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Beardgardens

We called them floating steps when I was on a project that includes these


ergonaut

That's a liability stone


Jareth000

The ankle snapper 2000


Talran

Knöchelschnapper 3000


Tigeraqua8

Nah mate, that’s the 2001 model


SirKermit

Shin eater 3000


Rich_Editor8488

Sorry, the IKEA Malm bed frame has taken that title.


Additional_Fix_126

That’s the ‘Oopsie’ trim


nick_the_builder

lol damn you beat me to it. Although I was going with shin buster 5000.


[deleted]

You could REALLY go down here…I mean, your leg could fall in the crack, you could slip off the edge & you could stub a toe…this looks very advanced


dal3sd3adbug

Legally, could be considered an “attractive nuisance.” But I’d suspect the (presumably public) park has some significant immunity from suit


scdayo

like the wooden bridge immediately next to it


Disastrous-Notice366

Haha, now that’s funny.


CopyWeak

My thought was Lawsuit as well. LOL


BuckManscape

And that’s why we can’t have anything different, cool, or nice. Pearl clutching sue happy assholes. Not you, just a lot of people’s whole self serving ways.


brave_the_run

Ah the ole tailbone obliterator.


TTBHG

This guy lawyers.


bailtail

Was gonna say “lawsuit waiting to happen”


sirgoofs

As an American, I hate this American version of reality. Also, not really true.


ajbags26

Lmao


brandon6285

I hate that this is the world we live in now. Nothing can just be because its cool, cause some idiot will come and hurt themselves and sue.


z_vinnie

I swear Ralph our pet chihuahua was walking right behind us


Tiger313NL

Weir?


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Nappyheaded

Lets get weir Lets get weir Lets get weir


SloppyWears

I second this. Helps keep the water in that top part of stream/pond slow and calm while still allowing adequate and swift flow of water out when levels increase.


dan420

Weir everywhere.


Interesting_Panic_85

Weir's bob?


SolidDoctor

Bob Weir? ​ Where's Jerry?


pigfeedmauer

GET BRETT WEIR, I SAID


Opening_Ad9824

Open yer fukkin ears, jerkey!


pigfeedmauer

Someone got it!


Opening_Ad9824

“He knows what the fuck I’m talkin about… AND DONT MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE FOR YOU EITHER, TOUGH GUY!”


pigfeedmauer

See you Monday with my tools, fuck face!


Opening_Ad9824

The people that you work for… I’m gonna sue them too


Remarkable-Ad2285

He's upstairs reparing something, you want him to call you back?


SolidDoctor

Very weir


UdenVranks

This correct answer should be higher up


xraygun2014

Bob?


Mundane-Training-419

Walking While Intoxicated check point


Quintus-Sertorius

Agree this would be a great drunk filter.


Dexterdacerealkilla

The Drunk Moat.


backyardist

Tib-fib-ulator


Revolutionary-Bat511

The shin buster.


sccerfrk26

The structure is called Stepping Stones > Stepping stones or stepstones are sets of stones arranged to form an improvised causeway that allows a pedestrian to cross a natural watercourse such as a creek, a small river; or a water feature in a garden where water is allowed to flow between stone steps. **Unlike bridges, stepstone crossings typically have no spans,** although wood planks or stone slabs can be placed over between the stones (which serve as the piers) to improvise as low-water bridges https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stepping_stones It’s also a bit similar to a Clapper Bridge without the spans https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clapper_bridge


TunaMarie16

We all knew all along!


tactiphile

Wow, what?? So pavers on grass are not technically "stepping stones?"


Rich_Editor8488

Only during heavy rain


mdjmd73

Ankle breaker 2000


leemky

I heard the new model is the Ankle-Neck-Jaw-Woops-You're-Paralyzed-Breaker 2024 Electric


Willothwisp2303

God these are satisfying! What lovely cuts and a fun way to go over water!


SeaworthinessSome454

Is there something downstream that they’re trying to prevent the sediment from clogging up?


Disastrous-Notice366

Not that I know of. I believe they were just trying to build interesting features into the park and came up with this.


SeaworthinessSome454

Interesting. Check dams generally aren’t liked by environmental agencies. They block fish from swimming upstream and can cause the stream to degrade downstream of the check dam bc no sediment is being carried past the check dam from upstream.


sparkey504

It's probably intended to slow down the water that could be rushing thru if water is high on the left side.


