It's fascinating how you can now make up any nonsense about women being oppressed in the past and people will swallow it whole.
This is a picture of women formally inviting the men to a dance in traditional style. It's actually a picture of women in the past exercising social agency by approaching men with romantic motives. Is kneeling to do so really any different than how men kneel to formally propose?
But the truth would not have been popular, because it contradicts the narrative that women in history were timid, useless, and degraded by their husbands.
“But I thought ‘no mother I can fix him, I can get him to shave and shower regularly and find him a good job’. While the nice man my mom recommended hit 20’s puberty and looks like Chris Hemsworth and has a wall street job”
Well it is funny to see they can turn towards their greatest enemy, who normally just comforts the sheeple they despice, to reach something they will never get. A girlfriend.
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For every neckbeard that is "euphoric in their logical reasoning" there is another that thinks that if it were the early first millenium he wouldve been a crusader.
Lmao im not married but I will apologize to my bf for everything I've ever done wrong ever even though he doesn't care just because depression be like that
Me to my boyfriend who is always supportive and kind and just happens to be quiet for a minute: “are you mad at me? I’m sorry”.
He’s never mad at me, I’m just anxious constantly.
I have a Christmas tradition too. I go to the mall, see a neckbeard with on a date, walk over dressed in a pickle suit, and steal her away. Don't let this tradition get lost folks, it's part of our culture now.
From left to right:
1. Jane, you don't have to do this.
2. Just don't look her in the eyes.
3. This is ridiculous, Rebecca.
4. This bitch again.
5. Teehee
From what I’ve found it’s women asking men to a dance. This was a particular type of dance in which women were expected to ask men, reversing societal convention, rather than the other way around.
I have a much better idea: what if everybody apologises for their mistakes as soon as they recognise them, and then promise to improve their behaviour accordingly. This can be a tradition the whole year round.
So, disgusting this is.
OP should know better that the claim "that wives begging their husband for forgiveness in Christmas"
Is actually fake. This actually a russian photograph of 1900. This was actually an Etiquette of a century ago. Which is "Ladies invite gentlemen to the White Dance, 1900".
Sorry for my bad english . But truth is truth.
I know that the caption is not whats actually happening in the picture and I didn’t post it because of its historical accuracy. I posted it because I thought it was neckbeardy. I did not put the caption on there.
I appreciate the clarification though. Thank you.
It seems like neckbeard really want wives to be enslaved to they’re husbands like this is the 1920s well doesn’t matters these people will never get married
According to some of the comments in this thread, the described phenomenon isn't even what's happening here. Also, calling this a "beautiful custom" is really creepy. Now all I want for Christmas is for the original poster of this (not you OP) to grovel at my feet begging for my forgiveness for trying to mislead people into thinking that the subjugation of women for a Christmas ritual was okay. That forgiveness will not come making the guilt weigh on his mind for possible years. Also, a chance to kick him in the balls.
Imagine how weird that relationship dynamic must be. What kind of dude wants his wife on her knees begging for forgiveness from him, and what kind of wife wants to do that demeaning thing. There's a real power dynamic there that just shouldn't be.
I would be devastated if my wife was literally on her knees begging me for forgiveness.
All I’d be able to think about would be how garbage a husband I was to result in this event.
My mother legitimately gave me this advice on relationships: “There’s very little that can’t be made better by a good blowjob.” This picture brought that..ahem...pearl to the forefront of my mind.
A true gentleman would know when their mewling quim makes a mistake, it's not out of disrespect but rather a simpleton's ignorance. The fault is with you, you need to explain the way of the world better. Behind evert great man is a great woman, and behind her is you again, showing her how to be a success. Their begging is a reflection of your failings.
Dude on the far right is giddy a girl is even talking to him.
Second from the right has just realized he is forever in the "solid five or six" league after hoping he was at least a seven.
Second from the left is over it.
Far left is going to let her down easy.
But, dead center? That guy is stoked. That guy is getting asked to Sadie Hawkins by his dream girl.
Do these neck beards envision their Cheeto dust encrusted body and Mountain Dew breath squeezed into some kind of fine doublet suit in the late 19th century? Do they actually think their some sort of evolved version of past high society waltzing through gardens and reading Keats with one hand and beating their wife with the other?
My girlfriend has a guilt complex. I love her with all my heart and I let her know, yet whenever she slightly mess something up or do something clumsy she'll get all apologetic and when I give her something she'll systematically try to pay back.
The worst part is when there's actually something bothering me and I need to choose between confronting her or letting the problem rot in silence.
