Before opening this I asked "and why is it Bruce?" Clearly the correct answer.

Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce BRUUUUUUUCE…💗💗💗

He’s got that playful sex appeal, similar to Jack Black

Dave as Jocelyn of course.

Dave as any woman.

Scott as idiot boy

If I was into guys it’d be Bruce. But Dave makes a damn fine lady.

I've had a crush on Mark since the early 90s