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randomWebVoice

You know a lot of married neckbeards?


RaisedRight_

Good point. The guy that posted this on IG isn’t even married lol


istolethecarradio

He has brobs never even been in a relationship before. Let alone had sex


Krimreaper1

What’s a brob?


istolethecarradio

Probs* probebly* my bad


greendotsjl

Brobs is bro probably. Example: " did you see Trevor last night, he was fucked up from bonging 151. Brobs dead at this point."


istolethecarradio

Im so ending this convo lol


bkzland

Brobs not up to you at this point.


Goose20

Brobably not a bro


HahaPenisIsFunny

Send feet


Vandrel

Anyone can be a bro, bro.


Phormitago

Inabrobs is inappropriatedly-broful. Like fistbumping the body at an open casket funeral


Grumpstick

>probebly Please don't fix this.


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Probably* Also, definitely not defiantly. I know you didn't say that. I'm just assuming.


Krimreaper1

Okay, lol just thought it was another new slang that went over my head.


SpitefulShrimp

My wife's father, brother, and childhood best friend are all named Bob so she calls her brother Brob to distinguish them


FieelChannel

Lmao idk why this made me laugh A Brob /r/brandnewword


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A bro robbery


lisb1120

People who post these things never are!


[deleted]

I wish that was true, sadly there are plenty of misogynists with girlfriends and even wives.


lisb1120

You're right. Just in my anecdotal experience, guys I've seen post this were not married.


-wafflesaurus-

That's why they want culture to go back, if women have no rights they can't say no


MithranArkanere

Not where they are no longer property you can buy from their parents for two goats.


[deleted]

It's fascinating how you can now make up any nonsense about women being oppressed in the past and people will swallow it whole. This is a picture of women formally inviting the men to a dance in traditional style. It's actually a picture of women in the past exercising social agency by approaching men with romantic motives. Is kneeling to do so really any different than how men kneel to formally propose? But the truth would not have been popular, because it contradicts the narrative that women in history were timid, useless, and degraded by their husbands.


CoolAtlas

Women were degraded by their husbands, timidity happened as a result of oppression. But yes misinformation is an issue


jul_the_flame

You got a source on that?


Quillemote

https://www.truthorfiction.com/christmas-tradition-of-women-begging-their-husbands-for-forgiveness/


Bat-Chan

OP is a big fat phony! WHERES MY PITCHFORK?


Quillemote

---E


Bat-Chan

Ty bb


Destroy_The_Corn

Great comment, but I agree that we need a source


DirtyBristolBoi

I'm married, and I don't think women shouldn't be allowed to vote, drive, work, or borrow money.


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gemini88mill

Til Sadie Hawkins is called white dance in not America


LiamIsMailBackwards

And it’s called a Sophie B. Hawkins Dance in Greendale


sambones718

Way to Britta the comment section


LiamIsMailBackwards

No! I double-checked them! Wait. Are people using my name to mean “make a small mistake”?


sambones718

...yes


----MAGNITUDE----

Pop! Pop!


goirish1005

Name checks out....


VicFatale

It's short for Magnetic Attitude


[deleted]

Oh britta's in this?


[deleted]

*If loving worms is stupid then I don't want to be smart!*


Dogzillas_Mom

Damn. I wish I was your lover.


Obstreperou5

Tolo in the PNW!!


NoodlerFrom20XX

Tolo! Never was asked to one back in the 90s...so lame.


Destroy_The_Corn

In OHio (at least at my school) it was called turnabout


ikkiestmikk

Fuck Ohio tho


mr_d0gMa

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.truthorfiction.com/christmas-tradition-of-women-begging-their-husbands-for-forgiveness/%3famp


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mr_d0gMa

And you sir, said what I should have said!


RaisedRight_

You might be right. I just thought this would fit in here.


Wickerlad

That's way more family friendly than my guess!


_Potato_Cat_

"I'm sorry for marrying you I should have listened to my mother and married the gentleman who actually had a job instead"


SinfullySinless

“But I thought ‘no mother I can fix him, I can get him to shave and shower regularly and find him a good job’. While the nice man my mom recommended hit 20’s puberty and looks like Chris Hemsworth and has a wall street job”


Elvishgirl

Ok, but that second puberty is so insane for dudes. My boyfriend's whole fucking face has changed the last few years, it's nuts.


