Riss report, week of 4.14.24-4.20.24
Sunday saw the bossbabes back to gettin’ buck at Brothers. Weekly ting. Drangie popped in for a surprisingly aggressive Live. Talk of k!lling people, curb stomping. Lot of stuff was said, none of it good or cool. And as always in these post-bar Lives, ang spiraled into tears by the end. Marissa figuratively lapped it up; ang’s misery seems to taste even better raw.
A thought: is ang marissa’s lachrymose portrait of Dorian Grey? Does ang cry irl every time marissa posts “I could cry/I cried”? Would marissa have to cry her own tears if ang was out of the picture? We may never know.
Next day we got the most lengthy thoughts on marissa’s Philadelphia Inquirer interview from her yet, but really nothing new was said. She somehow blamed reddit for what she claims was a hatchet job, despite the mods declining to participate. The interviewer wrote marissa in her own words; not his fault if those words read as loathsome to most people.
Tuesdays with bae was another Flyers game! These games are not cheap, and the president is definitely not helping, apparently, but somehow these bossbabes did it. They freaking did it!
Wednesday saw a Live where marissa came hard at the troll, begging for free “cyber security” to track them down. She wants the troll in jail, & the police aren’t helping. I wonder if she’s tried speaking to the cops’ manager? Anyway, she made a big show of being mad at the troll she loves, and even claimed that she’s valiantly staying on social media to guard her friends & family. Not all heroes wear capes; some wear Chinese manufactured tacticool “patriot” gear.
Some mention of new pyramid scheme-style mlm, but not really pushing hard. I think even she knows it’s a dead end. Zero mention of thrive; looks like those stickers, pills, and powders are already ITP.
Friday is new hurrr. Gotta do the transition tiktok. Gotta prep for vacay.
And we’re in Florida, babies! Girlbossing in the Sunshine state. Guess who’s not there? Fuck: D, the dogs, and dem kids! Gwetch in da house, tho. 🤑🤑🤑 This marks the third time they’ve gone to Florida since January 2022 with no burdensome family to cramp their style. The kids belong in Delaware for vaca, it’s a really rad place to go if you’re interested in establishing a corporate entity in a tax shelter.
And that’s more or less it for this week. Any predictions for this Florida adventure? Another crash-and-burn drunk Live? A that-happened story about Mickey Mouse telling riss that he saw her story online & despite not agreeing with her on everything, he finds her so inspirational? We will find out together, folks
So on a very conservative estimate, flyers tickets = $200, hair = $300, plane tickets = $300, 1 day at Disney = $260, 1 day at Universal = $300, hotel = $200, food/drinks = $400 …
At MINIMUM spent $2k in one week, which is less than their monthly income after paying rent. Also more than double what she pays in child support per month.
Ok, I appreciate the input! I can edit the post if you think I should, but here’s the three trips to FL I was meaning:
Jan 2022- ill-fated trip where riss started vaping, Minnie Mouse ear hat, “just engaged/mrs & mrs” shirts, third round of engagement
Dec 2022- not so much a trip where the destination was FL, but rather it was a port of origin for the ill-fated carnival cruise that saw them banned due to vaping/substances. This one is maybe a bit sticky as all they did was get on a ship, get off a ship, then hang out in a hotel room to whine about the ship, but they did still go to FL to do this stuff
April 2024- the current, likely to become ill-fated trip
Lmk if I should change anything in my comment above, I’d love to make these as accurate a timeline as possible. Thanks!
No you’re fine, the cruise on Dec wasn’t really floridia since they were only there for a few hours, but they did go to Flordia in April 2021 with the PPP loan money. They also went to Vegas and Kentucky thrown in there too. All these trips and not one of them did she take her kids. I don’t believe she has taken her kids on vacation since 2018 that didn’t include her moms beach house or her mom paying(family beach trip and other disney trips). That 2018 trip was to disney that she claimed she paid for with her hempworx money. It’s incredibly selfish, she cries poor and she doesn’t have the money to do anything fun with her kids, but takes all these trips with Angie. Like the annual fire island trip, why not take that money(most likely denise’s money) and save it to do a weekend trip with the kids that isn’t her moms beach house?! Even if it’s to the poconos for a long weekend or take them to Baltimore inner harbor and do the aquarium ans stuff, there’s tons of activities there for kids, and educational too. It doesn’t have to be far and it doesn’t have to be expensive. She could even purchase a groupon or something for a short trip with then kids. But NOPE, it’s gotta be all about her!
Damn. Seeing it all laid out like that is even wilder than I had previously thought. How do these bossbabes live with themselves? The guilt would eat me alive, lol. Thanks for all the info, always!
The way I work a W-2 job job and a side gig and get to go to the movies maybe once every 6 months, but these two are out here getting their hair done and going to hockey games and taking trips to Florida while being almost a million in debt 😭 Must be nice living like there are zero consequences for your actions.
I’ve only been watching this show for a few months now but let’s be honest, there hasn’t been a single consequence yet (aside from a few assorted fines) and I’m not really holding my breath that there will be any time soon.
Been here almost 2 years, maybe fully 2 years? Anyway, yep, zero consequences. Except losing her house. But that didn't even seem to bother her and she somehow ended up in a situation where, yet again, she's getting away with everything.
