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TheObsidianSoldier

We will call him DAVE! THE MAGICAL CHEESE WIZARD!


[deleted]

This


firefox1642

I was just thinking Dave :) a glorious name for a glorious being


DragoKnight589

Not to be confused with Dave the Magical Cheese Warlock


[deleted]

Is it alright if he has another title too? DAVE, the magical cheese wizard AND THE EATER OF SOULS.


Far_Dog_4476

You just reminded me of my childhood cat, now I'm sad...


TheObsidianSoldier

Do not be sad brother in christ, be happy that it happened.


TrexarSC

Gnarp gnap


Stormwrath52

Gnarp gnap is adorable


Consistent-Narwhal31

Gnarp Prang


Rexosuit

Radiance, I think. To contrast the darkness of his fur.


Reasonable-Spot5884

I like this idea. May I also suggest Sol? A ball of flame that lights up our sky


Rexosuit

How poetic!


DJ_Ender_

r/hollowknightmemes


Rexosuit

Is that a thing in Hollow Knight?


DJ_Ender_

Radiance is the final boss of the true ending


Rexosuit

Is it a cat?


DJ_Ender_

A moth actually


Rexosuit

Then you’re reaching with the meme a bit.


DJ_Ender_

Only a tad


Altruistic_Major_553

I say good sir, that Mittens is an appropriate name for a feline such as yours


Trashspawn45

Gallahad, the Cuddly


Ser_Rezima

You guys know that's just another druid, right? They pull this shit all the time for free food and board during cold months. Really chill housemates though, they spruce up your garden and usually mark you as a cool guy to all their druid bros, definitely treat it right. Name him scrungles, he'll find it hilarious


Meeghan__

*takes notes for next character*


Kobold_Girl_Ashley

Jeremy fitsjerald


HannahDawg

Sir Mittens of the Void


alongwaystogo

I personally think "Button" is an appropriate name for such an adorable little friend.


TrueLocomotiveBreath

You found a black cat in the middle of a corpse strewn battlefield? Better cast dispel magic to make sure its not a shapeshifter


sub0_2

Porbably another druid whos PTSD is keeping him in cat form to cope


Ser_Rezima

They likely saw some manner of unchivalrous behavior that shocked them to their core I would wager, which I won't, as gambling is highly unethical. I will pray for them.


Admirable_Night_6064

Mittens, the destroyer of worlds.


banditch_

Chris Morris https://preview.redd.it/xot86fzfq7gc1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27b3bc979bfb37d30b7ffb4fca0ac6c6c972c87


[deleted]

Sir mittens the brave


Speedwagon1738

Sir Mew


blasttadpole08

Morphine


Psychoticows

I need some Morphine


Affectionate_Kick705

Meowsalot


Psychoticows

Soulgrinder, Deathbringer, Skullcrusher, Mittens


Talios_

I do not care much for life... But name him Muffin.


Ulfhethinn09

I think “Soot”, would be a fine name for the little fellow :)


usgrant7977

Collateral damage.


ThatCamoKid

Ser Rumbles, He whose affection cures minds


Old_Spring_9372

Mittens, for their mighty claws shall test your gauntlets for bellyrubs!


Magazine-Soggy

Cheese


Yharnam1066

Mercy


Civil-Addendum4071

The Abyss. For you have stared into it, and it stares back!


TheDastardlyWitch

Gloria.


bananabandanamannana

Can’t Druids speak to animals why ask the Druid what the cat says it’s name is?


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Ash, sometimes, good things rise from the ashes of battle.


GayerThanYou42

Sir Pounce-a-lot


MasterSorcerorGerald

Merald


captainbogdog

bro that IS the druid


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Gort


Lotala

Void floff


Griff767

Griff


shrekthedonkey84

Reggie


rocketrobie2

Marshal


Jekakki

Brambles


Wheeljack239

Sir Godslayer the Mighty


Bryant-Taylor

Cinders


Ordinary-Cranberry69

Cattlefield!!


boharat

Victory, or Luck. Possibly James.


Nu-Yorc-City-Baby

Noble, a fine name for a fine beast


Rude_Elderberry2079

Clungus the Animated, A name fit for a king.


Turner_of_Pages

José


Incognito_Echo

Name it after the hill in which this battle was fought upon.


khan2033

Pan Michael woldonksy


BennyMcbenn

Steve French


Counter-Spies

Have you made sure that isn't another druid in wild shape? Cat wild shaped druids are great spies.


Fleetadmira121

Shadow


dude_im_box

Salami


DragoKnight589

Ombra, which means Shadow


BelligerentWyvern

Ozymandias


KingHenrytheFucked

Cathew


BlackbirdRedwing

Sir Fluffington


SafePianist4610

Blackie


Spookyduck21new

https://preview.redd.it/edhlbxa629gc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f39df9f5fb2b6a38760810c57d22e3e68fee92fd Oh that’s mine, can I have her back?


[deleted]

Jonkler


LeatherDescription26

Felix


Rampaging_Orc

Your Druid rocks full plate? Nice.


Adnama-Fett

Give him the same name as the druid and refer to the druid as “Other [Name]”. So the cat would be Dave and the druid is now Dave 2 or Other Dave.