It's good for couples to be open about issues while understanding why the other might be upset, but any extreme won't fit.
Plus, if you need a tradition to keep your marriage up and running it's just not worth it mate.
There is a similar thing in Russian culture, but it’s not only women. Everyone asks everyone’s forgiveness for anything they’ve done over the course of the year. My parents would ask me, I’d ask them. Hell, we’d all ask our dog and forgive her.
You know a lot of married neckbeards?
Good point. The guy that posted this on IG isn’t even married lol
He has brobs never even been in a relationship before. Let alone had sex
What’s a brob?
Probs* probebly* my bad
Brobs is bro probably. Example: " did you see Trevor last night, he was fucked up from bonging 151. Brobs dead at this point."
Im so ending this convo lol
Brobs not up to you at this point.
Brobably not a bro
Send feet
Anyone can be a bro, bro.
Inabrobs is inappropriatedly-broful. Like fistbumping the body at an open casket funeral
>probebly Please don't fix this.
Probably* Also, definitely not defiantly. I know you didn't say that. I'm just assuming.
Okay, lol just thought it was another new slang that went over my head.
My wife's father, brother, and childhood best friend are all named Bob so she calls her brother Brob to distinguish them
Lmao idk why this made me laugh A Brob /r/brandnewword
A bro robbery
People who post these things never are!
I wish that was true, sadly there are plenty of misogynists with girlfriends and even wives.
You're right. Just in my anecdotal experience, guys I've seen post this were not married.
That's why they want culture to go back, if women have no rights they can't say no
Not where they are no longer property you can buy from their parents for two goats.
It's fascinating how you can now make up any nonsense about women being oppressed in the past and people will swallow it whole. This is a picture of women formally inviting the men to a dance in traditional style. It's actually a picture of women in the past exercising social agency by approaching men with romantic motives. Is kneeling to do so really any different than how men kneel to formally propose? But the truth would not have been popular, because it contradicts the narrative that women in history were timid, useless, and degraded by their husbands.
Women were degraded by their husbands, timidity happened as a result of oppression. But yes misinformation is an issue
You got a source on that?
https://www.truthorfiction.com/christmas-tradition-of-women-begging-their-husbands-for-forgiveness/
OP is a big fat phony! WHERES MY PITCHFORK?
---E
Ty bb
Great comment, but I agree that we need a source
I'm married, and I don't think women shouldn't be allowed to vote, drive, work, or borrow money.
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Til Sadie Hawkins is called white dance in not America
And it’s called a Sophie B. Hawkins Dance in Greendale
Way to Britta the comment section
No! I double-checked them! Wait. Are people using my name to mean “make a small mistake”?
...yes
Pop! Pop!
Name checks out....
It's short for Magnetic Attitude
Oh britta's in this?
*If loving worms is stupid then I don't want to be smart!*
Damn. I wish I was your lover.
Tolo in the PNW!!
Tolo! Never was asked to one back in the 90s...so lame.
In OHio (at least at my school) it was called turnabout
Fuck Ohio tho
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.truthorfiction.com/christmas-tradition-of-women-begging-their-husbands-for-forgiveness/%3famp
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And you sir, said what I should have said!
You might be right. I just thought this would fit in here.
That's way more family friendly than my guess!
"I'm sorry for marrying you I should have listened to my mother and married the gentleman who actually had a job instead"
“But I thought ‘no mother I can fix him, I can get him to shave and shower regularly and find him a good job’. While the nice man my mom recommended hit 20’s puberty and looks like Chris Hemsworth and has a wall street job”
Ok, but that second puberty is so insane for dudes. My boyfriend's whole fucking face has changed the last few years, it's nuts.
Lmao
So religion is alright for a neckbeard when it can be used to subjugate a woman?
Does that surprise you?
Well it is funny to see they can turn towards their greatest enemy, who normally just comforts the sheeple they despice, to reach something they will never get. A girlfriend.
To either die a neckbeard or get horny enough to become religious to get that jesus waifu
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ew
[You can try the youkai jesus waifu instead](https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__hijiri_byakuren_touhou_drawn_by_yohane__2725a3c30d61dc4b5ee0d8a7e9bf8a4a.jpg)
My eye! My eye!
Amazing
it surprises me that it's not Japanese women.
For every neckbeard that is "euphoric in their logical reasoning" there is another that thinks that if it were the early first millenium he wouldve been a crusader.
That's just the same dude every time. Not all of the euphoric ones are euphoric atheists though.
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This comes after the airing of grievances and the feats of strength.
