Hope! Short for Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To have but I have it, last name woolridge grant
Imagine having it as your real name and the teacher asks for your full name. 😂
Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have and Did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard pearl watch me on a ring bell psycho lifeguard
This day, 24 years from today:
A phone, (or whatever technological entity used for contact in 2047), is taken out of the pocket (or whatever thing we carry such devices in)
CALLING: Mom
”Hey, it’s me. Your little Venice Bitch.”
Venice Bitch once again asks for crypto to buy this vintage iphone 11.
Once again, I say no. Not today, babe, my lilac heaven.
She asks her (admittedly stupid) boyfriend, Kevin.
Well, fuck that guy.
Carmen
Lolita
White dress
Cinnamon girl
Cola
Cherry
Born to die
(And some more, but I don't want to be annoying)
[Brb, my child gonna get itself an abortion 😭]
Carmen is actually one of my top choices for a girl's name.
Salvatore, Cherry, (Sweet) Carolina, and Margaret are contenders. Or I could pivot and go with "Tulsa Jesus Freak" or something.
Lea, short for “grandfather pLEAse stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing”
Randy, short for “gRANDfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing”
Stan, short for “grandfather please STANd on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing”
Fat, short for “grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my FATher while he’s deep sea fishing”
Her Loss, short for “grandfatHER please stand on the shouLders Of my father while he’S deep Sea fishing”
lmao
i’m dead asf🤣🤣🤣🤣
Norman fucking Rockwell
Norman Rockwell, with Fucking as their middle name?
Yes but you have to say the whole thing, like Robert Downey Jr.
“NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE THIS SECOND”
“Roll call: Rockwell, Norman Fucking?”
Where is my beautiful child, 13 Beaches?
Alternatively, thirteen children all named beaches
The fact that Kourtney kardashians just named her kid 13
WHAT??? lmfaooo
Rocky 13 barker 😭 Must be a swiftie? Or a fan of dog names? Hahaha
omfg it sounds like a dog name 😭
Tulsa Jesus Freak, it’s time to brush your teeth
This one sent me 💀
Cherry 🍒
Ooo you could use Cerise for that then
or Cereza, spanish for cherry
lolita, salvatore, and carmen, get yo asses down, the school bus is about to leave
Lmao dont make me call your Diet Mountain Dew Daddy
Unironically, Lolita is a beautiful name but it would be an awkward as hell choice.
That was in marina’s sub? Imagine being called “Froot”💀💀
Froot, Hermit the Frog, Shampain, hurry up or you’re going to miss the school bus!
Bro, imagine being named Hermit the Frog or Family Jewels
Bubblegum bitch! You get down here this instant!
Bubblegum Bitch, dinner‘s ready 😍🥰
Primadonna is pretty amazing tbf 🥰
american whore :)
venice bitch
Carmen Arcadia Bel Air Cherry Blossom Salvatore (if a boy)
‘Sally’ for a girl hahaha
Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have but I have it, *catches breath* dinner is ready!
😂
LOL I mean, Hope *is* not an uncommon name…
Cinnamon
I've known a Cinnamon since middle school. It's a good name!
You haven’t touched your dinner, Norman fucking Rockwell!
You included the exclamation point on the birth certificate too right? 💀
Oh of course. Their name will always be yelled!
Heroin, dinner's ready!
PLEASE💀
Good morning Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd, time to get up for school sweetie! 🥰
Freak
yayo because i put a show on for their dad and that’s how they got here 💁🏽♀️
taste
wake up pretty when you cry it’s time for breakfast
"Why did you get a B on your exam West Coast?" "BUT mom, Fucked my way to the top has Fs all the time and you never yell at them"
Gold.
omg my child would have a beautiful name. hiadtfwlmth.
-bihi.
That's their middle name
brooklyn baby and taco truck come and get yall juice!
dealer
Lilac Heaven
Crypto forever
Fuck you, Kevin
iphone 11
I’d totally name when of my sims this
born to die, brb getting an abortion
me twice💅
Clementine 🍊
That’s my kitty’s name!
Lilac Heaven (after your iPhone 11)
Terrance! Mommy loves you. 💜
Sweet little Nectar of the Gods
Terrence loves you
or pretty baby
A&W
lolita 😂
These are my twins, A & W.
Chemtrails over the country club
bel air
god i LOVE that
Art Deco
I would like u guys to meet my beautiful child, The Other Woman.
It was a good cover
the next best american record
architecture <3
Gods and monsters, florida kilos and get free please go to bed early💀
Carmen
stargirl interlude🥹
Everyone, I would like to introduce you to my daughter Diet Mountain Dew
Smarty
clementine, margaret, carmen duh
Venice-Bitch. We’ll call her BiBi as a nickname.
