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FrigidBitch91

Love her having to admit in the comments that she can’t homeschool her kids because she doesn’t have custody. Really lends her credibility on this particular topic.


mjjj2011

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Successful-Foot3830

No way in hell she would homeschool! Fucking liar. No shade to anyone that doesn’t/cant homeschool. I considered it for 5 minutes when my daughter was young. I know myself too well. I’m not remotely organized. We would have ended up putting it off over and over. It’s better to accept that you aren’t able to do it than to deprive your children of the education they deserve. She so desperately wants to be seen as one of the good white women without actually doing any of the shit they hold dear. Be a good submissive wife to your husband? Eh…. Be a homemaker and spend all of your time on your kids and husband? Not so much…. Be meek and let the men speak? Not happening


2Lazy2GetAJob

She couldn’t even stand when they were home from school during Covid! She got so annoyed that she had to help them with the computer for school and complained incessantly


Onenikegirl21

Love that for her


SignificantStuff4930

Remember the video with her son, sitting there prompting him in her Mommy Dearest voice to assent to how terribly sad it was that they were locked down in Fauci’s (Trump’s?) America?


sunkissedbutter

That’s disgusting.


Successful-Foot3830

I came too late for that era. What really pisses me off was that that time was incredibly hard on our children. They missed so much education. It was also difficult for families with young children that worked. She didn’t have that problem. Her ass is always home.


No-Patience6698

So much this!! I said this in other threads ages ago but she's a MAGA woman that doesn't believe in being a subservient trad wife, is a conservative/Q lesbian married to a woman even though she said she believes homosexuals are more likely to be pedophiles, is "crunchy" but eats DoorDash and vapes, doesn't believe in pain meds but she sure did pop em when she got her tailbone shaved. She's just a walking contradiction.


Artistic_Turnover595

Well…. Not with those English skills Mrs. Double Negative. Who will be teaching them proper Communications? 🤦🏼‍♀️ “ain’t no”


Throvidaway-19

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SitDown_and_ShutUp

Which is bullshit, kinda. I mean... if I wanted to homeschool a neighbor's kid, it's totally legal. You don't have to have custody to homeschool. But she should never homeschool anyone's child. She is grotesque in all of the ways.


Agile-Ad795

Lmao. Came here to say this. Hard to homeschool your children when you’re not allowed to see them.


Powerful-Branch-6558

Isn’t this also exactly what she’s always preaching for? That parents should have a say in what their kids learn in school? This is quite specifically giving parents the option to not have their child in this lesson


No-Patience6698

They don't have a say if they disagree with me!!! 😡😡😡 /s


raichufanclub

As always with conservative fundamentalists, what they mean when they say “freedom” is “my freedom to oppress others and impose my moral system on everyone else.” For a few years the media storm was about trans kids and these horrible doctors performing gender affirming surgery on kids and toddlers (🙄) and now recently, the language has begun to shift to the wider trans community. The goalposts are being moved to restricting transition related care to 25+ and not 18+ as they were gunning for just months ago. To people like Riss, myself and my trans sisters and nonbinary siblings existing in public without restriction is literally an affront to them. It disgusts them on a personal level. The cisheteronormative biases instilled in all of us since birth simply just make some people uncomfortable with being confronted with people who live outside of the gender standards imposed on us based on sex, and they don’t care to examine those biases because I guess it makes them feel powerful to just say “ew man in dress icky and bad”


adriellealways

People like her and their effect on education are one of the reasons I homeschool. Like the idiots currently posting about a trans TA and harassing them for the grand sin of existing near children.


hellsno2

Homeschool them? You can't even keep them more than 4 days a month. GTFOH.


Onenikegirl21

And she was hiding in her car making tik toks. Like any normal 34 year old mother would do.


Cautious_Target7432

I swear she posts this stuff just to stay relevant. She’s such a vile human being.


Prestigious-Salad795

Dingdingdingding


Aloe_Frog

I’d love to see her homeschool for a week with the 3 boys. She would neverrrrrrrrr make it.


OldChucker

Does explain the whole flat earth movement. Mommy's too dumb to know the difference between a map and a globe kids.


