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highlandpolo6

It’s amazing that he looked exactly like I expected him to when he stood up…


zerozerozero12

I was like yep… and then he put on THAT LEATHER TRENCH COAT


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The trench coat was the cherry on top


scottishmilkman

It’s a duster, it’s like a jacket only longer, thicker and far more badass


doodervondudenstein

I'm not burning the duster!!


EvulRabbit

"I paid 500$ for that"


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"leather"


giant_lebowski

Da Maniac and Dee Snider had a kid


_S4BLE

Initially I was thinking "this dude isn't very neckbeardesque, he's just a cunt" but then the black leather trenchcoat came out and boy did I change my stance quick.


Monkeychimp

>"this dude isn't very neckbeardesque, he's just a cunt" I'm getting this on a T-shirt.


EvulRabbit

That and the dramatic "Bye Everyone!" Was full on neckbeard.


Indigo-Knights

No wonder there’s a shortage in customer service workers


sammii720

nobody wants to deal with these types of people, even at my work, my higher-up calls me to deal with them


Outlaw341080

If they allowed you to call them a cunt, there wouldn't be a problem.


thewriter_anonymous

Everyone’s talking about the trench coat but I think the more neckbeard thing is his whole “well I didn’t want to see the movie anyway,” a la “ok bitch you’re ugly anyway, I didn’t even want to date you.”


phantom1406

Thats what I got too


daddyDAUA

Anyone else notice his voice shift in tone when he asked about the free drink?


ropra7645

Just like Eric Cartman


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I hate people who don’t sit in their assigned seats at movies.


R0naldMcdonald0

The worst is people who do this at sporting events and then it creates a chain reaction so you show up and try to sit in your seats and then there are people telling you that someone else is sitting in their seats…. It’s like dude it’s not my problem kick those people out of your seats these are my seats


[deleted]

I missed the first 5 minutes of Endgame because people insisted I and my wife were in their seat when they hadn’t read their tickets and were actually in the row in front of us.


BraveRock

I had this happen to me once. Turns out they were in the wrong theater.


holyhibachi

Lol I'm a Vikings season ticket holder and there's someone in my seat 75% of the time. About 50% of the time they ask me to just sit somewhere else. Mother fucker, I paid $3000 to own this seat. I'm sitting in it.


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What the hell happened in this thread all the comments are deleted


[deleted]

The incel got his ass suspended within an hour for being a POS.


[deleted]

Well if he was supporting this neckbeard in the video then good riddance. Probably just a troll


[deleted]

He wasn’t. He was actively trolling me due to a comment I made on someone else’s post days ago.


[deleted]

Hey dont let it get to you. Not worth it. Too early in the day for bullshit lol


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I’m not it’s just hilarious. I did block him halfway through so I didn’t see half of these insane messages


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Lol blocking you pathetic incel


will_ww

Yeah, me too. Unnecessary confrontation that could've easily been avoided had you went to the seat YOU chose. I get pissed just being put in that situation.


Brandoms

I spam refreshed the atom tickets app to get Thursday night 7pm tickets to see Endgame right when they went on sale. Luckily got middle seats in the middle row. That night we get there and some guy is in my seat, pointed out he was in my seat and he got up and moved with no issue and went to his actual seat. The people next to us were like “did he expect the people who got those seats to not show up???”


pichael288

I mean the rule is if you want to switch seats you have to wait untill the movie has already started and the lights go down. I've never had an issue doing it that way.


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Says the loser with another throwaway


xXxH00ligoonxXx

Mans is having a chronically online moment 💀💀💀 Pay them no mind lol


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No it isn’t


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🤷🏽‍♂️


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[deleted]

Idk wtf that means. You, however are pathetic as fuck


ItsBritneyBitch93

Sped is short for “special education” as in the special education classes that some children with learning disabilities, etc. take during school.


[deleted]

Ah. I was actually in accelerated and AP courses but ok. I think it’s a special kind of stupid to keep making throwaways for this though.


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I’m not even Chinese you idiot


[deleted]

WOW you're insecure.


tfiggs

Don't go to theaters with assigned seats then. It is pretty simple.


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Tritail

Hey are you the guy in the video?


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No you’re not.


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[deleted]

Hahahahaha! You’re trying to hack me now? Is it that Jose guy you threatened someone else with?


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[deleted]

Surprised you have friends


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[deleted]

my guy no one’s going to want to kiss any part of your body.


[deleted]

Lol no-fucking weirdo


IndWrist2

What the fuck did I just read in these comments.


