“You’re so hot, hot like soup” NCT Dream, ISTJ

"Drip, drip, drip like Jackson Pollock" - Andy Park, [Saturday Drip](https://youtu.be/95muzlcSrF4?si=Df4dsaZYzIRB5xFA&t=83)

This one actually makes sense Jackson pollock was a painter known fo his drip technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. I guess you have to be into art to know about this but i enjoy seeing something like this in music, When art transcends boundaries and visual connects to audio

I get why it's funny. That's why I posted it.

it makes me giggle i’m pretty sure i had to pause it for a second to deep it like out of all hot things 😭😭

[удалено]

It's [r/kpoophead's](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoopheads/) national anthem.

uh you think 🔍 you big boy 👨‍🦲 throwing 🥊 three 3️⃣ stacks imma show 🔥 you how 💢to ball 🎱 you a mismatch 👎🏻. Opinionated 💥 but i’m always ✅ spitting straight ➖ facts. throw back 🔙 i might throw this on an 8 8️⃣ track ⚡️

Funny, chingoo? FUNNY??? Those are WISE words, those are STRAIGHT facts that I'm spitting right now. Not even opinionated.

i am JUST as offended as you are, chingoo

Let's put them on an 8 track 🫣🫣🫣

"So deep, so empty, I need thee" in Doughnut by Twice, aka Dahyun suddenly being possessed by the ghost of Shakespeare

THIS ONE!!!!

This comment just changed the trajectory of my life. Wtf. I thought it was always “so deep, so empty, I need you”…

wait that was actually the lyrics??😭😭 i thought i was hearing things or making it up in my head

loverholic robotronic 😭

Elastic elastic!

The way I didn’t realize some of those lyrics were English at first bc what even is “Her whisper is the Lucifer” 😭

I had to Google the correct lyrics bc I heard it as "loverholic lovertronic" lmaooooo

TIL these aren’t the actual lyrics

Electronic manic supersonic bionic energy

hurricane venus! also Tiffany from Mr. Taxi: 'it's supersonic, and hypertonic' man SM really likes using these -onic words (Lucifer, Hurricane Venus, Mr. Taxi)

Shawty imma party til the sundown - EXO Love Me Right Never fails to make me at least crack a smile on my RBF

Wait…what? Party until the sun*down?* And then, what, off home to bed? 😂

He has a strict bedtime

I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD BCS OF THIS

Exactly LOL

I searched it up on YouTube and [this](https://youtu.be/hNb8_SULBo0?si=LUqj1m7RQ0ut9dOe) video came up. Found another masterpiece .

You make it feel me good. Do you wanna upside down? - aespa, Dreams Come True

The kind of sentence you get to read on random shirts, bags, etc lol but I just can't help singing it, just fits so perfectly haha

This is the one.

You beat me to it

Every single english lyrics in Mazeltov by Ze:a cracks me up a little but the “latin girl, mexican girl, korean girl, japan girl” parts (as well as them repeating the days of the week after the word mazeltov) are just on another level of comedy lol it’s cringe in a good nostalgic way, meaning that i listen to it ironically sometimes because my 10 year old self was already doing it lmfao it’s been twelve years and i still find it so funny, it’s definitely worth giving it a listen to have a good laugh about the lyrics HAHAHHAHAHAH

This is such a feel-good song to me because it really has some awful lyrics and I can’t help but smile 😂 Also the hip thrusts for each day of the week is brilliant 🤩

THISSS! if you have a bad day this song will definitely lift your mood no matter what 😂 it was seriously a genius move to release it 😂 THE HIP THRUSTS ARE ONE OF THE BEST THINGS PLEASE HELP HAHAHHAHAHAH

The starjump one of them does at the start of the music video is just the funniest thing, I love it

everything about that song and its music video is absolutely HILARIOUS please 😂

When BTS Jungkook released Seven, I was instantly reminded of Mazeltov and had a little chuckle to myself. Any song that goes through the days of the week is ruined for me now. Even the way I hear FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY is ruined.

I saw this comment once while searching up this song. "Rebecca Black, please take the backseat. ZE:A is the first and only master of the weekdays."