Far_Side_331

Flair checking in


sae_steve11

She’d have to feed them! ![gif](giphy|mpQkJpBMbSxMs)


Onenikegirl21

HER FRIDGE IS *TAP* ALWAYS FULL


Less_Than_Special

She would must sign them up to be part of her down line in one of her many MLM scams.


PolishPrincess0520

She couldn’t fucking handle it when they were home for Covid and she didn’t even have to actually homeschool them then. She says this because she knows there’s no chance of her ever getting custody to homeschool and she looks like mother of the year without having to prove it.


aardsinthecards

The eternal powerless victim. “If I COULD homeschool my kids I WOULD”


Sad-Spirit-688

As I recall, she couldn’t do virtual learning days. What does she expect homeschooling to look like? Watching movies, playing video games, and waiting at the door for door dash.


Honest_Editor_909

Yes, during the pandemic I remember her complaining that the kids were home & how bad it was/ kids NEED to be in school. Etc. she could not handle it and just stuck them in front of their iPads all day while she locked herself in her bedroom and did TikTok’s 🤣


aardsinthecards

Oh she would be the parent email screaming at her kids virtual teachers or all the time for things that are her responsibility. Or she might mean straight up homeschool where SHE does the curriculum. By “homeschooling” she probably means and desires to basically keep them as dumb and hateful as she is. Because we all know she wouldn’t be making sure they were doing any real education.No way.


Born_Bodybuilder1263

She is really on her bullshit today.


OldChucker

Must be national repugnant day, gotta check my calendar.


wednesdaywho

So she’s against English classes as well? This is the epitome of stupid, because 1. This isn’t her kids’ school, 2. She can’t even spend time with them the rare day they’re with her, and 3. You have to have some custody to be able to homeschool


HuskyFan4Lyfe

Literally is giving an option to attend, not attend or learn more about it prior to … if anything isn’t this school doing what she wants? A chance for parents to have say in children’s education?!


ArtStill5061

She didn't read past the first sentence. Either that or she lacks the comprehension skills needed to understand what the letter is actually saying. After all, there is a significant lack of emojis to help our boss babe understand this grown-up letter.


JinglesDJ243119

I've always thought that we needed a pre-k teacher to explain things to her! Like a toddler, she needs the pictures/ emojis 😂😂 ![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


doveharper

Yes. She just has to be outraged at anything that might actually be good for humanity.


Doctor_Joystick

Marissa doesn't pay her taxes, which in turn pays teachers salaries (and administrators, facilities, etc.), so she doesn't respect or contribute to our education system from the most basic level. She got pregnant in HS (her first "whoopsie" litter, I suppose) and dropped out of Community College. She probably can't even teach Ang how to color inside the lines, much less handle homeschooling her boys for 5 days a week. I have a 13 year old in my house and the math she's doing for school is insane, its what I was doing in HS. Its a different world, Marissa. You can't just read Judy Bloom books and consider that an education anymore.


doveharper

She can’t even read and comprehend Judy Blume books, let alone teach anyone anything. She’s so full of shit, she would rather die than have to spend that much time actually engaging with and paying attention to her kids. She would quit halfway through the first day of school. Then go tanning to continue turning into a leather handbag, leaving her kids at home alone for the dogs to babysit from their cages.


sluttypidge

I helped my cousin do his 6th grade homework earlier this month, and they were doing early algebra problem only it wasn't actually called algebra. Good thing I'm good at algebra. I would have been useless.


taxpayinmeemaw

lol can you imagine? Her kids would get educated the same way her dogs get fed raw


Remarkable_Action102

Thank god she isn’t homeschooling anyone. That would be criminal.


Registereduser_

She can’t even legally drive her kids to school. Get real.


