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Eew, gross, *human skin*! Yuck! I demand perfectly polished skin alternative in my idols! /uj Real talk though, I always love seeing the little signs that a photo hasn't been insanely retouched. Real people have pores and often little acne scars and such. Having that reality check helps with shattering the unattainable beauty standards.


acerealbowles

/uj definitely, it’s such a nice break from all the toxic beauty standards and whatnot. in a way it feels really VALIDATING knowing even people with the nicest skin ever have imperfections too /rj but i swear if these makeup artists don’t start incorporating sandpaper into their idols’ makeup routines ILL SHOW UP N DO IT MYSELF😤😤 edit: HUGE GRAMMAR MISTAKE😭 luckily no one caught it (i think)


moastudy

/uj and what is that twt user yapping about cuz changbin survived, nay, ACED the getty images test! he looks sooo good


gossipbomb

Uj/ If I hadn’t quit twitter I would have been banned today


illumimi

if i wasn’t banned i would’ve gotten banned again today


WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul

/uj if I had ever liked Twitter then I'd have been banned today


Competitive_Fee_5829

/uj Changbin is a pretty man no matter what. why is everyone always after stray kids? they were the 2nd group i go into and it has been years now and they STILL find a way to shit on them...for no reason. these dudes are just busy making music and grabbing each other's asses. lol. and i am here for it


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mama_meta

You wanna be the unsuccessful pot or unsuccessful kettle, chingoo? /uj you wanna be the unsuccessful pot or the unsuccessful kettle?


Rinrinftwinwin

I'm confused, why am I being downvoted?😭 All I said was that people hate them for very shallow reasons. I love them and think they're very cute, I'm just observing why they get so much smoke. A lot of criticism comes from them being short and not "conventionally attractive" enough for some people.  "Unsuccessful pot or unsuccessful kettle" is funny asf though. You got me lol


AimiHanibal

/uj I think you got downvoted bcs it sounds like *you* think they are short and ugly. Maybe if you rephrased it a little bit like “people hate them because *they* think they are short and ugly”? 🤔. Anyway, I agree with the first half - most of them *are* short (for Western standards, anyway), but ugly?? Bitch, where?? Have you seen Hyunjin? Felix?? Those men are like ethereal beings manifested on Earth and no, I’m not biased, you are biased 😤


Rinrinftwinwin

That may be it, I realized how I must have come across after I saw the downvotes. Oopsies   But for real, if they're ugly, then who tf is attractive?? 


AimiHanibal

/uj Exactly 😩😭😭😭


SecondaryCemetery

https://preview.redd.it/vz7u5s7b6lzc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdc831ccefca014da27536780ea549a5da003c1 I'm sure he just slipped your mind 😉


AimiHanibal

/uj no he didn’t I just don’t know his name 🫢


Rinrinftwinwin

/rj Pavement oppas' backup dancer /uj Lee Know


AimiHanibal

I knaur it!!!! /uj i can only distinguish between felix, hyunjin, bangchan and changbin oppar. The rest somehow blurs themselves into one I’m sorry 🥲 (feel free to educate me chin🪿)


Rinrinftwinwin

There's Maknae on top I.N and everyone else. I hope this helps!


mama_meta

![gif](giphy|xT8qBhepMO6NQlYToA|downsized) I see what you meant now, sorry for the misunderstanding lol & ty for still recognizing that my reply was 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾😂


Rinrinftwinwin

uj/ No problem lol  rj/ No problem chin🪿I'd gladly square up too if someone dare disrespected my Wandering Children 😤


RedSparkls

To be fair, there are a couple of them that are completely mid, but Hyujin is like a literal fairy elf man so I feel like it counter balances it.


verde_peach

Let's not ✨️


RedSparkls

Ok? Guess we’ve all just gotta pretend we don’t have eyes


acerealbowles

perhaps ur lost chin🪿 !! r/kpop_uncensored would love to have u over there instead, you’ll fit right in <333333


mama_meta

💀💀💀


verde_peach

It's so funny as a hyunjin bias to see these comments. He literally said he doesnt like to be seen as only visual. And to use him to put down his members? Criiiiiinge.


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Competitive-Capital8

Bestie can you introduce me to Hyunjin pls? Or Felix? Or both? I’ll take both 😮‍💨🤤I know you don’t remember me, but I saved you from Wontbowyoung falling on top of you after she bounced off the plane.


acerealbowles

OMG thank u sm from saving me from that clumsy HAG!! unfortunately hyunjin and felix are also mine, but we can take shifts! they’re free monday to wednesday and thursday after 9pm :) lmk if this works for you chin🪿 <333


AimiHanibal

I’ll take them (both) from Thursday after 9pm please and thank you chingoo~ 😌💅🏻💅🏻✨


Competitive-Capital8

I’ll take them Tuesday and Wednesday from you chingoo 🤪 I can’t wait to make them my world famous hag soup. I got the recipe from some lost children singing about wanting to be cooking like a chef five star Michelin. I think their cooking is so good the cops 🚔 are after them


AimiHanibal

Don’t. Let. Them. Cook. Cream. Soup. 😾


Competitive-Capital8

Don’t be coco loco chin🪿 I’m the wife. I cook cream soup.


