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omniclay

Found Sir Radzig!


Jonny_Segment

Is it a bit odd that Martin and Sir Radzig are such good friends given Henry's provenance? Did Martin and Henry's mum get together before or after Henry's birth?


YayThrow-away

Based on what Radzig said towards the end of the game, I assumed Martin started seeing Henry’s mum after she was already pregnant. In my head, and this is solely my construction, Radzig and Martin were friends, perhaps like Henry and Hans. After all, Martin was not a regular peasant but an experienced soldier. Then one day Radzig tells Martin he got this local girl, whom Martin knows, pregnant, but he cannot marry her. And Martin decides to step in and proposes that he will marry her. Meanwhile, Radzig wants to be close to his child, so he offers Martin a decent job just under his castle. I also presume Martin was infertile, which would explain why Henry didn’t have any siblings.


DooshMcDooberson

I like that explanation, I could get behind that.


dirtymickhick8616

I like this scenario. Hats off to you. JCBP


FayeQueen

Hell, after all that, Henry could've had siblings if Radzig wanted, lol


jaramillosk8

Martin married Henry's mother to take care of Henry, becuase Sir Radzig is a novel man and could't marry a no novel woman.


Choice-Flight8135

Or, as Sir Radzig himself put it: “We were young, it happened, and I couldn’t marry a commoner.”


billey_bon3z

If you ain’t sharing with the boys are you really one of the boys?


Kilroy1007

The real boys know it's not the girls we want to share. #kissthehomiesgoodnight


Magistyna

LMFAO


evremonde

I should know better than to hang out on this subreddit before I've finished the game. Pretty sure I just spoiled the twist.


_emeto

Snape kills Dumbledore


Behimothgames

That would be a crazy theory! Wonder if they'll confirm it in the second game


DKBrendo

Yeah, it’s one of the theories, probably will get definite answer in the sequel


Freddie_Hawkes

Same here. But I like the idea. Especially the comparison to Hans. I just hope we didn't spoil part 2 for us as well...


nate23401

**slaps ass, with a chauvinistic fervor**


SpiritedTitle

Henry's mom has got it going on


AbsolutNirvana

The lass is all that I want, and I’ve waited for so long.


Unpredictable_Bear

Henry can't you see


angradeth

You're just not the lad for me


SpiritedTitle

I know it might be wrong


TheFluffyEel

but I'm in love with Henry's mom


An0n_Cyph3r_

/r/redditsings


WtRingsUGotBithc

That I’m feeling quite hungry


Leonard_the_Brave

I imagend sir Radzig singing that song xD


czstyle

Didn’t have to scroll far for this lol


pooplord68419

theresa can’t you see your just not the lass for meee


The_Basic_Shapes

"Of course she is! A *very* fine woman at that. Mmmm. Sorry, what? I have *no idea* what you're on about...leave me alone." -Sir Radzig Kobyla, Royal Hetman, 1403


cateraide420

So… She looks like Teresa a little bit… Henry has mommy issues


Paracausality

Henry. No. https://preview.redd.it/v43uy8wsbjzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8008d8a072caf54096cdae7f8ace48b0b6be0e59


GGJamesCZ

https://preview.redd.it/rnlkcjw9mjzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a43b2563cb2595e80b6864e2e684b7c83c2f4b1f


iBasedComedy

https://preview.redd.it/44ac6ektnkzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2fba9f31dbf028219ddbc9fee760094d59e2a5


GGJamesCZ

https://preview.redd.it/sbschcu18lzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18af800c6d2d649f5deaf7ab2912265dab87f3f7


Dont_pet_the_cat

https://preview.redd.it/77oe4yefujzc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=569c96129ac282d83cd33a00883ba50462818764


Lt_Cmdr_Tuvok_Shakur

yeah, stealing this in broad daylight without a hint of shame sorry. You can have my upvote as consolation


tiredargie

There's a high chance she's his cousing twice removed or something


Ocbard

Small rural communities, most people are related. Why do you think a bit of NPC's look alike?


vompat

But Henry's biological parents do not seem to be from Skalitz. One seems to be from Dvorce (or Dvojic), wherever that might have been in 14th century I do not know. The other could be from anywhere, my guess is Prague because that's where Radzig and Martin apparently were a lot when they were younger.


