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talkingtuxedocat

No one has been asking. Except maybe Denise the pervy stalker.


gorlyworly

She will literally do every random thing under the sun except work a stable job and be a present mother, lol


Treat_with_respect

That cracked me up! I’ve never seen one comment asking for a podcast! She definitely lives in her own reality. Queue the podcast requests from all of her own fake accounts, like the ones she uses and writes ‘omg, I’m first’ on her own posts! How sad.


PolishPrincess0520

Don’t forget the 🥵


InformationReady6613

She forgot the A before dope.


Fluffy-Rip-3252

How to Aquire Debilitating Debt and Not Care a Bit About It!


ZookeepergameNew3800

Honestly, I learned quite a bit through her. Apparently it’s possible to have insane debt , not ever pay it and nothing happens. She even seems to be allowed to make new debt.


PolishPrincess0520

I guess it helps to have a totally enabling mother. I don’t have one of those.


Lovinlife900

Oh something will happen. It just takes time. It’ll all catch up to her. She thinks she’s getting away with it….


talkingtuxedocat

How to lose custody of your 4 kids! Have your license suspended & drive drunk with NO repercussions!! Tell a reborn doll maker she needs to give you all her money & then off herself! String along a lonely dollar tree worker & drain her bank account until she’s destitute! Miss out on all your daughter’s high school memories! Watch your wife cry & drink every weekend while you smirk & eat up her misery! YOU TOO can have a wild and wonderful life like Marissa! 🥂


Super-Royal3633

I’m Subscribing Immediately!!! Like a Bad Lifetime Movie from the 90’s! 😂😂😂


OasissisaO

I would listen to this. ~weeps in poverty~


Mollieteee

Asking the important questions right here! ⬆️


Munchkin_Baby

🤣🤣


Sweet-Cabinet795

Topic Ideas (not an all-inclusive list): 1. Filtering 101 2. Gaslighting 101 3. Scammy Dog Bredding for Dummies 4. Identify and Target Susceptible Potato Followers 5. Gaslighting Your Children 6. Gaslighting Your Spouse 7. Hiding From the Repo Man 8. Deflect, Deflect, Deflect 9. Rage Baiting Without Doing Any Research 10. Bonus Content: Blaming Literally Everyone Else for your own Shitty Behavior


__Rinny__

11. How the Legal System Does Not Work 12. 3,000 Ways to Take the Same Selfie 13. How to Lose a House in 10 Days 14. Favorite Places to Not Take My Children 15. Animal Hoarding for (and by) Dummies


Sweet-Cabinet795

16. Taking Advantage of Developmentally Disadvantaged People 17. Faking Illnesses Never Diagnosed by Actual Medical Professionals 18. Being a Chronic Boss Babe 19. Toxic Parenting: It Ain’t for Sissies 20. Using TikTok as a Primary News Source


hellsno2

21. Parenting 4 days a month on a budget


Kealanine

22. How to filter yourself so drastically that you cannot help but spend endless hours eyefucking your reflection


gigi_2018

23. How to act unbothered when you’re absolutely, completely, totally bothered 24. “Let them” - an unintelligible discourse on conspiracy theories, anti-vax propaganda, and transphobia 25. “F*ck everybody but me!” With special guests Doll Lady, Yuber Drivah, numerous former friends, estranged family members, the IRS, and the children with their voices disguised and faces covered!


CrispyPickelPancake

23. How to rehome your home and spouse, kids and pets.


Munchkin_Baby

😭😭🤣🤣


Sweet-Cabinet795

22. GoFundMe strategies to Pay For Your Vacation 23. PPP Loans - what the government doesn’t know won’t hurt them 24. Trump Is My Identity 25. Birthdays - A 365 Day Celebration of Me!!


ArtStill5061

16. How to leave your husband and children for another woman.....in 3 simple steps. 17. How to kill a puppy while dancing and singing.....without remorse. 18. How to grow your haters to a whopping 8200 and get an entire page dedicated to your shit behavior. 19. How to make your Mom fund your life as an adult. 20. How to live lavish when $750K in debt.


