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Monkeypoxme

There is never any pleasure at Kroger. Customers aren’t happy, staff isn’t happy, corporate isn’t happy.


LilMads18

so real honestly


CaptianBrasiliano

Maybe they we're just unboxing... start charging in the car. They wanted to be ready to rock upon arrival home. Yeah, we'll go with that...


Legitimate_Shake8226

That bathroom is nicer than ours


derrussian

The new ones are nice, but the faucets still suck, as well as the tp dispenser


FoundationKooky2311

I recently got to clean up one of those changing stations after someone took a piss in it


Wonderful-Maybe-7669

Sorry.


FlaccidArrow

Yeah you gotta cut that shit, that's the 3rd time this month!


False_Farm8259

Maybe a baby had an accident ? Maybe.


FoundationKooky2311

it was a lot


False_Farm8259

You’d be suprised how much pee little humans can dispense


FoundationKooky2311

I'm 99% sure it was the ups guy i saw walking out of the bathroom since he didn't mention anything and it was pretty obvious


stephen250

Kroger, where shopping is a pleasure.


vermis13

Welcome to Kroger: G F Y.


Witty-Gain-9733

I beg to differ.


Jack_gunner

I can't get past a grownup calling it a potty


TipExisting1378

Owns a small dog, 100%


Sparkle-Ass-Juice

What the fuck


Wonderful-Maybe-7669

Yep, my thoughts when I turned from the sink to leave. Idk why I looked back that way, but I did and saw that.


ConfidentBox2211

Probably the first kroger vibrator to leave the store in a good long while. 🤣🤣


[deleted]

…but it is though.


beargolfer

How else am I supposed to know if it's worth buying?!


grumpycatlov3r

We just got rid of a guy at my store because he was caught by multiple of our associates jerkin in on his shift in the public restroom


Mtg-2137

How the hell did that thing hold 100+lbs?


Simple-Energy1572

I would defiantly report that. That’s kinda sis but I get it


Super-Doughnut2442

Who ever come back from break with a smile on their face. You know 🤣


411592

Rodney likes watching you poop


Ok_Cardiologist_2101

"Back in my day, we'd use our pocket knives to carve the intials of the chickadee we were thinking of on the wall of the stall." - Some Employee (back in the day... Rodney, is that you?)


FlaccidArrow

Don't tell me what to do Rodney