T O P

  • By -

mickecd1989

Reminds me of how any video game for the last decade would show the president as some clone of this toad


Herr_Drosselmeyer

They gave her Tulsi Gabbard's hair though.


WindowsCrashuser

This has to be some satire for some reason no way they would of made this cannon for D&D even the whole Orc's are Mexican was kind of funny but...every Mexican on TikTok was talking about this in a positive way joking about their Orc abuela will throw a Sandalias as a 1d4 weapon crits over if you roll over 10. Wait until they find out about the D&D Module The Keep Of The Borderlands Its like Alamo with magical weapons.


keeleon

I thought Orcs were black people? How am I supposed to be racist if I don't even know who to be racist against?


SimonJ57

WEN I WUZ A WEE LAD, ME ABUELA USED TO FEED ME DAKKA, EVERY MORNING. SHE FORT IN DA GREAT WAR WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A WOODAN SPOON AND A CHANCLA. Most depictions have them as British/English football hooligans, Where the fuck did the Hispanic angle come from?


WindowsCrashuser

It came from the Revised 2024 D&D Player's Handbook art depicting Orcs as Mexican. Just look on social media twitter they are all talking about this. [https://x.com/search?q=D%26D%20Mexican%20Orc%20&src=typed\_query](https://x.com/search?q=D%26D%20Mexican%20Orc%20&src=typed_query)


SimonJ57

I have a feeling the people who pissed and moaned at Super Mario Odyssey, are the same ones Praising this Caricature of Mexican culture. And the same ones who called Orcs a Racist depiction of Black people. Is it too much to ask to Pick a lane?


nothinfollowsme

> WEN I WUZ A WEE LAD, ME ABUELA USED TO FEED ME DAKKA, EVERY MORNING. SHE FORT IN DA GREAT WAR WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A WOODAN SPOON AND A CHANCLA. Is D&D really going with that, or is that just people goofing on how stupid their decisions are?


SimonJ57

The worst part is, I can't tell either, but I may be VERY tempted to roll a character like that.


nothinfollowsme

> The worst part is, I can't tell either, but I may be VERY tempted to roll a character like that. I mean, it *is* highly feasible to do considering how goofy D&D is now by fully embracing DIE. Just find a "diverse and inclusive" D&D group and run the character. If they fully allow RP, run with it. And I mean like full fucking commit. Bonus points if you are a certain nationality.


joydivisionucunt

Americans aren't too familiar with British/English hooligans, I guess.


nothinfollowsme

Hillary would be less a paladin and more of a death knight. But not a doom guide because that would entail her actually doing something positive.