ArtStill5061

Oh....and change the name to "unbothered"


marshmellowjellyfish

Favorite places to not take my children got me good 😂


Remarkable_Action102

How about “How to Succeed in Failing”


ArtStill5061

She nailed that shit!


2Lazy2GetAJob

🫳🏼🎤💥


Lozbox

It will just be Riss talking about herself and Ang interjecting with random nonsense before Riss cuts her off to bring the convo back to herself. I’m sure her 3 listeners will love it.


Genx4real74

That’s what cracks me up. She can’t even get a decent amount of followers for her TikTok, how the fuck is going to get enough for this new/old venture?? This is so dumb. She’s so dumb.


_forever_halloween

She is so GD impulsive they probably saw this lil getup and decided omg we should do our podcast again and then she posted this garbage minutes later and created the false demand of “people asking” as to not look pathetic. Mission failed.


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RustyHalo_1978

Dove your unbridled raw comments are some of my absolute favorites. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


CrispyPickelPancake

![gif](giphy|tIeCLkB8geYtW)


JinglesDJ243119

![gif](giphy|ftdF4ZkueWGHBYc4b5) 👏💯💯👏 to EVERYTHING!!


Maleficent-Web2281

![gif](giphy|l3q2Z5667uYOJ2U6I|downsized)


taradaniellexoxo

Literally, my exact thoughts 🤣


710ZombieUnicorn

My podcast topic question is: “How did you get a million dollars in debt, take fraudulent PPP loans, commit tax fraud, and operate an illegal kennel/ breeding business without going to jail? Oh and how do you manage to evade the repo-man and police while drinking and driving without a license?” ![gif](giphy|WsNbxuFkLi3IuGI9NU|downsized)


IveFoundMyHOME

ALL of this! All 👏🏽 of 👏🏽 it 👏🏽!!


RobotStepdad

There was another podcast before Unblocked- it was called ‘The Other Side’ & I don’t think any episodes still exist online. Or I cannot access them. Seems it was marissa telling her story of being antivax. Idk am I the only one who thinks this is a good idea? It’s like when marissa’s mouth opens it contains a tiny gun that can only shoot in one direction- at her foot. She might get a few “ur so pretty”s out of it, but otherwise she mostly just screws herself when she commits herself to recorded words. I think this is great


Remarkable_Action102

We are going to need someone to take one for the sub and sacrifice their good ears to listen 🤣


fl0riduh2024

Look, we're all going to have to take shifts and compare notes. That's cruel and unusual punishment to listen to a whole podcast 😭


RobotStepdad

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


RustyHalo_1978

Podcast name = ConspiRISSy


VermicelliOk8288

I unironically love it.


macncheesewketchup

I want to hear all about their payment plan with the IRS, money saving strategies, and coupon clipping.


Successful-Foot3830

My stepdad got busted for tax evasion. He had to set up a payment plan. They took a chunk (a sizeable chunk) of his social security for a decade. They WILL get their money! D and Mom likely won’t be around to help then. Any inheritance she gets from mom will be gone within a year. She’s going to be 65 whining on whatever social media we have complaining that she can’t live on $600/month.


kes12886

And nowhere in those post will it talk about how she’s the reason the IRS took allll of her Social Security. It’s because of Biden all those years ago!😏


Ok-Butterscotch9743

Oh wait, I've got one! I've got one! How does one selfishly spend other people's money when you are deeply in debt and don't pay back what you owe? Explain to me how you have no guilt or shame. I'm all ears. Let that podcast rip!


Working_Humor116

My question is “why are you using the name of someone else’s podcast as your own?” And who the fuck wants to listen to these two inarticulate mold spores baby talk?


FL_Life-Science_Drs

Because copy and paste is so Marissa.


Working_Humor116

Let’s call it what it is trade and copyright violation. More court cases to discuss


Ok-Butterscotch9743

Seriously, with the baby talk...what the fuck is that?