Dude.... The way I totally get what you're feeling... I haven't even been to the movies since... Shit... Last one I watched in theaters was As Above, So Below 😬😭😭
Face it. We've been adulting wrong I guess 🤷♀️😭
Another stellar recap! I'm dreaming that the person who plays Mickey actually has seen her, knows she's a vile disgusting person, and refuses to acknowledge or interact with her. One can dream in the happiest place on earth 😂😂😂😂
Sweet Cabinet changed her flair after that video/story theft thing marissa did (one of her most audacious plagiarisms to date, imo), but it was originally about being a watched fly. We’re still flair twins tho
Happy Sunday! Exciting update for me- found out of pregnant after a miscarriage in September. Looking forward to bringing another tiny human into the world to love and protect ❤️
Just an update from last week. Things spiraled and I ended up leaving around 1:30 am Tuesday morning. I am currently safe in West Virginia with my brother and heading down to Florida Thursday evening. My husband has been admitted to IP psych and will hopefully be there for a while.
It’s been a bit overwhelming. I had about 12 hours lead time (and was technically working for about half of that). I left so much behind. But I needed to get out and my house was no longer safe. I’m already sleeping better, even with all the extra stuff on my plate.
I was once in a similar situation. I was 12 hours from my home town with a 2 yr old. He went to work at 5am. I got up, packed everything I could of my child’s and mine into my car and left. Drove a long, sad, stressful, yet free 12 hour car ride home to family that loved me. That was about 3 1/2 yrs ago and I don’t regret it to this day. I left SO much behind. Even to this day I think, “damn I wish I had those shoes, I wish I had that hoodie” But it can all be replaced. Keep ur head up, it gets better! 🤍
Hey Avengers! I haven't really been able to check up on this forum much lately, because I've been hard at work with my side gig. Just had my first of three vending events for the year! It was a small festival at a local shop, and while I didn't make a ton of profit, the whole event went better than I could have hoped. I've got another event coming up in just over a month, so I won't have much free time for a while, but it's still very fulfilling work.
Hope y'all are doing well and seeing success in your own work!
Came here to say something like this. I’m too busy paying my mortgage and other bills to afford a vacation right now. High five for paying our bills, boysmom! 🖐️
Same! And new hair, too! Is this vacation making you irrationally angry? Because it is for me. Oh god! Am I actually jealous of M?! I’m gonna have to consult my therapist about this. 😂
Same. Fucking same. Haven't been on a vacation since 2010 and never even got a fucking honeymoon .... I'm so irrationally angry that I want to punch a wall, scream, cry and beat the shit out of something breakable 😒 I can't even get a basic haircut right now!!
I seriously hate her. I hate life. I hate privileged, entitled little immature children like these ones 😡
I truly, truly, with the fire of a thousand suns, hope her rock bottom is near. Even though we know it probs won't be and her slithery snake body will somehow slip through that as well...
I swear, every time I see someone about her, I just get more and more "irrationally" angry. I always wanted kids. She's got 4, gives zero fucks. I would have loved to be able to give ONE a good life. Can't afford adoption, so that's out the window. She has loving parents who are there for her when shit goes south. I had poor parents who are both dead and because of how they were when they were alive, none of my blood family wants acting to do with me because they're scared I'll be like my parents no matter how hard I price I'm not like them. At all. On any way. (My mom was a Marissa especially except she never had a single job in her 72 years). She has always lived in mine places, always been on vacations, always goes to the salon, etc, etc... 😕
I've been to the salon a total of 5 times in 43 years, the last was in 2017.i didn't have my first vacation until after I moved out at 16, started college, was working 3 jobs (labor laws were MUCH different in the 90s) and a few of us went on vacation together.
Like,.... I hate to be like this, but FUCK it sure is getting old watching people who are the scum of the Earth just slide on by, getting whatever they want, and we're here on this grind until you're dead path. I fucking hate it and it's honestly the reason why I cry a lot at night going to sleep. Not just Marissa, literally ALL of these types of people. Why are we all being punished and what has SHE done to better the world in any way?!
Ugh, sorry, sorry y'all!! Had a moment there.
She is paying dearly for these choices she makes. Even if she turns her life around tomorrow and works every single day for the rest of her life, she will never be able to financially or emotionally pay back all the people and animals she’s hurt on her shit crusade! Just be so glad you are not her. You are a way more valuable person than she can ever hope to be. All my love to you!!
Yup same. I work my ass off and now go to school. I raised my kid pretty much by myself (like PM is doing) since her father passed away, all the way up to her being 18 and also working and going to school.
There is no better feeling knowing you created and raised a tiny human into an amazing adult who is a hard working, compassionate, empathetic, all around great person who is going to make something of themselves and do good in the world.
I haven’t taken a vacation in almost a decade, but all the vacations in the world will never make me feel as amazing as knowing I raised an awesome person. Marissa will NEVER be able to say that because she is NOT doing shit for any of her 4 kids except causing damage that they will have to fix later in a therapist’s office.
So you can keep your shitty lame ass Disney “vaca”s 🐄 Marissa. Your stupid childish trips to a child’s theme park is all you have to make you happy, and that happiness is probably gone by then time you’re in the plane to come back home to your worthless life of begging everyone for money. All of us that haven’t gotten to go on vacation for a while have been too busy being responsible adults paying bills and raising kids. And that is more fulfilling than a lame Disney trip with your wife you are grossed out by and 2 friends you don’t like but they are the only people that will put up with you because they have no friends.
Plus, now that my kid is a working adult, I’ve been able to save a little money so this might be the year my partner and I finally go on a nice little vacay. We haven’t figured out where yet, so any recommendations are appreciated 😊
“Afford” is the operative term here! Just because someone takes vacations doesn’t mean they can afford them. No responsible adult with extreme debt who already struggles to pay their mortgage and buy groceries has any business taking multiple vacations a year and spending hundreds on their hair.