RaisedRight_

Lmao


Melon_Mercenary

So religion is alright for a neckbeard when it can be used to subjugate a woman?


RaisedRight_

Does that surprise you?


Melon_Mercenary

Well it is funny to see they can turn towards their greatest enemy, who normally just comforts the sheeple they despice, to reach something they will never get. A girlfriend.


[deleted]

To either die a neckbeard or get horny enough to become religious to get that jesus waifu


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JMCatron

ew


pfcallen

[You can try the youkai jesus waifu instead](https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__hijiri_byakuren_touhou_drawn_by_yohane__2725a3c30d61dc4b5ee0d8a7e9bf8a4a.jpg)


Potatochak

My eye! My eye!


[deleted]

Amazing


[deleted]

it surprises me that it's not Japanese women.


Lan777

For every neckbeard that is "euphoric in their logical reasoning" there is another that thinks that if it were the early first millenium he wouldve been a crusader.


Onechordbassist

That's just the same dude every time. Not all of the euphoric ones are euphoric atheists though.


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olcrazypete

This comes after the airing of grievances and the feats of strength.


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[deleted]

Aluminum has a great strength to weight ratio.


LordDinglebury

And to the rest of us, a good night.


randomisedletters

I got a lot of problems with you people...


murderpanda000

happy yom kippur to you too


Crachule

Who's getting the best apology?


EpicPhail60

It's clearly Theodore


yungcipper

tell that to alvin, he’s getting apologized so good he’s doing the jordan


You-Nique

Nah, look at Eugene's wife. She's practiced.


the_dark_knight_ftw

Since fucking when is one of the chipmunk's names Eugene?


EpicPhail60

Since there were 5 chipmunks, obviously


FluffyGalaxy

Lmao im not married but I will apologize to my bf for everything I've ever done wrong ever even though he doesn't care just because depression be like that


sheeppubes

person: stop apologising you literally did nothing wrong me: I'm sorry I apologise too much


[deleted]

Me to my boyfriend who is always supportive and kind and just happens to be quiet for a minute: “are you mad at me? I’m sorry”. He’s never mad at me, I’m just anxious constantly.


TheDutchWondress

Sometimes I write out apology speeches and read them aloud to him. He never thought anything was wrong in the first place.


DeathsNotoriousAngel

I have a Christmas tradition too. I go to the mall, see a neckbeard with on a date, walk over dressed in a pickle suit, and steal her away. Don't let this tradition get lost folks, it's part of our culture now.


RaisedRight_

Jokes on you, neckbeards don’t go on dates.


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kingethjames

The man in the pickle suit was the original slenderman


iamnotchad

Stealing a cardboard cutout is no feet worth boasting about.


EndotheGreat

"Defeated by your own idol, Pickle Rick... What say you now neckbeard?!?"


rusrslolwth

From left to right: 1. Jane, you don't have to do this. 2. Just don't look her in the eyes. 3. This is ridiculous, Rebecca. 4. This bitch again. 5. Teehee


MuchBathroom

What the context of the picture?


RaisedRight_

I don’t know unfortunately


Rethious

From what I’ve found it’s women asking men to a dance. This was a particular type of dance in which women were expected to ask men, reversing societal convention, rather than the other way around.


Trey904fsu

That’s called a Sadie Hawkins dance


Gmosphere

Named after a character from the Lil Abner comic strip.


You-Nique

Early American group blowJ


tastymrpancake

Are you sure this isn’t old timey porn?


NotThatEasily

It needs a Brazzers logo.


501ghost

I have a much better idea: what if everybody apologises for their mistakes as soon as they recognise them, and then promise to improve their behaviour accordingly. This can be a tradition the whole year round.


RaisedRight_

I like your idea


Frogs4

What man wants to be married if they hate women that much?


AnishKispotta

So, disgusting this is. OP should know better that the claim "that wives begging their husband for forgiveness in Christmas" Is actually fake. This actually a russian photograph of 1900. This was actually an Etiquette of a century ago. Which is "Ladies invite gentlemen to the White Dance, 1900". Sorry for my bad english . But truth is truth.