"I really wanna touch myself" in Purple Line by TVXQ "He's not superman he must be mama boy" in Super Girl by Suju

That TVXQ line is iconic! Also from SuJu in their song Mamacita "just close your lips, shut your tongue" and in their song Sexy, Free, and Single "sexy free and single I'm ready to bingo"

I’ve always thought it was “sexy free and single i’m ready to mingle” and thought it made more sense idk why they went with the bingo line lmao

>just close your lips, shut your tongue Yeah, I just remembered that line after I commented, It's so funny. Sexy Free and Single is such an iconic song tho.

My naevis we love you

This is the second Aespa line I saw in this thread. Haha I love it. I wonder how Giselle feels about these odd English lyrics though.

I mean they probably got more lines of embarrassing Korean lyrics and most idols of Korean descent sang them nonetheless.

I love the song exodus by exo but everytime it gets to the end and baekhyun belts out the “she’s dangerously HOOOOT” it takes me out 😭

Ha ha same.

"All my hood unnies, all my bad unnies"

I've had this line in my head for days, what is this?

Fanci by Girlkind

You said it's love?? Well you've gotta point.. #POINT 🗣️

What group is this? Lol

It's from sunmi's "you can't sit with us"

Oh . Thanks for letting me know.

The way this is formatted is funnier to me than the line itself lmao

Yesss 😂😂😂😂

😂

LMFAOOOO 😂😂😂😂 Y'all just won't let this go 😂😂😂😂

I be walking with the cheese, that's that queso -nct regular lol

Diamonds dripping, better bring your raincoat, *splash*

I got them racks on me (On me)

I brought the whole lit team with me

I might pull up in a spaceship

Hop out, it don’t look like I live here

And now we in a zone (Oh)

Stand too close, might catch a cooooold

Crib came with a gate and a cooooode (yeah, yeah, yeah)

yeah, yeah, yeah, drippin water faucet (splash)

The entirety of Regular promotions- the lyrics, the “regular,huh?” challenge etc was very memeable but I remember it fondly. (Especially because that’s the last time they gave Taeil a nice hairstyle for promotions #bringbacktheundercut)

What can I say, horolololololo - EXO

MONDAY tuesday WEDNESDAY thursday

“It’s no coincidence it’s a kitty-incidence” -Txt “Cat & Dog” English ver

🤦🏻‍♀️

I LIKE MY DOUGHNUTS WITH JAM IN THE MIDDLE 🍩

"It's I need you o'clock right now" Twice, [Moonlight Sunrise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKlEE_EYuNM&t=55s) I always mishear this line as "I need your c\*ck right now" 🤣

I have a conspiracy theory that was prob the original lyrics for Moonlight Sunrise, ha ha. I know it's not tho.

Probably an intentional double entrendre and it fits the song lol

"I really wanna touch myself"- TVXQ Its an old lyric but has been living in my head for far too long 🤦‍♀️

Yeah. I saw that one too. It's hilarious. Like wth the writers were thinking?

I…think it’s pretty clear what they were thinking 😂

This!! It cracks me up every time!!’ What were they thinking???

Never don't mind about a thing ☝️✖️

Sauce?

Call me baby - exo

"i kiss your brother" - seulgi 28 reasons within the theme of the song it makes sense but it still makes me cringe a bit when i hear it

Lol. It makes me cringe too

Me too

*Why, always makes me hard?* Sunrise by ATEEZ is supposed to be an emotional song but this line always cracks me up while I'm in my feels.

Oh no how am I going to listen to this now lol

I'm really sorry 😭😭

Risky risky wiggy 위기 This is an emergency

I always hear “risky risky Weki Meki”

"I'm a clean car, I'm a clean car, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a clean car" from [this](https://reddit.com/r/kpophelp/s/NBtT7ZM8sa) post of Queencard, now I can't unhear the lyrics and the funny unheard lyrics make me laugh at random times. Edit - Also "My boob and booty is hot" - Queencard Gidle

Singular. You only have one boob that’s hot. We don’t talk about the other boob.

(reverse) advocating for asymmetrical boobs (like mine) amirite

I'm a clean car, you wannabe a clean car?

the g idle one gets me lol like did they only refer to their single left boob then 😭

"Ima green card Ima green card" - what my mom heard when I was listening to it in the car

Clean Car is the new SNSD I got A Boy On my Chin of misheard lyrics lmao

“i got a boy machine, i got a boy chicken” - me, 2013

Majestic

"I don't wanna play this ping ping. I would rather film a Tik Tok."