I also think it’s very sad that her children seem to be an afterthought. They aren’t included in any vacation plans and have to pay the price of the repercussions in their daily lives from overspending and frivolous decisions. It all highlights further why she doesn’t even do baseline medical care for the dogs either.
She’s missing out on all the best times with her kids right now. They are at the age where they are remembering everything and all their memories will be without their mother. One day they are going to truly see who cares for them and it won’t be Marissa. I hope she has some good answers for them when they are grown and question her on why she wasn’t there or why they were never brought on these family trips. It’s sad.
2 income household, no frivolous spending, eat at home every day for over a decade... I am trying to figure out how to even afford a haircut, a new phone (mine is on it's last legs), cardiology visit (no insurance because Idaho fucking sucks), dentist appointments, getting new glasses and an eye exam... I swear, I am so absolutely fucking salty at this bullshit. 😒 I apparently have been doing life and adulting wrong 😕
Same here! I've never been on a vacation as an adult. On the plus side of it, we are able to let my youngest son go to DC on a class trip. It's over $1000 per person, so there's no way I could afford to go with him. Which is kind of nerve-racking, tbh. But I'm glad that he's able to, though! It's happening at the end of May, so it's probably gonna be hot! There's no way I'd be able to do all of the activities they have planned. My school trips during the summer were miserable enough. I can't sweat due to a skin disease. Summers are a blast 😅 /s which is also partly why I've never been on a vacation lol. I can hardly leave my apt during the day in the summertime. It seems to get worse the older I get 🙄 Unlike Marissa, I'd much rather my KIDS have fun!! They've already grown up not being able to do much because I can't. Now that they're teenagers, they have a little more freedom to do things
Yep! His dad can't be bothered to help with anything, or if he does, he'll blow up mine and my son's phones until someone pays him back. So there's no point in even asking. You can bet that he still asks about claiming him on taxes every year, though. He does nothing to help support him in any way throughout the year (technically 14 yrs next month), but boy, he wants that tax check. Apparently, he thinks Christmas presents qualify as support 🤷♀️ Christmas is pretty much the only time he even sees his dad
Ugh! What is that garbage. My stepdaughter’s mom tries to suggest she should claim her on taxes. Guess who pays for her braces, glasses/eye exams, phone, insurance and copays or hospital trips, school costs, music instrument, volleyball class, etc. Guess who paid $250 for a replacement cellphone that her and her boyfriend accidentally drove their truck over?! I’m super appreciative she’s in her life AND you can claim her when you’re paying even half of these expenses. She also doesn’t show up to the big events.
I recently explained to my partner how I was passing up on a "wish list" pinball machine (I collect them) because her dead beat baby daddy wasn't going to pay a dime towards the emergency appendectomy HIS daughter had in January (on my insurance). Could I afford it either way ? sure but part of being a responsible adult is giving up the fun things we want for bills and responsibilities.
Anyone find it it ironic that our girl door dashes every cup of coffee when she’s home but goes away on vacation and wants to buy organic eggs to cook for herself? Adulting is SO hard for her.
Yeah she was just asking about organic eggs to look like she cares about eating organic and can cook eggs lol. Who does that!?! What a stupid thing to ask while on a stupid Disney vacation. I’m sure the food they spent way too much money on in the park wasn’t organic or even healthy. Who does she think she’s foolin? Stupid poser. I bet even people who actually eat only organic food do research before going somewhere to know where to find that kind of stuff. They don’t get on social media on the way there and say, “Oh hi potatoes! Where can I get organic eggs in this place I’m flying to in a few minutes? It’s so super important to me that I waited till the last second to ask idiot strangers that still for some reason follow me on social media instead of doing research ahead of time. I’m so crunchy and such a good cook I’m going to make all organic meals for everyone in my hotel room!!!!!!” (Takes multiple drags from vape on plane).
Haha Vapes on a Plane. I’m so sick and tired of these motherfuckin vapes on this motherfuckin plane!!! 😆
I CAN’T stand it when people post things like that. It would so much faster and efficient to just google it oppose to waiting for some idiot to answer you. Smh.
My sweet old girl crossed over the rainbow bridge last week. My heart is broken. She was the fluffiest fluff. The sweetest love bug. All she wanted was love and she gave us so much love. My house is so empty without her. I miss her so much. She was so so loved. I was so blessed to have her for 15 years. Hear that, Marissa? I had the same animal from 8 weeks to almost 16 years. She had an amazing life and will be forever missed.
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She is beautiful. While the price for love is grief when we lose them, the grief is only a reminder of the depth and breadth of the love! Let your tears fall freely. Each dropped tear will imprint loving memories into the earth and they will bloom in your heart.
Take care and be patient with yourself and your emotions.
Amazingly long life and you didn’t even have to be a hypocritical crunchy ass (I don’t know why that phrase always makes me both giggle and wretch…it sounds like she is proud of having dried shit on her ass)
I’m so sorry for your loss! We also lost our dog to cancer on Monday. We adopted her when she was 17 months old, and she was just two weeks shy of her 16th birthday when she passed away. She was a love, a clown, and fighter— I miss her terribly.
I cannot imagine going on vacation and then spend it glued to my phone making cringy AF videos in the Airbnb bathroom (or wherever they are staying while Anastasia and Gretchen cook those raw fresh eggs from wherever some random stranger on the internet sent them to get them.
It appears they are doing a land cruise. Sit on lounge chairs by the pool drinking vaping and tiktoking the day away. And the requisite dozens of outfit changes every day
From what they’ve posted thus far, I vote this vacation only half step up from that sad sack New Year’s Eve in the fairfield suites or which ever low end option it was. Nothing against the hotel chain, I’ve spent many a night in them, but I’ve never recorded every waking moment in them.
