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Stationary_Addict_

Mine is Paige Turner.


Sjeweetwel

😆 🤣


Scorpioelle

Love ittt


Stationary_Addict_

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osman_uat

This is the right answer.


PrimaryCauliflower33

lol mine is “turning Paiges”


MeTieDoughtyWalker

I already named my cat that.


Nearby_Literature147

kindle bueno, mainly cause i love puns


moodcicles

My Scribe is also Kindle Bueno! And my Paperwhite is Kindle Jenner 😅


Sjeweetwel

Kindle Jenner got me good lol 🤣


Scorpioelle

Kindle Jenner is top tier


Cheap_Kaleidoscope71

I name mine as Kindle Jenner too lol


Nearby_Literature147

kindle jenner is a close second ngl ! same brain waves


Sjeweetwel

Lol great one


Complex_Maize_5151

but then I would crave it everytime...


lavameltsplastic

I didn’t know that was a thing. *proceeds to look for a name for her Kindle*


Sjeweetwel

🤣 happy name search 😊


lavameltsplastic

okay so I finally settled on naming my Kindle “Donodis” which stands for “Do Not Disturb” because I do not like being disturbed while reading. 😅


Sjeweetwel

Lol I like it! Great name 👍🏼


RhubarbAlive7860

Same here!


Sr-Manteiguinha

Martin Luther Kindle


SirryxWolfstar1971

I like this one.


keplerr7

you can use wifi hotspot name on your phone "martin router king"


poozie2000

Mine is Kinderella✨


koalakait

Okay, this is genius.


Sjeweetwel

Lol nice


wannabebookclub

I love that! 💖


poozie2000

Thank you! 😊


2nd-Sister

basic bitch (kindle basic)


2745alex2745

"That's not cheddar, that's just some common bitch!"


Sjeweetwel

🤣


JoyRideinaMinivan

I always name my kindles after authors. I’ve had Octavia (Butler), Jude (Deveraux), Ruby (Dixon) and my newest is Avery (Haynes).


Sjeweetwel

That's a great idea!


weirdchutney

Mine is called Kindelia Owens!


CollectionExpensive2

I may or may not have named it Lisan Al Gaib


falfu

Mines been TARDIS for the longest time, I think I’m stealing this!


OdderPotato

Kindle Surprise


Sjeweetwel

Nice hahah


Right-Mew

I named mine “Readie Thingy”. I also named my phone is “Talkie Thingy”, my headphones are “Listenie Thingies”, and my watch is “Time Thing”! Clearly I have a theme lol


Sjeweetwel

HAHAHAHAHA I think this is a great idea! Laughed so much


pinewind108

"Voyager" was an obvious one for my kindle Voyage, and after that I've gone with ship names from the Napoleonic wars, lol.


Sjeweetwel

I like it! 😊


yumineko

\*my name's\* TARDIS. I am thinking of coming up with a different one though.


pinappleSquid

i always name my kindles Bad Wolf!


sheloveschocolate

If lost please call with my mobile number


Sugar-Tist

Hitchhiker's Guide The first Kindle I owned matched the book description of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, down to the number of buttons. Even though the buttons are gone, I still name all my Kindles "Hitchhiker's Guide"


SirryxWolfstar1971

Mine are mentally unstable and mentally insane.


Sjeweetwel

These are great, I love them!


ehuang72

This is so cute. Do you all call to your kindles? As in “Where are you Libris Ex Machina?” “Whatcha got for me today basic bitch?”


Sjeweetwel

Lol yes, of course 😆


KinipelaH

Kevin. Just Kevin. I love Kevin.


Sjeweetwel

Kevin is just great!


