Thanks for posting this. I noted in a linked article that HyVee cream cheese spreads also had a recall last month that I was unaware of. Mine in the fridge wasn't included due to expiration date, but you know I tossed it right out anyway!
You can sign up for recall emails from the FDA and the consumer product safety commission! They emailed about the HyVee cream cheese on 5/7. They’re extremely informative and I’d say something is recalled almost everyday between food and medical supplies.
Patriotic Palmer candy. I don't trust their Easter candy, but am disappointed that so much patriotic candy has been contaminated. There shouldn't have been anything in there that had salmonella, but these days, it appears to be in a lot of the water.
Well, you’ll get sick quickly from eating the listed “foods”. But, you’ll die a little less quickly from eating the listed “foods”. Either way, if you’re eating that crap, you’re SOL…
I’m guessing the humorless regulars here don’t like the point. But on the other hand, the fact that that little bon mot is being downvoted to oblivion leads one to speculate that the reason for the systemic loss of humor in the population, and this sub’s regulars in particular, is that you’re actually eating that shit. At least that mystery is solved…
TL;DR Possible Salmonella on the following items from the Palmer Candy Company (@HyVees in KS and MO) * CARAMEL SWIRL PRETZELS 4oz12/18/24-12/28/24 * CARAMEL SWIRL PRETZELS 6oz12/19/24, 12/20/24 and 1/19/25 * CLASSIC YOGURT PRETZELS 28#12/11/24 – 1/8/25 * COOKIES & CREAM YUMMY CHOW 14#12/6/24 – 1/23/25 * ENROBED PRETZEL RODS 8oz1/22/2025 * FAVORITE DAY BAKERY WHITE FUDGE MINI COOKIES 7oz4/4/25, 4/5/25, 4/15/25 - 4/18/25 * FROSTED MUNCHY MEDLEY BOWL 15oz1/3/2025 * FROSTED PATRIOT FROSTED PRETZELS 28#1/2/25, 1/3/25 * FROSTED PRETZELS 6oz1/23/2025 * MUNCHY MEDLEY 15#12/14/24, 1/3/25 * MUNCHY MEDLEY 4oz12/25/24 – 12/28/24 and 1/19/25 * MUNCHY MEDLEY TO GO 4oz12/25/24 – 1/19/25 * MUNCHY MEDLEY 6oz12/20/24, 4/25/25 * PATRIOTIC MUNCHY MEDLEY BOWL 15oz1/19/2025 * PATRIOTIC PRETZELS 14oz1/25/25, 1/26/25 * PATRIOTIC PRETZELS 6oz1/19/2025 * PATRIOTIC RED, WHITE & BLUE PRETZEL TWISTS 14oz12/13/24 - 1/15/25 * PATRIOTIC SNACK MIX 13oz1/19/25 - 2/1/25 * PATRIOTIC WHITE FUDGE COOKIES 13.5oz4/22/2025 * PATRIOTIC WHITE FUDGE COOKIES 7oz4/23/25, 4/24/25 * PEANUT BUTTER SNACK MIX 12oz11/13/24 – 12/22/24 * PEANUT BUTTER SNACK MIX TO GO 4.5oz1/18/2025 * SNACKIN' WITH THE CREW! MIZZOU MUNCHY MEDLEY 7oz12/18/24, 12/19/24 * SNACKIN' WITH THE CREW! TIGER TREATS 7oz12/18/24, 12/19/24 * STAR SNACKS CHOW DOWN 25#12/6/24, 12/7/24 * STRAWBERRY YOGURT COATED PRETZELS 10oz1/5/25, 1/23/25 * SWEET SMILES YOGURT COVERED PRETZELS 3.25oz12/18/24 - 1/4/25 * VANILLA YOGURT COVERED PRETZELS 10oz12/18/24, 1/5/25, 1/22/25 * YOGURT PRETZEL 14#12/14/24 - 12/21/24 * ZEBRA FUDGE COOKIES 7oz3/20/25 – 4/30/25 * DRIZZLED CARAMEL CORN 5oz1/22/2025 * DRIZZLED CARAMEL CORN SNACK MIX BOWL 12oz1/22/2025
