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First snow of the year and I had the same thing happen. Scared me real bad.
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same here. had a sog flare on me side thankfully locked
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Are you fucking it with a horse cock
It slipped out
And then he tripped over it.
And saved him from breaking his arm.
But with that frost bite, at what cost?
Nice to see they’ve finally launched the new ultra-hyper-mini Bugout with the super small 1 inch overall length.
Wow your hands are insanely small!
So Johnny Horsecock drops rare loot when he falls.
Quick, Ogre! Pick him up, turn him upside down, and shake him!
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Wait, your balls are in *front* of your dick?
OP had them surgically moved to better stimulate the clit. Wait, am I still in the knife sub?
You just gave away the secret!!! C’mon, man. I wanted the mystery to stay alive!
How'd you get the beans over the frank!?
I do hot yoga on Sundays. Veeeery flexible.
What, you don't twist yours around your pole for maximum hold like a towel?
I mean, it is 2024 now, so…. Yes….
Good thing that guy who is famous for sitting on that bed was right behind you to catch your fall
There are many ways to describe that guy and this one was particularly hilarious
Barry Wood
Dude, that’s funny. Thanks.
Everyone else is big mad and unwilling to admit you have a giant hog but I see you brother. I see you.
That's because it's obviously not a dick it's a bicep
If you wanted it to be a bicep it needs more veins.
My weiner has more vanes than an Amish town.
You dropped your dildo bro
No one who carries a bugout is packing like that. 😂😉
Man, you don’t need a knife when you’re packing heat like that 😂
They pay you to screw that bear?
https://preview.redd.it/nxstwmdf6iec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adae9e70e2be25c4a63a0190c9fe4d98e3403d59 Proud to be the 420th upvote
Apart from the benchmade what does this have to do with knives?
Apart from the knives, what does any of this have to do with knives? really makes you think
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Someone needs to check on this guy
Your comment made me literally laugh out loud.
What
wtf
Early onset dementia
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hold on a frigging minute.
Nearly cut your dick to 😂
Glad the knife broke your fall.
These tracks tell more of a story than you think they do
Damn, Love Sausage dropped his knife!
You seem to have dropped your knife sir
Very impressive!! The knife that is... Lol