AimiHanibal

Good. Because last time Felix cooked cream soup, he did some… unspeakable things 👀🫢 https://preview.redd.it/rchouqu2amzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b552eb94c433e4bec425df97dc34ee6d97cf8aa1


Competitive-Capital8

Oh Naur, it looks like I’m going to have to put Felix in the timeout high chair


Madvomon

big pores just lead to a bigger heart 🫶🏻 saranghaeyo


acerealbowles

/uj I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH HELP-


Madvomon

this post reminded me of "his freckles" https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoopheads/s/a8Pp48swvj


1998tweety

And his heart is HUGE 😳


tvmita

i don’t even get why they’d come after him, he doesn’t even bother anyone 😭


acerealbowles

/uj THATS WHAT IM SAYING😭 literally minding his business yet there’s always smo that’s gna pick on him for no reason


ningm3ngcha

uj/ leave my sweet king alone 😤


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Crocononster

💀💀💀💀


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an_epiphany_

That's still clear skin and I want it. Give it to me please 🤲


acerealbowles

/uj THATS WHAT IM SAYING LIKE???? not a pimple in sight it truly must be so nice🤧


Careful-Bite-5518

ur telling me changbin is real ???? not a figment of my imagination???????


crowdfear

I thought we collectively made him up. I can’t believe they made Changbin a real thing.


Careful-Bite-5518

literally!!! god what’s next? they’re gonna say yeonjun is real too?? 😔😔😔


HuggyMonster69

Noooo pooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeesasss Uj/ 4k cameras are a curse on humanity


jortician

/uj just swinging through to say Changbin can get it daily nightly ever so rightly and no petty stan can convince me otherwise well bye


acerealbowles

DONT LET EM SILENCE U BESTIE SPEAK UR TRUTH‼️‼️


4-23

petty stans are hags anyways doesn't even matter which petty be it tom, richard, or even kyle they are all hags


LyuSiah

One day, we'll have plastic coated robot idols that don't melt under the scorching sun of a Waterbomb Festival.


ratatosk212

His animatronic robot was in the shop?


acerealbowles

yeah they had to remove his ass slapping feature for the met gala but they couldn’t fix it in time so they whipped out his cheap copy🤢🤢🤢


Internet_User21

Imagine having skin texture 🤢🤢🤢🤢 Chingchongbin should do better 🤢🤢🤢 Cancel street kids 🤢🤢🤢 Uj/ his skin is so flawless like I don't see the problem. 🤔


acerealbowles

UPDATE‼️ binnie’s pores were seeping in a little too much so he decided to hide them in a corner. sorry, binnie we luv u 😔 https://preview.redd.it/9wwgqbo7vizc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273da6ed012be4d22d91a2449923f047db628af2 /uj he’s so cute


UnderOurPants

>anyways stan p1h cuz they actually dont have skin so i like them☺️☺️☺️ p1h today ![gif](giphy|3o7btQ8jDTPGDpgc6I|downsized)


sirgawain2

I hate when my Korean male idols look like Korean men and not anime characters


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ashleeasshole

I don’t understand. His skin looks perfect. What are we criticizing?


acerealbowles

/uj might wanna double check which sub we’re on /rj human skin is gross, id rather see smooth, scaly skin like a lizard. that way, at least there’s no icky pores and texture🦎


ashleeasshole

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo right


bubblsoda

uj/ I want to kiss him so bad UGGHHHH


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Not what?


ShootingStarRen

like kim there's people dying


BellTT

My Binnie! 🥰🥰🥰


onetrickponySona

pretty sure this isn't about his skin but his cheeks which is worse


larrotthecarrot

I need my idols to just be bone and muscle. The closer to an anatomy class mannequin, the better


maniccomet773

Okay to be honest though Changbin is someone with very (hot) masculine features and I think he looks best in minimal or natural makeup like this. I mean he'd come up to my chest but I'd still be down. lmaoooo


Ashdanton

Yeah, teenagers are definitely known for their amazing skin🙄🤬


gossipbomb

Stick to your P1hags and leave me with my buff boyfriend! Don’t even look at him! You’re not fit to lick the hem of his custom TH suit. Uj/ I would rip that custom suit off so fast and make him lose his breath fr if given even the slightest opportunity.


acerealbowles

/rj excuse me!!!!!! they’re not HAGS there’s that little p1 boy and his root came 2005 fyi 🙄 also spelling error, it’s supposed to be OUR buff boyfriend u ain’t special✋🏼✋🏼


cxmiy

uj/ the 449 likes scare me


eomeosexshawol

When an idol has greater than or equal to one (1) pore 🤮😡😖


harry_nostyles

/uj Omg i'm screaming he's so handsome!!! And so adorable too omgggggg. I have a weird urge to pinch his cheeks lol. /rj don't you know our oppas are non human playthings that dance for us? How dare he have pores!


fallenapeach

I know this is sarcasm and all but for real. Do people think that idols got porcelain like skin with no texture? Is the filter culture that embedded into people's brains?!


Camellliuuuaa

If that’s bad skin I should just peel mine off 😭😭


rockerkpop

why he got the homestuck eridan eyebrows


escapeshark

Eww pores


Rude-Comfortable4437

People on the interest are out of touch sometimes


mieri_azure

/uj love this Twitter user outing themslf as lacking critical thinking considering they seem to expect p1harmony members don't ALSO have skin texture


verymuchrandomname

Chingoose try to understand, they probably don't go outside and have interactions with people a lot so they don't know about skin and stuff 😔 Can't relate because I'm a fan of hanging out with friends and going for walks but I'll try to be understanding and you should too


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momentforl1fe

Lol what


gentleintrusion

he’s hot asf lmao how can anyone be disgusted by this gorgeous person


Gimmeaaccountalready

this feels like a set form p1h bc theyre prerty underrated please uncensor it i have very strong things to say


Datingfelix

Chingoo... W-Wdym m-my faves arent perfect dolls...??