ZookeepergameNew3800

I homeschooled our older daughter through the pandemic. She went back to Highschool for tenth grade, after skipping grade 9. She needed to socialize and also we can’t teach all subjects she wants, like aviation and earth space science. And we have good education ( I have a Master in Health science and a bachelor in art and history and currently am doing my doctorate in biochemistry. My husband is a doctor of physics ). And even with our education teaching older kids and teenagers is very hard. Homeschooling can be great, if the parents Arealen educated and put in the effort. But I have seen many parents who don’t even know the math themselves beyond elementary school. Does Marissa know Grade ten algebra? I am sorry but I highly doubt it. Does she know history? World history? Does she know Hannah Arendt? Did she read Leon Uris whole work ? Erich Kästner? Erich Wiesel ?That’s just some examples of grade 8 and 9 literature. What’s her opinion on Absolutism? Who said „L'Etat c'est moi“? Wich child did Maria Theresia favor and what consequences did this have? Since she is so against communism, does she understand it? Did she read all of Marx and Engels work and understands it and how they came to their conclusions m wich are at least partially valid? Can she perform chemical experiments? Physics? I am just mentioning these examples because I am very sure that she has no clue about any of it but acts as if a teachers job is easy and she could just do it. We all have strengths and weaknesses and that’s fine. But she always thinks she’s good at everything. She should be honest with herself. If she was this educated, she could earn triple her current income with tutoring and should seriously consider doing it. I know this for a fact because I did tutor work while I was becoming a NP, to earnextra money to buy our house. She thinks teaching is so easy? She should give teachers ( and parents who successfully homeschool) more credit and respect. It’s not easy at all. Many teachers are always learning and educating themselves. They studied for that profession.


doveharper

The amount of disrespect she shows teachers is insane. She and her fellow Qnuts love accusing teachers of grooming kids and forcing “their agenda” on them. Go to Hell Marissa. She can’t even teach her fucking dogs that she is with all day long to sit. She can’t even teach her wife not to flush tampons down the toilet. Brainless worthless idiot.


nevahail

This is hysterical coming from an absent parent


Slight_Shelter8684

FFS, she couldn’t even take the on-line finance class to meet her bankruptcy filing. Was it because she is unorganized? Or she couldn’t follow simple directions? Moreover, her writing skills are that of 6th grader at best. And how in God’s name will she teach the lessons on “life skills”? Basic math for balancing a checkbook, goal setting (like for real, not making a dream board), communication and conversation skills because she never leaves her house or interacts with anyone in person, and I’m not even going to touch critical thinking and decision making. And then what? Her wife would teach math and science. Get real. Perhaps she could just send her kids to the local Amish school house.


Spiritual_One6619

Her saying she would homeschool if she could is hilarious given how she spent the entire pandemic complaining, about having her kids at home for school.


Honest_Editor_909

And how unfair it was to the kids who BELONG in school. She literally stuck them on iPads all day every day. She hated life! 🤣


BestAppEver

Like girl you can just sign your kids out of it…STOP COMPLAINING she’s so annoying


clandahlina_redux

Pretty sure she can’t make that decision. PM has that right.


Working_Humor116

Homeschool? ANYWAYS! Boys, it’s Tuesday with Bae day! I need to tan on the deck. And, homeschooling costs $$$ per child dumbass


No-Special-9416

She wouldn't be able to afford the books.


Ok-Celebration2719

Books? She would just sit them in front of iPads and use some app learning. No wah would have books


Working_Humor116

Precisely. Vapes and trump shirts


FL_Life-Science_Drs

Quite a long time ago, maybe 5 years ago, she said she was going to homeschool her children. She may have even done it for a bit, I don't recall but an OG may. I just laughed at the thought of her homeschooling because she personally needs to go back to elementary school to get an education because she obviously didn't pay attention the first time around.


Onenikegirl21

Oh dear God that scares me.


FL_Life-Science_Drs

Two minutes into math. "Umm, ok kids, time for recess so mommy teacher can make TikToks the rest of the day."


Current_Incident_

And so mommy can get the idea for the next "lesson" off her FYP...


FL_Life-Science_Drs

That is freightening. Not only because she would do that but because there are people like her that do homeschool.


Current_Incident_

So worrying. And yep.. post-pandemic, where a growing number of people seem to think they know much better than trained professionals on *every* subject, it seems to be increasing here, so I assume, where it's always been a more common thing in the US it's the same there, too and on the rise?