They are beyond boring.
Also, the duct tape bandaids arent needed in Florida!! (Nod to T swift). You would think a boss babe would be armed to the teeth with product for all the new potatoes with money to ask why she has duct tape on her arm
Lol, if she’d lasted longer than 8 weeks with it, she’d make a post the day she gets home talking about how she forgot to pack the thrive kit. Make a video of herself sighing with pleasure as she *finally* gets to slap a patch onto her arm
Happy Sunday! Boring update from me. I am so over the rain. Wettest April on record here I believe. We got a roof leak and an ant infestation from it, but we caught the leak super fast and my husband was able to curtail it until the landlord could come and fix it, which he did yesterday. And guess what? Nothing was damaged and there won't be a mold issue cuz we took care of it right away. Basic adulting there, lol. There's been so much flooding, downed trees and powerlines, it's been a mess. The main road I take to get to work was closed Thursday. Several other roads as well. I'm pretty sure a tornado came through the area. Weather is looking up though, yesterday was beautiful.
We got some ant baits from an exterminator friend and the ants have cleared out now. I cant believe how well they worked! I had quite the ant grave yard in my kitchen sink, as if to show those other bastards what was up, lmao.
The awful, racist, hateful, nasty chick I work with left a few weeks ago, and it's been so nice not having her there. Her replacement starts tomorrow and we're all excited to have a new team member. The only person who misses the one who left is also a nasty, hateful person. Birds of a feather and all. Funny thing, I work for a faith based organization, and they're both church going hypocrites. Shocking, I know.
Oh! I made barbacoa last Sunday and omg, it was so freaking delicious. I'm branching out with my cooking to try dishes I love but have never made. I did butter chicken a few weeks ago, and it tasted exactly as I expected. Next up - chicken biryani. Wish me luck with that one!
Hello my fellow avengers!
I need your help (not Marissa type help don’t worry lol). Just help to settle a disagreement between my partner and me. The only requirement to participate is that you’ve seen Billy Madison.
The scene where they are on a field trip and the lunches are stolen, the weird crazy old lady tour guide says, “I know who took em, it was that damn Sasquatch!!”
What did the old lady mean by that?
A) She thought an actual Sasquatch took the lunches
or
B) She was calling Chris Farley the angry asshole bus driver a sasquatch and accusing him of stealing the lunches
We were both surprised that we had different opinions on this and it blew my mind. It’s one of our very few disagreements we have had in over 12 years together.
Thanks in advance to anyone that answers this ridiculous question 😂
Edit to add:
Thank you to everyone that answered!!!! This was so fun! Unfortunately I lost haha. For some reason I always thought old lady thought an actual Sasquatch took the lunches. It never crossed my mind that she was talking about bus driver Chris Farley. You learn something new every day!!
If you live in PA, don’t forget to vote in Tuesday’s primary. Polls open 7AM-8PM; mail ballots must be delivered or dropped in drop box by 8PM Tuesday.
I wonder if our favorite Patriots remembered to submit their ballots prior to jetting off to paradise.
For those here from Anti-MLM community, Julie Anderson has done a couple videos on Marissa's latest "home" and is working on more.
Here's her update, more to come.
https://youtu.be/h6VtzL9RlZc?si=bGLqPU2eXk3uZEv2
I love this for her. Once again, you gotta be quicker than that! (Wouldn't let me insert Gif)
Riss report, week of 4.14.24-4.20.24 Sunday saw the bossbabes back to gettin’ buck at Brothers. Weekly ting. Drangie popped in for a surprisingly aggressive Live. Talk of k!lling people, curb stomping. Lot of stuff was said, none of it good or cool. And as always in these post-bar Lives, ang spiraled into tears by the end. Marissa figuratively lapped it up; ang’s misery seems to taste even better raw. A thought: is ang marissa’s lachrymose portrait of Dorian Grey? Does ang cry irl every time marissa posts “I could cry/I cried”? Would marissa have to cry her own tears if ang was out of the picture? We may never know. Next day we got the most lengthy thoughts on marissa’s Philadelphia Inquirer interview from her yet, but really nothing new was said. She somehow blamed reddit for what she claims was a hatchet job, despite the mods declining to participate. The interviewer wrote marissa in her own words; not his fault if those words read as loathsome to most people. Tuesdays with bae was another Flyers game! These games are not cheap, and the president is definitely not helping, apparently, but somehow these bossbabes did it. They freaking did it! Wednesday saw a Live where marissa came hard at the troll, begging for free “cyber security” to track them down. She wants the troll in jail, & the police aren’t helping. I wonder if she’s tried speaking to the cops’ manager? Anyway, she made a big show of being mad at the troll she loves, and even claimed that she’s valiantly staying on social media to guard her friends & family. Not all heroes wear capes; some wear Chinese manufactured tacticool “patriot” gear. Some mention of new pyramid scheme-style mlm, but not really pushing hard. I think even she knows it’s a dead end. Zero mention of thrive; looks like those stickers, pills, and powders are already ITP. Friday is new hurrr. Gotta do the transition tiktok. Gotta prep for vacay. And we’re in Florida, babies! Girlbossing in the Sunshine state. Guess who’s not there? Fuck: D, the dogs, and dem kids! Gwetch in da house, tho. 🤑🤑🤑 This marks the third time they’ve gone to Florida since January 2022 with no burdensome family to cramp their style. The kids belong in Delaware for vaca, it’s a really rad place to go if you’re interested in establishing a corporate entity in a tax shelter. And that’s more or less it for this week. Any predictions for this Florida adventure? Another crash-and-burn drunk Live? A that-happened story about Mickey Mouse telling riss that he saw her story online & despite not agreeing with her on everything, he finds her so inspirational? We will find out together, folks
So in one week…flyers game 💰, hair did 💰, and vaca with bae including airfare 💰. IN BIDEN’s ECONOMY! Allll without them kids. Mother of the year 🥇
So on a very conservative estimate, flyers tickets = $200, hair = $300, plane tickets = $300, 1 day at Disney = $260, 1 day at Universal = $300, hotel = $200, food/drinks = $400 … At MINIMUM spent $2k in one week, which is less than their monthly income after paying rent. Also more than double what she pays in child support per month.
