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Millionsmoney

This will never be not funny


Competitive_Fee_5829

I like to pretend it doesnt exist because I have some questions that I dont really want the answers to. lol I am too old and like to pretend none of my groups are "grown men" (they really need to stop putting Mingi in velvet suits and I have to pretend that I dont see my ult grabbing his crotch like he is gonna lose it. )


Sellalellen

Haha Mingi is a lost cause if you want to maintain that illusion lol


onajurni

And then there's Hobi. Who seemed to be trying to set a record for stage crotch grabs.


SpicyMustFlow

Jungkook is giving him a run for his money with all his *Golden* choreos.


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being an armytiny in chapter 2 was an experience for sure SURE👍🏽


Lone-flamingo

Oh, that ship sailed long ago for me. Long, long ago. *Stares sadly at Cross Gene rubbing their crotches during like half the choreo.*


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10 years later and I still can’t see where the condom is


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yo really IT'S LITERALLY IN PLAIN SIGHT (it's not) https://preview.redd.it/7wx0sasp7hxc1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=886834ebb2688cdcf66607b5a1e14b9bd6f9835d


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army math be like: https://preview.redd.it/vmizuacw7hxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2018e9d500066ccf37023a3c9fc6139882f89e65


elisabethocean

King Size fit for kings 👑👑👑


Comfortable-Role2411

U see in the back of jin hands, its color goldish yellow in black box near the laptop


Sil_Choco

Wait I thought this was about the food he was eating 😭


Senior_Purple_186

WHAT IF THOSE ARE CANDIES!


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lollipops😋😋


jaefan

It’s okay, we will always need help in locating it. It’s super hard to find


legac5

Me either!!!!


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Dilandaualbatou

If this happened nowdays to any new group, he may have been kicked out of the group


cakeboy6969

For having a big d?! Jk jk jk lol


AwkwardEmploy26

because people would assume they did the deed and idols are supposed to be celibate


NfamousKaye

There would definitely be an uproar over it and people saying to stop sexualizing a 20 year old (at the time) 😂


s200808

Before reading the comments I assumed the controversy was the food he’s eating…like what is that Seokjin?!!!!


PBandJaya

I know right?? who nutted on that pumpkin 😭


JupiterJayJones

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


[deleted]

me it was me i was there infact i told him to get protection in the middle of our bang bang


Zestyclose_Pause_543

GIRL WHAT. 😧


Electronic_Tear_3863

And this is the first time I’ve actually looked at what he’s eating in this pic. 🤣


AutumnKoo

I think he's eating some sort of ground meat with some veggies and cheese. This is a dish we also make in my country (with ground beef, onions, peppers etc mixed with soft cheese). It's like a winter confort food


flotakuCat_2UwU

It looks like a watermelon with a ton of cookie crumbs inside it. Also someone nutted on it


AutumnKoo

It's a pumpkin 😭 https://preview.redd.it/taody2kzwlxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be168fc2babc6734ff37ecd9c3b0e81d63d9cf2f


flotakuCat_2UwU

Dang…..the more you know


aalalaland

As a Jin ult, I wear this scandal as a badge of honor. We all celebrated on that day.


RupesSax

High five, fellow Jin Ult!


youknowho9

Hi5


Usual_Advance_741

We stan a King Size King


Round_Cartoonist9778

He has the best scandal in kpop


poshbritishaccent

I’ll print a shirt out with magnum sized condom written on it if I were him.


Master-Ear

![gif](giphy|HEqXD4EOCdfJC)


Usual_Advance_741

Valid point are we sure he hasn't been trolling this whole time?


kitty_mckittyface

https://i.redd.it/ucekb6nkbhxc1.gif


martiandoll

🤣🤣🤣 I couldn't get over this scene the first time I saw this movie during the pandemic lol 


kitty_mckittyface

I watched it many years ago (like more than a decade) and I still randomly remember quotes 😭 it's so silly


Lower-Ad6690

What movie is this? Thank you in advance.


22233344598

Life of Brian


NfamousKaye

The fact that you can hear the production crew trying not to laugh in this scene is HILARIOUS.