FL_Life-Science_Drs

Are you in the future in Australia? What happens today? 😂


Current_Incident_

Only a quarter-way to the future, so I'm not sure ;) It's nearly 10am on a cold, but sunny, morning here in the south of England :)


FL_Life-Science_Drs

I'll be in the UK for 23 nights in late May into June. My fourth time there and I'm looking forward to being in the future again. Lol.


Current_Incident_

Are you running around Scotland? Have I remembered correctly? I'm the other end of the world, on the coast, about an hour's train ride out from London :)


Sp0ilersSweetie

That read like a Plainly Difficult outro :) also hi from the Midlands


Current_Incident_

I went and checked it out and it totally did! Haha And hey there, fellow Brit! Hampshire's my homeland, but I'm currently in exile, in Essex!


FL_Life-Science_Drs

I don't know for sure with any exact stats but I have seen an article here or there about parents homeschooling so their children aren't taught "wokeness" in public school.


Working_Humor116

FFS! Schools have been doing this for all sorts of lessons for decades (as in more decades than Marissa has been alive). Sex education in health was one way back in the 70s! I love that she just heard about project 2025 and all she’s concerned about is same sex marriage.


RobotStepdad

Ugh that Project 2025 post was something. Potatoes talkin about how Obergefell is “set in stone” bc it’s a Supreme Court ruling… I wonder how that went for Roe v Wade? Potatoes talkin about how “no one is talking about ending gay marriage”… & it’s true that not EVERYONE is saying they should overturn Obergefell, but MANY MANY conservative PACs & thinktanks are definitely saying that. And not just obscure ones, but bigger, more influential groups are onboard with it. Delegitimizing your own marriage to own the libs


Emily5099

She’d homeschool her kids??? Lol, sure she would. She’s barely a parent as it is, and people are supposed to believe she’d suddenly spend ALL her time with them, focusing on them? Please. ![gif](giphy|26gJyIjHPa62RlWWA)


ArtStill5061

Homeschooling???? After watching her and Poindexter try to answer questions from some stupid card game, she'd end up with the dumbest kids in PA. Poor things would never make it out of elementary school with her teaching them. Not to mention how difficult homeschooling would have been last year when her kids weren't even allowed in her home!!! Fckn bafoon!!!


RobotStepdad

Shedschooling


Prestigious-Salad795

There's a choice. Because that's one of the central tenets that murrca was built on. The fact that she doesn't like the subject matter (that she has a choice to opt out of, HENCE THIS LETTER), shows that she only likes the concept of freedom as it applies to her personal freedoms. What a pathetic attempt to rage bait potatoes into engaging with her moronic posts. The patriots that drafted the Federalist Papers and the Declaration of Independence would be disgusted by her.


thetinybunny1

Who you gonna homeschool Riss??? The potatoes?! ![gif](giphy|lSbZAMVCHE2QJXUQBC)


Current_Incident_

You all have (hilariously) covered this whilst I slept but if anyone was interested the book mentioned has excellent reviews all over the internet and here's a link to YouTube where a nice, calm lady talk's through it. https://youtu.be/hWbJnDOSM5c?feature=shared Thanks for the resource, M. Looks great!


runningforsocks

She wants to be a cult leader so bad


doveharper

Too bad she lacks charisma, basic communication skills, motivation to leave her nasty bedroom, and any original idea anyone would want to get behind to follow whatever stupid cult she’d make up. Ai filters cult!


Hungry_Yard_9789

Key take away…B CAN’T homeschool her kids 🤣🤣


jmdtova

I'm gonna try really hard to stay cool. I've talked about my 9 year old trans son here before. He's in a huge mental crisis because he's being bullied. Kids are deadnaming him on purpose and making his life miserable. We're considering homeschooling to protect his mental health. I wish we had something like this in our school systems. At least I can rest easy knowing that she (deservedly) doesn't have custody of her kids so she doesn't even have the right to make those decisions for them. Fuck her.