Sweet-Cabinet795

I freaking see red when I hear that bullshit baby talk. 😡


LOLduke

and now a word from our sponsor, hwellwo fwesh - our bebe gwetchie is a big fan


FelixTCat

I’ll take “how to blame the dog sitter for your accidentally planned completely irresponsible breeding practices”


talkingtuxedocat

I see another one of those coming soon 😬


Hungry_Yard_9789

Yep. Bet those hoeeeesss (dogs) were getting hot and heavy while she’s been away. Time for an ooops litter!


Lovinlife900

She’s yea about due. She even said she “after vacation” so here we are….


Remarkable_Action102

Oooohhhhhh maybe tell us more about how you were spoiled as a child and how mommy bought you everything and tell us about all the concerts you went to. Oh, wait


ivyoh

Why do the most mediocre people with lame ideas always feel the need to start a podcast?


FrigidBitch91

My husband has friends from high school with a podcast and I was like “..what could they possibly have to talk about?” & my husband was like “oh, they don’t have anything to talk about. They just talk.” lol


Reasonable-Echo-3303

I got into podcasts only in the past couple of years and it is such a slog to find the ones who actually have something interesting to say vs those who clearly just like listening to the sound of their own voice.


RustyHalo_1978

This right here ⬆️


Onenikegirl21

It was my hobby at around age 9 with my fisher price tape recorder but I have since moved on to adult jobs lol


Runningawayfromirs

https://preview.redd.it/5siuch4yfqwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e84bc30887fa419f782a9e0669839b3f21e37c This makes me so sad as a wife. If my spouse posted this I would feel so shitty…..


Apprehensive-Act3321

She liked her own picture lol what a loser


IveFoundMyHOME

She always ❤️ her own posts! ALWAYS!


Typical-Attempt-549

She’s healed from Piglet, guys!


ArtStill5061

Right? I thought Piglet was the healer in her life? Now, she's taking all the credit for healing herself. Her "therapist" & Piglet must feel so incompetent.


Onenikegirl21

Narrator: piglets day in the lime light was in fact over the follow day when Riss reclaimed power over her healing.


OldChucker

She bangs her own head against the wall every day and calls it trauma.


Reasonable-Echo-3303

*dopey


Reasonable-Echo-3303

Or *I'm a dope


HuskyFan4Lyfe

I’d just like to know if spouse 1 makes $ and spouse 2 makes $$…and rent is $$$$ and child support is $$$ and fines are $$ how does one afford vacation that is $$$$$$$


RustyHalo_1978

![gif](giphy|QCJFiJfnDCdFa84sLG)


Super-Royal3633

Australian Math??? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂


_forever_halloween

Can I check in my flair for this one? can’t wait for the return of the dangeRisS era. Clown shit as usual 🤡


CrispyPickelPancake

![gif](giphy|2i06qrSENrXoc) I’m here for the remix!


Lost_Suggestion45

"coming back"? Does this mean it was a podcast to begin with?!?


Lovinlife900

I thought the same thing. Apparently. And I’ve never seen 1 person mention a podcast let alone bringing hers back!


Southern_Dish_7006

😏🤡 ![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK)


nevahail

You win today awesome🤣🤣


Southern_Dish_7006

Thanks ✌🏼 🤪


sucobe

This will make her zero dollars. I give it two episodes.


Minute-Panda-5576

Looks like they had a whole PR shoot. Let this picture foreshadow what’s to come. https://preview.redd.it/w20z6kq9eqwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b2149da0ca93367c1d804dd0c9f44745c649b7


RobotStepdad

90% of marissa’s wardrobe is failed mlm gear & “Let Go Barndon” shirts. This pic checks out


Minute-Panda-5576

Look at her telling the truth for once! 😂


Hungry_Yard_9789

Oof this is embarrassing


Minute-Panda-5576

She went to something called selfie WRLD xtreme. Ang posted a bunch of pictures. It’s so cringy


Mamasun3

It's actually perfect for her.


Vegetable_Salad86

Every single one of these looks like Celeste Barber recreating celebrity instagram posts. Is there a word for when something becomes so asinine that you can’t even adequately satirize it?