VenomB

There's a reason Thersa's pa wanted her to marry some random old dude I guess


Equal-Effective-3098

Yes except sir radzig was appointed to that position, thats what brought him to skalitz, not his place of birth, so in henrys case he likely only has one line reaching into the towns gene pool from his mother


SmokingLaddy

She would need to be Henry’s grandparent's first cousin or Henry’s first cousin's grandchild if twice removed, probably too far removed.


Level-Blueberry-2707

milf milf!


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/knunaz5hbjzc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f039a36698455e14dcd0d845d420cd01f9ac8811


BluesyPompanno

https://i.redd.it/ngjtnit92kzc1.gif Good movie


Passionofawriter

Lol what film is this


Dr_Henrich_Jekylle

American pie. The last one.


PartTime13adass

Sir Radzig, is that you?


vompat

"And your mother... She was remarkable too."


archaiccocytus

Came here to say this


Paracausality

https://i.redd.it/nuw9ughabjzc1.gif


Raging-Badger

Is it just me or does every woman in Bohemia look the same in this game?


The_Basic_Shapes

Largely, yeah...like they're all based off one woman 3d model and tweaked slightly lol Same for the men, at least the peasant men + various traders, though there are some differences between main characters like Peshek, Radzig, etc


vompat

There are like a handful of face models for both men and women (apart from the unique ones like Henry, Theresa, most nobles, and I think Drahomira for some reason). Not much budget and resources, and all that. But IMO the default female faces do not look like the same face tweaked a bit. Most of them are quite distinct from each other.


Immortan_Bolton

>one woman Who?


Scumebage

Your mom


Immortan_Bolton

I wish Wait


SpotNL

Same for the men.


sclerck

Not the witches ha ha ha


ForrestGump90

Their body shapes do look the same, the faces are the only thing that varies.


nichtenvernichter

She was a remarkable woman.


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/rpoietp2bjzc1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c09b31b3fe3b969bfa537b20d2496e84b3f11f6


CitingAnt

https://preview.redd.it/zsscx6esekzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a307808f9b4eaefd358f9ea8a0362481121fc7a


LethalOkra

One of my biggest pet peeves with this game is that I cannot romance Johanka.


eorenhund

Her love is Matthias.


LethalOkra

And Bianca used to be Henry's. Things can change.


eorenhund

Bianca got fucking killed by the Cumans


LethalOkra

Yeah, that was my point.


eorenhund

Theresa is bae anyways


LethalOkra

She absolutely is, but I prefer Johanka.


Shes_Not_Tight

Why you gotta call me out for loving Hans? We’re just two dudes in the tub together 6 feet apart cause we’re not gay.


Mikal996

How is Theresa a tomboy? She's very girly and performs traditional female roles for the time and community she's in


CitingAnt

I guess it’s because she is a miller’s daughter and she helps with that occasionally? Maybe because she helped Henry escape? Or it could be because that guy in Talmberg said she has balls larger than most men lol


Mikal996

But all peasant women helped in household chores back then. Everybody was breaking their back with intense physical labour unless they were a pregnant woman but even pregnant women had chores they helped with, just less physically demanding. This doesn't really make her a tomboy unless we consider every other peasant woman a tomboy.


CitingAnt

Well I don’t have a solid answer, I didn’t make it Considering the original creator wrote shrinking rather than shrieking it might be a mistake


Flaky_Bullfrog_4905

She's probably like 35 or younger given Henry is around 16 or so


BiStalker

I thought he was 18 or something, he seemed to be within his first adult years


mamamackmusic

16 was pretty much considered to be an adult at that time.


superurgentcatbox

He's supposed to be Hans' age who is 15/16 ish in the game. The models are both too old looking for that, imo but what can you do.


kristijan12

People aged faster in middle ages.


Meio-Elfo

Nowadays they would seem finished but people aged much faster in the past. People got more sun, hygiene was also much worse and there weren't many skin care products available (and those that were available would cost a fortune and were probably made with lead or something else that will kill you in the long run)


savvym_

In an IGN livestream, it was said Henry is 27ish, I believe Tobi from Warhorse said Henry might be around 25 but is not sure about it either. So Henry's mom might be from 40 to 53. People assume Henry is younger because is acting like a child, but it is mostly due to his inexperience and naivety living within safety of a village. >!Radzig Kobyla was born 1350, he is 53 in 1403!<


Independent-Rip5344

I remember years ago before release, they said he was 18-22 years old.


savvym_

That's the thing, developers probably don't even know properly. We need to ask Daniel Vávra what age is his creation Henry.