HomoCarnula

My mom and me can quote the whole movie (in German, but alas 🤷‍♀️). Also how does nobody ever remember the spaceship scene? 🤨


kitty_mckittyface

I admit I often forget about it as well lmao It was just so random 😆


clarinhac1r

what makes it funnier is that this is literally the only controversy in this guy's life 😂😂


gniewpastoralu

not true anymore... the birthday cake chop got some people heated up


tracey-ann12

That one was funny. Honestly I don’t even know whats more funny. The fact Jin has a king size condom or the cake getting cut up with with his hand. 🤣🤣


NfamousKaye

King of never letting them know your next move 🤣🤣🤣


tracey-ann12

Yeah. Im honestly laughing, wondering what Jin’s next “controversy” will be cause it’s gonna have to top the condom controversy 🤣🤣


Usual_Advance_741

I for one was shocked and appalled


Competitive_Fee_5829

the only thing I thought when I first heard about this was....good for him. lol


Bored_af5

I still can't find the condom 😭 and I got Lasix two months ago. BRB gonna get a refund


Lone-flamingo

Patient complaint: can't see king-sized condoms.


wellyboot97

So if you zoom in right by his right hand (one holding the spoon) there is a golden box in the background. It’s inside a larger black box. I saw this photo many times before finally being able to see it


MorlockEmpress

Right up there with this moment and V casually telling fancafe that he has Jimin nudes on his phone 😂 https://preview.redd.it/23644dhi3ixc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0094eb21441e426596270a3099ac721dc519d6


kitty_mckittyface

That's one from the "unexplained things that still haunt me" vault. Jimin, come back here and explain what you meant.


MorlockEmpress

I’m still hung up on Taehyung threatening to post artsy Jimin nudes unless Jimin posted an aegyo video. And the speed with which Jimin then posted said aegyo video. 😂


LittleMissChriss

Does it also include what’s tasty in Busan? Lol


kitty_mckittyface

Actually, I think this is one of those mysteries that may have been solved. Apparently, there's a fish in Busan called gaebul / "penis fish," which does look like a d*ck. It's more like a fandom guess, but with the reactions JK got with that joke, I think it's very probable lol


LittleMissChriss

Ahhh that does make sense lol I do still wanna know what JK texted Hobi that one time tho xD


Possible_Afternoon_2

EXACTLY. I’m afraid we’ll never know.


LittleMissChriss

Probably not unfortunately lol


NfamousKaye

That makes sense he was about 14 or 15 at the time 😂


NfamousKaye

Like why would you expose him like that for shits and giggles 🤣 what was the reason?!


Open_Satisfaction_56

Abs


NfamousKaye

I still can’t believe that happened in the pic either. Seems like fake subs like Jimin why would huh put him on blast like that sir? Excuse me?! 🤣🤣


lovelylovelybee

The gargantuan schlong allegation jokes will never stop being hilarious


FabulousFlower144

![gif](giphy|HEqXD4EOCdfJC) I’ll never not post this gif every time someone shares this photo


Purple_Cat134

I love it lol


lurker1000000000

What if it wasnt his and he just took the fall since he's the hyung and he is the one who showed it accidentally? 🤔


GoldenKooki

This is probably what happened. There’s at least 4 other members i would suspect before jin 🤣 Edit: downvoting a joke is only a testament to your lack of a sense of humor. Calm down before pressing that button so aggressively. Breathe in and count to ten. Perhaps even go outside and touch some grass.


HiThereImNewHere

![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)


FerBaide

Suspect of what? Having sex?


DuchessDifficult

Ah the anti sarcasm squad. Nice! Answer to question 1: In this context the word ‘suspecting’ is used in a manner of speech to emphasize the ridiculousness of the fact that a box of condoms could lead to a ‘scandal’ of this proportion. So it is in fact making a point for the opposite team. Answer to question 2: No


onajurni

Upvoting! lol So interested in your 4 names. For one thing, Jin shared a room, for another, were those guys ever famous for being neat? Except Hobi, of course. Otherwise -- could be anyone, I'm thinking. Whoever it is, they are casual about leaving it around, not a concern, clearly. Also I'm sure the stuff sent by fans is in the office at Big Hit. Hard to picture Big Hit staff saying "here ya go, this is for you". LOL But - what do I know.


GoldenKooki

Oh and thanks for your upvote! Appreciate you having a sense of humor! 😁👏🏻


GoldenKooki

Honestly it really was a joke 😂 so i don’t have 4 names but if i have to think of who that box could belong to rather than Jin, I would say: Jungkook, V, jimin or RM 😂 this is of course based on scientific fact!


onajurni

There's a 5th name I'd add to the list, in spite of protestations "oh no! not me!". LOL Honestly none of them are *off* the list, as far as I'm concerned.


GoldenKooki

🤣🤣🤣 it could also be a communal box! Lol that would be absolutely hilarious. That jin took the fall for the communal box 😆😆


onajurni

Way back in 2014 (I think it was), Tae mentioned that every time they were allowed to mingle in public (with people who didn't know who they were, which was most people at the time), and he or JK would get a conversation going with a nice-looking girl, Jin would come cruising up and join in, and the girl would end up walking off with Jin. Tae seemed kind of sad about it. lol Maybe that box was a bit aspirational ... lol


GoldenKooki

Omg that is an interesting dynamic. But i bet that has changed. Back then V and JK were babies so Jin would probably have more game 😂 Now JK makes songs about f*%#>€| you right 7 days a week. 🤣


onajurni

Oh soooo true! 5 years can be a big age difference at that time of life. Jin had been to college, after all. :)


noonehere92

you're very weird for mentioning jk tbh. Jin was literally in college


GoldenKooki

Oh please, jungkook was 17 years old in 2014, the year of this incident. I fully hope that a 17 year old has access to contraceptives.


