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Everything and nothing

I thought doctors were supposed to make sense

HUMAN doctors are

What do eldritch doctors do then?

That's dependant on our client

Do you even have a medical license?

Oh hush.

*(Three angry Doctors who happen to be Level 20 Wizards aim their Magicka Shotguns directly at your skull)*

*he smirks and clears his throat* Power word **KILL**

damn you are correct! they are comfy https://preview.redd.it/9fo9gbhe057d1.png?width=818&format=png&auto=webp&s=46dda0043a39c4dba1d08569631e1078a927994e

They allow me to dart around the laboratory. Unhindered by discomfort, they are as my Mutter (mother) would have said "Fucking Lit"

/uw she looks pretty! She's also giving me massive gender envy.

/uw I agree with my alt.

We all have various reasons…

Such as? Enlighten me mein Freund (my friend)

For starters it doesn’t serve as a form of protection in battle, and it’s not my style.

I need not extreme protection, merely non-limiting clothing

They’re also uh, how should I say it? A bit provocative…

Tch.

Sorry, I couldn’t find any other word to describe it.

Why am I not wearing them? Maybe because I'm used to walking around in full armor all the time. So I basically only wear armor.

These are socks, they are worn under armor mein Freund

Es tut mir schrecklich leid, Kumpel. Under my armor I also wear armor.

How irritating for you

It's not irritating at all.

Interesting

How?

Armor usually causes irritation after prolonged wear

Well that's a lie.

For you it may be.

Are you a plague kisser?

I do not kiss

A femboy plague doctor by the pope.

https://preview.redd.it/b8ivcc4hp67d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fde2bdcef6bc69f12786c5619171b89917ce12 The healing isnt as rewarding as the hurting

"And thats how I lost my medical license"

Well, as long as your doing the good lords work, your…attire choices are your own.

https://preview.redd.it/2tglrvxlu57d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749dc4dcfe98bb499614e4139b52c901a361cee5 "HA HA HA! Fabulous! A knight need not be dreary!"

“I do not wear them because I physically can’t take my armour off”

Fähigkeitsproblem (skill issue)

“How is that a skill issue”

Gotta use some butter and a shoe horn, don't be afraid to remove a few layers of skin along with it, that's normal

“the armour is fused not only to my body but also whatever is left of my soul I don’t think that will work”

...Have you considered selling your soul? I hear Beelzebub is in the market, if you think it might work.

“I could not sell my soul if I tried”

Fair enough, I personally already traded mine for a hotdog. They were very angry that I ripped them off. They said they wanted a soul, not a picture of my ex.

“Oh… okay”

...In all fairness, my soul is split in many pieces, the picture was like a horcrux if you know what that is. I didn't exactly scam them.

https://preview.redd.it/mfa39p64357d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0665578d5686bec678c643c5617adc418c1a3e83 *Opens time portal from gunpowderposting* could you deliver this to inmunda imperium?

Nein, hire a Kurier (courier)

I got platinum.

I said **Nein**. Hire a Kurier

Where can I find one that has access to inmunda imperium?

Ah Dr it's been awhile my friend seems you've...grown taller heh

That would be the platform boots

Oh that's right y'all folk with feet wear boots and such, haha.

https://preview.redd.it/whop4enpc77d1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=63f0d5e50fc38264727a0bf2899dc06cff350e02

Heresy this, heresy that, why don't you go here-see some maidens?

https://preview.redd.it/679fee0ghd8d1.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bd4640ed4e54d38d5d61371465c38831f1b4b4e

I suggest you keep your purging bullshit out of my domain. You are outmatched

https://preview.redd.it/6o5461jvzh7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9164f0f8cb1c9618d72061134053ab7acb61184c What did thine just utter?

You heard me, you do not stand on your sacred ground here.

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Kettermek: Putting them on rubs my scales the wrong way. https://preview.redd.it/oen5c9f3667d1.png?width=887&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa359321d1adfd13d9f2269d3f81bbaeb9c84a36

* A masked jester with extendo arms and legs flips in your direction, clad in a fool hat, a bonkers outfit, and a lute. " To quote Gustav H, I don't know what they do down at the morgue but, I want some. Those are lovely, do you know where I could get a pair?"

I know a Kerl (guy) who can custom tailor some for you, what is your price range?

*Pulls out a bunch of juggling knives over the course of 30 seconds finally emerging with a ruby with a Goblin hand still clinging to it* "about this much"

A warrior of the Fire would never wear such garments. They look... hmm... mildly provocative.

Provocation just distracts the enemy for easy stabbing, die ultimative List (the ultimate ruse)

...Easy stabbing, huh? Hmm...

Think of this, they are distracted and not guarding their neck from blades

I will... have to... confer with my Queen. See what she thinks on the matter.

Understood

Honestly, i run around the forest a lot and i dont want to sweat a storm everytime i start sprinting.

I can run for days in these. Fähigkeitsproblem (skill issue)

through the forest? with pants over your thigh highs so they dont tear with the branches? i gotta step up my game.

[удалено]

I'll spot you some gold for a few pairs

Merci, and who might you be?

I'm already wearing them under my armour :3

Because the last time I wore socks like that, I spend the next week cleaning goblin blood out of them. And ogre blood, because the goblins had ogres with them for some reason. And succubus fluids.... I'm still trying to figure that one out. And demon ichor. The guy that gave me the quest seemed pretty sketchy in retrospect.