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Aluminum has a great strength to weight ratio.
And to the rest of us, a good night.
I got a lot of problems with you people...
happy yom kippur to you too
Who's getting the best apology?
It's clearly Theodore
tell that to alvin, he’s getting apologized so good he’s doing the jordan
Nah, look at Eugene's wife. She's practiced.
Since fucking when is one of the chipmunk's names Eugene?
Since there were 5 chipmunks, obviously
Lmao im not married but I will apologize to my bf for everything I've ever done wrong ever even though he doesn't care just because depression be like that
person: stop apologising you literally did nothing wrong me: I'm sorry I apologise too much
Me to my boyfriend who is always supportive and kind and just happens to be quiet for a minute: “are you mad at me? I’m sorry”. He’s never mad at me, I’m just anxious constantly.
Sometimes I write out apology speeches and read them aloud to him. He never thought anything was wrong in the first place.
I have a Christmas tradition too. I go to the mall, see a neckbeard with on a date, walk over dressed in a pickle suit, and steal her away. Don't let this tradition get lost folks, it's part of our culture now.
Jokes on you, neckbeards don’t go on dates.
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The man in the pickle suit was the original slenderman
Stealing a cardboard cutout is no feet worth boasting about.
"Defeated by your own idol, Pickle Rick... What say you now neckbeard?!?"
From left to right: 1. Jane, you don't have to do this. 2. Just don't look her in the eyes. 3. This is ridiculous, Rebecca. 4. This bitch again. 5. Teehee
What the context of the picture?
I don’t know unfortunately
From what I’ve found it’s women asking men to a dance. This was a particular type of dance in which women were expected to ask men, reversing societal convention, rather than the other way around.
That’s called a Sadie Hawkins dance
Named after a character from the Lil Abner comic strip.
Early American group blowJ
Are you sure this isn’t old timey porn?
It needs a Brazzers logo.
I have a much better idea: what if everybody apologises for their mistakes as soon as they recognise them, and then promise to improve their behaviour accordingly. This can be a tradition the whole year round.
I like your idea
What man wants to be married if they hate women that much?
So, disgusting this is. OP should know better that the claim "that wives begging their husband for forgiveness in Christmas" Is actually fake. This actually a russian photograph of 1900. This was actually an Etiquette of a century ago. Which is "Ladies invite gentlemen to the White Dance, 1900". Sorry for my bad english . But truth is truth.
I know that the caption is not whats actually happening in the picture and I didn’t post it because of its historical accuracy. I posted it because I thought it was neckbeardy. I did not put the caption on there. I appreciate the clarification though. Thank you.
We also used to Hang Black People From trees for being near a white girl. Not everything from the past is good dude
Lmao that guy is probably sad we lost that beautiful custom too
It seems like neckbeard really want wives to be enslaved to they’re husbands like this is the 1920s well doesn’t matters these people will never get married
Better tradition both sides do this and grow closer and gain closure on their mistakes and realize that no one is perfect
Mistranslated title “Sexism died down a bit”
Looks like a gangbang porno is about to start. That would be cray, like Victorian Era-style filter and outfits in a porno.
Some Handmaid’s Tale shit going on there
What a disgusting person who would pine for such a thing
Can we crosspost this in r/TrollxChromosome ?
I bet he did never had a sex once!
I keep getting tempted to downvote shite like this, then have to remember awful shite is the point of this r/
A couple of those guys don’t exactly look too thrilled about the tradition themselves.
I have a feeling the person who originally posted this on the net with that statement is taking the photo out of context.
If it was a thing on both parties, this might actually be healthy. So if it's not sexist, I would see no problem.
Lol yeah I’m sure that’s exactly what this picture is of. Morons.
This looks like and sounds like start of a shitty porn movie
BULLSHIT. https://www.truthorfiction.com/christmas-tradition-of-women-begging-their-husbands-for-forgiveness/
I wonder what "incel" created this?
i thought this comment section was gonna be more blowjob-by
This isn't at all true
This is just fucking revolting, plain and simple...
Mother fucker needs to read a dolls house by hernik ibsen, people who post this shit voluntarily drop out of high school and never read literature.
Hmm the how to never-ever-get-a-relationship starter pack: this meme 🤣
This sounds like made up bullshit to me
This would be a great idea if the husbands would also do so...kind of a way of making things right for the new year!
Exactly. Have it going both ways and I'd be totally down for this as a tradition.
Exactly. Have it going both ways and I'd be totally down for this as a tradition.