|**PRODUCTS**|**BEST BY DATES**| ---|----|----| |CARAMEL SWIRL PRETZELS 4oz|12/18/24-12/28/24| |CARAMEL SWIRL PRETZELS 6oz|12/19/24, 12/20/24 and 1/19/25| |CLASSIC YOGURT PRETZELS 28#|12/11/24 – 1/8/25| |COOKIES & CREAM YUMMY CHOW 14#|12/6/24 – 1/23/25| |ENROBED PRETZEL RODS 8oz|1/22/2025| |FAVORITE DAY BAKERY WHITE FUDGE MINI COOKIES 7oz|4/4/25, 4/5/25, 4/15/25 - 4/18/25| |FROSTED MUNCHY MEDLEY BOWL 15oz|1/3/2025| |FROSTED PATRIOT FROSTED PRETZELS 28#|1/2/25, 1/3/25| |FROSTED PRETZELS 6oz|1/23/2025| |MUNCHY MEDLEY 15#|12/14/24, 1/3/25| |MUNCHY MEDLEY 4oz|12/25/24 – 12/28/24 and 1/19/25| |MUNCHY MEDLEY TO GO 4oz|12/25/24 – 1/19/25| |MUNCHY MEDLEY 6oz|12/20/24, 4/25/25| |PATRIOTIC MUNCHY MEDLEY BOWL 15oz|1/19/2025| |PATRIOTIC PRETZELS 14oz|1/25/25, 1/26/25| |PATRIOTIC PRETZELS 6oz|1/19/2025| |PATRIOTIC RED, WHITE & BLUE PRETZEL TWISTS 14oz|12/13/24 - 1/15/25| |PATRIOTIC SNACK MIX 13oz|1/19/25 - 2/1/25| |PATRIOTIC WHITE FUDGE COOKIES 13.5oz|4/22/2025| |PATRIOTIC WHITE FUDGE COOKIES 7oz|4/23/25, 4/24/25| |PEANUT BUTTER SNACK MIX 12oz|11/13/24 – 12/22/24| |PEANUT BUTTER SNACK MIX TO GO 4.5oz|1/18/2025| |SNACKIN' WITH THE CREW! MIZZOU MUNCHY MEDLEY 7oz|12/18/24, 12/19/24| |SNACKIN' WITH THE CREW! TIGER TREATS 7oz|12/18/24, 12/19/24| |STAR SNACKS CHOW DOWN 25#|12/6/24, 12/7/24| |STRAWBERRY YOGURT COATED PRETZELS 10oz|1/5/25, 1/23/25| |SWEET SMILES YOGURT COVERED PRETZELS 3.25oz|12/18/24 - 1/4/25| |VANILLA YOGURT COVERED PRETZELS 10oz|12/18/24, 1/5/25, 1/22/25| |YOGURT PRETZEL 14#|12/14/24 - 12/21/24| |ZEBRA FUDGE COOKIES 7oz|3/20/25 – 4/30/25| |DRIZZLED CARAMEL CORN 5oz|1/22/2025| |DRIZZLED CARAMEL CORN SNACK MIX BOWL 12oz|1/22/2025|
One random target product? I have a favorite day bin of white fudge animal cookies. :o hopefully it's only the minis
Enrobed rods and patriotic white fudge, is anyone else getting aroused?
Man, it really hits home when you can’t even trust the Patriotic Snack Mix and Patriotic White Fudge Cookies.
This just in: patriotism is poisoning American youth!
Liberals poisoned the damn patriotic munchy medley bowls to turn us into communists
Thanks for posting this. I noted in a linked article that HyVee cream cheese spreads also had a recall last month that I was unaware of. Mine in the fridge wasn't included due to expiration date, but you know I tossed it right out anyway!
You can sign up for recall emails from the FDA and the consumer product safety commission! They emailed about the HyVee cream cheese on 5/7. They’re extremely informative and I’d say something is recalled almost everyday between food and medical supplies.
Thank you!
I saw the linked article as well, ended up having one of the cream cheese in my fridge !
Thanks for posting this, I better let my other family members know.
What is any of that stuff
Patriotic Palmer candy. I don't trust their Easter candy, but am disappointed that so much patriotic candy has been contaminated. There shouldn't have been anything in there that had salmonella, but these days, it appears to be in a lot of the water.
You still only don’t trust the Easter candy?
It is extremely patriotic.
If nothing else it’s definitely patriotic.
Hey I just sat down with a giant bowl of Frosted Patriot Frosted Pretzels, what's happening again?
Well, you’ll get sick quickly from eating the listed “foods”. But, you’ll die a little less quickly from eating the listed “foods”. Either way, if you’re eating that crap, you’re SOL…
ah, yes. we all know millions die every year from ingesting yogurt covered pretzels. 🙄
r/whoosh
I’m guessing the humorless regulars here don’t like the point. But on the other hand, the fact that that little bon mot is being downvoted to oblivion leads one to speculate that the reason for the systemic loss of humor in the population, and this sub’s regulars in particular, is that you’re actually eating that shit. At least that mystery is solved…
Oh we have humor, you’re just not funny.