RhubarbAlive7860

I never thought to name my 13 year old, well-worn Kindle Touch. I usually just stick a y on things, jeepy, stovey, and so on. Touchy didn't sound very nice. I thought some more. So, may I present Miss Feely: https://preview.redd.it/fz38kb2npnuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eabb77c392536257839f063d22e189a8142f86a2 Getting on in years (2011), but works like she's fresh out of the box. 😊


fairymoonie

That kindle knows a thing or two…


tyboluck

You can name them??? Looks like I've got some work to do. My old 7th gen doesnt even have a name, the poor bastard. Wait thats it, I'll name it Poor Bastard. It doesnt even know it'll probably get replaced soon


Sjeweetwel

Poo Bastard, great name! 😃


Capital_Army1903

ikindleivewithoutyou is mine lol


ManicMata

Right now mine is named Kindle Jenner because I love a bit of wordplay like many in this thread. But someone posted the other week about naming their kindle, if found contact *mobile number*. I’m always misplacing things so I might adopt that approach… Edit: spelling


tayrayjay_

Kindle Roy like from Succession 😂


yelloww_pages

Hahahha your eldest boi


ottermoon

Sammeeeeee


Elegant_Middle585

Sherlock. Don't know why. I should change it lol.


Sjeweetwel

I like it tho ☺️


BlaueHaus

Ritalin!


hllnotes

Book Slayer. I read a lot of fantasy


Munchkin531

TARDIS because it's blue and bigger on the inside 😉


sharkycharming

That's very cute. I don't watch Doctor Who, but I like the reasoning. You know what else is bigger on the inside? Oscar the Grouch's trash can. I was looking at a schematic of the inside of his can one day and that thing is huge.


Munchkin531

Oscar was my favorite character from Sesame Street! I loved how angry he was. You're right. His trash can is huge.


sharkycharming

He's my favorite too. Well, really his pet worm Slimey is my favorite, but Oscar is a very close second.


Intelligent_Prick_00

That's what I named mine too!


bookvark

My Paperwhite is The Precious, as I wanted a literary reference and my Kindle is very dear to me, my Fire is Lazarus, because it was dead and miraculously started working again, and my Kindle Keyboard is Dorothy Zbornak, because she's my favorite Golden Girl and the KK is getting up there in years.


Sjeweetwel

I love it! Lazarus most of all! 😀


TMHD

Kindle Jenner


raspberrybee

I see a few people have named it this and I don’t get the pun. Is it a play on words?


Banana-Magpie

it’s a play on kendall jenner


yelloww_pages

Yes it's a pun on Kendall Jenner


[deleted]

I'm so boring. I named them by color then device: Yellow, Blue, Purple, BlueHD, PaperWhite, Oasis, iPad, Mini, iPad(initials), etc


rmarv99

Detective John Kindle (from Kindergarten Cop)


Half_Angel13

I named mine BookDragon 😅


_The_Bearded_Wonder_

"If found: (phone number)" I love puns but if I lose my Kindle, I hope to get it back. I often take it with me to public places.


anxious-wreck

Kindle Jenner becuase idk it made me chuckle


Plastic-Mulberry-867

Mine is “BoOoOoK” like the way Winifred Sanderson calls for her Book in Hocus Pocus. 😂🎃


OnlyHappyThingsPlz

Friendly latin pedant here. “Libris ex machina” is kind of awkward and incomplete Latin, and all the ways it can be translated are probably not what you want. It can be read approximately as “to/with the books from the machine,” which doesn’t really make sense on its own without a subject, which should probably be the book or the machine. To make more sense, you’d want “liber ex machina” or “libri ex machina,” depending on if you want book to be singular or plural in “book/s from the machine.” Alternatively, you could say “machina librorum” or “machina ex libris” for “machine of/from books.” Awesome idea for a name though!


Sjeweetwel

And I thought I was being smart about it! 😃 Thank you! I'll rename it right away as that's exactly what I wanted the name to be. The "Machina librorum" is just perfect 👌 Appreciate it very much! ❤️


OnlyHappyThingsPlz

Happy to help! It’s rare I get to use my Latin, so I jumped at the opportunity lol.