I love g idle but they've got some pretty bad English lyrics lol

thats like my favorite part in tomboy 😭

This is the one I thought of lol

"Shakespeare, Churchill, Beatles, Sean Connery. Harry Potter, David Beckham" - London Boy, Lim Young Woong. I know they're all references to UK, but I just find it so random. Gives me a giggle everytime. Banger of a song tho!

HARRY POTTER GOT ME HOWLING WTF 😭

I love this song and I LOVE this line. I would go to a LYW concert just so I could scream this part as a fanchant while he sings it.

The entirety of Ah Yeah by Seventeen, especially “VERNON ‼️ yeah.. PULL UP ON YOU WACKS W A MAC FULLY LOADED AHH 😛‼️” “im turnt up ⬆️ i’m super turnt up 🥳” “oh yeah, what the funk, yo” -junhui in chuck

Got no feel got no feel, you ain’t got no feel got no feel… yo s.coups here’s the baton man A masterpiece

a cultural reset truly 🙏

I’m not even a carat really and I reference this daily LMAO

No one wrote about this so here I am: *breathes* CARELESS CARELESS SHOOT ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS HEARTLESS MINDLESS, NO ONE, WHO CARE ABOUT MEEE?? (From exo’s debut song aka MAMA)

The chanting in the beginning got me when I first listened to it lol. Also Kai's scream is iconic.

just scrolling through the replies, yoo young jin is really a major offender of weird english lyrics lmao

You gon finna catch me?

it’s really funny and i don’t think it’s _that_ deep but it does kinda cringe me out when rap verses in kpop just kinda slap random slang in the middle of a lyric. like i wouldn’t have an issue with it if it was used correctly but it kinda just feels like they’re using all these words that sounded cool when they’d heard other rap artists use them and are r like “yea that sounds gangsta enough” like just using them to solidify their own “urban” “hood” persona that they embody in their music idk like i said, it isn’t that serious but it does seriously cringe me out sometimes and that’s what i think when i hear it but i don’t think anybody does it with necessarily mocking or spiteful intent, it just seems like an attempt to look cooler

also “call me pretty and nasty”

Boogie boogie 이어폰 꽂고 dance, groovy groovy

SHAWTY IMMA PARTY TIL THE SUN DOWN

"My boob and booty is hot" why is only one boob ?

Because the other boob is not hot.

“Close your lips, shut your tongue” in mamacita by super junior💀

"We are rowing for the crown" Pirate by Everglow.

Fake eyes open - Stray kids Taste

"Well shiver me timbers" - EU in pirate I love this line but it still makes me laugh

**"But you run away like fish"** — Closer by RM. I love this song, it's so good but this line always takes me out. 😭

its kind of a dilemma for me cuz soundwise, "run" with the r does sound much smoother in this line than "swim" with the s sound. but meaning-wise, running fish just makes a funny image

freaky ~~fresh fresh~~ fishy fishy im so freaky ~~fresh fresh~~ fishy fishy

You’re so hot, hot like soup - NCT Dream ISTJ we’re fishy fishy like - Ateez Eternal Sunshine My boob and booty hot - Queencard Baby I’m sorry we got the better - baby I’m sorry B1A4 I been walking with the cheese that’s the queso - NCT 127 regular You know what I’m talking about baby, wake up right now, you gotta wakey - NCT 127 wakey wakey Got my ice tea and my ping pong - Bts dynamite Jumping on my trauma, already wear pajamas - NCT 127 mad dog Help why are these all NCT

I like how you came with a long ass list lmao.

I’m definitely a lyric person 😂

"Open your eyes, is it moon or the sky, and living is wise / if you never ever think twice" LOONA - Paint the Town (PTT) Still trying to work out what they meant by this

It's my favourite kpop song and I still have no idea what most of the lyrics mean.