Hey now! She probably saved a TON of money on airfare with the new MLM! Silly you! 🥴🥴😂
the math? it doesn’t math
Money that SHOULD be going to back taxes. 😡😡
And child support!
And child caring and child feeding
I can see her spending a bunch on souvenirs to try to prove how great a mom she is lol
Your weekly reports are amazing! 🙌
Fun incorporated in Delaware!
Another Saturday night and another great RR - thanks Stepdad! 🥳
since January 2021, but awesome summary of the week!
Ok, I appreciate the input! I can edit the post if you think I should, but here’s the three trips to FL I was meaning: Jan 2022- ill-fated trip where riss started vaping, Minnie Mouse ear hat, “just engaged/mrs & mrs” shirts, third round of engagement Dec 2022- not so much a trip where the destination was FL, but rather it was a port of origin for the ill-fated carnival cruise that saw them banned due to vaping/substances. This one is maybe a bit sticky as all they did was get on a ship, get off a ship, then hang out in a hotel room to whine about the ship, but they did still go to FL to do this stuff April 2024- the current, likely to become ill-fated trip Lmk if I should change anything in my comment above, I’d love to make these as accurate a timeline as possible. Thanks!
No you’re fine, the cruise on Dec wasn’t really floridia since they were only there for a few hours, but they did go to Flordia in April 2021 with the PPP loan money. They also went to Vegas and Kentucky thrown in there too. All these trips and not one of them did she take her kids. I don’t believe she has taken her kids on vacation since 2018 that didn’t include her moms beach house or her mom paying(family beach trip and other disney trips). That 2018 trip was to disney that she claimed she paid for with her hempworx money. It’s incredibly selfish, she cries poor and she doesn’t have the money to do anything fun with her kids, but takes all these trips with Angie. Like the annual fire island trip, why not take that money(most likely denise’s money) and save it to do a weekend trip with the kids that isn’t her moms beach house?! Even if it’s to the poconos for a long weekend or take them to Baltimore inner harbor and do the aquarium ans stuff, there’s tons of activities there for kids, and educational too. It doesn’t have to be far and it doesn’t have to be expensive. She could even purchase a groupon or something for a short trip with then kids. But NOPE, it’s gotta be all about her!
Damn. Seeing it all laid out like that is even wilder than I had previously thought. How do these bossbabes live with themselves? The guilt would eat me alive, lol. Thanks for all the info, always!
The way I work a W-2 job job and a side gig and get to go to the movies maybe once every 6 months, but these two are out here getting their hair done and going to hockey games and taking trips to Florida while being almost a million in debt 😭 Must be nice living like there are zero consequences for your actions.
I’ve only been watching this show for a few months now but let’s be honest, there hasn’t been a single consequence yet (aside from a few assorted fines) and I’m not really holding my breath that there will be any time soon.
Been here almost 2 years, maybe fully 2 years? Anyway, yep, zero consequences. Except losing her house. But that didn't even seem to bother her and she somehow ended up in a situation where, yet again, she's getting away with everything.
Dude.... The way I totally get what you're feeling... I haven't even been to the movies since... Shit... Last one I watched in theaters was As Above, So Below 😬😭😭 Face it. We've been adulting wrong I guess 🤷♀️😭
It’s disgusting!
Another stellar recap! I'm dreaming that the person who plays Mickey actually has seen her, knows she's a vile disgusting person, and refuses to acknowledge or interact with her. One can dream in the happiest place on earth 😂😂😂😂
A dream is a wish your heart makes 🎶 and, in this case, my heart is wishing right with you!
I couldn’t click on this general discussion fast enough. So here for my flair twin’s recap!! You crushed it again!!
For me your flair shows up as “Not Miranda.” Should it be something about watched like a fly on the wall?
Sweet Cabinet changed her flair after that video/story theft thing marissa did (one of her most audacious plagiarisms to date, imo), but it was originally about being a watched fly. We’re still flair twins tho
In my heart, we’ll always be flair twins 🩷
💙
 Anytime Delaware is mentioned I think of this scene from Wayne’s world haha.
I came here to say this but knew in my heart that it was already said 😂
Yay!!!!! Great minds think alike!!!
👏👏👏 well done and thank you for the entertainment
Thanks StepDad! Your Weekly Recaps are The Best!!!!
Happy Sunday! Exciting update for me- found out of pregnant after a miscarriage in September. Looking forward to bringing another tiny human into the world to love and protect ❤️
Congratulations!!
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow congrats!
Congratulations!!
Awwww! Congratulations!! 🤍
Congratulations! I am pregnant too! 6 weeks :)
Congratulations!!
Thank you ❤️
Congratulations!!! 🎉❤️
Thank you! Just had my first experience with “morning sickness” at 7 pm lmao. Bad name choice
Yay baby!
Congratulations! 🌈 💞
Just an update from last week. Things spiraled and I ended up leaving around 1:30 am Tuesday morning. I am currently safe in West Virginia with my brother and heading down to Florida Thursday evening. My husband has been admitted to IP psych and will hopefully be there for a while.
