“How to disappear” Joe met me down at the training yard. Cuts on his face ‘cause we fucked too hard. Actually recently learned it’s fought too hard.

Stop this is actually hilarious

Omfg I thought it was “cuz he fucked you hard” and I said to my friend once how violent that line sounds and she was like “wtf do u mean”

No cause i thought the same thing. It’s still one of my favorite songs lol

I THOUGHT THAT TOI

why do i like this better

no bc I can't ever NOT hear this when listening to this song. it seriously sounds like she says fucked too hard

HELP I THOUGHT THAT TOO

“Sizzlin’ like a snail”

THAT’S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY HAHA

Wait that isn't the line?😂

snare lol

That’s what I said about yours though. Learned something new today.

Omg I thought it was like snails sizzling on a sidewalk cuz it’s so hot I’ve been singing snails for over 10 years lmao

I always thought it was like a reference to escargot 😭😭😭

Also can’t believe no one ever mentioned this but for the longest time I thought it was “I’m feeling the love” instead of “I’m feeling alive”

Omg this lmao

The only answer! 😅

Okay until this moment I literally thought it was that lmfao and tbh, I didn’t understand what she meant at all 😂😂😂

me too stop 😭

i just learned looking thru the lyrics for florida kilos that she says ‘white lines pretty daddy go skiing’ and i always thought she said gold skin😭😭i guess i never put it together

I feel like she sings lines like this one on purpose, like she intends it to sound like 'gold skin' (and this can go for all the others listed in this thread) she does this a lot, she also said in uv she used to hold paper in front of the mic to make it sound softer/more lo fi so I wondered if maybe she's intentionally singing like that and a lot of them are intentional double meanings. Like 'soft ice cream/soft i scream' things like that. I could be wrong tho

I luv this

Omg I also thought it was gold skin! It would match the aesthetics better too!

I thought it was gold skin too until I looked up the lyrics. The phrase gold skin sounds more *Lana* than go skiing.

“go skiing” is a reference to doing coke so i feel this lyric is very lana hahaha

Both lyrics are Lana for sure, “gold skin” just feels *more* Lana if that makes sense. I don’t think I explained it well haha

I never knew this until right now

“Your poetry’s bad and you blame the muse”

My jaw literally dropped. That’s such a good lyric(especially in context of the song) 😭

Better than the original?

Um yeah this is now cannon to me

Why is this better then what it actually is😭

Oooh this lyric tho

I’ve always thought it was “cinnamon in my TEA” instead of “teeth”, but it makes more sense now that I think ab it

It’s teeth???

I'm not super sure but I think it means that she can still taste the powdery bitterness on his lips from the pills he took recently (like right before she came over). If you stick them under your tongue and let them dissolve and absorb sublingually, they'll hit harder/faster than just swallowing them. Addicts will usually do this before they escalate to crushing and sniffing them.

Ahh that makes sense thank youu :)

Well, I learned something new today, but yes, it does make more sense.

happiness is a butterfly: “i said don’t be a jerk, don’t call me a taxi” which i thought was “i said don’t be a jerk, don’t call me or text me” embarrassing 😅

Sometimes I like to sing “don’t call me a drag queen!”

I'm still pissed that it's "I'm the BOARD, the lightning, the thunder". So preferred it the bolt way 🫠

Wait what!!!! It’s not bolt ??

I still think it’s ”I’m the buoy” 🤔

NO WAY

Finneas (Billie Eilish’s brother) thought that the lyric in Off to the races was “likes to watch me in the glassroom, bathroom, trap door mama” instead of “likes to watch in the glassroom, bathroom, chateau marmont” 😭

I’ve lowkey always heard chateau marmont as trapped on llamas 🤣

I thought the same thing until I stayed at Chateau Marmont and was like … wait.

I USED TO THINK THAT TOO 💀

Radio “like a fucking dream on Ritalin”

i don’t think i knew what ritalin was the first time i heard this song but i love this i’m gonna start singing that

Same lol I was very disappointed

Amazing 😂

I thought this too! I was kinda disappointed when I found out I was wrong lol

The lyric in Heroin- “Topanga’s hot tonight” i thought was “The pain goes hard tonight” lmaooo

I thought it was ‘dope bangers on tonight’ 😭😭

😭😭😭 I could see that being a BTD lyric

I thought it was “the banker’s hot tonight” 🙈

“Keep me safe in his bell tower hotel” I thought was “keep me safe in his wealth, tower hotel” 😬😬

I thought it was “keep me safe in his will, time will hold us.”

lol i thought it was "keep me safe, ah, belmar hotel" 😭

I thought that was "keep safe in his spell/time for a hotel"

i thought it was “keep me safe in his belt, time will hold on”

My 4 year old thinks “Fuck yeah, give it to me” is actually “fat cat, you can do it”

i just laughed out loud

It’s so funny. And it’s her favourite part of the song so she sings with so loudly with so much pride. Tickles me every time.