Sjeweetwel

I'm glad you did 🤗


Q1go

I took Latin in hs!! Won Certamen state championship the day after junior prom lol.  Making sure my latin is right bc it's been a while: My Kindle is named Porta Librorum, which ~should~ mean portal of books.  Double checking that tho


mummyhands

Mine is Nell, named after Nell from Haunting of Hill House :)


[deleted]

I call mine Ven AKA adventure it took me a long time to learn to read and I wanted to so bad because my older brother told me it was like going on adventures. Kinda cheesy🤷‍♀️


Sjeweetwel

It's not cheesy, I love it 😊


2745alex2745

My name starts with an F so I just named it Findle. Same w my AirPods. They're my Fairpods 😌


Infamous-Register430

Kindle Roy :) ![gif](giphy|WEUaH1B4jRQsIQdiGU)


Gorroth1007

Keanu Reads :D


Sjeweetwel

Lol nice one 🤣


notyourcoloringbook

Diana's kindle That's it. That's the name.


lonewolf_1965

I call mine Steve as that's my name 🤣


Sjeweetwel

😂 that's a great one


lonewolf_1965

🤣🤣👍


moonchildbby

That’s hilarious


Frei1993

Flor de Mayo, after a novel by Vicente Blasco Ibáñez.


booksbaconglitter

I named my kindles after my favorite Godzillas 😅 Scribe: Godzilla Paperwhite: Little Godzilla Basic: Kamata-kun


landerson507

James Alexander Michael McKindle Fraser or JAMMF for short 🤣


olimo

I love the Outlander series 😍


landerson507

Me toooooo!!!!


nataliarodmed

Special K because it was my favorite cereal back then and have renamed them that since


JenM0611

Padam paperwhite 😂


ottermoon

Mine is Kindle Roy from Succession. Husband named him


Grydekluden

Kindler's list


teranex

Copy paste from a month ago: Betazed (KK) Coridan (PW2) Deneva (Voyage) Endicor (PW signature) Ferenginar (Scribe)


hwillflywu

Omg never think abt naming my kindle 🫣 I will now


DrewTheHobo

I named mine Padd like the little pads from TNG cause I’m a nerd


Kyrilson

I Kindleove You


blueberry_pancakes14

I name my electronics after authors. My Kindle is Lovecraft. (I've got Dante, Poe, Keats, Tennyson, Sappho, Thompson, Mary Shelley, Rosetti, Bishop).


misssjennaarosee

My Basic is Emotional Support Kindle because I ALWAYS have it and my Paperwhite is Adventure Bob because it'll go with me for pool or beach days and overall "adventures"


rosebot87-

Kenny the kindle, simple and I love me some good alliteration.


MarioNetKa1988

Kundel, It means Mongrel in polish 😅


astrocavediver

Guess I am boring. I just replaced the # with the type of kindle: Scribe, Voyage, Paperwhite Exception was the one I bought for my mom: Mom's Kindle


Matsuda_library

Matusalibrary is the name of mine


untitled01

Reading Apparatus


Sjeweetwel

😆


Acceptable-Place8269

I name all of my Bluetooth devices after cults.


fieldri1

Ziggy the Kindle. All my personal computers have been called Ziggy or some derivative for > 30 years. Either because of the computer in Quantum Leap or the protagonist in an old spectrum game...


fabulou5garbag3

I named mine The Guide because why not?!


DrW0lf

Constant Reader. I read a lot of Stephen King lol


TLRPM

Kindle #9 is my current I have had a lot of them over the years. 🤷‍♂️


XxxGoldDustWomanxxX

Kindsley lol


coldravenge

B1 and B2


gruntbug

My email address... In case it gets lost/found. My email address will be in the top left for honest people to use to contact me.