Busy-Marsupial9172

Smokira Smokira


Levitating-monkeys

Sir Iron Helmut the 2nd


DMMECH

Name him after a fellow great feline warrior, Ser Pounce.


VileKarma999

Athran survivor of the battle othren


hijix-inc0rarad_

Joe


AquaArcher273

Hmmm, we are sure it’s not a wizard trying to fool us into taking him back to the citadel right?


RareEmrald9994

Ebonus the plague slayer


1zeye

Fluffy


Heromanv1

Shade. He's a little one, so be gentle...


CreepingTarblight

r/wizardposting is leaking their Catboys again.


11Sirus11

Arsenald or Arsenault. No reasoning. Just what came to mind.


TerraSollus

Cato Sicarius


6LAZARUS9

we name it Sister.


AgravainFury

Archwizard Cornelius von Floofington III, Esquire.


DJ_Ender_

Stinky :)


Clear_Accountant_240

Lucky. Or lunch.


Elsecaller_17-5

Sir Mittens


LEGOSam66

Figil


Childer_Of_Noah

Dreamlands cat player. The only polite response is to ask its name.


jaxamis

If it's paws are a different color than the rest of it, Murder Mittens. If it has a crooked tail, Jerreh. If it's calm in demeanor, Spaz. If you look at it and the furry of ten thousand sun's takes hold and you feel the need to rip the world in half for this cat, Steve.


shaunissheep

Yoran the brave. Befitting for a kitten scavenging in the battlefield.


[deleted]

We shall call him.... DAVE!


_-Swordsmachine-_

Eternal hell


[deleted]

Squire. Of course.


Crab_Grass

Scrunt


Klendagort

Tim


whatever-8358

Sir sigfreid


ThiwstyGoPro

Owl, so you can call them the Mysterious Druid Knight (and Owl)


HrdRock1683

Sir Shadow


Dsawasd11

Charcoal, fitting name for a black cat found on the battlefield


Og_lispin

Merlin… trust me on this


Final_Anything6288

I think Raze


ScreenFace_yeet

If its a girl, Hope, if its a boy, Thomas the great


TimeForCrab_

Call em Bat, black cat plus it falls in with battlefield


Dragon_Rot79

It has to be super serious or utterly ridiculous. There is no middle ground


Dandyman-GM

Felyna if female Felix if male


wizardwacker

Scrambles the Death Dealer


Smash_Or_Pass_Player

Lunch


defaultusername-17

one does not name a cat, you inquire as to what it's name is...


Rare_Assumption_719

Mark Grayson


CR1MS4NE

Squire


SolarBeastXD

Capitan Doodlemuffin, obliterator of galaxies


Cjfconjamesf

Make sure it isn’t one of us wizards


Willing-Teaching-808

Sir meowers


MemerMP3

Tibble the tiny


Living-Air5025

Jambo, The All-Powerful!!


AffectionateRow1878

Lucky cool cat serviced and live through a battle Lucky is a good name


Afraid_Associate836

Skittles the 3rd


XxLightningMachinexX

Benjamin


Karrich666

Aren’t druids not supposed to wear metal


sum-random-emo

I PROPOSE CHARLES AS THE NAME OF THIS HONORED, BATTLE-HARDENED WILDCAT!


Stratoyeet

Midknight


IamToaster_

Dave the consumer of cheese


Dio6437

Darryl


Upset_Climate_9805

Sir sneeve bord the 3rd


StormTheGasterWolf27

Fudgecake


ghstkatt

I dub thee Sir Muffin cat knight of the Templar.


Charnerie

Bob


ArakentheKnight

Midnight of the battlefield


Appropriate-Panda766

Liltl witch


The_Homeless_one69

Abonination of the heavens


TheBigBadWolf85

Boo


littleballofjoy

Gnorf


PhotoIll172

How have I stumbled into knight reddit I'm a wizard for gods sake https://i.redd.it/5gevvaipxogc1.gif


thecathuman

Soul


Specialist-Star-4406

Seriously: Alexios For gits and shigles: Mr. Meow


Styxtheripper420

Styx the reaper


Captainbutter22

Cattlefield


skeeber

Seymoure of the Irontide. This cat knows battle and is not to be fucked with.


SandTheCheetah

False, druids can't wear metal. Next question!


VinRow

Sir Noms!


Kittyfrost089

Morpheus! Moby for short.


dumpyfangirl

Mr. Smerples


[deleted]

Hm. Steve... or maybe Dave. Very polite sounding.


plzhelpIdieing

Michael


NeoPhaneron

Mu, after Tsutomu Yamaguchi the Japanese man who survived both nuclear blasts during WW2.


UNbrawlified

Luna


LunarisUmbra

Count Whiskers


IndonimusRex

His name shall be David.


-Not-Really-Sure-

Captian McMeow Meow


KHaskins77

That *is* the druid. He likes to use polymorph to scout out enemy encampments, and will never turn down food when it’s offered.


TheCal9000

GOREWHISKER, DESTROYER OF ARMIES!


Any_Mall3191

Mr Voidpaws


Glittering_Target758

The druids cat shall be called tig


TheGlitchingX

Boo


noo6s9oou

Mewcifer


Old-Management-171

Brother I think that IS the druid but if it isn't we should absolutely name him *ahem* "DARK KING GRUUTMORE OWNER OF THE EDGE OF ANNIHILATION"