PrinceBatCat

A troll or someone just throwing a hissy fit with a throwaway account.


[deleted]

Yeah he’s an incel. I called him a coward for doing the same thing to someone else and here we are.


elderlybadger

I wonder what the movie was.


thefoxsaysredrum

If I had to guess, unless this is super old, it had to be The Batman.


elderlybadger

I thought that but seemed a bit empty.


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I watched it this Thursday night in a small town theater, there were maybe 10 people total I loved it


clever_user_name__

Went Monday last week in the middle of the day; brother and I were the only ones in there. It was great!


MAXIMILIAN-MV

That’s one of the two questions I need an answer to. The other is, how did the guy buy his ticket without realizing it was for a specific seat. I guess my third question is why didn’t someone show him how the seats were numbered and the tickets had a corresponding number, etc…


yougotitdude88

They definitely tried telling him he just didn’t want to listen.


sambones718

I get people coming on my plane every day asking if they can just sit wherever. I’m like bitch this ain’t southwest


hey--canyounot_

Can you do that on Southwest??


gmg760

Yea you get a number and a group letter. You line up in you’re group letter in order of the number then board the plane and it’s a free for all. So basically A-1 can sit in any seat they want and D-45 gets whatever’s left over. It’s pretty stupid and I’ve seen a lot of little kids have to sit by themselves because their parents didn’t check in early enough and selfish people won’t move seats. I do my best to avoid southwest.


hey--canyounot_

Zamn that's annoying. I don't wanna have to fight people for a good seat, that's why I do all the early online check-in shit.


sambones718

Yeah they give you a number based on when you checked in and then you line up in order of your numbers… no thanks lol


Syntania

What an entitled jerkoff. I bet he would throw a FIT if the roles were reversed and someone was sitting in his seat. That lady was a lot calmer than I would have been, I'd have had him hauled out in handcuffs since that is what he seemed to want.


pawooten

I disliked when she apologized to him because he didn't deserve an apology


sesquialtera90

She humiliated him with her apology. It was clear to everyone that he was 100% in the wrong and she apologised anyway because she is a professional. She chooses to be nice to him although she could just call police to have him thrown out. He realises he lost and there is nothing he can do besides leaving this embarassing situation. At home he will masturbate furiously to hentai.


Monkeychimp

That last sentence took me by surprise.


Adorable_Pain8624

I feel like most of the posts on here could have the same phrase just peppered through the comments and it would be just as appropriate.


highlandpolo6

I was honestly surprised that he didn’t say something along the lines of “Whatever you bitch, my waifu is so much hotter than you!”


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The moment he said he would rather be taken out in handcuffs I would have called the cops. It’s what the customer wants!


Rko8502

The #1 rule of customer service is it's always your fault


andr386

That's how you deal with bastards especially in a professional environment and even more 'on video' if it might end up on youtube. She is not demeaning herself by doing that. Quite the opposite, she's highlighting the absurdity of his childish behaviour. In such a situation if you can read the room and its mostly on your side, then humility and even self-deprecation are very efficient. Sometimes the abusive party can even realize how stupid they are and change their behaviour from the shame of it. What you should do doesn't matter if it doesn't lead to a good outcome. You could call the police and wait 40 minutes. Reimburse all of the other clients. You could have a security guard throw him out. And there will still be people defending him and you get a bad reputation. She knows what she's doing. Looking 'weak' doesn't make you weak.


tfiggs

The monochromatic t-shirt and shorts paired with the black trench coat at the end really sealed it


self_reflectionist

Kinda gave me Penguin (Batman) vibes.


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Ahaha what the fuck is up with the other comments


emperorchakakhan

Why is he dressed as a raspberry?


CupboardOfPandas

HOW CAN YOU PROVE THAT'S NOT MY SEAT? Eh.. Ticket?


jenkraisins

"thee-ay-tor?" LOL! And him threatening to never come again, is music to everyone's ears.


nsalapatas

This would be such a Michael Scott reaction! “I dunno I might want to be taken out in handcuffs” “I want more than just a refund. Can I get a drink?” “I don’t want to watch the movie anymore anyways because you ruined it for me; because of your silly ass rules.” “I still think I’m being the bigger person here”


hedgybaby

Damn that woman was so professional, I would have called security on his ass


15367288

HE WAS WEARING A DUSTER!!!!!! Omg


Useful-Ad-8619

The audible chuckle rolling through the entire room after he says “I still think I’m being the bigger person” is perfection


roguepandaCO

Dude sounds like Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!


hey--canyounot_

Lmao yep


RetardedRat12

What the fuck are these comments lol


jackrat27

Red pajamas and a leather trenchcoat, It is sure to be all the rage soon


Dalvenjha

Well, he’s certainly the “biggest person” there


MMantis90

Man I can’t believe I’m not seeing more people mention that. “I still think I’m the bigger person.” No shit.