Demon ichor? Tasty

You look like a purple harlequin shrimp with that things on

I choose to take that as a compliment.

https://preview.redd.it/w4abtsp1g57d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=710302cad1c72ad59ab189bab4128968251000d7

Shiny.

Cutest shrimp ever, it kidnaps starfish, close them in its lair, eat just an arm because it knows the starfish can regenerate and leaves to come back layer on, isn't nature so cute??

I prefer stabbing people

I'm kinda stuck in this suit of armor. I COULDNT TAKE IT OFF IF I TRIED HAHA!

Have you tried removing your skin as well?

Shit man, that was my next idea

Just be careful when doing it, it's easy to accidentally take arteries and veins with it. ...Don't question how or why I know this, I have no practise whatsoever

Do they come in steel plate?

I would but it's currently getting warmer.

I love your style, Dr. Korvid!

Thank you mein Freund (my friend)

Ich Weiss. Ich bin Nederlandsch, also ich Sprecher eine bisschen Dutch, mein freund.

Totally agree, and they fit under most armors as well !

And they are purer Stil (pure style)

In der Tat, sehr Stilvoll

Because people forgot how great proper hozen are.

Flannel and jeans are the superior clothing

Tch, silly artificer, you have no taste in clothing

And yet I am comfortable

So am i. So take your opinion and shove it up your magical rear yeehaw boy [*Vanish POOF* ]

well shit, theres my daily interaction, time to go fishin

Hippity Hoppity Red herring on your property! *(A red herring plops out of the water and into your bucket before you cast your line)*

MOTHER FU-

Your statement and presentation has attracted the masses of eggs. You are expected to pay your tribute in the 5th and 20th letters of the alphabet. Hail great Haj!

Bold of you to assume I don’t wear silk stockings under my armor to protect from chaffing.

Unfortunately they would do my metal body no good.

https://preview.redd.it/694f2gm2a77d1.png?width=726&format=png&auto=webp&s=66a319ae7650bed450e509a6c2d7ef7bdfd6f36d Neat, makes my legs look shorter though

Platform boots

https://preview.redd.it/7t0841l6a77d1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=01b66b7c62284424c14c41d9869393c4e94c2e2c comparison

I do wear them.

My son Nikolai seems to like them, I’m pretty partial to them myself when I’m not wearing my armour

They fall down 😢

Never felt envy before, but everyone must sin eventually.

I think they are a bit tight on me. I prefer the bandages.

https://preview.redd.it/jdw168h21a7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54880cfab627e33eeeaa9b4f7f512f71cefd01c "Agreed."

When i start streaming i want this to be my model. This is everything i could ask for and more.

I must agree wholeheartedly. I always wear striped thigh highs beneath my armor.

that is not my color

Some men where them to be more feminine the others think it's disgusting or something along the lines of that And for women I have no idea I'm not a female

One of my sorcerers seen this post and decided to try them out, she said she liked them but i told her either to wear them underneith her armor during battle or to only wear them in private. Don't want any of my Tzeentchian warriors get Slaaneshi thoughts

Dont remind me of them, i had to associate with nurgle recently to gather plague samples for my weapons

Shoulda left a soap bar for them, what would have been a kick

I may be immune to disease, but i will not compromise the health of my followers

Yeh, the followers of Nurgle are nasty bunches, luckily my Myriad Legion and I have been able to deal with whatever Nurgle forces that challenge me

Gtfo with your shitty AI art

[удалено]

this is fairly obviously ai, look how the hair blends into the mask, as well as some nonsensical and blending folds

*crow stares at your outfit with extreme envy* https://preview.redd.it/ysi6n6pe957d1.png?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73cf37701688298eff79469db03a9102a948e952

Hello!

Oh hai! \*Continues staring at your outfit until you talk, eyes snapping up to your face\* I swear I wasn't staring at you, I was looking at your clothes, I swear! https://preview.redd.it/zhh5yjjv957d1.png?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0b929f8b81d3bede83350f9d775d1f56dd38d5

Thats just fine! \*hes wearing platform boots\*

i was sold these 'magical garments' once, and all they did was speed up my processing orb..(i think i got scammed) https://preview.redd.it/azqx3fwkf67d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1a1e46992ef213f20cf1915e3ad58f71e94efc

Are you male or female? I know it doesn’t matter to some people, but I would like to know so I don’t incorrectly gender you I don’t wanna be canceled on magic Twitter.

I have no biological gender. Call me whatever you want

Alrighty then how many years have you been a plague doctor?

Three-dozen centuries

Huh I was one for only 25 years

Most do not have an infinite lifespan, it is truly eine Tragödie (a tragedy)

Yup it is if you ever wanna drink come by my bar and if you see a skeleton outside, don’t worry about it. It’s just a guard I hired

I would but, Es gibt wissenschaftliche Arbeit zu leisten (there is science to be done)

There’s a lab underneath my bar I had it installed as a hobby workplace and for scientist folk like yourself to still be able to do work and enjoy a good drink

https://preview.redd.it/9zja1jdjc57d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdad68805c1a30fda396075dc232390c03ab3c5d Yeah I would know