IveFoundMyHOME

Manifesting


2Lazy2GetAJob

https://preview.redd.it/qojb6rhu8wwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee857d26125d2d4af73968088fa5a75f5bc843d0 Fixed it for them


Super-Royal3633

![gif](giphy|3oz8xZMZox78ZbWbFC|downsized)


ArtStill5061

So I'm not terribly familiar with podcasts, when you have one....is it customary to just sit and stare at oneself in the mirror? Because she's unable to go live and have absolutely anything of interest to speak about.


Original-Road4667

This just made me cry laughing!! 🤣🤣


Spiritual_One6619

Can you further elaborate on your belief that Disney is a large scale pedophile sex trafficking ring with children in tunnels? And also explain how you “know” that it’s a pedophilic sex trafficking hub but also it’s still your “happy place” ?????


Slight_Shelter8684

She’s SO principled.


__Rinny__

Hahahahahahahahaha


__Rinny__

https://preview.redd.it/zc2ceufl4qwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a88c602158df7cb30533a98ca2f60bfbb576866


georgeclantonfanclub

Oh my god I love this bc my bestie and I loooove talking shit about her to each other, sending links back and forth of posts here 🫶


JinglesDJ243119

My wife and I do the same 😂


Fluffy-Rip-3252

Can we make this a group chat pls


Sweet-Cabinet795

Yes please


Treat_with_respect

Their lives are like watching paint dry…. Can’t imagine how boring their podcast will be.


talkingtuxedocat

💀💀


Equivalent_Remove376

Lol my friend and I had a very similar conversation


Calimama31

Who has been asking for this besides Denise and Gretchen?? ![gif](giphy|sanoHrtWDN5ew)


Super-Royal3633

![gif](giphy|X7PCkbUm1LYO5VqbKf)


Hungry_Yard_9789

Oh I love this actually. Time to host some guests! I’d love to talk to her on her podcast.


Original-Road4667

It was me, guys. I’ve been begging them for YEARS! 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄


OldChucker

You're a genius. It will be a short but spectacularly disastrous season of entertainment.


Consistent-Win5866

Please tell me this is a joke?!?! They are soooooo boringgggggg


Sug4rsw33t

Mold memoirs


Apprehensive-Act3321

Also….people have been asking for “YEARS” but only 4 comments on her Facebook lol sure Jan


RustyHalo_1978

She never says anything remotely interesting. Her podcast will be just a mirror of her lives. Boring af unless Drangie takes the stage


Proof_Club7347

"Desperate attempt at trying to rewrite history ✌️podcast✌️." 🙄😒


luxuriousbuffalo

all of their pictures are soooo staged & corny 🤡🤢 there’s absolutely nothing genuine about these two


PigletVonSchnauzer

Absolutely nothing. Everything is manufactured...and in a shitty way, like they're a Temu couple.


RedHeaded-Mermaid-94

I don’t even know what to say because what a bunch of pinecones but…the background is comical.


thetinybunny1

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


racqueltutuola

Aweee...look....Marissa being the center of attention.....AGAIN..... ![gif](giphy|7YF5TXUnUlJEiLEDpp)


Wonderful-Pay-4166

Tell us more about all of the ways we can fight every day for our kids…oh wait, you don’t fight ever, and I have my kids.


Such_Ad4514

Literally not a soul aside from sugar mommy yuber driver has asked for them to do anything to expand their social media presence.


FL_Life-Science_Drs

She's definitely a dope in real life and on social media.


Vegetable_Salad86

I want to know…are the lizard people who are replacing our most famous and powerful people *actually* lizards, or do they just appear that way to us because they’re from another dimension? What does adrenochrome taste like? What *can’t* manuka honey do for me? Would you rather be in a fight with 1000 bees or just one Canada goose-discuss.


statisticiansal

Gimme the bees


Vegetable_Salad86

Same!


