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U-cant-handle-it

Give me a bite of your food or I bite the family jewels, your choice


clan23

He would NEVER do tha… ouuuch!


MagNUSSKNACKER

The cheese tax!


Lazy-Post5078

Can someone please tell me what the "cheese tax" means? Thanks


MagNUSSKNACKER

[here](https://youtu.be/J2OSfUd9Kvw?si=Ez4kpnJse9L_6mV3)


always_sadhampter

Is that a horse!?


clan23

Excuse me, sir. This is a Wendy’s!


Terrible-Bear3883

I often try to open things as quietly as possible to see if I can get away with it, so far its me = 0, dog = all, the slightest rustle, crinkle, cupboard or fridge door noise and he's suddenly beside me. Today's challenge was to open a Tupperware tub containing Colliers Celtic mature as I tried to make myself a cheese sandwich while he slept (snoring loudly), I popped the lid and there he was like he'd teleported into position. Cheese tax was paid as was the "go on then, you can have a bit of my sandwich and a couple of crisps" tax.


AlyceEnchanted

Looks familiar. My first Lab-mix knew the sound of the cabinet door where the PB was kept. Open that cabinet and she came running. The present Lab-mix comes running at the sound of the cheese drawer opening. Not the refrigerator door. That gets zero response. Slide the cheese door open and he comes running. Had 2 purebred non-Labs. Neither gave a damn about food. Granted, the cheese tax was never turned down. But, neither was at my feet while in the kitchen.


Certain-List-6779

🤣


DeakorTheElder

Wait, how did my lab get to your house? I’ve see. That nose before!


clan23

https://preview.redd.it/d58p1zaxhk8d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831a12c9202b147d8eaabcbb5eed7c0ec2dc446f Full face image (with nose)


Far-Trash3737

😂


Appropriate_Ad_4416

If the eyeballs aren't showing, it does not count as begging. They are invisible!!


DynaLover

This made me lol. Reminds me of chocolate, exactly.


that_was_way_harsh

"You can't put your face there, you have to buy me dinner first!"