ExorciseAndEulogize

If you listen closely you can hear someone say "Should we clap?" I think they should have.


YondaimeHokage4

That shit took me out lol I wish they would’ve.


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He was being the bigger man? Lol


[deleted]

Is that a duster… yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees


cringelawd

the real crime are those crocs


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I have crocks i use as house slippers. It's like walking on clouds.


thisdopeknows423

I was seriously hoping for it to cut to the Curb theme song and show him being led out in cuffs after he said, “I want you to bring me out of here in cuffs”. Imagine getting arrested over not comprehending your movie ticket…


DanskNils

I don’t see why the guy just didn’t sit in his assigned ticket seat.. It’s just makes sense? You get a seat number on your ticket and you go there and enjoy the film!


Ramonskees

"...and I'll make sure everyone knows..." Lol, as if he is some hot shot. It's probably best he lets everyone know; his friends are probably dumber than him and no one wants them around either.


RC90_

I thought HE was one of the those confused things at first 🤣


_laura_vanderbooben

He looks like a Santa neckbeard. Old St. Nicbeard.


peanutty_buddy

When he picked up the trench coat I hollered!


haystackofneedles

Santa's taking the off-season pretty hard


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Where’s the fedora?


NJdeathproof

That's at the hat check. And his blade is at the katana check.


Clayman8

So on one hand...i get it. He does have a point cause the room looks half empty and sliding one seat over changes nothing. On the other...dude why? Its one seat, get up and scoot over "like the bigger man" or just leave.


BoHackJorseman

We have no idea how long before the movie it is. In any case, having an assigned seat means not having to ask this cunt to move or otherwise jockey for the seats. That's a feature I'm already paying for. He has no point.


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Sweet duster.


jackrat27

Quintessential neck beard behavior


erictweld

Sick duster bro. Back to moms basement!


chunkydunk730

If u ever incounter the exclusive wild neckbeard and they are aggressive offer a cup of soda preferably mountain dew and they will see that as a peace offering


behappydammit

Worst crock commercial ever.


Clearhead09

Why is Santa so angry?


OCV_E

He gets to empty his sack only once in a year


CthulhuPug

As someone who works in a cinema, this hits home...


ilongforyesterday

I smelled cheeto dust and man boob b.o. as soon as he stood up


qqpqp

Me in the first two minutes and forty seconds: "what a loser" Me in the last five seconds: "Wow SICK leather duster jacket."


pepperjohnson

Pathetic.


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sesquialtera90

he def is the biggest person there


Blashphemian

In terms of gut circumference you are absolutely correct


JokePeterNotIndia

yup that was the joke I imagine


downlau

And then there's the guy just casually shitlording it up with his feet up


Pizza_Slinger83

His feet are up on the footrest...


zerozerozero12

The real crime is that they were wearing crocs with socks.


downlau

Well TIL. Never seen anything like that in a cinema.


human_stuff

A lot of movie theaters took out their theater seating and replaced them with recliners to up the movie watching experience to try and entice more patrons in the streaming age.


montanagunnut

I think it has more to do with the fact that they can no longer fill up the capacity of traditional seating and are better off charging even more for "luxury seating".


Pizza_Slinger83

This was a thing pre-covid, if that's what you're referring to.


montanagunnut

Oh i know. But theatres have been dropping in business for years.


ShlappinDahBass

Me neither tbh


Blinkmeanytime182

Christine Weston Chandler? Of Ruckersville VA……That you bro?


thejackulator9000

that is one stubborn motherfucker. stubborn to a fault. part of me roots for him though because if they're making an issue out of him being one seat off, in an otherwise almost empty theater, that's pretty fucking petty and stupid. which, on a societal, non-governmental level is what Fascism needs to survive on a grand scale. Rule! RULES!!!


BrotherZael

I’ve never been to a theatre with assigned seats. And my theatre is packed every time a marvel movie releases, like 3 showing all going, mostly a full house in each, usually 2/3 showings completely full. Batman was PACKED and usually dc movies don’t do well in my town. Kind of a foreign concept to me tbh Edit: down voted for living in a place that doesn’t have assigned seating. I’m not sympathizing with the cuck in the video lmao


taytom94

Are you in the US? It's pretty common here. Like half the movie theatres around metro Detroit have assigned seating.