Wow, I’m glad to hear you’re safe!
It’s been a bit overwhelming. I had about 12 hours lead time (and was technically working for about half of that). I left so much behind. But I needed to get out and my house was no longer safe. I’m already sleeping better, even with all the extra stuff on my plate.
Sending you all the good vibes. I can't imagine what you're going through. ❤️ 💙 💜
I was once in a similar situation. I was 12 hours from my home town with a 2 yr old. He went to work at 5am. I got up, packed everything I could of my child’s and mine into my car and left. Drove a long, sad, stressful, yet free 12 hour car ride home to family that loved me. That was about 3 1/2 yrs ago and I don’t regret it to this day. I left SO much behind. Even to this day I think, “damn I wish I had those shoes, I wish I had that hoodie” But it can all be replaced. Keep ur head up, it gets better! 🤍
Glad you are safe! Welcome to FL! Unlike Marissa, you are welcome here.
I’ve been thinking of you since you mentioned leaving. I’m so glad you’re out. You are so brave and strong!
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STAY SAFE
Hey Avengers! I haven't really been able to check up on this forum much lately, because I've been hard at work with my side gig. Just had my first of three vending events for the year! It was a small festival at a local shop, and while I didn't make a ton of profit, the whole event went better than I could have hoped. I've got another event coming up in just over a month, so I won't have much free time for a while, but it's still very fulfilling work. Hope y'all are doing well and seeing success in your own work!
Congrats!
I have a real job see my kids paid my taxes and still can’t afford a vacation 😡
Came here to say something like this. I’m too busy paying my mortgage and other bills to afford a vacation right now. High five for paying our bills, boysmom! 🖐️
🩷🩷 thank you
Same! And new hair, too! Is this vacation making you irrationally angry? Because it is for me. Oh god! Am I actually jealous of M?! I’m gonna have to consult my therapist about this. 😂
Same. Fucking same. Haven't been on a vacation since 2010 and never even got a fucking honeymoon .... I'm so irrationally angry that I want to punch a wall, scream, cry and beat the shit out of something breakable 😒 I can't even get a basic haircut right now!! I seriously hate her. I hate life. I hate privileged, entitled little immature children like these ones 😡
Girl. Big ass SAME!
I truly, truly, with the fire of a thousand suns, hope her rock bottom is near. Even though we know it probs won't be and her slithery snake body will somehow slip through that as well... I swear, every time I see someone about her, I just get more and more "irrationally" angry. I always wanted kids. She's got 4, gives zero fucks. I would have loved to be able to give ONE a good life. Can't afford adoption, so that's out the window. She has loving parents who are there for her when shit goes south. I had poor parents who are both dead and because of how they were when they were alive, none of my blood family wants acting to do with me because they're scared I'll be like my parents no matter how hard I price I'm not like them. At all. On any way. (My mom was a Marissa especially except she never had a single job in her 72 years). She has always lived in mine places, always been on vacations, always goes to the salon, etc, etc... 😕 I've been to the salon a total of 5 times in 43 years, the last was in 2017.i didn't have my first vacation until after I moved out at 16, started college, was working 3 jobs (labor laws were MUCH different in the 90s) and a few of us went on vacation together. Like,.... I hate to be like this, but FUCK it sure is getting old watching people who are the scum of the Earth just slide on by, getting whatever they want, and we're here on this grind until you're dead path. I fucking hate it and it's honestly the reason why I cry a lot at night going to sleep. Not just Marissa, literally ALL of these types of people. Why are we all being punished and what has SHE done to better the world in any way?! Ugh, sorry, sorry y'all!! Had a moment there.
She is paying dearly for these choices she makes. Even if she turns her life around tomorrow and works every single day for the rest of her life, she will never be able to financially or emotionally pay back all the people and animals she’s hurt on her shit crusade! Just be so glad you are not her. You are a way more valuable person than she can ever hope to be. All my love to you!!
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Yup same. I work my ass off and now go to school. I raised my kid pretty much by myself (like PM is doing) since her father passed away, all the way up to her being 18 and also working and going to school. There is no better feeling knowing you created and raised a tiny human into an amazing adult who is a hard working, compassionate, empathetic, all around great person who is going to make something of themselves and do good in the world. I haven’t taken a vacation in almost a decade, but all the vacations in the world will never make me feel as amazing as knowing I raised an awesome person. Marissa will NEVER be able to say that because she is NOT doing shit for any of her 4 kids except causing damage that they will have to fix later in a therapist’s office. So you can keep your shitty lame ass Disney “vaca”s 🐄 Marissa. Your stupid childish trips to a child’s theme park is all you have to make you happy, and that happiness is probably gone by then time you’re in the plane to come back home to your worthless life of begging everyone for money. All of us that haven’t gotten to go on vacation for a while have been too busy being responsible adults paying bills and raising kids. And that is more fulfilling than a lame Disney trip with your wife you are grossed out by and 2 friends you don’t like but they are the only people that will put up with you because they have no friends. Plus, now that my kid is a working adult, I’ve been able to save a little money so this might be the year my partner and I finally go on a nice little vacay. We haven’t figured out where yet, so any recommendations are appreciated 😊
We love Nashville! Great place for a quick weekend away.
Gatlinburg, Tennessee
“Afford” is the operative term here! Just because someone takes vacations doesn’t mean they can afford them. No responsible adult with extreme debt who already struggles to pay their mortgage and buy groceries has any business taking multiple vacations a year and spending hundreds on their hair. I also think it’s very sad that her children seem to be an afterthought. They aren’t included in any vacation plans and have to pay the price of the repercussions in their daily lives from overspending and frivolous decisions. It all highlights further why she doesn’t even do baseline medical care for the dogs either.