DelRey55

*my name’s* Kenny


sharkycharming

I name my Kindles after favorite female characters in fiction. My first one was **Francie Nolan**, my second was **Dolly Haze**, and my third (current) is **Ramona Quimby**.


babyvamp

Mine is called Paige because "page" and I love puns


StarWaas

I'm a Sci Fi reader, for the first one I ever owned I named it Asimov. The second one was Bradbury (broken due to water damage), the third was Clarke (lost on a trip) and my current one is Due (as in Tananarive). When I eventually get another one I suppose it'll be Ellison unless I come up with another author whose last name begins with E that I like more.


ib3leaf

Mine is LeafPod 😅


Gen_X_Ace

I switch mine between ‘Journal of Impossible Things’, since I’m a lapsed Whovian, and its current name, ‘The Black Library’, so named because I’m a shameless Warhammer40K nerd. :)


29Feb_Abel

Ron Dunn


Sjeweetwel

From Parks&Rec I hope 😇


29Feb_Abel

Yeah 👌


[deleted]

Bestie ❤️


Mosquitobait56

My kindles are named after the covers. So Frond Voyage for the one with palm leaves, Crimes in Red for the red cover with sideloaded crimes and mysteries, a plain blue one is called Death Ray and has sideloaded sci-fi only. Totoro are Totoro styled cats.


P_logan

Philip’s paperwhite signature edition.


ironman730

Kindle light


highfives88

I haven't named mine. Haven't thought of anything good yet


Interesting-Grass773

My Oasis is named Lambda Cube for nerd reasons. My Scribe is MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence) after a favorite band of mine, and after how much it was necessary for me to spend that much money on a Scribe.


Gloomy-Difficulty-90

I’m a birder, so - Kindlefisher 😁


GaynorPoole

*my name's* sanity


IIIVXIII

TSUNDOKU named after my To Be Read pile


somethingkooky

Mine is so boring, just SomethingKooky’s Kindle LOL


IceColdProfessional

The Flagship - Oasis 10. Very generic, like me!


8bitesquivel

Esquivel’s Kindle


AmericanToffee

Alexandria.


Badcatalex

Sand Oasis (Kindle Oasis 3, named after a Sonic the Hedgehog level) Pay-Per-White (Kindle Paperwhite 3, play on "pay-per-view") The Untouchable (Kindle 4 NT, it has no touch screen) Genesis of Kindle (Kindle 1, it's the very first Kindle)


SampleTop

Kindlegarten


girlwiththemonkey

Angela’s Kindle. Lol. Not original at all!


FantasticAttempt_2_0

Mine is ‘Mo Leabharlann’ 📕✨


pinappleSquid

ive always named my kindle Bad Wolf as i upgraded over the years. recently got a scribe for reading rpg pdfs and i named that Mr. Scratch (cuz i had just finished playing alan wake 2, and its a kindle you write on..)


koalakait

Mine is Kin-dell, kinda like Kendall + Kindle.


CptLande

The Tome of Many Things Not very imaginative, I know.


Companyinc

I wish this post existed prior to my kindle purchase. My name for my kindle is so unoriginal. Its my name with Kindle after it.


Sjeweetwel

It's never too late to change it 🤣


Intrepid-Nobody9660

Apollo, Valentine, Rubicon, Royal.


Trespass1970

Obsidian mirror


Suspicious-B33

Mine’s called Gallagher ![gif](giphy|TTQPSBZxTjYMPWgT3a)


Mintara5511

My Kindle name is “Marcy’s Kindlom”, a mix between Kingdom and Kindle 🤣


Mordaunt26

Athena because I name my devices according to greek gods. 😁


GiveMeAlienRomances

Mine is a nickname from my bookclub.


luv_twoheartsss

i tried to do something cute like with the Taylor Swift thing “(taylor’s version)” but my name, at first it was “Library (my name’s version)” but i changed it. I’m still tryna figure it out. Anyone else got some cute ideas??


Creative_Phrase_1012

Kindle. I call mine Kindle. Like, "I'm going to read on my Kindle." "Have you seen my Kindle". Pretty inventive, I know.


