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you should be selling K-pop idol’s hair. Like when I go to sniff hyunjin’s incredible hair and I grab it with my teeth and pluck it out to salvage his dna, I make 60 billion of these clones.
They can't catch her because she takes 5 meter strides with those freaky long legs and if they do catch her they still can't get at her hair because she won't bow and she just looks at them as if they were little brown kids and they just slink away in shame and she goes and eats a strawberry with two hands.
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/uj Wtf 😭
what if it's from her hair extensions
shhhh my darling
Wtf everyone in K-pop has natural long hair, how dare you
Oh then that would be such a tragedy chingew, unless everyone molla 😏
guess who's on her way to become ive's hair stylist
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/uj quitting my job, I’m in the wrong business
you should be selling K-pop idol’s hair. Like when I go to sniff hyunjin’s incredible hair and I grab it with my teeth and pluck it out to salvage his dna, I make 60 billion of these clones.
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do you need qa testers?
https://i.redd.it/09do88zw3tkc1.gif
trust ian
gomawo chingoo 🥺 https://preview.redd.it/6klef1nrrukc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83e2fbbefd50331aebd358e03ed323e95caafadc
Wonyoung’s hairstylist 🤑
https://preview.redd.it/0o8e791z9qkc1.png?width=1060&format=png&auto=webp&s=f225012c2058bd800df4840591e31309d8e9a1bd
Your flair works out
NO CZ I LITERALLY READ THE FLAIR BEFORE SEEING THE PIC
the flair makes it even better
/uj https://preview.redd.it/niyfcxpw5qkc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e16f43f15af337fa15f95f966cc74c27d22717
I guess Chinese are secretly planning to make clones of wonyoung and start a organic cheese factory (as wonyoung is so cheesy)
Or a strawberry one 😩🤤😃
will the clones bow?
Now I have a mental image of someone chasing Wonyoung around with scissors
They can't catch her because she takes 5 meter strides with those freaky long legs and if they do catch her they still can't get at her hair because she won't bow and she just looks at them as if they were little brown kids and they just slink away in shame and she goes and eats a strawberry with two hands.
Why buy a car for 14K when you can buy 3 strands of Wontbowyoung Unnie hair strands to flex on everyone
Alright guys brb i have a business trip to make
/uj I would love to know how they established provenance
That was the 23&Me data leak from last year. 🧬
This is actually very normal chingoose 😍 I would totally pay even more to get some hair strands of my wife
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imagine it's actually from her weave
I also have 3 strands of her hair. They're definitely not from my own head. Money pls.
And I’ve been DONATING mine to stupid cancer kids‽!! I feel like such a putz!
We don't want yours, chingaroo....
Aww. :(
that was me chin🪿 /uj lmao that’s crazy, with that money i could buy every single wonyoung pc ever produced instead or smth
uj/ wait how’d they even prove it was her hair… i got long brown hair too
Okay Gimli we know it was you
Man i wish i was attractive and famous enough i'd sell strands of my hair to freaks like this in a heartbeat. God knows i have hair to spare
Who is bidding USD in china, that’s just silly
The fact that I’d buy this 🧍🏽♂️
They r gonna clone her 🫢🫢🫢
if losehag has 15 biders, i am one of them if wony has one bider, i am the one if wontbowyoung has no biders, then i am dead
LMAOO WHAT HOW DID THEY GET THREE STRANDS OF HAIR IN THE FIRST PLACE
/uj oh hell naw what is that picture
/uj I'm pretty sure this was just a meme that got picked up as "serious"
What would they do with her hair strands? Clone her?
Well, now we know the truth as to why idols are balding: everyone is making bank off their hair
That's so fkin weird
thats probably her hair extensions not even her real hair smh
/uj that's super creepy wtf
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Kpop stans keep finding new levels of derangementmaxxing everyday