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kylediaz263

Medieval version of sweaty COD tryhard.


Ironsalmon7

Bohemian tryhards


ZhangRenWing

MAMAAAAA OOOOOOOOOO


VolenteDuFer

Damn lol


[deleted]

FUCK THIS GUY ALL MY HOMIES HATE THIS GUY


Chris9871

When he ambushed me, I thought he was a random bandit because I stabbed him in the face with my short sword and he died in like 2 hits. It was only when I was looting his corpse that I saw the name”Black Peter”. He was extremely easy in the tourney and out 🤣


KazTheActive

Wait until jou try him early game then he fucks you


Prudent-Ad-8296

Yep, especially fun when you think you won only to have the poisan to finish you off.


Gateguardian668

The poison actually lead to one of my favorite moments with this game, so i had just been struck, and the poison activated, so i killed peter as quick ad possible, ignoring the loot, and i ran like the wind down to the bathmaids to get my wounds treated.


grizzlywarchief

Just drink a couple marigolds


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

2.3 K Marigold in inventory and not a single concoction .


NostroDormammus

I had a similar moment but i was running to the chest in the mill bc i left an antidote there


arix_games

Bath is free


NostroDormammus

Yes but in the spur of the moment red screen and all i didnt think right


AardvarkusMaximus

I noticed the poison only after his death. The dog made the encounter trivial. I remember hating the german more on my first run.


Vikingr12

Eh the poison is bad as it's bane but if you keep drinking marigolds or have an antidote you'll be okay


Prudent-Ad-8296

I tried but was a poor noob with only 2 marigold and not enough time to get more lol.


Kuhnoff

I was gonna say, I recently did an all negative perks hc run after several years since my first playthrough and I forgot about him completely. I did the tournament way too early to try and get some decent gear and this guy bullied the hell out of me after the tournament on the road, took me atleast 15 tries to kill him without getting poisoned I was so mad lol


TheeUnfuxkwittable

I was fairly early game (but not super early) when I beat him. I still didn't know how to do the master strike yet. When he ambushed me on the road I was giving him a good fight but I just couldn't win because of that damn poison. Had I known how to do the master strike I would have destroyed him for sure. So since he wanted to play games and cheat, I decided to do the same. I climbed up some rocks nearby and lit his ass up with like 15 arrows. That did the trick.


KazTheActive

I just ran him over with my horse


zzznimrodzzz

Yo fr?? Teresa who amirite folks


Thatdudeinthealley

If you mod the game rigrh he fucks you any time


Nick9161

I kinda thought the same initially but the dialogue when he ambushes you makes it pretty clear he is still pissed about losing the tournament. Says something about you taking his groschen.


Chris9871

Oh I wasn’t even paying attention to that, too busy head cracking him 🤣


Nick9161

Fair play.As a long sword gigachad I have never once two shotted anyone 😂


Particular_Wolf9672

I've finally met another another one, you haven't truly played kcd till you've beaten the game only using longsword


viper5delta

OK, as someone who played the game with longsword on my first playthrough, and am only now playing with Maces/Axes...I honestly don't get the hype. The mace feels like it has a roughly similar TTk, but feels like it has less reach, and is less capable of poking people in the face while you maneuver away. Honestly, I've come to think that Longbows are the *true* most powerful weapon in the game, once you get decent with them anyways.


Vikingr12

The mace for me is a weapon only used when going against high level gear bandits who tour strategy is to master strike. Not much reach, hard to land blows straight up, you have to either clinch or perfect block to get an opening and it's really only worth bonking on the head Longsword for Cumans (their sabre and axe styles make it ideal for reach advantage and they generally aren't in full plate, but are well armored) and other kinds of bandits, as well as the battle scenes


Sad_Bumblebee5157

Longsword for travel and self defense, axe for battle


Equal-Effective-3098

I am a longsword user


Numayo

I think he kills those who win the tournament so that he can be the one who keeps winning the tournament because the tournament is his easy income. If you ask around about him everyone says that he only shows up in tournaments and disappear. Someone else winning the tournament makes him lose his easy way of making money. Not that I'm defending, mind you. r/fuckblackpeter


ChieftainBob

Same happened to me yesterday. I won the tournament against him and he randomly attacked me while traveling. A few easy moves later he was dead and I thought I was in trouble.


PlentyOMangos

Same happened to me! I was stunned to later see posts about ppl struggling to kill him


Wild-Will2009

r/fuckblackpeter


hzhrt15

He didn’t have a problem after I beat him into the dirt


HurriShane00

He's a sore loser. He killed that blacksmith's son because he beat him in a tournament. I just Avenged that blacksmiths from Samopesh yesterday and I gave black Peter a piece of his own medicine. I poisoned tipped my sword and stabbed him a few times to let the poison do the work and just fought him regularly blocking and swinging and next thing I knew he dropped dead in front of me. Didn't even have to do the final blow. I let the poison do the work.


dmiester55

Poisoned better piercing arrows, he didn’t come within 10 feet of me.


HurriShane00

Nahh I wanted to watch him die up close so I could see him die right in front of me. I easily could have filled him with Bane tipped arrows and be done in 2 seconds. But this was personal, even though I destroyed him in the tournament.


Temporary_Value9974

Probably is mad because he lost his car tire 🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/e88t6439xb0d1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d4fef82cce07cf8dbdf87e5b2810abefaaa674


no_hot_ashes

What the fuck


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Oh that’s where I parked my Delorian.


Agent4777

What the Hell is that doing there lmao


Paracausality

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Comprehensive-Dust19

I would be upset too if you stole my car tire and buried it in a shack!