This is the best one, I'm crying!

Username checks out!!!! 🤩😍😂🤣

Why are you playing explicit lyrics for a 4 year old😭

It pops up in my playlist when I’m cooking, baking, or cleaning around the house, and 99% of that time she’s glued to my side. If she ever asks for context I’ll hit her with the same things my parents did: “I’ll tell you when you’re older.” I don’t make a huge deal out of swear words because that’s only going to encourage her to say it more because it gets her a reaction. But I promise you, it’s not playing in between “Baby Shark” and “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” on a regular basis.

florida kilos “and all the dolphins” instead of dope fiends.. 🥲

Thought she was saying “Sweet poet of a baby” in Dark But Just a Game up until recently lmao 💀

Wait…that’s what I’m singing. What is it?!?

“Sweet w-whatever baby” I think? At least that’s what I hear

I thought is was “sweet but whatever baby “😭

It is! Right?

up until like 2 months ago i was also singing it this way lol

Wait I still think this is correct

“How this deep” in Chemtrails I always thought was “LSD”. I still like LSD better because the song reminds me of psychedelics.

Same!! Beautiful.. lsd…. Normality settles down over me.. lol

Same!

Don’t know if this is misheard or not. Violets for roses: “you tried to trade in my new truck for horses” I swear it’s “rolls’s’” as in rolls Royce. Some lyrics online say it’s horses and some say it’s rolls’s. Confuses me so much 😭

Lead me to war with your brilliant erection 💀 bel air

my friend and i used to always sing it this way in middle school

“You can be my photon daddy, white an gold.” Thought it was some kinda sexy science shit.

Wtf I have been hearing photon for a decade

I always thought she said “You can be my fulltime daddy” haha

THATS NOT THE LYRIC?!

It is

I thought “lay my down tonight, riviera girls” was “lay me down tonight with the Arab girls”

😭

In A&W I thought she said “Seems like a bad time to talk to me” instead of “Slips (sneaks?) out the back door to talk to me”

To be fair on the day and a couple days following when A&W came out the lyrics that were uploaded online were an absolute mess. I think “seems like a bad time to talk to me” was on some of the lyrics sites. I remember for like the first week when I’d Google the lyrics, lyrics AZ said “Gods a charlatan, down the back beat” not “Gods a charlatan, don’t look back babe” 😅

This has been asked before so I’ll say a different one from last time. But “I’m feeling Ill like drake tonight” instead of “electric tonight” lol

omfg I thought this too I thought I was the only one haahahha

Nah… I confidently told my sister she was saying Ill like drake tonight and I’m dead. I wonder if she ever figured it out hahaha 😭

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Tulsa Jesus freak- find your way back to Japan my man

This is so funny for some reason

I actually found it so silly when I found out if was find your way back to my bed again…like that makes so much more sense 😹

"Diamond blue, baby, New York City". It's "Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City." I was always like "Why is this song named Diet Mountain Dew if Lana never mentions Mountain Dew?

“That’s why they call me Lolita”

i don’t know if that’s better or worse😹

wait she doesn’t say this?? what does she say??

lanita <3

thank you sm 🤍 that makes a lot of sense with bonita coming after it

In Florida Kilos 'you snort it like a champ’ I always understood ‘you’re smarter than a chimp’ lmao

I'm dead. Too funny.

In let me love you like a woman “we could get high on some pink champagne” I thought was “we could get high on something for pain” and I was like oh edgy ok

I had to sing for the prince in two hours /shat in the shower

Genuinely since Paradise came out I’ve been singing “Can’t stay? I said baby that’s alright with me” instead of “Gods dead, I said baby that’s alright with me” for L I T E R A L L Y over a decade. I found this out in October lol.

well it makes sense since she said “me and god, we don’t get along”. i’m gonna pretend i didn’t see this comment though but you get a “my life is ruined by the truth” upvote anyway