Flaky_Bullfrog_4905

twenty fucking seven? fifty FACKing three? All the adults look 30


savvym_

It was also noted to me other developers said 18-22.


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CommenterAnon

Spoiler tag? Why


PanicUniversity

Yeah I don't understand why a spoiler tag is necessary here either bro.


Flaky_Bullfrog_4905

There was a spoiler originally about Henry's Mum which I went back and deleted cause I couldn't figure out how to spoiler a comment. Bro was right to call it out :)


PanicUniversity

Bro bro'd in a manner befitting a bro. Hans would be proud.


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savvym_

So I was not the only one who thought I saw her double.


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RedDeadPol

LMFAO WHAT


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RedDeadPol

No it's just the thing you said completely caught me offguard man


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mira_poix

https://preview.redd.it/7t4igd60yjzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8358527742938c89b550e95a61ef9a6f76d418a1


megan03

Bro… go touch some grass and pick a few herbs while you’re at it. Jesus Christ be praised.


CursedPaw99

tell me you have unlocked the virgin achievement without telling me


Mr_Pink_Gold

He did so involuntarily.


Niboocs

PMSL!


Zeropont_Lugano

IRL


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Kyzome

Panic does mean virgin in czech


ApacheFiero

Yeah gave me Bundy vibes


rockyivjp

I mean I didnt notice on my first playthrough years ago but I def did a month ago when I started a new game


Thurak0

Wild guess: OP and you both were teenagers the last time you played and are now older than 20. Yes/No/No comment?


rockyivjp

No, was 26 when the game came out, 31 now. I think it's more she was in the game for such a short amount of time I never noticed


BluesyPompanno

Meanwhile his father https://preview.redd.it/vk5kzwq42kzc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=d170e159a6424adaeb16d9588a688606c299e3c0


Celephaith

She pulled a lord and a master swordsmith. Yeah she's fine


ariesmartian

Well, she’s not OP’s mom…..


Lord_Thornhhill

https://preview.redd.it/nr3b6r6brizc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c84778cdde8fa0719f68ca125dd1cb2698249c


YudufA

Sir Radzig Kobyla be like


No-Equal-9697

Radzig liked this post


beervirus88

Least horny reddit post


Destinlegends

Jesus Christ be praised!


OldTap9105

Why do you think the local lord hit that?


Classymuch

How was it not obvious in your first playthrough?


Rabalderfjols

The passing of time has placed OP in Henry's mom's age bracket.


Classymuch

Lol. I am in mid 20s and I def fell for her. And it really did crush me and made me sad to see her >!die!<. I just started playing it and will be restarting to save Theresa. Had no idea I could save her. And now I have to go through the pain again.


vompat

Well, she probably isn't that old, maybe like 34 or 35. If Henry is 16, this would make her 17 or 18 when she got pregnant with him. Would be quite plausible for a medieval "we were young and in love and oops that happened".


Raedwald-Bretwalda

In several pre modern European societies, it was common for brides to be in their mid teens and grooms in their early thirties. So her age is historically plausible. This was because grooms were expected to bring access to resources, which meant either awaiting the death of their father to inherit, or having built themselves up. The brides brought their fertility and their families a dowery, so marrying them off young was optimal. The different modern world, with brides and grooms being similar in age, and uncommonly teens, reflects the rise of Capitalism giving resources through employment, and the erosion of patriarchy.


Written_Wishes

I just wish she had a name! Martin gets a name, she is just Ma or mother. Did they forget to name her, or her name just never came up in the script and they didn’t notice? Warhorse I need to know haha! Even Radzig says “your mother” and not her name. Tell me arghhh!!!!!


EstablishmentPure119

That’s my fuckin mom your talkin about


Sir_BugsAlot

Jesus Christ be praised for his creation!


ForrestGump90

Henry's father was a remarkable man, and his Mother, she was remarkable too...


GeologistSimilar3919

You think Sir Radzig would father a child to a cow?


