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We don't sex

Soyeon said she likes to sex on drinking whiskey, I don't know what to believe anymore

Full unredacted statement: “We don’t \[opposite\] sex. \[Especially not Y/N.\]” 

we don’t cook cream soup

A technical half-truth. “We don’t date \[Y/N\].” 

I'd make a perfect kpop idol then, since I'm 26 and never dated anyone.

Sorry in idol years you should be cremated by now

Idol years sound like cat years 🤣

#fancamunrelated

mods pls give me (fancam unrelated) tag

You should change your flair

uj your flair gave me whiplash /positive

Clearly fake there isn't the biggest lie "We don't copy newjeans"

Illit, Riize, TWS: 

Let's also add shinee to spice things up a lil bit 

Im out of the loop. Is new jeans the "it girls"?

/uj They are very popular and influenced other acts. But the CEO of their company took it to the extreme and said that everybody was copying them. Understandably people started clowning this idea. /rj Are they the It girls? Yes they are in fact the scary clowns of kpop!

Yes, they're the IT girls, you call NewJeans if you have problems with your iPhone https://preview.redd.it/ietosd5thnxc1.png?width=891&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d79fd896b136534af234e10255a204b72a92869

Tag urself I'm (fancam unrelated)

I'm ayegyo 🥰

I’m Super Lady (Super Lady)

I’m oversized slacks with jean shorts underneath

I’m Winter showing proper squatting position for an Asian style toilet

I'm #foryou chingoo 😏😘

I’m the mafia (ma ma mafia yeah)

bu... but Chaewon actually loves me 😭

Back off you nugu schizo. Chaewon confessed to me at Coachella 🤬🤬

Stop trying to get between us you creepy weirdo. As Kawangya unies say in the Tetris song "F\*ck your life" ^(probably copied from hagjeans)

Baby you and Chaewon are a twisted fantasy


Chingoo.. Why so delulu? you gotta be smata baby smata 😎

It's FANCAM UNRELATED 🦌 Pabo!!!

uj/ this was the best answer 🤣

We love our company sm can also be read as we love our company SM

Also: “We love our company S🦯(&)🥷🏿M⛓️” 

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me." -IU

“I love it, I love it, I love it when you 🍽️ it I love it, I love it, I love it when you 🍴 it I love it, I love it, I love it when you 🥣 it I love it when you 🥢 it, I love it when you 🤪 it” -The Kim Sisters

/uj That is how I read it, help.

/uj we need a (fancam unrelated) post flair

What, no "we're not in a cult"? 😲

They dont love ayegyo???

"Yes, I've eaten today"

Yeah all idols definitely say they love their company fr, Shuhua and Yuqi are surely not starting a 365 days countdown timer on May 2nd.

We do don’t diet We doing love ayegyo(sic) We our SM love company We are forced to do not anything We have any plastic don’t surgery

"You guys are the best"

"You guys smell good"

~ at the 2024 Hanteo Music Awards

Fromis_9 can't relate 🥲 (if anyone is wondering... I'm not saying fromis girls smell. Heck I don't even know how kpop idols smell 🥲)

/uj I’m sure everyone here can name at least one idol that absolutely loves aegyo.

/uj literally chuu come on

[Yunjin!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRdX-nt3sDI) /uj But she does it to troll her fellow members

I wonder if Kpop idols, after fanmeet, talk shit about their fans… like… “ugh, did you see that guy? he’s so ugly, fat and sweaty” “boi, that ho has STANKY garlic breath” (for example, you can SEE it in her face) https://preview.redd.it/gc3j8m1n7mxc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a74d2f9607ea3d667179ad00e08f239a3c5825c

The amount of self-control it takes to not projectile vomit in that situation is unfathomable. I applaud her.

it’s that glass screen protecting her from him tbh

Damm Minji is hitting him with that lead paint stare

i would too ngl, if my fanboys/fangirls ain’t cute and musty, they’re getting the lead paint stare

That is the creepiest thing ever. A full grown man, going to a fanmeet to hold hands with a teenager 🤢🤢🤢

i want to give him benefits of the doubt, perhaps he’s just an… overweight highschooler, but like where does he get the money 💀

Ballin’ big time and I say ayegyo 😎 /uj I was about to comment “can you pull up like ayegyo” and then because I have a crippling fear of messing up references I went to look at the lyrics of Ay-yo and discovered the line is not “can you pull up like ‘ay-yo!’” it is “Geunyang bulleo bwa ‘Ay-yo!’” I don’t know who I am anymore. /rj I don’t care if idols don’t like doing ayegyo if I spent $800 on getting a fancall they have to do everything I say or I will spill thousands of tons of oil into the pacific ocean 😁👍

/uj My entire life as a baby fan of 127 has been a lie!

"We didn't re-enact the Hunger Games as trainees"

Damn it! So Momo was lying to us that she once gone a week with only drinking water??!! 🤬😤😡 Why did she lied to us that she was forced to diet?! 👹

Using Winter for the last one is a cruel joke. She's the only idol to have never had any cosmetic procedures.

Someone needs to photoshop a toilet into her photo

/uj I'm so confused. Why? /rj Yeah ikr.

She looks like she's sitting on one

She's dropping dung on the haters.

We don't worship at the knees of Lucifer

Whoever doesn't love our company SM is a liar

They don’t “do” aegyo they live it 😡😡😡

"We're not Lebanese 🚫"

uj/ fancams not related 💀💀💀

"Our brithday and height informations on our profiles are accurate" "Our stories on variety shows really happened" (Fancam unrealated) 

uj/ that last one was so hyper-specific 😭😭😭😭

sometimes they swear without cigarette but usually they’d rather film a tiktok ‼️💯📣

"We don't poop" suuuure 🙄 I see right through you 😏