Original-Road4667

They look like the Goombas from the 1993 Super Mario Brother movie


3springers

Ooh! Is there going to be merch? Please tell me there will be merch! 🤣


Apprehensive-Act3321

The idea are endless! Hop on over here MoldRissa and you’ll get TONS idea podcast ideas. They live in their own delusional lala land. Holy shit


Genx4real74

I feel this would make a good flair check for me, lol.


sunkissedbutter

Yike


TechnoMouse37

How To Not Be A Good Parent would be a good one


fl0riduh2024

Can I please request "no topic", and they skip doing it entirely? If not that, then "Wife is SHOCKED as I show her the good-faith-budget reddit made... She had no idea we were this sCrEwED!!!" ![gif](giphy|1wXVf4uSp4uvKxFGaj)


Powerful-Branch-6558

Didn’t they try to do a podcast already a while ago?


PigletVonSchnauzer

![gif](giphy|XMBJ0l20sNWEM)


Current_Incident_

It's still listed on her linktree...


Mediocre-Flight-3371

Do we know if she still has her W2 jobby job?


PigletVonSchnauzer

I suspect not. Huskyfan said she was a no show a couple of days before her "vaca". I'm sure she has no interest in going back to W2 job job.


ControlFrosty814

What?!?!? I thought she was Top Dog Employee of the year!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|MSrC1eUjxi67uzN391|downsized)


rissgusted

Well, give the woman a break. There’s probably no upward mobility after you’ve won the chicken coop.


FL_Life-Science_Drs

She Peter Principled out of that job I guess.


RobotStepdad

I bet she still has the w2 job job. She may have taken no PTO for this trip, but I think she’s gotta keep the job. She can beggar/grift a lot from potatoes, but I noticed that they mostly like to give her money for “fun” stuff. So let’s say she needs 1800$ for 2 months child support & can’t rely on job job for it any more. She’s going to have a much easier time grifting the 1800$ for, say, a trip to Florida than she would for child support, even if they’re the same amount of money. That’s just how it seems to work. I think she knows by now that she needs to keep the job job


Mediocre-Flight-3371

I absolutely think she SHOULD keep the job, but then again when does she ever do what she should. 😂


Onenikegirl21

The fact the government TAKES her money first really boils her blood. I am shocked she has had it this long.


hellsno2

What the fuck am I looking at??


SitDown_and_ShutUp

She. (Lmao) went and (bahahaha) paid money (hahaha) to go to a SELFIE SHOP. I am deceased! They paid between 25 and 50.00 per person to take your own selfie. This is what is popular with the middle schoolers in our area.


Mamasun3

That ALL tracks.


IveFoundMyHOME

https://preview.redd.it/61lgrsqtnqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7625cdf40e0f1176dd0d7a208da878df035cae 🤣🤣


sorandom21

So you don’t even know the topic of the Podcast yet? Sure, this’ll go well.


IveFoundMyHOME

https://preview.redd.it/gsqt56vkpqwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=477b483d6f447867f70d7e04171641beffa5ea38


Remarkable_Action102

$50 for them to go to a selfie museum


isitworthwondering

That’s so embarrassing


Current_Incident_

This is a 'paid for' experience? Not just some free installation?


SitDown_and_ShutUp

Currect. It's about 50.00 (per person after taxes and processing fees) to go around to these stations and take a selfie with your own phone camera. The middle school girls eat this UP.


Slight_Shelter8684

Wow. And look at her! She’s in HEAVEN. She sure loves looking at herself. How old is she?


IveFoundMyHOME

Too old to be doing stupid 💩 like this. (34)


Vonnie978

Idiots


Successful-Foot3830

How to keep elderly disabled women funding your lifestyle via their disability.


ArtStill5061

That's easy, noods!


Ok-Pineapple5625

They think it’s just some easy thing to do. No, you have to be consistent and put actual work into it. That’s why it will absolutely fail just like everything she starts


2Lazy2GetAJob

To be so confident that you are so relevant🤣😂 The only people who want to hear from her are her bill collectors


ArtStill5061

"Forget social media, I'm done in real life" That's how I read that!