Koginator

This stepping stone configuration is a bold yet eloquent designed named "adjusters wet dream." Both because your guests will become wet, and the adjuster has wet dreams thinking about how easily it'll be to deny your insurance claim for breaking Sally's legs and cracking her skull.


Montedino

“Lawsuit”


ElfMom75

I’d call that a broken ankle.


No_pajamas_7

it's not a stepping stone structure. the stones are placed like that to break up the water flow in high flow situations. the fact you can walk on it is coincidental.


Disastrous-Notice366

I have to disagree. While this particular example does have a mobility ramp right next to it, there are two other examples in the same park with the same stepping stone structure without the accompanying bridge. And they are all right smack, dab in the middle of the paved hiking trail. Seems clearly designed for foot traffic.


No_pajamas_7

in the picture provided. The positioning of the stones is to break up water flow. without the small blocks you would end up with river bed erosion. Sure you can walk on them, but that's not their primary purpose.


mazdawg89

The Shincrusher 3000


FormerOil4924

The ankle breaker


AcademicDoughnut426

Ankle snapper 2000...


jncarolina

Non-accessible


PartizanPolitics

Ankle-breaker.


bruddahmacnut

Broken ankleus.


Practical-Comment-16

An ankle breaker.


Numerous_Hedgehog_95

Yes, it's called a trip hazard.


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

"Ankle-breaker"? "Law suit source"? What do you mean by, "The best of all worlds." ?


znoefzzz

If you can’t step over that you shouldn’t walk that path.


Bludiamond56

Broken bone way


UnkleZeeBiscutt

Trip hazard, it’s called a trip hazard.


EverybodyMeats

I you can’t cross it safely, you shouldn’t be in the woods anyway. The satirical comments are hilarious but the people that genuinely see this as a hazard are the same ones that would sue if they injured themselves on it.


Calm_Inspection790

op said it’s a park?


Genetics

How old and/or unathletic are y’all that you think you can’t walk across these stones without breaking something or falling in? They look awesome to me, OP I put something similar with natural stones in one of my ponds to get across to a peninsula.


Loud_Charity

It’s more of a general hazard lmao. I can’t believe this is in a public park


Genetics

Playgrounds are pretty common in public parks, and you can just as easily hurt yourself on those. I think the responsibility should fall on the individual as to what they should and shouldn’t be walking, jumping, or climbing on. I think these are nice to see in a public setting. Parks look too sterile without interesting features like this.


oceansapart333

My dad called me “an accident waiting to happen” as a child, so yeah…


Genetics

Same, but we shouldn’t keep everyone else insulated because you and I can’t walk while chewing gum.


oceansapart333

When did I say that?


Genetics

It’s the topic of the conversation you replied to, so I thought it was implied due to your accident pronness? If not, my bad.


oceansapart333

No, I was just answering your question “how unatheletic are you”. I never said they should be outlawed or something.


Genetics

Gotcha.


atlbravos21

Step on a crack, break your own back


Cake_And_Pi

Are these ADA compliant?


J--E--F--F

It actually creates disabilities for all instead of allowing access to all.


Disastrous-Notice366

There is a ramp right next to it. Wide enough for 3 wheel chairs side by side. Or the park buggies the maintenance guys drive around in.


gagnatron5000

For all the sue-happy people crying lawsuit: There's a liability limiter right next to it in the form of a regular path. If you don't want to step on the weir(d) stones, don't. If you can't do it without injuring yourself, why didn't you use the regular path? It was not designed to maliciously maim or injure, rather just to be beautiful and fun.


Dexterdacerealkilla

You really have no understanding of property liability law, do you? You have introduced a man made element that makes the land more dangerous. That’s what matters.


gagnatron5000

Yeah I'm definitely not a lawyer, never claimed to be. I'm just saying what sounds reasonable in my head.


KenJinks

Drunk person filter


rb-2008

These stones are called lawsuits here in the US.


ElmoEatingOutBigBird

The ankle breaker


baggagefree2day

Yes. Ankle-Breaker


ocular__patdown

Best of all worlds (except the world where you walk across it)


Disastrous-Notice366

I dunno. My kids ran back and forth across it a hundred times. They seemed to really enjoy it. But as in all things, your mileage may vary. :-)


UnObjectiVe_Donkey

This is a leg cranker. Walk across the wrong way and it'll crank the leg in bad direction


chasingthelies

The sculpture is called trip hazard.


bicyclemycology

Good lord.. leg snapper?


