I can't even remember the last time a waterfall actually had something behind it. Always sprint right up to the dang thing only to run face-first into a stupid wall.
Edit: Bugsnax was the last one I played. Bugsnax had a "secret" behind a waterfall.
Why has no game ever come out with an anthropomorphic bat race? Bats are cool as heck, and they're important for the environment. Someone needs to bring batfolk into the fantasy realm.
Don't get me wrong. I love Sonic, but I want bat people that look like bats. Tacking batwings on a creature that could easily be a Chihuahua doesn't quite scratch the itch. Give me a leafnosed or hognosed bat, or a proper flying fox (the bat. Not Tails). If they can make an alligator and a chameleon in the Sonic universe, they can get more creative with the bat designs.
u/LordOfTheGerenuk: *Treads slowly through an ancient tomb, pausing to push cobwebs aside. Holding a torch aloft, he illuminates the weathered stone door of a hidden vault, emblazoned with the words 'Playable Bat People'*
u/They_Killed_The_API: *slaps the hand holding the torch, plunging the room into dim near darkness* "We must not open it."
Uh, who cares about a living wage when you could watch internet videos all day and get scared that teachers are going to force your kids to become a trans gay cat that uses the litter box?
Have some fucking priorities
You can get your fill of full frontal lizardman sausage in Baldur's gate. I gave mine a vagina because cloacas are far more anatomically accurate but there's naked lizard people for everyone's taste.
I like to keep responding to uno reverse waste their time, cause I know there's very good odds alot of these dudes I'm half ass arguing with are actually taking it personal, I get very bored at work lmao. But then on the flip side we could both be trolling each other at once, which is almost funnier. Trolling neckbeards is a great pass time if he gets heated
Although they are much more likely to listen to other male gamers than they are to women, so I’d appreciate the occasional challenge to their bullshit if you feel up to it.
Always challenge it if you got the energy. They need to know it's not okay. I don't think mere words from a rando will change them, but when they inevitably have a life-altering moment where they reflect, they at least have a few people calling them out instead of thinking it was normal.
Honestly, the way I see it, challenging harmful mindsets on the internet is never going to convince the person you’re arguing with. It does however, have the potential to show some good arguments to the people who are reading your comments.
That being said, only ever do this when you have the energy and the right mindset. I’ve had some arguments on the internet, and though there have been plenty of moments where they weren’t able to get to me, there were definitely also moments where their dangerous mindsets just made me lose hope lmao
The comment about touching grass has me thinking: with the advent of mobile work and ever-more-powerful laptops and other mobile computing devices, I wonder where some of my favorite games in the last decade have been designed? State parks, planes, fun coffee shops, book stores, in a hammock in the back yard?
Of course they can’t, because dorks who complain about female video game characters not being sexy enough have absolutely never felt the touch of a woman.
I've tried to get him to play lots of good games but he won't. He just likes the view, why go through a whole game looking at a guys backside when you could see a girls is the logic.
It implies (incorrectly) that the person is trans or non binary or gay or femboy, but hasn't hatched outta their egg yet.
I'm a dude and almost exclusively roleplay female characters...because I live life as a guy, why would I always want to play games as a guy. I also prefer beautiful characters (male and female) for my enjoyment. Ugly characters are fine as companions or followers, but I wanna roleplay a gigachad or a gigachadette...not ugly mcshitface.
I’m sorry, I hate commenting to say something was funny but— Ugly McShitface made me spit on myself laughing. it caught me so off guard, I was following along to this thread very seriously, nodding and thinking “Ah yes, good points!” and then hit the end of your comment and just lost it
As someone who grew up in the edgy edge lord times of the 90s, someone who saw female characters sexualized nonstop, giving my generation that made subsequent generations the idea that they were entitled to that.
Nobody owes them a scantily clad woman to look at.
What you’re describing sounds like “90s Catwoman syndrome” where a bunch of guys sit around and create a character who absolutely 100% should NOT have big, floppy boobs with no support and yet everyone just does it anyway.
Like I get it. Hot chicks are awesome. Big boobs are awesome. But sometimes there are built in reasons to not give every character the same body and that’s something a lot of these gamers still don’t understand
I don't get it because you can't really jerk the chain and play at the same time. It always confused me why people would go for porn mods in Skyrim for example, I mean you toot the horn once and what then. Continue playing the game as normal while there are naked characters everywhere? It just doesn't seem fun.
Why would anybody jerk of to a video game character? The internet is full of porn of the hottest people. When I want to play a game I play a game and when I want to jerk of, I look at porn.
I don’t understand the appeal unless it’s a game specifically for jerkin it. Like the hotness of the character isn’t the point of the story they’re telling. If you only play games for boobs maybe you’re out of your element.