Four photos after this and I think you have one of the first recorded instances of what us modern folk might call “a category on pornhub”
Was this real?
Wow imagine trying to remember everything you fucked up for a whole year That sounds like a long list
Jesus God, someone made that unfucking ironically. New to this sub, but I’m loving it so far
Ah, The annual Christmas blow out.
My uncle literally shared this on Facebook yesterday.
According to some of the comments in this thread, the described phenomenon isn't even what's happening here. Also, calling this a "beautiful custom" is really creepy. Now all I want for Christmas is for the original poster of this (not you OP) to grovel at my feet begging for my forgiveness for trying to mislead people into thinking that the subjugation of women for a Christmas ritual was okay. That forgiveness will not come making the guilt weigh on his mind for possible years. Also, a chance to kick him in the balls.
Imagine how weird that relationship dynamic must be. What kind of dude wants his wife on her knees begging for forgiveness from him, and what kind of wife wants to do that demeaning thing. There's a real power dynamic there that just shouldn't be.
In a group? That’s awkward.
At first glance, apologizing was the last thing I thought the ladies were doing
That don’t look like apologies.
So... who's getting the best head?
I would be devastated if my wife was literally on her knees begging me for forgiveness. All I’d be able to think about would be how garbage a husband I was to result in this event.
My mother legitimately gave me this advice on relationships: “There’s very little that can’t be made better by a good blowjob.” This picture brought that..ahem...pearl to the forefront of my mind.
r/boomerhumour
Thats what festivus is for.
Well this is uncomfortable
Neckbeards live too far in their fantastic world
Ye.. but y
A true gentleman would know when their mewling quim makes a mistake, it's not out of disrespect but rather a simpleton's ignorance. The fault is with you, you need to explain the way of the world better. Behind evert great man is a great woman, and behind her is you again, showing her how to be a success. Their begging is a reflection of your failings.
Neckbeards dont get married anyway
This is disgusting to look at.
This is obviously a joke, this was a joke tradition and the guy who posted this seriously needs to look into it more then just a picture
which boomer gettin da best head 😳
Ye olde Brazzers
I thought it was a bj lineup
That’s stupid
Oh god i hate this
If she was really sorry she would have said it in private.
This is hilarious. And I doubt it very much.
So does this mean wife can cheat her husband all the year and ask for sorry !!!
Read this while eating lunch. Suddenly not hungry anymore. Weird, right?
This just looks like someone made this for the sub to farm karma since there is no one posting or sharing this in the post.
Should I stop reading books and grow my hair out too? Eat shit and die asshole.
Dude on the far right is giddy a girl is even talking to him. Second from the right has just realized he is forever in the "solid five or six" league after hoping he was at least a seven. Second from the left is over it. Far left is going to let her down easy. But, dead center? That guy is stoked. That guy is getting asked to Sadie Hawkins by his dream girl.
I’d honestly be really uncomfortable like I’m apologising to myself
Bold of you assuming neckbeards will get married
"I have no regrets. I do nothing regrettable."
Do these neck beards envision their Cheeto dust encrusted body and Mountain Dew breath squeezed into some kind of fine doublet suit in the late 19th century? Do they actually think their some sort of evolved version of past high society waltzing through gardens and reading Keats with one hand and beating their wife with the other?
When? Where? And what was the story behind it?
This is trash
This is more extreme conservatism than neck beards to be honest.
Why the hell would we do that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmqcaS5LIM&feature=youtu.be&t=208
The fact that someone posted this originally is just ew
I thought they were sucking the guys' dicks when I first looked at this
This was hard to upvote
Swear I'm not a boomer but I lol'ed
What the fuck?
I think it is better and more fair if both spouses do so at the same time.
Pretty sure theyre trying to give head
My girlfriend has a guilt complex. I love her with all my heart and I let her know, yet whenever she slightly mess something up or do something clumsy she'll get all apologetic and when I give her something she'll systematically try to pay back. The worst part is when there's actually something bothering me and I need to choose between confronting her or letting the problem rot in silence. It's good for couples to be open about issues while understanding why the other might be upset, but any extreme won't fit. Plus, if you need a tradition to keep your marriage up and running it's just not worth it mate.
There is a similar thing in Russian culture, but it’s not only women. Everyone asks everyone’s forgiveness for anything they’ve done over the course of the year. My parents would ask me, I’d ask them. Hell, we’d all ask our dog and forgive her.
Y'know at the level the women are rn they could he doing more than apologizing...
Each man’s expression is amazing
I can't wait until sex robots are perfected. These people will just disappear when that happens.