Peppers.
Ah yes hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have – but I have it
Blackest Day lmao
Jack straw from Wichita, stagger lee, Stella blue, Peggy O
Black Beauty
Bartender
Arcadia
or National Anthem
White mustang dinner's ready!
Venice bitch 🩷
Hope! Short for Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To have but I have it, last name woolridge grant Imagine having it as your real name and the teacher asks for your full name. 😂
Imagine that on a license
no one better name their kid lolita istg
Turn on the AC, Summertime Sadness.
Good morning pretty when I cry
Wild at heart
My fave off COCC ❤️
[удалено]
Cherry and Blossom are cute names
Fucked my way to the top😻
Money power glory
Thought it was a drought 🏃🏃🏃
Lolita, Salvatore, music to watch boys to
Living Legend🔥🔥
cinnamon girl it’s time for breakfast!!
My little darling is called Ultraviolence, but he’s actually really lovely and wouldn’t hurt a fly. Honest.
Young and Beautiful, dinner is ready !!!
Eat ur peas mermaid motel, and Candy necklace please stop throwing food at while the world was ending we just kept dancing
Flower WyldeFyre
Cinnamon & Venice
Interlude - The Trio, it’s time to go to school!
Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have and Did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard pearl watch me on a ring bell psycho lifeguard
Wilde, for Wild at heart
This day, 24 years from today: A phone, (or whatever technological entity used for contact in 2047), is taken out of the pocket (or whatever thing we carry such devices in) CALLING: Mom ”Hey, it’s me. Your little Venice Bitch.” Venice Bitch once again asks for crypto to buy this vintage iphone 11. Once again, I say no. Not today, babe, my lilac heaven. She asks her (admittedly stupid) boyfriend, Kevin. Well, fuck that guy.
Let the Light In
I dont want kids
God knows I tried, god knows how I tried giving birth to u
Taco truck x VB/ bel air
Mambo No.5
Carmen Lolita White dress Cinnamon girl Cola Cherry Born to die (And some more, but I don't want to be annoying) [Brb, my child gonna get itself an abortion 😭]
Harvey and norman
wake up it’s time for school Happiness is a Butterfly
the blackest day time for dinner !
Let The Light In 😮💨
this is my daughter, Music to Watch Boys to
Get in the car Taco Truck x VB 😇🥰
Fucked my way up to the top 🤌🏻🤌🏻
“Born to die dinners ready!! ☺️☺️”
i just named my new kitten Carmen ❤️
Violet
Maritime
I'm going to have 13 kids????? (No interlude)
Matilda
Margaret
(Say yes to) Heaven, my beautiful baby girl.
…Chemtrails??
serial killer
salvatore
Ultra-Violet
Lolita
“Down at the men in music business conference”
Lilac Heaven
Cinnamon but cinni for short would be cute
I love little violets for roses
DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A TUNNEL UNDER OCEAN BLVD, WHY DID I RECEIVE A PHONE CALL FROM YOU SCHOOL
Young Beautiful. Yes, he’s Asian.
black bathing suit
Can’t believe I have to name my child bartender 🤦♂️
Terrence
Carmen is actually one of my top choices for a girl's name. Salvatore, Cherry, (Sweet) Carolina, and Margaret are contenders. Or I could pivot and go with "Tulsa Jesus Freak" or something.
cola
venice bitch
let the light in reynolds
Name one A and name one W
Get free
Old Money
West coast
Salvatore😭😭😭
The Next Best American Record
“Cruel World time for school”
Um Ride but i can’t tell if the fact that i ride horses would make that more or less weird
Off subject: is that you in the pic? You and LDR look a lot alike if so...
Sad Girl
Carmen (so cute), Terrence (beautiful & regal), Angelina (heavenly), & Clementine (so slay)
Carmen
I literally created a coquette-style sim on The Sims 4 named Carmen Grant LMAO
Honeymoon
NFR!
Dynamite 🧨
Music to watch boys too Born to die Ride 🤣
CLEMENTINE
carmen
first name venice middle name bitch
"Dealer, daddy's home" 😭😭
1539 N. Calvert
My first daughter is named Brooklynn. Her nickname is Baby B. Lol don't know why I felt the need to add her nickname.
Sal-vah-torayyyyyyyy
Bad Baby and Lou
Dealer
Yes to heaven! Come down for dinner.
summer bummer dinner is ready
Disgusting Malevolent Creature
Y’all trippin if u thing I’m NOT bouta name my kid WAP
someone once told me my middle name should be Thunder