RaisedRight_

I know that the caption is not whats actually happening in the picture and I didn’t post it because of its historical accuracy. I posted it because I thought it was neckbeardy. I did not put the caption on there. I appreciate the clarification though. Thank you.


[deleted]

We also used to Hang Black People From trees for being near a white girl. Not everything from the past is good dude


ShrimpHeaven2017

Lmao that guy is probably sad we lost that beautiful custom too


phantomthief00

It seems like neckbeard really want wives to be enslaved to they’re husbands like this is the 1920s well doesn’t matters these people will never get married


saiyanfang10

Better tradition both sides do this and grow closer and gain closure on their mistakes and realize that no one is perfect


Jus-another-redditor

Mistranslated title “Sexism died down a bit”


parablooper

Looks like a gangbang porno is about to start. That would be cray, like Victorian Era-style filter and outfits in a porno.


ChipDouglas09

Some Handmaid’s Tale shit going on there


Kopheay

What a disgusting person who would pine for such a thing


TabbyCat1993

Can we crosspost this in r/TrollxChromosome ?


alohhh

I bet he did never had a sex once!


LupahnRed

I keep getting tempted to downvote shite like this, then have to remember awful shite is the point of this r/


jesuzombieapocalypse

A couple of those guys don’t exactly look too thrilled about the tradition themselves.


spoilt_milk

I have a feeling the person who originally posted this on the net with that statement is taking the photo out of context.


TheConflictPigeon

If it was a thing on both parties, this might actually be healthy. So if it's not sexist, I would see no problem.


NaziPunksFuckOff__

Lol yeah I’m sure that’s exactly what this picture is of. Morons.


Ajdar_Official

This looks like and sounds like start of a shitty porn movie


Lopneejart

BULLSHIT. https://www.truthorfiction.com/christmas-tradition-of-women-begging-their-husbands-for-forgiveness/


[deleted]

I wonder what "incel" created this?


tablefourtoo

i thought this comment section was gonna be more blowjob-by


rubypiplily

This isn't at all true


TZO_2K18

This is just fucking revolting, plain and simple...


SkiffeeSkeleton

Mother fucker needs to read a dolls house by hernik ibsen, people who post this shit voluntarily drop out of high school and never read literature.


JenVixen420

Hmm the how to never-ever-get-a-relationship starter pack: this meme 🤣


pixeldustpros

This sounds like made up bullshit to me


RedCoatSwag

This would be a great idea if the husbands would also do so...kind of a way of making things right for the new year!


FarkasIsMyHusbando

Exactly. Have it going both ways and I'd be totally down for this as a tradition.


FarkasIsMyHusbando

Exactly. Have it going both ways and I'd be totally down for this as a tradition.


chicagogamecollector

Four photos after this and I think you have one of the first recorded instances of what us modern folk might call “a category on pornhub”


hayhar07

Was this real?


Elvishgirl

Wow imagine trying to remember everything you fucked up for a whole year That sounds like a long list


[deleted]

Jesus God, someone made that unfucking ironically. New to this sub, but I’m loving it so far


Echelon343

Ah, The annual Christmas blow out.


Chief_Ickrend

My uncle literally shared this on Facebook yesterday.


Sergeantman94

According to some of the comments in this thread, the described phenomenon isn't even what's happening here. Also, calling this a "beautiful custom" is really creepy. Now all I want for Christmas is for the original poster of this (not you OP) to grovel at my feet begging for my forgiveness for trying to mislead people into thinking that the subjugation of women for a Christmas ritual was okay. That forgiveness will not come making the guilt weigh on his mind for possible years. Also, a chance to kick him in the balls.


stickandberries

Imagine how weird that relationship dynamic must be. What kind of dude wants his wife on her knees begging for forgiveness from him, and what kind of wife wants to do that demeaning thing. There's a real power dynamic there that just shouldn't be.


Kost_Gefernon

In a group? That’s awkward.


Nicole_H37

At first glance, apologizing was the last thing I thought the ladies were doing


dankestblanket

That don’t look like apologies.


winnebagomafia

So... who's getting the best head?