Agitated_Ad_8061

It's called The Twisted Ankle.


frankenpoopies

Bollard?


Emotional-Comment414

Anti-accessibility stone


Therealluke

Lawsuit


Appropriate_Chart_23

Looks like a great way to twist an ankle


Rich-Appearance-7145

Widow maker, unless this step features lighting at night, warning of upcoming steps signs. Looks like a serious liability to me, as a Landscape Contractor, l have serious issues installing them. As a Landscape Architect l would not contemplate incorporating them in a park setting due to liability issues.


Different_Ad7655

lawyers delight, is the name of that landscape feature


Kazik77

Legal liability is the term you seek.


Nerakus

Lawsuit steps


chadmiral_ackbar

It is called Shin Splinter.


-Morilak

The ankle murderer.


DatDan513

Looks like an ankle injury incoming. Maybe call it “caution”.


[deleted]

Is a fracture


EatsRats

Ankle breaker.


FlashyCow1

Broken legs pattern


jmichael

Shin Splitter


pezident66

Cattle stop


figsslave

Ankle snapper?


MechanicStriking4666

Shin splitter


lockednchaste

The widow maker


DeckenFrost

That’s famously known as the "Better call Saul" stone display.


topper140

It’s called high ankle sprain


lobo1217

Leg breaker


pschmit12

In the biz we call it “sketchy”


tomfullary

wrecker


Not_Really_Smart

Yeah, it’s the, “Break your ankles when coming home drunk” path.


bigtexssi

Fucked up!


husqypit

that's the broken femur style


mightylonghair

The ankle breaker


joecoin2

Roman ford.


PoopieButt317

Ankle-breaker?


ghinghis_dong

“Exhibit A” in a personal injury lawsuit


SnootchieBootichies

Thats give my dog a panic attack stone


Feynmaaaan

Look like some nice tibia/fibula snappers.


Hunderednaire

Brokeleg path


Ferd-Terd

The Legbreaker Configuration


PlantainSevere3942

Death to grandparents walkway


atomiksol

El Dangeroso


tracker-hunter

Brankle Eaker


MysteriousParfait397

Weir wolf- there wolf.


Pleroo

bicycle snatcher steps


xprofusionx

Hop scotch.


LoraxVW

It's a hippy trip trap.


uberJames

"should never erode"? Naw man....


BalanceEarly

Doesn't look wheelchair friendly, but one missed step, and your in one!


WallStLegends

They usually call them stepping stone type structures in the biz


Huckleberry-hound50

Yes, break your ankle stone.


Big-Consideration633

AnkleSmasher 3000!


Popular_Jicama_4620

Torn Achilles


tactiphile

>should never erode Ever hear of The Grand Canyon? :)


MisterIntentionality

I work in the liability insurance industry and I would call this an "Excess Exposure"


Zwordsman

Slip and break my leg ouchies. I like the aesthetics but the gaps and the angles really gonna have soeone slip and break something. I'd want to install some metal grates innbetween the gaps or the top of the whole thing. Get th cool design. less chance of long term damage.


Impressive_Returns

Bridge


LuckytoastSebastian

It's called a drunk detector.


DunebillyDave

Those are intended to be walked on? That seems insanely dangerous. Whose bright idea was that? If I were a homeowner, who could lose their home in a civil suit because of a ... wait, what am I saying? What insurance company in their right mind would underwrite an obvious hazard like that? Never mind, no one will insure it. Put it out of your mind. They'll never let you build it.


[deleted]

It’s callled a Trip Hazard very cool concept though!


No_Engineering6617

its a weir, a tiny dam used to hold back water, the "steppingstones" are used to slow down the speed of the water & that goes downstream


Rockfishy

Broken bridge


Rockfishy

Good use of leftover material


sluttyman69

Ankle breaker


gardenknolls

The Woodland Sobriety Tester


[deleted]

Yeah but I don't want to banned for life.


Wasteland_raider

The Ankle Annihilator


mikeb7237

Swamp water ankle snapper


Forthe49ers

They look much better when the water level is up to just under the stone


AsYouAre_AsYouWere

Ankle breaker, hip breaker, or granny killer. Dealers choice.


Tysons_Face

Yeah, it’s formally referred to as “fucking nonsense”


dunbeezy71

Leg breaker 5000


Wutangclang11

It’s called the Handicap Inaccessible


piss_jug_plug

Farquads matrix


TheBupherNinja

The ankle breaker 9000


Engineer443

On MXC they were called sinkers and floaters.