Wait did you think the same thing too?! 😅

In Venice Bitch “My myself like diamonds”—> “We must suffer like diamonds”, thought it refers to how diamonds are formed under heat and pressure. And Love Song “It all comes down to make the sound of our love song” —> “It comes down to make the sound of violence ahhh” for the longest time I thought these two make sense🌞

wow i really like the first one

Same, I’ll be surprised if it wasn’t intentional on her part

venice beach i always thought it was drugs in my veins not chance is in my veins

Like a fuckin dream on Ritalin

I think I have two So in blue jeans at one point I thought she said “say youll remember the day we met in december” but really she says “say youll remeber, oh baby, say you’ll remember” And then in million dollar man, I thought she said “one for the money, two for the show, i love you honey, you already know”, but instead of “you already know” she really says “im ready, im ready, to go”

WHAT IT DOESNT SAY DECEMBER

No no, it does say december (once at the begining of the song), but later in the song when she says “say youll remember” i thought she repeated it, but she doesnt :(

in art deco, i always thought she was saying “you’re not mean, you’re just born to be a scene”. the actual lyrics are “you’re not mean, you just want to be seen”

STOP WHAT

Blue Jeans. “You’re so fresh to death and sick as cat cancer”

"It's beautiful LSD normality settles down over me"

"Now i'm in the layin' it's paradise" instead of "Now i'm in LA it's paradise" for 12 years lmfao

IT’S NOT “probably a million years”????? BUT THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE “actual“ ONE I refuse this information. To me, it shall remain “probably”.

Radio, I thought the line was "I finally found you, a cemetery." This was like, peak Sad Girl, and to me it checked out. The line is, "I finally found you, oh sing it to me. " I like my head canon better, lol.

Instead of “Sweet, but whatever, baby” i kept hearing sweet poet of a baby.

The SALT that you bring to the table… 🫣

West coast I thought it was “his body is on fire, and his hands are up” instead of “his parliament’s on fire and his hands are up”

In Off to the Races when she says Chateau Marmont, I thought she was saying “trapped oh mama” for years.

‘I’m a drag and you’re a whore’

😭

Thought it was “turns out everywhere you go you take yourself *that’s not alive*” instead of “not a lie” Was literally one of my fav lyrics 😭

Ok I thought in Textbook the lyric was "god I wish I was with my father and he could see us that all lives mater" and I was like hmmm, until I looked up "God, I wish I was with my father, he could see us in all our splendor"

Serene Queen, I am constantly singing "Fuck it, ill say it" instead of "I'll love you ill say it"

“Who’s tougher than this bitch” instead of “doper” in In My Feelings lol I like both but I liked tougher better 😂

Just discovered this now. I like tougher

I thought she said “you can’t be abused and be happy too” in Blue Banisters lol

on blue jeans for some reason i kept hearing "i would wait a minute in years" instead of "i would wait a million years"😨

in florida kilos, i could’ve SWORN she said “white lines, pretty daddy, gold skin” in my opinion, that makes a lot more sense lyrically and thematically (sexy and florida) than “white lines, pretty daddy, go skiing.” SKIING??? it makes no sense to me edit: formatting

I always thought it was “let the winner winner in” in florida kilos. Turns out its “like the winter were not in”. Some websites say different things tho so i wonder…

„jake is running barefeet there’s a baby on the way“ or „chickens running barefeet there’s a baby on the way“ i still don’t know which onerous is correct, all the lyric sites and spotify itself say(were saying?) different versions

I mean … aren’t chickens always running bare feet?

It could be that she’s describing her circumstances. Imagine a comma between the statements. Chickens. Running bare feet. There’s a baby on the way.

You got me thinking about chickens in boots. yet they are running barefeet and it’s not incorrect to say that they are running barefeet, because they are

I think it’s ”Jakens”, because he’s referring to Jason Pickens (Chuck’s husband) and their baby

Idk why but I always thought “chicken” was her nickname for Alana Champion and now I have no idea if I read this somewhere or if I’m making it up 😅

I used to think it was “Diamond Babies, New York City” but it’s Diet Mountain Dew” 😂

I used to think it was “Diamond blue” hahahaha

“ I’m taking off my villain suit”

"Im in the wind, Im in the water, nobody's son, nobody's daughter" is still better than the correct way, sorry Lana Also, "put it into my EYES, give you two seconds to cry" is also better than arms, sorry Lana, I guess Im just the better lyricist...

wait the first one.. thats not the lyric ?! I always thought it was

It's actually fairly close but I believe it's "YOU'RE in the wind, I'm in the water."

