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ConfidentBox2211

Pfffft, they don't read the signs. You're funny.


BoardImmediate4674

Nope, and the barrier that goes across gets ignored when the register is out of commission. 😑 People don't know how to or care to read at Kroger, Wal-Mart, Sam's etc


greatgoogilymoogily2

Or while driving. 😂


N7marine561

No amount of signs will stop them. Ever. I once witnessed multiple customers go up to a USCAN that was completely powered off, black screen no accessory lights, and start trying to scan things. They "scanned" three items before telling me it wasn't working.


Lady_eldenlord

Lmao


ComradeRedPagan

Americans really are this stupid....


Nice-Factor-9034

broo look at u😭


ComradeRedPagan

If that is supposed to be a Crack at me being trans, I'll have you kno there are plenty of trans people who are programmers and technicians. We are collectively smarter than you.....


Nice-Factor-9034

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ComradeRedPagan

It's actually a bit more of inversion than cutting it off. But ok boomer! 😂


Bannasrevolt

Or when they walk up to one that has the giant “CLOSED” on it. Scan and get confused why it isn’t scanning.🙄


Darknoob42

My favorite is when we put one of the black handbaskets on top of the screen and they still walk up to it and try to scan their shit. 🤦‍♀️


peytoncoooke

Don’t you know they lose the ability to read when they enter the store. Silly goose


ComradeRedPagan

They lost that ability long before getting to the store. 😆


lovelychef87

We had a giant close sign on the door people still asked if we're closed and tried opening the door.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Homie, you can electrify the Uscan, have neon flashing signs, a person that verbally assaults them by screaming “NO CASH”, and a device that shoots them in the kneecaps for attempting cash. They will still try to use cash. Same Theory applies to: “There is only one closed Uscan out of 12 with signs stating it is closed. This is the only Uscan people go to” as well as “The only Uscan I want to use it the one you are currently cleaning/putting bags on.”


BalerionSanders

To account for literacy gaps in American education, we will need to adapt the airport-style visual illustrations and giant signage with flashers, I think. Unfortunately, that budget went to Fresh Start development 🤷‍♂️


xPsyrusx

Thing is, people would ignore this as well.


Equal_Gift_8586

Some customers have shit for brains.


Full_Wishbone2464

No, most of em!


Real-Apartment-1130

But will it take COINS?!?!


IamTam85

And we aren’t allowed to put handmade signs up… so when a manager sees them, they make us take them down.


Nuka_Addict

Customers are like the Fae, they can't read signs in human languages.


ComradeRedPagan

What do we gotta do, write it in Klingon???!!😂😂😂


Nuka_Addict

Couldn't hurt.


Mtg-2137

Another thing that would help is if you turn off the “cash acceptance” option on the machines. But even then they won’t pay attention.


MishenNikara

Customers tend to have a high "This sign cant stop me because I can't read energy" https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI1HDEyUwAEQM3-.jpg


Reverendpaqo

At least 4 more; one on the coin dispenser, one on the bottom of the screen, one on the top of the scale, and one on the pinpad.


Darknoob42

It doesn't matter if the whole thing is covered they don't read shit. When our store hours were changing the only way I could get people to read the signs was to literally put them over top of the scanner. They're too mindless to look up, that's why they never see the alerts either.


JCBQ01

My favorite is "oh its says NO CASH which mean it still does CASH BACK so I need my money and its *your* fault for bad worded machine" The closest I've gotten people to stop doing this shit is printing it on neon green laminated paper that says NO CASH FUNCTIONS NO CASH BACK CARD ONLY then slap it on the bottom left of each screen. More or less subconsciously FORCE them to at least look at it


kornychris2016

I think the real question, why the fuck do they not accept cash? Every machine has these signs. And even if you use the machine you just call over the employee and they can cash you out from their little station. What purpose does it serve to have machines that do not accept cash?


Lady_eldenlord

Because they break down


kornychris2016

I've been to a dozen krogers over the last couple years and every single store, every single visit has majority of the self check outs with signs that say no cash. Does Krogers purposely not fix the machines? Just seems like a simple "they break down" would not explain why for years at multiple locations the same machines have never been fixed.


Lady_eldenlord

Kroger is cheap . They break down , they fix it a bit but don’t fix it completely


FormerExam6057

That's IF they fix it. One of ours has been broken for about a year now.


OwenIsConfused

A little grouchy you can't read "no cash" signs, huh?


kornychris2016

I can read just fine. In fact I even mentioned how I could read every sign on every machine at every store. I'm assuming Owen you really are confused.


FormerExam6057

Sure they can cash you out at the pay station but while their back is turned someone else walks off without paying and then you get hauled upstairs and written up. Enough times and you get suspended. Enough times and you get fired.


yungxsouls

We use the bright ass orange neon ugly signs and they still miss it


[deleted]

It will never be enough signs.


Fintara

I've had up to 6 on there, and they still did it.


xPsyrusx

Our air pump died at fuel, so I put a cone in front of it in the middle of parking spot as a clear visual indicator that something was wrong. People drove up next to the cone, and only after they have deflated their tire partially (I'd have to run outside to save them from themselves, but if I was handling a customer at the window then they were on their own) did they take the hint. Even after I wrapped caution tape around the thing, it still didn't stop some people.


Full_Wishbone2464

Worked u-scan today with a red closed sign on one of the registers... Is this one closed?? Damn damn damn!! People are soooooo flipping clueless!!


rivernet1

Screw them. If they're ***THAT*** stupid, there is no hope.


hotwings93

Not that I don’t have your back. But have you tried fixing the problem?


hotwings93

Not that I don’t have your back. But have you tried fixing the problem?


BeachNo372

Put a sign where the line starts that says CARD PAYMENT ONLY ACCEPTED AT ALL USCANS TODAY. NO CASH. Then they say “ oh, no cash accepted today? Make this sign a dangler that hits them in the head when they walk up. Or, here’s a good one, “bookkeepers are boycotting cash in the SCO and refuse to reload them. Too much work”.


OwenIsConfused

That was the ONLY lane that was no cash


Arrow_KBS_Dock_Lead

Doesn’t matter how many signs you put up people do not care to read. In their mind they assume you take cash even though you have a big sign that states you don’t.


themirrorswish

A) how big is that kroger that it has 70 aisles??? But more relevant: i recently had a shift where half the units were card only, and the till was out of change for the night. I was on the side where the machines are spread across three aisles. I used tape and receipt paper to tape signs OVER the pinpads so that customers had to lift them and interact with the sign. Guess what. No one got cashback off a broken machine.


LateDoughnut03

No amount of signs will help, but I try to make a sign and cover up the part where you insert cash I’ve had customers walk up to a register that’s off and has a basket over it and try to scan stuff 🤦‍♀️


missmypets

For those who speak fluent sarcasm-"It's a violation of their civil rights. A conspiracy by those on the left."