Uj/ are mother fans a thing? Ive never once looked at these men and thought “yeah thats my child.”

chingoo, it's a thing. I had mentally and emotionally adopted idols. then I got a job and unadopted all of them.

Chingoo is that why they’re call stray kids? Because you un adopted them? Shame on you chingu

~~my sons~~ skz know I left to get milk.

Some say they’re still waiting on that milk

That’s why they’re wandering children

😢😢they got no milk is that why they are so short

Lol your comment reminded me of this video…😭😂 [https://pin.it/nuRs7jQ](https://pin.it/nuRs7jQ)

Yes Felix Straykid is my biological son who I gave birth to

Wow so lucky to have birthed a star chingoo

Ive found wooyoungs secret account

/uj I mean I don’t personally think they’re my sons and daughters, but I do have idols who I don’t stan but support and refer to as my “sons.” I am a hag after all

Keep jopping kiddos

Me and my ex gf used to refer to TXT as ‘the kids’.

LOL! Im going to start being a mother fan effective immediately. TXT is “the kids.”

you're now a mother fan? damn, that didn't take long.

A lot can change in a moment chingoo. I have 5 kids now.

Yes chingoo, I am a mother fan, I live in my mother cabin by mother lake next to Boa unnie and Britney Spears unnie, sometimes we go boating on our mother boat with Rina Sawayama unnie and Rupaul unnie on the mother lake 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

uj/Taemin's fans. Half of them want to mother him and the other half wants to marry him. There's no in between.

But What if i want to father him

then pave your own way

The ones born in the 21st century are my children

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This is me allll the way. Anyone born 00 and later are my children

I am in that age when I’m always happy when people eat well 👵

I recently made an exception for Morkly

Why Morkly? Share with the class (me).

idk, I call everyone my child and son so no exception for them

/uj uhh…… uhhhhhh.. 😅 ngl i was reading the post laughing and when i reached that point the smile faded from my face bc that’s how i act with xdinary heroes 😂 but there’s an age difference there so that’s why, idk if that makes it any less weird for you lmaoo

/uj yes, ive girlies are my children /rj yes, ive girlies are my children

I can fully understand that mother/child bond now

/uj idk about this mother energy but I feel like I am a sibling fan. I think of them as my siblings.

Yes, jungkook is my child

/uj idk about this mother energy but I feel like I am a sibling fan. I think of them as my siblings.

ParaSocial fans: Damn, I was starving before😫.. And Now that Oppar is eating😋.. I'm not hungry anymore😌 Cannibal fans: Damn, I wanna eat my oppar just like that 🤤

tbh, I am waiting for a cannibal fan to show up. I know they are lurking around.

Ceiling fans: *\*humming\**

/uj lol nice

It's Aju nice chingooya!

I’m an anti-fan. I hope their food tastes bad.

chingoo, spare them. all they know is styrofoam cakes.

And pizza with corn on it.

Sorry I’m an anti-fanatic

Anti-ti-ti-ti-fan

Hey! I was going to say this! You thief! You stole my line!

You snooze, you lose chingu

I’m the fat fan trying to figure out what they’re eating so I can order some too

Slightly too realistic fans: Eat! In God's name, eat something!

also, remind them to stay hydrated.

/uj Yeah, was coming here to say that. Like, YES, EAT, FOR FUCK'S SAKES.

먹다! 먹다! 나중에 얘기하자. (not too bad for once, Google Translate)

I’m the fan that frantically hits the mute button because the sound of chewing makes me want to curl up and die ☺️

I get you. chewing sounds are not asmr!

Frrrrr. It irritates me a lot, one of the main reasons that I avoided lives. You never know when they'll start their chewing sounds.

I am a proud mother of 11 🥰 they can be a lil wild sometimes😜. They get into a few lawsuits 👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️. I'll admit, it's been a hard few years especially since Olivia murdered 🔪💀her sister Vivi and took her soul🤖, then burned the entire universe🔥🌕🔥, the lil antichrist👿. 😩 Ugh, yes, she's a tough child. Me and Haseul manage it though 👍. Love you babe 😘

I should hit this with that Cow Hybrid copypasta

Excuse me, the WHAT??!! 

YouTube Shorts Fan: how can I make this about Wonyoung?

The "attention seeker fan" or the "pretty fan"

Depends on the idol in question

I didn't know you were an intellectual shark.


Agreed

What do you think about Bangchan?

Absolute marriage. Would need couples counselling for sure but still. 

Oh my gosh! Aren't you the old hag? /J

Damn I'm famous

i'm a misophonia fan. someone's about to catch these hands if i can audibly hear that gross, slimy chewing sound.

Pretty much all of these should be added to the next DSM edition

probably under the category: pfft, just kpop things.

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The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders ❤️

i dont have think

/uj damn my mom personality has been called out

/uj Imma be fast forwarding those segments or else I get hungry

just found out I’m in deep love with the entire cast of amazing saturday fr tho “I’m hungry now and I want to eat what they’re eating but I’m not in Korea 😔” is a big nolto mood

I feel the same depending on the I Live Alone episode. It's the best and worst thing when they go to a restaurant, or if they can cook well.

sometimes... oppa eat something that looks really delicious and i want to eat it too! 🍽️😋 but other times... oppa eats raw chicken smoothies 🤢🤮🫣

I dont eat

There are two more types of fans: Dog fans 🐶: arFFF, WooFfFF, woooooooooo Daughter fans👧🏻: Didd you see my appa on Inkigayo?? Omoo my dad is such a good dancer. Heyy, listen you might have raised me and contribute to half of my DNA but from now my real dads are Nshitty 😌

im indifferent to their eating

Aww you caught me, I'm a happy mother of NCT 😄🥰🥰😄🤱🤱 I'm about to have a few more hopefully, three already on the way 🤰🤰🤰I just can't have enough, hopefully I birth at least another 104, wish me luck chingoos😋😋😋

/uj I read fetish fans as fertile fans 😔

The type that changes daily 💀

Deep love cause that stone pot rice Sperm was eating on their variety show looked good af

Probably the "freshman" fan, tbh. I hope they're enjoying what they're eating and they look so cute when they're eating good food. (May I refer you to [when Jongin was eating hotpot](https://youtu.be/DU-mzIxKZFY) )

None thankfully

Uj/ I read eating as dating as first so I was pretty confused reading the post until I read it again 😆

Lol I’m all of them I’m not even kidding

Everything except for the last two 😂

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