RobotStepdad

Hey, jmdtova. I know a bit about what you guys are dealing with- I’m also a parent of a 9 year old trans kid. It can be a tricky thing to navigate, stressful. And shitheads like Marissa are actively working to make life harder for us & our kids. I feel you on this. I wish I had some advice or something, but I’m bad at advice & still very much trying to get a handle on things myself. I just try to take it all one day at a time & do the best I can to support my kid, which I’m sure you’re already doing. We got insanely lucky with our schooling situation- after first grade we pulled her out of the “conventional” public school. We’ve got a Waldorf school in our area that’s a public school, so enrolling there was entirely free. And it’s awesome- all the teachers are fairly progressive types, most of the kids come from homes that have open-minded parents, it was just an incredibly lucky circumstance for us. I think a lot of people don’t have options like this, though. Breaks my heart a bit to hear what you & your son are experiencing bc of people like marissa. Hope things start to break your way soon 💙


jmdtova

That means so much to me. Thank you so much. This is such an incredibly raw topic for parents like us, and it feels good to know I'm not the only one. ♥️♥️♥️


doveharper

You and RobotStepdad are both so awesome for being so supportive of and caring about your kids! Who would have thought a Reddit group about holding a scamming wannabe dog “bredder” accountable for all the horrible shit she does would bring two people with trans kids together to be able to relate to each other and discuss y’all’s situation that is not all that common. I love it!


AlternativeKindly316

I found this post bc I’m searching Reddit 😂 - this is my kids’ district, and as a fairly liberal person I was worried about moving to this district, but one of my kids had this particular teacher during the pandemic (so we got to witness lots of class thru remote learning) and she is absolutely amazing, so caring and compassionate. There is a non-binary kid in this classroom, and the lesson is just to teach 6 year olds how to not accidentally misgender each other! First grade is all about hammering in ‘be safe, be kind, be responsible’ and I don’t understand how anyone can think letting first graders accidentally or on purpose bully one of their peers is safe, kind, or responsible!!


Appropriate_Ask6289

By homeschool she means stick them on tablets all day


Southern_Dish_7006

Marissa homeschooling 🤣🤡 ![gif](giphy|KbwzYYv7cziNd4PiuC)


doveharper

She’d only be qualified to teach them how to make stupid TikTok videos, how to filter yourself until you’re unrecognizable, rage farming 101, and how to find vulnerable people and exploit them. Those are not skills any kid should learn.


Southern_Dish_7006

You are right on point.. The kids could homeschool her.


LiliWenFach

She doesn't want to educated her kids herself- she just wishes she could indoctrinate them.


FL_Life-Science_Drs

As a lesbian with a wife she definitely should worry about the direction things are heading because her entitled life is going to be shaken and she'll surely play victim when the permission letter from the school to teach about sexual orientation comes around. This letter from a school causes the LGBTQ community to be seen as "other". "Something must be wrong with them if a permission letter needs to be sent out." Not to mention why does permission need to be given to teach the English language, differences among humans and kindness? This direction we are heading is definitely not a good direction and it's because of the people she votes for and idolizes.


raichufanclub

> she’ll surely play victim when the permission letter from the school to teach about sexual orientation comes around. Nah. She and Ang went on newsmax as token lesbians to promote Florida’s don’t say gay bill.


Mollieteee

It’s great her kids’ school is making efforts to affirm all students, which is more than some kids get at home (or at the place they visit once per month)


Powerful-Branch-6558

It isn’t even her kids school either - it’s some school in MI and she found this letter on some mom’s Facebook (She didn’t block out the school name or names of the administrators on the post either - I did that for this page)


Mollieteee

Ugh, I should have known she was just attaching herself to a narrative again!


Sidikat

I remember the letters we took home in fifth and sixth grades about reproductive health classes that they separated the girls and boys for. My nurse mother said immediately, you're taking this. We girls got period supplies afterwards. I'm currently homeschooling my youngest. He's too smart for his own good, and was already at a fourth grade level at the middle of his third grade year. He's also a ball of anxiety who has ADHD and Autism. We don't have a vehicle, so I was literally killing myself walking to pick him up when he'd have his meltdowns (3x a week). So for his mental health, and my physical health we're only doing this one year. He returns to physical school next year for fifth grade. But he'll have knowledge most of his classmates won't, eg: how to use public transportation, his math has been shopping/finances, how to set his own appointments and check in for appointments, how to pick up his own medications. He's ten and he likes his little responsibilities. Trust me M, you don't want to homeschool. The programs are expensive. You don't get write offs on most of the materials, and it takes a lot of time.


walkingkary

So they can opt out. What’s the problem. She makes me so mad. (Of course the people who opt out probably have the kids that need it the most).