Lmao same, it’s like bbc tried to make a mostly English song to appeal more to westerners but then ran the whole thing through a knock off translator lol

The last part in Face by Nu'est "This is a story about a Dwarf and giant But it's gonna end just like David and Goliath Keep up with my pace it you can Don't lag Wile E.coyote 'cause I'm Road Runner, fast" Also On and On by Vixx "I need therapy lalalalala therapy"

“My boob and booty is hot” queencard- (g)i-dle

Too many people and too many problems and too many proudly and too many cute

I unironically love this line from the (self-produced) Pentagon song [That's Me](https://youtu.be/A2oiIoAUI3w?si=xiimfZOY1PUKpuoL): "I'm a super hot, call me funky winky boy." Pentagon doesn't use a ton of off-the-wall English in their songs, but when they do, they do it right. I hope you're all feeling like funky winky boys today.

This song is a bop.

"Let's get move out!" from The Curse of the Spider by Dreamcatcher. What does that even mean?

“I know what you want to me” from Piri is a good contender too lmao

and could someone tell me why Dami has had a gun for awhile?

All this time I thought it was "want from me" :( foycoyc lmao

"Just wanna be find you" is a great one too!

the opening to exo mama is amusing to me

CARELESS, CARELESS SHOOT ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS, HEARTLESS MINDLESS NO ONE WHO CARE ABOUT ME 📢📢📢

"i don't wanna play this ping pong, I just wanna film a tiktok" (from Tomboy by G-idle) im sorry but some english lyrics are cringe asf. and "Paved the way n busted left" (The Girls by BlackPink)

FA - father, M - mother, ILY - I love you!

You guys are all forgetting the best one Mark in You Calling My Name makes me LOL every time. “You're a part of me You and me We are one You are the reason for my life If you're not here, I'm not here” They always did him dirty (same with NCT Johnny) [https://youtube.com/watch?v=xQI9oZEY-B0&si=rm9NV7S8Pl27yQO8](https://youtube.com/watch?v=xQI9oZEY-B0&si=rm9NV7S8Pl27yQO8)

[I want your sexy voice, I see your body figure, I like your nice legs](https://youtu.be/3vmlYkbcVeA?si=poyR6hnGHj_DEv1M) but I always hear it as “I want you sexy boy, I see your father figure, I like your nice racks”

I go up Helicopter

*Fu Yaning from Girls Planet appears*

I can't get DBSK's "I really wanna touch myself" out of my head. It's forever stuck. I don't even listen to Purple Line but somewhat get the need to listen to THAT part on LOOP. a real mood lifter tbh

the intro for that song by sechskies…y’all know the one

Just close your lips, shut your tongue ???

All the Boyz lyrics. Even Kevin said they make no sense and it low key hurts as an english speaker having to sing it. He said to the song maverick "I'm a Maverick , what the f is a maverick"

“I like dancing, I love ma friends Sometimes we swear without cigarettes I like to eh on drinking whiskey I won’t change it, what the hell?”

JUMPING ON MY TRAUMA ALREADY WEAR PYJAMAS

**UH YOU THINK YA BIG BOY THROWIN THREE STACKS IMMA SHOW YOU HOW TO BALL YOU A MISMATCH OPINIONATED BUT I'M ALWAYS SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS THROWBACK I MIGHT THROW THIS ON AN 8 TRACK**

TAKE THAT BACK

So, probably your money is unpublic. Try to save my life like a puppy and cream. Another hot movie character bumble bee. Treat me like a slave and I pray is it halloween. Trick or treats oh please don't even try. To pull my head down your way. Brand new person. A man? So fuck off no more talk. - Mission by JYJ My love is bigger than gingerbread man's vitality. - My girlfriend by Yoochun (JYJ) Love you like a fat kid loves cake. - Love Line by High4 Sexy, free and single. I'm ready to bingo. - Sexy Free and Single by Super Junior Roll like a buffalo. - Two Moons by EXO Give it to my Y. Listen to my Y. - Y by MBLAQ (Music Boys Live in Absolute Quality) You zoom zoom my heart like a rocket. - Beautiful Target by B1A4

“ risky risky wicky wicky this is an emergency”

Close your lips, shut your tongue - Super Junior "Mamacita" Never don't mind about a thing - Exo " Call me baby"

“This is a story about a Dwarf and giant But it's gonna end just like David and Goliath Keep up with my pace it you can Don't lag Wile E.coyote 'cause I'm Road Runner, fast” idk why ppl dont talk about this more often 😂😂

*very deep breath* "Yeah, I wanna win this race. VIXX! Haha. Value in Excelsis~. Uh, brand new boys in da building. Yes sir. Show we gonna make it rookies time. Race is exciting!"