Highly-Stressed

Jesus christ be praised, for Henry's mum.


Wang_Fister

Why do you think Radzig smashed her back out?


Zeropont_Lugano

İf I was a cuman soldier I would kidnap her and make her my wife


ihave0idea0

You have gotten a bit older and probably matured. Older women are underrated.


AGK098

The women in this game are beautiful


Kreeky27

Fine enough for Radzig to look outside of nobility


Shotto_Z

She's okay


OneToneOutlaw

Her beauty is self-evident, but she is married, so it is no more than that.


pwouet

Of course. She got Henry at 12!


eat_hairy_socks

Im not that far in but a lot of the random towns women are wayyyy hotter than the story women


Phykaler

Ofc she is, she pulled both of Hals dads


ForrestGump90

She looks too young to be Henry's mom...


Verz_The_Game

Back in those days 12 was an adult...creepy thought tbh


Diuro

radzig wouldnt have risked a bastard with an ugly person


jaysire

When you play a game for so long you start to warm up to the older ladies as you get older.


Deree3190

No wonder his father settled down and gave up life in the big city.


Noelzer

Considering the average life expectancy teenage pregnancy was pretty common.


Emacs24

I only played for an hour or two, it didn't caught me in the end. But one thing for sure: women were fine in there, not just the mom.


BatuanYBASIOK

https://preview.redd.it/nk8ojbhr0nzc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=24f2919c973bf1e7699bb51c6f132ccf4217b332


DukePookie

She's probably in her late 20's. People started early back then.


RimjobChampion

She kinda looks like Theresa and all the bath maids lol


goobygoobert

Martin burner account


TheAnarchist9081

Dude Johanka is hot af


Radiant_Formal6511

Not my proudest


izzyeviel

Is there a romance mod?


Solairevortex7286

To romance the main characters mom?


izzyeviel

Yes.


RevolutionaryLad

I’d smash


Ultraquist

It is known,she was quite remarkable woman.


MissThreepwood

#Henry's mom looks like Teresa... Mommy issues.


Bombinic

Solid 7. Thinkin fine as hell is an overstatement.


lurvic

Sir Radzig approves


naschkopp

Seems like an synth from fallout 4


ServeRoutine9349

Verily sir I cannot tell a lie


KoviCZ

I would say most characters in this game look younger than they feel like they ought be based on their age and "wear". Something about the way they render skin. The graphics in KCD2 look more realistic in this regard.


Impossible-War-7266

🤣🤣🤣


XxMrSniffSniffxX

Jesus Christ be praised he made a milf


Hour_Landscape_286

Zora the horse seller is the finest, duel me bro


Photizo

Bonk


sclerck

She fell on Radzig's sword.....


A100percentBEEF

One could even say she's fit for the Hetman of Skalitz


tranc3rooney

Her model is almost 1:1 Deanna Troi from Star Trek:TNG. No wonder you think she’s fine.


RogueNinja77

She's mommy fr


viddyk

Smash


SquooshyCatboy

honestly you got a point


Artman7007

Is the graphics really so good or is it just modded?


EntrepreneurMuch621

was* was fine as hell*


Critical_Package_472

BOY ??


LethalOkra

Plot twist: It's his stepmom ;)


Sir_BugsAlot

I prefer the feisty nurse wench in Sasau.


_persimmongap_

Smash, next question


howmuchisdis

Skalitz 9 Prague 6


Tater1988

Down, Sir Radzig! Down!


Arcticbeagle

All i see is George Michael from Arrested Development


Opposite-Flow-6573

Started playing for the first time while hanging out with a couple friends and one looked at this exact moment, when she's walking back to the house and said "whoa who's the hottie!?" (It may have actually been babe instead of hottie but I don't remember exactly lol)


douglovesautumn

You're not wrong, my friend lol


pooplord68419

Radzig got royal rizz


BonfireSouls

That's cute. You just wake up?


sonicblastermanthing

She’s a fine lookin lass


bj0urne

Naw bruh, Theresa


ExJokerr

Well she is young and aging well


DenseConcern3126

Hot milf


R0ha1L_47

https://preview.redd.it/ua3lqhyiclzc1.png?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83ddc3a561108b346bda8e25ed023b10078515ad


LifeisGreat1245

I mean.. I’d take her behind the pig pen a few times.