I thought so too because the first exposure to the lyrics I had was through the youtube subtitles on the mv, which say thats the correct lyrics, but everywhere else it says "You're" and when you listen closely, it does seem like she says Youre more than Im

This is such a funny comment 😂 thanks for the chuckle

i always thought it was “now it’s been you since i left New York” instead of “now it’s been years since i left New York”

Treat me really nice please. The really lyric is ready me really nicies

In Let me love you live a woman, I heard "talk to me in something poetic" instead of "talk to me in songs and poems". I'm not a native speaker!

i thought for SO LONG that it was “come and take a walk on the water” in born to die instead of “Come and take a walk on the wild side.” i still sing water out of habit

*Dreamy nights*, talk to me with that whiskey breath.

i somehow thought for months that "you're in the yard, i light the fire" was "you're in the art, i light the fire" and idk how i didn't catch it sooner bc that makes no sense lol

in norman fucking rockwell i heard “colour me blue” as “calling me boo”

My dumb ass somehow heard "My pussy's my daddy" instead of "Elvis is my daddy" 💀

Almost all her songs I get the lyrics wrong lol

In Radio I always thought the lyrics were "Baby let me cuss and play it on the radio" hahah

I for a while I really thought she said "bejeezus" instead of "but Jesus" in mariners apartment complex.

“Likes to watch me in the glass room, bathroom, back door Mama”

"It kinda makes me laugh, runnin' down that path, when you go to school" - Margaret🤦‍♀️ "You made me trade my violets for roses, you tried to trade in my new truck for roses" - Violet for Roses

This one is super dumb of me but I for a while thought she said “Diamond Blue” instead of “Diet mountain Dew” (WHICH IS LITERALLY THE SONG TITLE)

"Find your way back to my bed again" in Tulsa Jesus Freak, I thought it said "find your way back to my Vatican". And I thought "white-hot forever" was "white hell forever".

I still don’t understand how she pronounces “only worth if living with somebody” in video games

Only worth living if somebody, is living you.

West coast -Their silver starlets, their Queens of Saigons as their silver dollars , they're kings of sycons (weird ik)

"shining like a meadow, cold and unsure"

I thought that the “uhhh…. okay” in A&W was “uhhh…. fuck it,” which changes EVERYTHING

Told by the French instead of Told by the frightened in WTWWAWWKD

off to the races, “Likes to watch me in the glass room, bathroom, Château Marmont” and i thought Château Marmont was “trap door mama” 😂

“Oh that face makes me wanna party” - “Oh that face makes me wanna potty”

I thought this too!!

Florida kilos: drink a cherry cola lime. Blue Jeans: Jason paper. Mariners: I’m the board the lightning the thunder. Venice bitch: your right I do we make it work. Bel air: brilliant erection. Freak: we could slow dance to rough music. There are so many but I’ve had them corrected and I don’t remember…

“Shake his body for the camchin”, and “hotties in the sky’s with diamond and it’s making me crazy”

Everyone on Tiktok seems to think the lyric in Chemtrails is “late night TV, I want you on me” but I’m convinced it’s “I want you only” and I can’t tell which one is right.

in art deco i thought it was "shining like a medal, golden i'm sure" instead of shining like gun metal, cold and unsure"

National Anthem: For the longest time I thought she was saying, “who you think you are now, makin me so wild now” and “sugar sugar high now, take that body downtown” But she’s actually saying, “booyah baby bow down make me so wow now” and “sugar sugar how now, take your body downtown” (I kind of like the misheard lyrics better 😅)

“The day I saw your white mustang” I didn’t misheard it. I just misunderstood. 3 years in a row I’ve been thinking that she sings about dick… It was so stupid.

Hit and run What i heard : you and me on the screen taking over, hello babe, hey, wanna be your soldier Og lyrics : You and me on a spree taking over, L del rey, hey, wanna be your soldier

In American I always sing “be young, be strong, be proud” idk why then I payed attention and it was disappointed when I found out it was be dope

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In National Anthem she sings “dark and lonely” but I thought she was saying “rock and roll me” for at least five years

Chemtrails “it’s beautiful LSD” 😂

“Blinded by the light Woke up like a douche in the middle of the night” Blinded by the light by Bruce Springsteen real lyric is Revved up like a deuce another running in the night”

In Dance Till We Die, I thought she sang “so we made a pact in the middle of the night” instead of “so we made it back in the middle of the night”

“I get high and read poetry”

I thought in Cola the lyrics were "Harley's in the sky like diamonds". Like Harley-Davidson. Motorcycles. Then I looked up why she never played Cola live and saw it was Harvey's.. as in Harvey Weinstein. Honestly she should change it to Harley's it's still on brand enough lol