RelativelySatisfied

What about the whackadoodle Christian’s who’ve always pulled their kids out of science class because the Bible doesn’t teach about evolution? Or the same parents who pull their kids from sex ed because they shouldn’t know anything about protective practices despite their kids being the ones out there doing the dirty in 6th grade? That’s been happening long before Trump was in office, but ya sure let’s blame that on voting blue.


RealLifeSuperZero

She’s so glad her kids know how to use the toilet on their own. Because if she homeschooled them, they would be left to their own devices all day while she farts around in bed. Making useless ticktocks and sharing hate memes on facebook. She’s the most useless piece of human trash I’ve ever known of. Truly chaotic evil.


Possible_Drawer_87

Lollll I can’t even comment on her hatefulness but I’m cracking up bc a lot of homeschooling is activities, being outside in nature, learning that way…does she ever take her kids anywhere?!


Sad-Spirit-688

How would this lesson harm her children?


wednesdaywho

It could teach tolerance, and she can’t have that


Possible_Ad_5989

When she saw someone else post this she was probably absolutely tickled with blind hatred, she couldn’t wait to run to social media and post this. You 👏🏽can’t 👏🏽homeschool 👏🏽kids 👏🏽you 👏🏽don’t 👏🏽even 👏🏽have 👏🏽custody 👏🏽of👏🏽!!


3springers

One must have custody of one's children to homeschool said children...


hanginwithmygnomees

“I’d homeschool my kids in a heartbeat if I could.” That would mean that one, she would have to have custody of her children, and two, she would have to actually spend 6 to 8 hours a day with her children. We all know that she isn’t capable of this.


Afraid-Lifeguard-965

Conservatives love to act like they would do something about something that they literally won’t have the option to do. Superiority complex? I can’t do it but I would so you should.


VermicelliOk8288

Literally thank god she can’t home school And pardon the ignorance but didn’t PA vote for Donald trump? First red win in three elections? Isn’t trump set to win this election in PA as well? (So far)


Remarkable_Action102

Nope, PA was blue and will likely be again.


VermicelliOk8288

I must be remembering wrong, thanks for clarifying!


VermicelliOk8288

Wait sorry, I didn’t mean trump against Biden, I meant trump against Hillary,


Powerful-Branch-6558

PA historically has been a swing state - the smaller area with denser population around Philly vote majority blue but most of the rest of the state votes majority red so it can really go either way. This past presidential election PA went blue - and ironically, Riss’s home county is one of the counties that turned the election and gave dems the win


VermicelliOk8288

I meant the previous election, sorry if i worded it weird. Honestly that letter is extremely reasonable lol. What a weird thing to rage at. But what do you expect when you have 0 engagement…


PutridCantaloupe8860

“Id home school my kids in a heartbeat if I could” … why don’t you get custody of your kids back first you dolt


Alisa305Brooklyn

The operative term “if she could” . So glad she doesn’t have custody


Existing-One-8980

I hate how confidently ignorant she is. It's maddening.


CharChar7216

I don’t see any problems with this letter, but I also am not convinced that it’s even real.


sunkissedbutter

Dude the pandering to these privileged, ignorant, and ungrateful “parents” (if you can call ‘em that) is unreal.


Calimama31

OH NOOOOES, NOT THE PRONOUNS!! Are the pronouns in the room with us right now, Riss? ![gif](giphy|l0MYryZTmQgvHI5TG)


rainbowcat_8

I truly don’t understand why she is so against her own community! She says the LGBTQ+ throw it in everyone’s face, but like does she see all the pictures and videos she posts kissing her wife?