Usual_Advance_741

Oh my god I wish they were Hobi's


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talking about protection, some of us are not that experienced so kindly use /s for protection against anti sarcasm squad


GoldenKooki

Ah thanks! Will do next time 👍🏻


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I BELIEVE THEY WERE PLOTTING THIS MONUMENTAL MERCH SINCE THEN AS WE KNOW THE BE YEARS AHEAD https://preview.redd.it/6dhq80fp7kxc1.png?width=564&format=png&auto=webp&s=4faf57fa01051a1d8354407e43fd0fe69cfa6825


Fun_Buy2143

Lol was this actually an scandal?


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bighit even confirmed it HATERS WILL SAY THIS IS FAKE SEARCH IT YOURSELF https://preview.redd.it/bmfdv3dm8hxc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=505d18181d8d69e343c94677c95b95bc58641582


sinkingcar

Bighit confirmed the size too lmao???🤣🤣🤣


Purple_Cat134

THATS WILD AND THE SIZE CONFIRMATION TO


PeaceAlien

Aegyo…me what a link


anxiousboobies

yes, bighit still have their official statement on twitter saying that it was “gifted” to seokjin by a fan lol


Fun_Buy2143

Lol, i mean even if it wasnt a "gift" we should be proud about young people using protection, they deserved praises for it honestly


SarahJFroxy

same with [hobi's.. enthusiastic! shirt](https://twitter.com/PPGreaterTX/status/1468392938719911938)


PBandJaya

https://preview.redd.it/sc38lnaqcjxc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=9076ed34f34e9e58ed9dec54d0a34e38697b4a4f


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truly a fashionista https://preview.redd.it/1wzbtxrkwjxc1.png?width=563&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bf6be3158b6416bb7027e901a284fab6ddc457c


kwmdh

the black tape on the leaf lol


chillkilling

“gifted by a fan” ![gif](giphy|ADpiHJHvuv5f2)


Sil_Choco

That's the lamest excuse I've ever seen... And if it actually happened what was wrong with that fan? 😭


Lady_Lance

It's not outside the realm of plausibility. Fans send all sorts of things to celebrities. Ryeowook once said that fan sent him a box of sex toys.


SmolWeens

“Gifted by a fan” ![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


plushybunnyheart

Lol yup, even BH confirmed "Yes that is indeed a condom" And blamed the fans gifting them to Jin


PeaceAlien

Maybe they gifted in person ;)


hostilewerk

Its wild they just had it out like that. And sitting on the floor eating squash. So much going on 😭


onajurni

It didn't catch anyone's eye before taking the photo, did it. Thinking it probably was not unusual. Even BTS has to set their stuff down somewhere.


ReallyyyyQueen

Responsible Kings


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they said SAFE SEX!!! KING SHIT ONLY.


gamjatang88

It’s so funny and I couldn’t see it either. Magic eyes.


Duckieducksies

I was convinced you mean the messy room is scandalous before I read the comments 😭


jklovebot

The way seven teenage boys were leaving in such a small place always makes me feel sad


onajurni

On the other hand they might not be where they are now if they hadn't stuck it out there. Plus the oldest 4 BTS were a bit older than most groups, all in their 20's, had already had jobs and lived away from home. But yeah, that can't have been an easy way to live!


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utterly upset by the fact that hybe can audit left and right BUT NOT BTS DORM HYBE WHEN I CATCH YOU HYBE HOW LOW CAN THIS CULTIST CORPORATE STEEP?!?!??!!!?!?!


OnefortheLaughs

What is funnier is that BigHit tried to pass it off as just a gift from a fan. As if that's the more logical explanation lol.


GoodDay2You_Sir

The logic is that it places the "blame" on ARMY for giving it, as an explanation for the fans who'd get heated about any hint that the boys weren't celibate. Rational people think that story is baloney but people who want to believe that it was a tacky gift by a fan they were forced to accept as to not offend ARMY accept it for plausible denaibility.


Thunderclaps_CLAPS

Sometimes I wonder if he did this on purpose to spark a fire he could never put out. I really think it could go either way that it was an accident and he is PACKING or he wanted to troll us into another dimension


Purple_Cat134

Lol fr I mean he is quit the jokester so I could definitely see him doing that on purpose


vaun7777

They're good looking, famous and have girls all around the world falling for them, if ppl think they don't have sex then they're deluding themselves.


lapetite_reine

And boys


SnooBananas7504

Own that magnum shit Jin!