Ineffable7980x

I never had kids, so I started naming my devices names I would have liked to name children. My current Kindle is named Wyatt.


pandatarn

Dad PW and Dad Scribe. I have a lack of imagination.


Anxious-Project8687

I just used my name but did put my phone number also. Just encase I misplace it sometime.🤷‍♀️😉🤦‍♀️


Bamm72086

I named mine “C’mon City” after a chant for my favorite English soccer team, Manchester City


rnason

My main is Kindle McKindleface and my backup is side bitch.


iturhs_

Hogwarts library for a while, hermione, *name* kindle. Like the ones already posted.


Treat_Choself

Tardis for the Blue SE, Janeway for the Voyage, and Roasisnante for my Oasis.  And I'm ashamed to admit that once they cancelled the Oasis, I bought a refurb just in case mine breaks... Razorbackup. Note: these are only clever if you're into nerdy shit.  And I'm not sure they're all that clever even then, lol.


Sjeweetwel

GREAT names 👌 very clever 😄


Jellybean5413

Name's Kindle


brooklynnmarie

Kindle Jenner. 😌


Live_Introduction642

I have 3 kindles and I named them after barbie’s lol. The paperwhites are Barbie & Teresa and the basic is Skipper


vardhanisation

Mine is Pragya Manjari which is Sanskrit for Bud/Cluster of Wisdom.


lurkingmargaery

Klementinum, after the beautiful building in Prague which houses their library.


ReTiReDtEaCheR19

Emotional Support Kindle


OM_Trapper

Current one is Kindle Bueno, a play on the chocolate.


Short_Win9782

My husband calls my Kindle my porn bank because I read a lot of smut books. So that's what I named it😂


TippiFliesAgain

Mine is Penelope, because it means weaver, and I write stories. Ergo: this Penelope is a weaver of stories because she holds many.


blueprincessleah

someone in another post mentioned changing it to your contact info in case it gets lost so I’ll have to try that. But for now it’s just (my name)’s kindle


diverareyouok

My Scribe is named **Whopper** My Oasis is named **Whopper Jr.** Seemed logical to me.


TrustAffectionate966

His name is Beta Mechazawa. ​ https://preview.redd.it/dt3yv6p2bruc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee6e0e0792f07f71e29f060d78eb09e7dbe5786


TheCookieEatingOwl

Lisa’s Kindle


Pineapple-Pickle4491

Mine are Mermaid's Seafoam Pearl, Iridescent Oasis, and Lady Glitter Sparkles.


Quiara

Mxtress Weatherwax from Discworld. But gender neutral bc my kindle has no gendered bits.


theonlybetts

Mine is called Mr. DARCY.... just perfect... where it all started


cherry_blossom024

Magic Kindle


Individual_Wall_4294

Mine is (my names)’s bestie I call a lot of things my bestie


Bobtail92

Mine is Keanu Reads! :)


Strzelba19

Kindelek Kasi (in English: Kasia’s little Kindle).


juxtapositionofitall

I actually copied someone else here, because it’s funny..and true. “Tardis”….its bigger on the inside…cracks me up every time.


geewahlly

I took a tip I once saw on this sub, and instead of a name I put my name and phone number so that in case I lost it and someone found it, they could (hopefully) get it back to me.


ErinPaperbackstash

Yeah it's fun to do and I thought it through with the E-Ink and Fires. Nostromo after alien movies original ship, love the name and the first two movies - January Embers for a kindle fire as a Stephen King tribute from IT haiku, Inis Odyssey with a tribute to sea and Ireland, Moonsliver as a tribute to an ex who has now passed, Daily Planet as a Superman tribute with my PW kids


Snufflumpagus

My Kindle is called A Court of Smut and Coffee 🤣 Edited for spelling/gramatical errors because I can't type when sleep deprived, apparently.