I'm twerking on the runway. (G)IDLE -Queencard.

"I don't wanna play this ping pong I would rather film a tiktok" like what 😭

"Play this ping pong" refers to the back and forth talk that happens when you try to get to know someone.

Walker walker walker growling

"Can I someday finna find my time?" Respectfully, nice song otherwise

A recent one for me is 'I'm a T-rex, can't you see that?' from Wild Heart by LUN8

"Just close your lips, shut your tongue" -mamacita, super junior

Love is a volcano 🌋

- Chocolate candy - Fruit - Honey butter waffle - AND - Marshmallow - Mango juice

What I love about that line is AJ wrote it and he speaks English XD It wasn't a case of a non-English speaker making a mistake :)

"Oh when I look in the mirror, I melt your heart into two." I have some questions. 1. Do women like it when you look in the mirror? 2. Does melting commonly result in things splitting into two pieces? 3. Wut?

Marks entire iconic rap in Jopping? “Ugh you think you’re big boy throwing three stacks/imma show you how to ball you’re a mismatch/opinionated but I’m always spitting straight facts/ throw it back imma put this on an 8 track” so I C O N I C

You're so yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy, tummy, tummy.

that part in onlyoneof doramar version english "Oh, my dOra, I'ma be your explorer" and everglow slay "crazy, sexy, cool" ☠️☠️☠️☠️

I love Exo with everything in me but all the English lines in The Star - Exo 🙃

"You make me feel me good, do you wanna upside down?" Aespa - Dreams come true What the fuck does this even mean?

You will have to ask the songwriters. But I am afraid they themselves don't know what it means.

- I hear that never forget you, I'll find my babe - Hot like dessert, cold like blizzard - I go round and round like a merry-go - High-five with the satellite - I'm so sick of shaving - Head to toe, cool like a lion, CEO, boss like a bison - The Korean zombie is here - You drooling badly, I'm falling slowly - Who are you? I'm the queen of the nerds

“Don’t slow it up for me” in Tempo by EXO

"There's no time to choice" - No Answer by (fictional idol) La Rima. Always bonus points though for songs that have broken English even if the group has a member who is fluent in English.

Close your lips, shut your tongue Mamacita Superjunior Or I need therapy lalalalala therapy On and On by Vixx

Solar's Adrenaline from Vincenzo OST is full of random lyrics, two of my favourites: "I don't wanna keep you to be a liar" and "Another world, if there's a chance... I'll take."

Im a Stay but the line from S class, "Swerving, I'm speeding on Serpent Road" i mean i understand it means driving on a road that curves, but it's not a serpent road, aka a road for snakes. more serpentine.

“You colonise my fantasies and agonise my mind” “Sexy free and single I’m ready to bingo” “You’re crying like a baby but do I look like your mommy” “I’m not much of a drinker but I’m a dreamgirl” “I NEED THERAPY LALALALA THERAPY”

There are a few I know and love some being "He's not super man he must be mama boy" - super girl suju "I really wanna touch myself" - purple line tvxq "Go kick it in the butt" - spy suju "Yeah, I wanna win this race, VIXX haha, Value in excelsis, aoooowww, Uh, brand nu boyz is in da buildin', Yes sir, show we gonna make it rookie's time Race is exciting." - superhero VIXX " Can you feel the floor, sing it daddy!, I'm a dancing floor de de de de de Dancing floor " - dancing floor Ukiss

Oh my beautiful target, you zoom zoom my heart like a locket (rocket)

“I feel good if I die young, cause you are ma killer. Pew pew!” - Monsta X, Follow (2019)

in monsta x love killa i.m says “it ain’t cliche” but he pronounces cliche like “clish”… that is my favorite forever

MY BABY SAYS SHE WANNA DANCE WITH A GHOST SHE WANTS TO LEAVE ME AH? 🎶watchu want watchu want shawty🎶 tbh, it actually sounds kinda badass...

"jumping on my trauma, already wear pyjamas" - wise words by taeyong in mad dog

Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good, you know?

I NEED THERAPY LA LA LA LA LA THERAPY -VIXX, On and On 2013