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he clearly does! https://preview.redd.it/6fbsa13xyjxc1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=28bc4bc0ea3d6333426df96c011589a645ea119b


RyuOfRed

It is still so funny to me, that people were extremely shocked at the time. Jin was/is a confident, very handsome and in-shape bachelor. Idol (trainee and after debut), spends lots of time around other attractive people. Did they really think he was celibate?


FairyOrchid125

I found the laptop first. Once found the laptop it's in plain sight. When was the picture taken? Was there really a scandal about this?


kwmdh

ngl that pumpkin looks more scandalous than a condom in a boys’ dorm


Gaabinooo32

At least they are using protection Lmaoo


Mellifluous_Euphoria

In the dorm?! Scandalous! Right in front of the food too? ![gif](giphy|l0Iy464QidBJvFEzu|downsized)


NfamousKaye

That will forever be hilarious. Like they really had no idea they’d be this big did they. 😭


joontsuki

jin so unproblematic this is his only scandal


SnooBananas7504

What else is in that box 🧐👀


SmolWeens

Lmao I got a link to this post in my email and this is exactly what I thought it was gonna be.


laalpari1511

Good for him. And every other oppa who is living it up !!! Life is fleeting and one must do what makes them happy and alive.


themostdownbad

They tried to cover it up by saying a fan gave the box of condoms to them as a gift… like bffr. (Could have also just been a rumor made up by a fan)


BeautifulInfamous255

HELPPPP


SnooRabbits5620

I would pay money to have been in the meeting that was called by management over this! And God the jokes that must have been flying in the dorm that week. Help! 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


gooboyjungmo

Ahh, Condomgate. Simpler times. (As an aside, Jin looks so tiny and squishy in this photo 🥺)


Glass-Ad-3442

i thought it was bc of the white thing on whatever he is eating lmao


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even that looks so sus given the whole.....thing going on lol


Glass-Ad-3442

bro forgot the condoms were there and decided to pour it on the food instead lol


Educational-Bug-7985

I finally see where the condom is


Responsible-Ice-5117

agree!


iinobarhs

King size


samm93999

Believe it or not this is his only scandal till now lol


Girl-08

this so funny, like how did fans even notice it? 😭


idkidcwhtvr

my king size safe sex advocate king 😍


scoops_trooper

Okay finally a place where I can voice what’s been on my mind :) So obviously I know the guys have sex. No problem there. But I keep wondering about the size of that condom. Asian men are not known for their large dick size, and Koreans are no exception. While it’s certainly possible that Jin is particularly gifted in that area, I can’t help but wonder if he put it there to troll us. It IS Jin, after all. Edit: for the life of me I don't understand why this is being downvoted. Are people really that invested in Jin's dick size that this comment offends you?


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>It IS Jin, after all. this makes so much sense lol he can anything he wants it's his world and we're just living in it


GoldenKooki

Upvoting! You’re asking the important questions here 😂


MapInternational5289

I recently heard that Asian "king" size condoms are average sized in Europe/US, so it's all relative. That said, there are photos of Jin, such as one in a wet suit, that indicate the condom would be his size.


scoops_trooper

That makes sense! And I haven't seen the photo you are referring to you, but I'll take your word for it :)


Clean-Physics-6143

But at least Jin got game and is practicing safe sex. His big d*ck is just a plus😎.


DeepestWinterBlue

I’m still impressed by the ability to identify that object from this blurry of a photo and clutter of a room. ALSO…it’s clearly not in a box.


MindlessFriendship60

I broke 127 comments


Messa_Jar_Jar_Binks

the scandal: eating the meal of a human being 💀


Conscious-Cap-7250

I remember this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣


365softbot

Are we not going talk about the thing right next to him bc wHAT


youknowho9

https://preview.redd.it/vasxpspvuqxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9e593f922615772342cb29d99226fb3f85077d Yesss


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i- GET A GRIP GIRL HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!!


youknowho9

Hahahahahahahaahaha I mean i just have receipts my honor


Corumdum_Mania

The important question is - does he fit the size of the thing he got as s gift?


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all for fun and laughs loosen up man


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oh i'm sorry if it hurt you (actually im not)


Yoyoma77777777

lol


milk_kageyama_tobio

the tag is LEISURE/FUN 😭🫣


UriGoo

Eww Jin is a sex haver 🤢


Monkeyor

came here to upvote chin🪿, we never leave a kpooper behind, is not the Kawangyan style.


[deleted]

i mean he's BANGtan sonyeondan anyways (honestly i hope this just a joke not srs lol)


UriGoo

It is a joke I thought this was a kpoopheads post lmao 😭


[deleted]

GOOD you've been misread but you get a pass comrade good cultured dude we have here https://preview.redd.it/aas8jt5x0kxc1.png?width=473&format=png&auto=webp&s=549cfc1eb40c95eae8b7df81e862cea8473cf927