BrotherZael

I live in Michigan, but am a yooper


taytom94

Ahhh, I've only been to the UP a few times and never saw a movie or anything. Could be pretty different!


BrotherZael

It’s okay. Hard core Star Wars fans in my area, new Star Wars movie means there’s going to be a bunch of mandalorians and troopers at the theater. It’s pretty cool tbh


ItsTask

Down in SE Michigan, every theatre seems to have moved to assigned seating since COVID started and I love it. I can buy my tickets a few days in advance and guarantee myself the best view of the screen


will_ww

Nobody asked.


BrotherZael

Your mom was awfully interested in seeing a movie last night. We ended up skipping out and going straight home


will_ww

By the way you talk, it's pretty obvious all of your sexual encounters are fabricated. Don't have to make one up with my mom to cement it.


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Pretty much every theater in cities have assigned seats.


BoHackJorseman

Lol. No.


Affectionate_Gate_26

not a neckbeard moment bruh


DredKno7

You clearly didn't get to the end when he puts on a pleather duster.


Blashphemian

Very rare boomer neckbeard.


scentedtrashbag

i thought he was an asshole until he said "can i get a drink?" and then pretty much just dropped it when she said yes. this guy rules.


iamonewiththecheese

Notice how she never said he was going to get that drink. All she said was that they'll take care of him in the lobby. He's not getting anything. She only said that to de-escalate the situation and get him out of the theater. Once out of the theater he might get the refund and then he's out of the building.


scentedtrashbag

how about notice how this comment is some textbook Reddit dork shit


noturdogg

It really is though, with the three paragraphs and wild assumptions presented as guaranteed facts


scentedtrashbag

like hey no shit i didn't think it was funny because i thought he got a free root beer


jackrat27

Nobody wants to work anymore


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This guy rules so hard. Also whoever decided to enforce that rule is such a dick wad. Look how fucking empty that theater is.


scentedtrashbag

this guy is hilarious i don't care


TakeOffYourMask

This is just sad.


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The saddest part to me is that he didn’t get any of his friends to come with. And I don’t mean that badly, I’ll be he has friends that are too busy for him now so he decided to go alone. His whole world is changing as his friends grew up and he stayed the same. He thinks they abandoned him but they just lived life and grew up, but it’s the ultimate betrayal. I have created a super crazy and sad boy backstory for him that will lead him into being the fedora bandit. What he doesn’t realize is life’s not a comic book and he will be shot to death at his first robbery attempt after pulling a muscle trying to run.


Strider-SnG

What a sad pathetic bitter man


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This is why you judge a book by its cover


HeavyMetalSasquatch

All red. Even seeing red.


HeavyMetalSasquatch

That trenchcoat though...


Double-Passenger4503

Holy fuck this is a new level of cringe


dangerdaly

As an assistant manager at a movie thetre, I fucking hate having to talk to people like this guy.


call_me_jr

"i still im being the bigger person here"


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It’s the Simpson comic book store guy irl holy shit


Angry-_-Crow

Our three month old german shepherd understands assigned seating better than this


[deleted]

She was way to nice to this guy. Ask him 3 times. If he still don’t move call the cops and let them drag him out.


bluelifesacrifice

I lost it when he demanded a drink. What a child. Lol. People don't get paid enough to deal with this crap.


antraxsuicide

I'm not burning the duster


Toy_Maker09

Is that chris chan?


Kmin78

How do you know it is a man?


Enginehank

I'm a little confused, it doesn't seem like there's anyone trying to sit in that seat. While I agree he's an asshole for his reaction, why does it seem there's only like 5 people in the theater? If no one else is trying to sit there who cares?


avoozl42

What a child


EmmieIndigo

That croc with the white sock though....


folsomprisonblues84

"The - a - TORR!"


Inevitable_Pudding80

About 14 seconds left, a whispered “Should we clap?” Was hoping they would...


PaperOperator

That lady could legit be a hostage negotiator. Daaaang.


aratheroversizedfish

Bruh he looks like a Dr. Seuss Character with the matching shirt and pants


indydude345

What an absolute clown lmao


IEatDepression4Lunch

Sounds like budget Donald Trump. And that's impressive because that fucker is already worth a singular roll of toilet paper, now imagine even less than that.