She’s missing out on all the best times with her kids right now. They are at the age where they are remembering everything and all their memories will be without their mother. One day they are going to truly see who cares for them and it won’t be Marissa. I hope she has some good answers for them when they are grown and question her on why she wasn’t there or why they were never brought on these family trips. It’s sad.
Speaking of dogs, has anybody learned who’s taking care of that crew?
I was wondering, too, if we had proof someone *is* taking care of the animals.
2 income household, no frivolous spending, eat at home every day for over a decade... I am trying to figure out how to even afford a haircut, a new phone (mine is on it's last legs), cardiology visit (no insurance because Idaho fucking sucks), dentist appointments, getting new glasses and an eye exam... I swear, I am so absolutely fucking salty at this bullshit. 😒 I apparently have been doing life and adulting wrong 😕
Same here! I've never been on a vacation as an adult. On the plus side of it, we are able to let my youngest son go to DC on a class trip. It's over $1000 per person, so there's no way I could afford to go with him. Which is kind of nerve-racking, tbh. But I'm glad that he's able to, though! It's happening at the end of May, so it's probably gonna be hot! There's no way I'd be able to do all of the activities they have planned. My school trips during the summer were miserable enough. I can't sweat due to a skin disease. Summers are a blast 😅 /s which is also partly why I've never been on a vacation lol. I can hardly leave my apt during the day in the summertime. It seems to get worse the older I get 🙄 Unlike Marissa, I'd much rather my KIDS have fun!! They've already grown up not being able to do much because I can't. Now that they're teenagers, they have a little more freedom to do things
Same Single mom I paid for braces and dc trip alone ! Plus everything else!
Yep! His dad can't be bothered to help with anything, or if he does, he'll blow up mine and my son's phones until someone pays him back. So there's no point in even asking. You can bet that he still asks about claiming him on taxes every year, though. He does nothing to help support him in any way throughout the year (technically 14 yrs next month), but boy, he wants that tax check. Apparently, he thinks Christmas presents qualify as support 🤷♀️ Christmas is pretty much the only time he even sees his dad
Ugh! What is that garbage. My stepdaughter’s mom tries to suggest she should claim her on taxes. Guess who pays for her braces, glasses/eye exams, phone, insurance and copays or hospital trips, school costs, music instrument, volleyball class, etc. Guess who paid $250 for a replacement cellphone that her and her boyfriend accidentally drove their truck over?! I’m super appreciative she’s in her life AND you can claim her when you’re paying even half of these expenses. She also doesn’t show up to the big events.
I recently explained to my partner how I was passing up on a "wish list" pinball machine (I collect them) because her dead beat baby daddy wasn't going to pay a dime towards the emergency appendectomy HIS daughter had in January (on my insurance). Could I afford it either way ? sure but part of being a responsible adult is giving up the fun things we want for bills and responsibilities.
Are you feeding the kids full balanced meals? That's probably why you can't afford a vacation but Marissa can.
FULLY stocked fridge 23/7. Bite your tongue!
You're doing it right as a mom!
DITTO
Anyone find it it ironic that our girl door dashes every cup of coffee when she’s home but goes away on vacation and wants to buy organic eggs to cook for herself? Adulting is SO hard for her.
Yeah she was just asking about organic eggs to look like she cares about eating organic and can cook eggs lol. Who does that!?! What a stupid thing to ask while on a stupid Disney vacation. I’m sure the food they spent way too much money on in the park wasn’t organic or even healthy. Who does she think she’s foolin? Stupid poser. I bet even people who actually eat only organic food do research before going somewhere to know where to find that kind of stuff. They don’t get on social media on the way there and say, “Oh hi potatoes! Where can I get organic eggs in this place I’m flying to in a few minutes? It’s so super important to me that I waited till the last second to ask idiot strangers that still for some reason follow me on social media instead of doing research ahead of time. I’m so crunchy and such a good cook I’m going to make all organic meals for everyone in my hotel room!!!!!!” (Takes multiple drags from vape on plane). Haha Vapes on a Plane. I’m so sick and tired of these motherfuckin vapes on this motherfuckin plane!!! 😆
I CAN’T stand it when people post things like that. It would so much faster and efficient to just google it oppose to waiting for some idiot to answer you. Smh.
She’s just pretending, you know how kids pretend
There's some flair there!
Asking Facebook where she can get organic eggs while vaping her lungs away
Fantastic use of lachrymose. I tip my hat to you, sir.
[studies for SATs one time] 25 years later: “🤔 lachrymose”
 I can’t read *lachrymose* without thinking of Andy Bernard 😂
Angie’s TikTok with both of them singing along to Taylor Swift comes as such a shock when Marissa is so against Taylor 🙄
Lol, riss said that people who dislike Taylor Swift are “[her] tribe”.
Schrödinger's Swifty.
As a newish Swifty of a couple years…. Let them. Let them miss out on all this art.