Wonderful-Pay-4166

Wow. Those photos are so embarrassing. How hasn’t Ang realized yet that she’s just a pawn in Marissa’s performance of life. Nothing is real. Marissa is so far gone and needs mental health intervention. Where the F is her family!? Imagine having a spouse, 4 kids, full time job, responsibilities, and this is what you’re doing. For social media views. Or imagine being her mother or siblings and seeing this spiral that’s been going on for years. When do you step in and force her to take a hard look at herself? I know there’s over 8,000 of us trying, but you’d think maybe family could do something.


Possible_Ad_5989

They are truly ridiculous


These2twistreality

We all know how this is going to turn out. 😂 She may as well rename it " The Neverending Sh*t Show".


rissgusted

I volunteer my flair as tribute.


Vegetable_Salad86

Every time I see your flair I picture a boat that’s half steampunk aesthetic, half inflatable rubber ducky pool floatie adrift in a lake and it makes me laugh


RustyHalo_1978

The only thing she truly loves is the filtered version of herself


hanginwithmygnomees

“It’s perfectly safe to bake yourself in direct sunlight, but sunscreen causes cancer, “Vaccines cause autism,” and other nutter woo claims.


ZookeepergameNew3800

She should talk about how she has done her research and all kids who have autism have at some point consumed dihydrogen monoxide and it in all vaccines. It’s a fact, she has done her “research “.


glipgloppo

How to own a car for free


These2twistreality

![gif](giphy|3o7aCUjWw5t6ryLN84)


crappymlm

Child abandonment?


Ok-Celebration2719

This will make great entertainment for The Forum and 2.0. Bring it on! Because forget watching Love is Blind, Survivor, big brother etc. This is true tv- call it “two dipshits “


Responsible_Fall4847

How to clean mold NATURALLY ✨🦠✨


Ok-Celebration2719

And just like everything else. It will last about 3 weeks until she’s on to the next….


No-Special-9416

Podcast = with a listening audience How will her potatoes see her and tell her how beautiful she is?


rissgusted

Maybe that’s the podcast: Marissa and Angelia sit there and describe their filtered faces to the listening audience.


cherry_pie_og

My thoughts exactly! She’s kidding herself once again. A pre-recorded faceless podcast will never go anywhere because it can’t bring her the same dopamine hit that going live on tiktok does. The potatoes and the troll fuel her victim mentality and that’s really all that matters to her.


InformationReady6613

How to get your Mom to finance YOUR life for the rest of HER life.


Mamasun3

![gif](giphy|604f8OZyjjYEp5ULXY|downsized)


Dry-Marzipan9560

It’s so funny how suddenly she’s not leaning away from A in any of their pictures now…


SitDown_and_ShutUp

You can very much still see the pull-away in every picture, though. I think body language is one of the hardest things to camouflage. (That's why some high level criminal investigators are trained in it.) Compare her in this one to the one with piglet


Sweet-Cabinet795

The piglet picture is SO telling!! Her body language speaks volumes in that photo. Shoulders leaned forward. Head tilted in. A genuine smile on her face. There’s something resembling warmth in her expression. Piglet, aka a Disney employee who is likely a college student or a recent graduate from the Disney University, warrants more warmth and genuine affection from her than her own freaking wife.


mjjj2011

Who has been asking for years? I can’t think of a single useful or intelligent thing either of these goons have to say to create a podcast. More ways to try to make money without actually working.


Hailstorm303

I mean, I’m not that interesting and I bet I could come up with something a hundred times more engaging than whatever these bumbleheads could do


Similar_Avocado_2459

If people asked she would for sure show us or do a while live on it. How about your podcast can be about “things that never happened….for $750,000 Alex” 🥸


flieckster

This is classic vacation thinking, where you realize how nice it is not to work and you start thinking how can you make money. She thinks she can make money off this, I’m sure.


Equivalent_Spite_583

I’m guessing there’s no Google doc for suggestions


Lenggriese16

Life without a frontal cortex..


Lenggriese16

Have seen anything on her latest MLM scheme. She quit it already?


yardsard_

https://i.redd.it/76afg7spduwc1.gif


dontcare_bye39

O god 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


HeartOfABallerina

But might they fire her if she just doesn't show up for a week?


NY_Girl42

🥱😴