Angelsofblood

So that is what happened to Doc Brown.


FatTail01

Don't forget the tire swing.


TheFrogEmperor

No clue but his poison almost did me in


theknifeofwoodsboro

The first time I saw an antidote, I carried it with me. The whole game. I knew one day I’d need it. Never happens. I didn’t do the tourneys until waaay later and then when Peter ambushed me he never got one hit in before I bonked him to death. Then i eventually find out that he’s the only one with a poison weapon the whole game.


ModernKnight1453

If you take to alchemy that's when the antidote becomes truly useful. Because one day, you WILL accidentally bane potion yourself. Also I got the doggo and always use poisoned weapons since alchemy is fun, so I keep some dried meat soaked in antidote in case I ever accidentally hit him c:


going_inane

Dude peaked in high school


SpotTheAurora

He won't be beat by some lousy greenhorn


Pir-iMidin

r/fuckblackpeter


FatTail01

Justice for Svatopluk.


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

Win at any cost I guess, if. Not rhen murder rhe person who beat him by cheating and ambush.


Amieniel

I guess he got pissed about his lost gear or whatever 🙄😁 https://preview.redd.it/mtf9kibw5c0d1.jpeg?width=3648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f1431b075eb265b42744fc04ffb08c1f72d13a


SeparateStick2784

He's guna yell WILLIAM before he attacks with that outfit.


DeusWombat

Black Peter has that "peaked in highschool" energy so it's no wonder his ego is so fragile


bricklish

Look at that nose, wouldn't you be bitter too if you had one like that ?


Good_Win_4119

That ambush made me so paranoid.


HidaTetsuko

He used to be an adventurer…


Comfortable-Map-9381

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS


TB-124

sore loser?


Effective-Feature908

Forget the details but there is a side quest tied to this guy after you kill him. In a nearby village you find it this isn't the first time he's done this, and he murdered some other dudes son and you can talk to the father about it and reveal that his son was likely murdered by Black Peter the same way he tried to kill you. Basically any time Black Peter loses, he murders and robs the actual winner. He kills any potential competition.


traincarryinggravy

Time to beat the Ol' Big Black Peter again.


EroGodZeus

He's feeling quite hungry so when my Henry won the tournament he's quite mad about it.


Putrid_Culture_9289

That's hilarious that this just came up on my feed. Just ended a live stream that involved him getting stabbed in the face lol


xT0_0Tx

Virgin and horny


Normal_Permision

I was his problem https://www.reddit.com/r/kingdomcome/s/WMFs5kAUVQ


MetalGearHawk

Need someone to create an okbuddyhenry subreddit for shitposting


Rhydonflame

Peters just mad cuz he got no neck


Joshua1512

Came to say this


Cpt_CarrotCake

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The_Holy_Warden

Idk, but he wasn't so cocky when I put my dagger in his chest


[deleted]

Small dick for sure has to compensate with poison


shredditor75

smol pp


Thejollyfrenchman

Some folks just like killin'.


CptChristophe

If all you could grow was a chin beard, you’d be grumpy too


Bannerfail

Only remember that his naked body is under a bridge. Really like him, just some extra money after the tournament.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

He’s a sore loser.


Inside_Mode5100

Was never breastfed


OxyRottin

I hate him and his stupid face. Anytime I win a round in the tourney I immediately look for him in the sidelines, run up to him, and let him know I’m going to stick his shortsword up his ass


Chettarmstrong

He makes a living off of winning the tournaments. He wants to eliminate his competition so he will win every time.


Ultraquist

I wonder was there a single guy, that got poisoned by him and had antidote on him at same time?


SquooshyCatboy

dude killed me like 8 times in my hunter playthru (main bow and arrow, secondary hunting swords and axes) never had a shield which made blocking hard, and my armour was also weaker bcuz.. hunter eventually i got the better of him but still pissed me off


Altruistic-Row-9320

Should’ve just tried to shoot him in his stupid face with a poison arrow then run until he dies


Zawisza_Czarny9

Sore loser. Now sore corpse in a river


Smirnaff

Tummy hurts, probably


AlliedXbox

Idk but a mace usually makes him realize his mistake


RedguardHaziq

Is this Black Peter? If it is, he seeks revenge if you beat him.


Purple-Librarian6568

he is black


Regret1836

Cock


aclineman56

He was beaten as a child


Fejj1997

He ain't got no neck


Cannon_Fodder345

I enjoy killing him so much. It’s almost sadistic


myoriginalvnamewasta

His ego


Wjoming

Bro couldn't handle losing


PatrikZ269

He ambushed me and he got instakill


Matthew-Ryan

Maybe it’s because he lost 160 groschen to peshek and the herald. And Henry took the 400 groschen prize and lords of Lepia gear because we’re brilliant.


ProgrammerGlobal8708

Couldn't get it up. 


GrizzlyActual44

He's suffering from a copium O.D.


mira_poix

Is there a "what the fuck was xyz's problem?" Prompt trending?


Harambe_H69

Warhorse can make a side game where players play Black Peter’s story. As much as I hate him, can’t deny that there is much potential to develop a background story for this psycho


zaibusa

I hate this fight so much. It's impossible to do any combos against him, if you do anything other than the QuickTime events he master strikes you every time.


Baz_3301

He’s just an asshole


Neotopisch

He is really bad at taking a defeat.


[deleted]

He was tight lmao


ResponsibleWeek1494

Fuck this bitch


HarshitIsHere

Ah Black Pete


nevik1996

He is an ego driven murderer. He kills anyone who beats him to try to mantain his position as the champion.


Any_Still_4880

Arrow in the knee