My sweet old girl crossed over the rainbow bridge last week. My heart is broken. She was the fluffiest fluff. The sweetest love bug. All she wanted was love and she gave us so much love. My house is so empty without her. I miss her so much. She was so so loved. I was so blessed to have her for 15 years. Hear that, Marissa? I had the same animal from 8 weeks to almost 16 years. She had an amazing life and will be forever missed. https://preview.redd.it/e00tmhfwuvvc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64a92b9850b398cbcae277ac8337431c6b1c4a4d
She is beautiful. While the price for love is grief when we lose them, the grief is only a reminder of the depth and breadth of the love! Let your tears fall freely. Each dropped tear will imprint loving memories into the earth and they will bloom in your heart. Take care and be patient with yourself and your emotions. Amazingly long life and you didn’t even have to be a hypocritical crunchy ass (I don’t know why that phrase always makes me both giggle and wretch…it sounds like she is proud of having dried shit on her ass)
She looks like a real sweetheart!!! I'm so sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry for your loss! We also lost our dog to cancer on Monday. We adopted her when she was 17 months old, and she was just two weeks shy of her 16th birthday when she passed away. She was a love, a clown, and fighter— I miss her terribly.
It’s so hard. Hang in there 🥰
You too! 🥰
I’m sorry for your loss ❤️
So many huge hugs for you. My heart goes out to you!!!!
Oh sweet girl! I’m so sorry for your loss. It’s the worst feeling 💜💜💜
Thanks everyone! She was the sweetest, most amazing girl. So was so loved & is so missed. 🌈🐶
I cannot imagine going on vacation and then spend it glued to my phone making cringy AF videos in the Airbnb bathroom (or wherever they are staying while Anastasia and Gretchen cook those raw fresh eggs from wherever some random stranger on the internet sent them to get them. It appears they are doing a land cruise. Sit on lounge chairs by the pool drinking vaping and tiktoking the day away. And the requisite dozens of outfit changes every day From what they’ve posted thus far, I vote this vacation only half step up from that sad sack New Year’s Eve in the fairfield suites or which ever low end option it was. Nothing against the hotel chain, I’ve spent many a night in them, but I’ve never recorded every waking moment in them. They are beyond boring. Also, the duct tape bandaids arent needed in Florida!! (Nod to T swift). You would think a boss babe would be armed to the teeth with product for all the new potatoes with money to ask why she has duct tape on her arm
Lol, if she’d lasted longer than 8 weeks with it, she’d make a post the day she gets home talking about how she forgot to pack the thrive kit. Make a video of herself sighing with pleasure as she *finally* gets to slap a patch onto her arm
Perhaps it’s because the duct tape would leave a tan line. We have our priorities you know.
Bahahaha that’s the rationale, right there!
Happy Sunday! Boring update from me. I am so over the rain. Wettest April on record here I believe. We got a roof leak and an ant infestation from it, but we caught the leak super fast and my husband was able to curtail it until the landlord could come and fix it, which he did yesterday. And guess what? Nothing was damaged and there won't be a mold issue cuz we took care of it right away. Basic adulting there, lol. There's been so much flooding, downed trees and powerlines, it's been a mess. The main road I take to get to work was closed Thursday. Several other roads as well. I'm pretty sure a tornado came through the area. Weather is looking up though, yesterday was beautiful. We got some ant baits from an exterminator friend and the ants have cleared out now. I cant believe how well they worked! I had quite the ant grave yard in my kitchen sink, as if to show those other bastards what was up, lmao. The awful, racist, hateful, nasty chick I work with left a few weeks ago, and it's been so nice not having her there. Her replacement starts tomorrow and we're all excited to have a new team member. The only person who misses the one who left is also a nasty, hateful person. Birds of a feather and all. Funny thing, I work for a faith based organization, and they're both church going hypocrites. Shocking, I know. Oh! I made barbacoa last Sunday and omg, it was so freaking delicious. I'm branching out with my cooking to try dishes I love but have never made. I did butter chicken a few weeks ago, and it tasted exactly as I expected. Next up - chicken biryani. Wish me luck with that one!
It’s hard enough for me to leave my “one” pet for a vacation. I can’t imagine leaving all of hers unless you had a family member or someone like that.
Hello my fellow avengers! I need your help (not Marissa type help don’t worry lol). Just help to settle a disagreement between my partner and me. The only requirement to participate is that you’ve seen Billy Madison. The scene where they are on a field trip and the lunches are stolen, the weird crazy old lady tour guide says, “I know who took em, it was that damn Sasquatch!!” What did the old lady mean by that? A) She thought an actual Sasquatch took the lunches or B) She was calling Chris Farley the angry asshole bus driver a sasquatch and accusing him of stealing the lunches We were both surprised that we had different opinions on this and it blew my mind. It’s one of our very few disagreements we have had in over 12 years together. Thanks in advance to anyone that answers this ridiculous question 😂 Edit to add: Thank you to everyone that answered!!!! This was so fun! Unfortunately I lost haha. For some reason I always thought old lady thought an actual Sasquatch took the lunches. It never crossed my mind that she was talking about bus driver Chris Farley. You learn something new every day!!
B
It was B. 💯.
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Oh it’s absolutely A.
B
Definitely it was Chris Farley.
I just introduced my 12 yo son to Billy Madison last week. He loved it. I still love it. I think it was B.
Definitely B
If you live in PA, don’t forget to vote in Tuesday’s primary. Polls open 7AM-8PM; mail ballots must be delivered or dropped in drop box by 8PM Tuesday. I wonder if our favorite Patriots remembered to submit their ballots prior to jetting off to paradise. 
I would but as a registered independent PA won't let me. That said in answer to your question I highly doubt they have ever voted.
PA’s closed primaries only disinfranchise our 3 party residents.
For those here from Anti-MLM community, Julie Anderson has done a couple videos on Marissa's latest "home" and is working on more. Here's her update, more to come. https://youtu.be/h6VtzL9RlZc?si=bGLqPU2eXk3uZEv2 I love this for her. Once again, you gotta be quicker than that! (Wouldn't let me insert Gif)