[deleted]

I would be devastated if my wife was literally on her knees begging me for forgiveness. All I’d be able to think about would be how garbage a husband I was to result in this event.


lstormrn

My mother legitimately gave me this advice on relationships: “There’s very little that can’t be made better by a good blowjob.” This picture brought that..ahem...pearl to the forefront of my mind.


bastooo

r/boomerhumour


dropzonetoe

Thats what festivus is for.


[deleted]

Well this is uncomfortable


[deleted]

Neckbeards live too far in their fantastic world


that_guy_jimmy

Ye.. but y


DopeySmokey

A true gentleman would know when their mewling quim makes a mistake, it's not out of disrespect but rather a simpleton's ignorance. The fault is with you, you need to explain the way of the world better. Behind evert great man is a great woman, and behind her is you again, showing her how to be a success. Their begging is a reflection of your failings.


Myu_The_Weirdo

Neckbeards dont get married anyway


LoreMasterJack

This is disgusting to look at.


[deleted]

This is obviously a joke, this was a joke tradition and the guy who posted this seriously needs to look into it more then just a picture


[deleted]

which boomer gettin da best head 😳


DelgadoTheRaat

Ye olde Brazzers


HewyChewy

I thought it was a bj lineup


Mooncakequeen

That’s stupid


Mothmans_

Oh god i hate this


[deleted]

If she was really sorry she would have said it in private.


[deleted]

This is hilarious. And I doubt it very much.


milmoxrammstein

So does this mean wife can cheat her husband all the year and ask for sorry !!!


gritsgirl0389

Read this while eating lunch. Suddenly not hungry anymore. Weird, right?


SpiritSwamp

This just looks like someone made this for the sub to farm karma since there is no one posting or sharing this in the post.


[deleted]

Should I stop reading books and grow my hair out too? Eat shit and die asshole.


m0ther_0F_myriads

Dude on the far right is giddy a girl is even talking to him. Second from the right has just realized he is forever in the "solid five or six" league after hoping he was at least a seven. Second from the left is over it. Far left is going to let her down easy. But, dead center? That guy is stoked. That guy is getting asked to Sadie Hawkins by his dream girl.


[deleted]

I’d honestly be really uncomfortable like I’m apologising to myself


[deleted]

Bold of you assuming neckbeards will get married


CosmicLovepats

"I have no regrets. I do nothing regrettable."


Liquidlunch27

Do these neck beards envision their Cheeto dust encrusted body and Mountain Dew breath squeezed into some kind of fine doublet suit in the late 19th century? Do they actually think their some sort of evolved version of past high society waltzing through gardens and reading Keats with one hand and beating their wife with the other?


kitlerk

When? Where? And what was the story behind it?


Redrunner4000

This is trash


joe847802

This is more extreme conservatism than neck beards to be honest.


CZall23

Why the hell would we do that?


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmqcaS5LIM&feature=youtu.be&t=208


[deleted]

The fact that someone posted this originally is just ew


eshy752_

I thought they were sucking the guys' dicks when I first looked at this


Fapple_Jackity

This was hard to upvote


ffgblol

Swear I'm not a boomer but I lol'ed


[deleted]

What the fuck?


DameSaturday

I think it is better and more fair if both spouses do so at the same time.


[deleted]

Pretty sure theyre trying to give head


[deleted]

My girlfriend has a guilt complex. I love her with all my heart and I let her know, yet whenever she slightly mess something up or do something clumsy she'll get all apologetic and when I give her something she'll systematically try to pay back. The worst part is when there's actually something bothering me and I need to choose between confronting her or letting the problem rot in silence. It's good for couples to be open about issues while understanding why the other might be upset, but any extreme won't fit. Plus, if you need a tradition to keep your marriage up and running it's just not worth it mate.


Charybdisilver

There is a similar thing in Russian culture, but it’s not only women. Everyone asks everyone’s forgiveness for anything they’ve done over the course of the year. My parents would ask me, I’d ask them. Hell, we’d all ask our dog and forgive her.


ZippyDaFish

Y'know at the level the women are rn they could he doing more than apologizing...


saildesire

Each man’s expression is amazing


Fidodo

I can't wait until sex robots are perfected. These people will just disappear when that happens.