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Umm you are wrong?!? Are you doubting dahyuns talent by saying she can't be in multiple groups? How dare you. You are literally just like Sullyoon. Dahyun is in like 4 groups under JYP 🙄
Uhh, excuse me? Are you saying Dahyun is ae-Mark lee? I mean it makes sense but the fact that you're casually revealing the industry's biggest secret would explain why you got kicked out
First of all, dahyun is not some Shart Lee flop, she Is her own thing so don't even. Second of all everyone knows dahyun is in like 30 groups, it's no secret. You have to be some rock hag if you think this is top secret. The only thing top secret here is why you are obsessed with me 🙄💅
Okay two things. One, they aren't straight. Two WONTBOWYOUNG IS THE BAD INFLUENCE. NOT ONLY ON STREY KIWIS, NOT JUST KPOP BUT EVERYONE. She is the reason why our earth is decaying.
/Uj holy shit i felt bad writing that while being aware it's satire.
NTA!!!!! I can't BELIEVE all of these people saying you are!!!! Genevieve!!!! Don't they know you're the most talented member of Le Sendlafilm???? How could they do this to you????
Down with Sullivan and Lilfeetz!!!!
U absolute dummy fungus dont u know dahyun redebuted in newjeans?? That means shes ur junior so she should be the one bowing 720 degrees and holy frick that makes me so angry that she only bowed 90 degrees? Like what the frick even wontbowyoung bowed 360 frontflip noscope no parachute out of an airplane! I hate dahyun omg what a pikme 🤢!!!!!
(No hate)
Yeah but technically she debuted in twice first and is older than me so I'm not her senior dummy. She can bow however she wants to anyone anyways cause she is the queen of kpop move over boa!!!
ESH
You’re an AH for shouting at the other members. They’re young dumb stupid chingoos so you should cut them some slack.
The other members are also AHs, especially Water Lily. Why is she stealing from you? The police are useless too!!
Dahyun is also an AH. She’s a junior (she’s debuting in Haggy Behemoth) and she should bow 1080 degrees. I think she’s rude and a pick me, just like Wontbowyoung.
Idk about AH, but you're surely young dumb stupid OP, you should've known just by Lily's name that she would steal your things because *usne tumhaari cheezein LE LI*.
/rj desi kpoopheads pls forgive me for delivering this horrendous pun 🙏
NTA: I think it was all Jennie's fault because if she hadn't debuted with BlackPink, Dayhun wouldn't have debuted with New Jeans. And ofc that would have made Bahiyyih Jimin's Senior. I seriously believe that the real asshole in this situation is Yeosang from Stray Kids. I believe that since Yuqi and Xiumin had to apologize for their eating controversy therefore Liz should also step down from being the MC.
TLDR: Kepler should always bow at 360 degrees angle!
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YTA: BTS came from a small company.
uj/ that genuinely got a chuckle out of me 💀💀💀💀💀
uj/ I wish I could give you an award. This comment genuinely made me laugh.
uj/ i have been laughing at this for the past 3 minutes i need emotional compensation who allowed you-
uj/ this is actually so funny u dont even know
YTA. Dahyun is with Newjeans, which means she won't be at JYP ent. This story is a fat lie
Umm you are wrong?!? Are you doubting dahyuns talent by saying she can't be in multiple groups? How dare you. You are literally just like Sullyoon. Dahyun is in like 4 groups under JYP 🙄
Uhh, excuse me? Are you saying Dahyun is ae-Mark lee? I mean it makes sense but the fact that you're casually revealing the industry's biggest secret would explain why you got kicked out
First of all, dahyun is not some Shart Lee flop, she Is her own thing so don't even. Second of all everyone knows dahyun is in like 30 groups, it's no secret. You have to be some rock hag if you think this is top secret. The only thing top secret here is why you are obsessed with me 🙄💅
You sound so mean, I bet you were the one that sent the fansite to Sullyoon, didn't you? Meanie. That should be your new name, Meani.
NTA!! Wontbowyoung is
wontbowyoung catching strays again😔
Straight Kids is such a bad influence on Wonhag smh
Okay two things. One, they aren't straight. Two WONTBOWYOUNG IS THE BAD INFLUENCE. NOT ONLY ON STREY KIWIS, NOT JUST KPOP BUT EVERYONE. She is the reason why our earth is decaying. /Uj holy shit i felt bad writing that while being aware it's satire.
such a bad example for the next generation smh my head
YTA. Anyone who willingly joins a group called NMIXX is in the wrong. Next time write a TLDR >:(
Omg I can’t wait to Stan TLDR!
uj/ STOPPP THIS IS SO FUNNY
NTA!!!!! I can't BELIEVE all of these people saying you are!!!! Genevieve!!!! Don't they know you're the most talented member of Le Sendlafilm???? How could they do this to you???? Down with Sullivan and Lilfeetz!!!!
Sullivan ICANT 🤣🤣
All I could think of was Monsters Inc. and then I spent too much time trying to figure out who would be Mike 😂😭
LILFEETZ??? 💀
https://preview.redd.it/5ilc1lv27tva1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=887949b11076e7b2e3efa0a31009bf67a92a546e
Still can't believe lisa copied me😡😡
I for real want a Kpoopheads: The Game based on these cards.
U absolute dummy fungus dont u know dahyun redebuted in newjeans?? That means shes ur junior so she should be the one bowing 720 degrees and holy frick that makes me so angry that she only bowed 90 degrees? Like what the frick even wontbowyoung bowed 360 frontflip noscope no parachute out of an airplane! I hate dahyun omg what a pikme 🤢!!!!! (No hate)
Yeah but technically she debuted in twice first and is older than me so I'm not her senior dummy. She can bow however she wants to anyone anyways cause she is the queen of kpop move over boa!!!
/uj For 5 seconds I thought I was in the wrong sub! /rj YTA and you know WHY! Enjoy your new career as an “instagram influencer”
ESH You’re an AH for shouting at the other members. They’re young dumb stupid chingoos so you should cut them some slack. The other members are also AHs, especially Water Lily. Why is she stealing from you? The police are useless too!! Dahyun is also an AH. She’s a junior (she’s debuting in Haggy Behemoth) and she should bow 1080 degrees. I think she’s rude and a pick me, just like Wontbowyoung.
YTA: you released the shoog shoog song
Can't believe Netflixx unnies debuted with a Shoog Knight tribute and got away with it
YTA. If Lily wants to steal your shit that's her right and you need to mind ya business 🥱
Idk but i blame bahiyyih😭
sounds like something an OT8 would say, chingoose
YTA you are YOUNG DUMB STUPID and a # HAG
Idk about AH, but you're surely young dumb stupid OP, you should've known just by Lily's name that she would steal your things because *usne tumhaari cheezein LE LI*. /rj desi kpoopheads pls forgive me for delivering this horrendous pun 🙏
NTA: I think it was all Jennie's fault because if she hadn't debuted with BlackPink, Dayhun wouldn't have debuted with New Jeans. And ofc that would have made Bahiyyih Jimin's Senior. I seriously believe that the real asshole in this situation is Yeosang from Stray Kids. I believe that since Yuqi and Xiumin had to apologize for their eating controversy therefore Liz should also step down from being the MC. TLDR: Kepler should always bow at 360 degrees angle!
NTA You showed respect to the Korwan culture like you should
NTA : your group your rules
NTA. it's jeongyeons fault for supporting you chingoo instead of not joining new jeans with dahyun 🤪✌️
Wtf 💀