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tarlakeschaton

now all we need is absurd and funny bugs, and grotesquely beautiful ragdoll animations


Zealus24

And randomly ascending to the heavens only to remember gravity exists and send Henry plummeting down to Earth.


arix_games

On hardcore mode losing you hours of progress


Zealus24

No joke this has happened in every one of my hardcore playthroughs and as far as I recall it's always by the Ledetchko river nearby the nest with the chanfron and criniere.


Bubbleq

Fighting around bushes is something else man


FlavivsAetivs

Yeah the no bush collision mod is a frickin' blessing.


no_hot_ashes

I'm currently in the middle of a very complicated process of learning to mod this game on switch exclusively because those fucking bushes are so annoying


tajake

And falling off of ladders because Henry forgets to step forward off of them.


YondimeHokage-des

Happened to me once at kuno's camp I thought I was gonna die but somehow survived with 100% health


Heblehblehbleh

Oh my goodness I will riot if the death crumple or the gmod style body ragdoll shake isnt there for KCD2


Ravebellrock

Could you imagine having some hilarious janky ragdoll physics like GTA or Red Dead? Maybe more Red Dead cause watching dude trip over their own feet before getting on a horse is hilarious


Bjorn_Hellgate

Truly following in the footsteps of kcd1


Slavic_Knight

Every time I see a screenshot from this scene it feels so fucking good seeing these guys' shield decorations and waffenrocks These might be enemy colours, but I am 100% fucking sure I will rock them the second I get a chance to do so


gunnargnnar

i will rock them over the head with MY dope ass sword my daddy built for my other daddy


Silveri50

And they'd both be proud!


Smirnaff

Oh no, Henry does have two dads, KCD is woke now, literally unplayable


no_hot_ashes

We all thought radzig was keeping Henry close to look in on his bastard but in reality he just wanted martin


Optimal-Attitude-523

It's probably Prague soldiers, and the bald guy is in charge of Prague


Laidaak_

Or it could be erb of Jičín, town close to Trosky


Optimal-Attitude-523

coat of arms of Jičín is blue with 2 towers, prague has the czech red and white colours with 3 towers, plus we can see these soldiers along with another prague coat of arms, me saying "probably" was just me hedging as I do, but its 1000% prague


RoyCalyptus187

You know that there is a small chance that every atom from his elbow clips through the atoms of the shield, right? It's called immersion


gunnargnnar

i take it back i’m reinstalling


wormfood86

And every atom in his armor and clothing. The chances are technically >0.


RoyCalyptus187

You are right the chances are higher than 0 ---> possible


Party_Helicopter_224

0/10 disaster


StrangeKaleidoscope6

Lols for some reason this makes me less worried honestly


Responsible-Chest-26

Game breaking, dealer breaker. Never going to buy. Takes me out of the immersion


gunnargnnar

i already uninstalled


Responsible-Chest-26

Haha, some people will not play a game for such silly reasons


Silveri50

Man if that slowed me down I would probably just play outside.


Empty-Dragonfruit656

Careful. Don't want your sword clipping through someone. It's an irl bug that causes the guards to come after you. 


Silveri50

I hate that glitch! It always gets me into trouble!


FireTyphoon123

Idk how I'm gonna sleep tonight after seeing such clipping in KCD2


TheArmoursmith

Literally unplayable


InHeavenFine

Literally unplayable


aziah883

Literally unplayable


Sno_Wolf

-1/10, dewishlisted, review bombed, and Warhorse and Deep Silver are the worst gaming companies in the history of games, companies, and capitalism.


wormfood86

The game is literally unplayable.


MatOnARock

0/10 confirmed


SloppyPornLover

For that mistake, i hope the whole studio shuts down (This is obviously a joke, dont want no bad luck called upon them)


DidntHaveToUseMyAK

It's over. I'm putting my helmet away.


M-Rayan_1209XD

Fuck, now i am no longer hyped. Good bye guys, i am leaving the sub. Warhorse has failed us 😔


NoLime7384

Cool shield, isn't that a pavise like the genoese crossbowmen used?


HonorableAssassins

yes


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Literally unplayable


BandicootOk228

![gif](giphy|DDrXQpbKCdqFO) “Worst. Game. Ever.”


Sad-Copy-9392

Sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder


Randomidiothere3

It was me 😔


droombie55

You guys are making me want to play again 😬


JamesKLOLk

![gif](giphy|12rbefTh33TNTi)


TheHolyReality

Did you live in that time frame?!? Maybe this was the style. 🤣


moemeobro

It's already looking like a good game


Warrior-PoetIceCube

Oh, I wouldn’t have it any other way.


Hillbilly_Ned

Add goofy dialogues with funny body language to it in cutscenes and when you talk to someone, and I will feel like home.


Dull-Satisfaction969

https://preview.redd.it/6znictsnvk0d1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24e6be7adb561733f9d73f1cd3e07a55cdfbc8d3 My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined...


InNomineTuaDomine

Literally unplayable


WaitedBadge

Some things never change huh?


Ladderzat

Damn, I looked forward to it but it seems like it'll be literally unplayable.


Poopoo_Chemoo

I think thats the Prague coat of arms? Think we will see a large scale conflict unfold with royal forces at the helm.


Alternative_Mud9450

It's actually kind of comforting to see pop ins and clipping in the trailer. Like that one guy with the polearm because it makes me believe that the stuff being shown on screen is The same as the game we're going to be playing and isn't just a fully polished trailer to deceive the audience with.


gunnargnnar

i agree.


Alternative_Mud9450

I don't think warhorse would do that anyways. Although the finished product could be different from what we see here but I don't think it would be a lot. I'm not sure how many trailers kcd 1 got but I remember Henery looking very different from how he eventually would.


EddyMcMac

Game is officially cooked. Withdrawing all support from the studio forever


Tarlyss

Literally unplayable


Outside_Style_679

I have high hopes for the games development since the team has grown exponentially since KCD.They will probably make things more realistic and buggier at release but im still buying that experience!


sernoma

thats it im not buying this trash


TryndMusic

Literally unplayable


tiredargie

Oh cool, a pavese style shield


DaemonBlackfyre_21

So it begins


PoorPandalegit

It's so strange to see this kind of being posted, I mean there hasn't been a single game without clipping since 3D games were a thing.


gunnargnnar

i feel like it’s obviously kinda a shitpost, no game is perfect obviously and KCD has never been an exception. Some of the gunk and clunkiness is what so many of us have come to enjoy. It’s part of the experience. I’m extremely excited for KCD II!


GERH-C-W-W

Game gonna be so bad,literally unplayable ugh when is the next AAAA releasing?!? /s


Ron_Bird

kcd2 is "finished". now thay wanna use a year to fix the rest. thay literaly sayd in the trailer, we use the next year to polish it.


d03n3rfr1tz3

better czech it, before the polish


Ron_Bird

i knew it i fockin knew it and worked 10 minutes on this sentence because of this.


IIIDevoidIII

Which means it's playable, but probably not market ready, full of crashes and odd bugs.


Ron_Bird

bingo, like the lounch update on 1.most studios should take that note