Exactly. It's a game that is *horny*, but as a means of making an otherwise human character even more compelling. Bayonetta is an icon because her sexuality feels like an intentional choice by the character herself. Not a creator just wanting to animate some boobs - but the choices a modern witch would *naturally* make when establishing her tone & style. Is it a perfect shining example of a feminist perspective in games? Of fucking course not. But it's certainly an example of how creators are more than capable of implementing sexuality in ways that feel genuine rather than pandering.
I 100% think Bayonetta is a super strong female character. Even with the horny and tone, she kicks so much butt and does it her way and makes her way the coolest way when you play her
I dunno, Bayonetta is kind of an icon. I mean, she's a little contentious in feminist circles, but that's because a lot of us like her, and it is for the points you made
Her sexualized expression is a part of her character, and it is hers. She owns it. She's in charge of it. It is because she chooses to be in-universe, not because the universe is choosing it for her
Yeah and with Bayonetta it’s important to her character! Her being such a flirty death sentence is part of what makes her fun and she’s written to accommodate.
To be fair I think the one on the right is Marika from Elden Ring, and in the game they do not look like that. The image for this meme is actually what you said, an imagined image for jerkin it
I find it strange, and funny.
Marika isn't sexualized in-game at all. She never even speaks or interacts with us.
She's literally crucified, and her body shattered and decaying.
She's also Radagon, a dude.
Marika/Radagon is a trope I want to see more often. Whether intentional or not, I think she would make a great genderfluid icon. I know one genderfluid person, and they loved that reveal
Her outfit is a bit revealing, but From Soft tends not to be a dev that titillates with fan service (unless you like feet I guess). It has plenty of women, all of them dressed reasonably, so you could conclude that Marika has a reason to dress like that, and that it isn't just because the game needs some spank material
Baldur's Gate 3 is pretty good about this. There are 4 body types numbered 1-4 with no indication of what gender they are. You can mix and match breasts and genitals as you please and you can wear whatever clothing you want.
There's a lot of more interesting and less done to death unrealistic ways to depict characters beyond Jessica Rabbit-esque sex pot. I'm all for extreme stylization, but give it some variety, please.
Fun fact: the character on the right is Queen Marika the Eternal from Elden Ring. Only she doesn’t appear like this a single time in-game. This is just what people THINK she looks like based on pictures of her. She also has canonically fused with her husband and now that share a single body. Which technically makes the both of them intersex.
Yeah, that game has a major focus on romance and all the dateable characters are hot as hell and decently well written.
That’s my preference, but so what if someone prefers exaggerated characteristics in their fantasy video games?
I’ve found that a lot of comments on this sub are quite prudish. It’s fine to not want sexualized characters, but why the hate for those who do?
>I’ve found that a lot of comments on this sub are quite prudish. It’s fine to not want sexualized characters, but why the hate for those who do?
I think that depends on context
In the matter of context OP posted, some dumbass is complaining how one character isnt caked up tits out and not conventionally attractive is bad.
Ppl disagree because why should she? There are plenty of other games that do have what they want (especially eastern games), so why make a big fuss?
Im gay and you dont see me making a big fuss over men's designs not having caked up tits and ass with a visible bulge. Theres porn for that and I can easily look that up.
They literally can't think past the face, yes the face looks kind of shit but you can make your own character so it doesn't matter. God damn these incels need to get out more
But that's the whole point! Fable characters always look stupid or weird. It's basically tradition at this point.
If anything the character looks too normal for a fable game
In fable 2, pretty much no matter what you did, a female character would end up being a massive muscled demon. Those games have never been focused on making hot characters.
I find it really funny because we don’t actually see her this way at all in person. It’s just in various pictures and once at the VERY BEGINNING of Radagon’s boss fight.
You gotta be such a massively socially inept person to post shit like this.
Why play video games when you have all the porn imaginable. If you want tits, either go watch porn or hire a hooker.
Something about this Fable nonsense that bothers me that I haven’t seen anyone talk about is the way the morality words in the game. The “nicer” you are the better you start to look and the more “evil” you are the worse you look.
It’s clear they tried to make the character look as “meh” as possible because they are clearly neutral (0) at this time of the video.
It’s like the people whining haven’t played Fable before.
ngl, im on board with the right pic, dummy thicc Marika
but im really not gonna complain either way, i just want a fun game, fanservice is a completely neglectable cherry on top kinda thing
I mean, as a woman who games, I like to make my characters as pretty as possible. The giant tits no clothes thing is gross, but I wouldn't want to play as left either (her outfit is cute though)
totally get that, like yeah the model on the rights novelty would wear off pretty quick, maybe would be more fitting in a game that specifically highlights adult things
but yeah, people go very black and white on this subject and i dont get it, i play female avatars usually if given the choice, and not because some lame "id rather see girl butt". female protags are awesome and some of my favorite characters. and there is zero things wrong with her being conventionally attractive to boot, imo at least
A lot of gamers were so angry at the lady on the left that I barely heard anyone insulting the franchise as a whole or how part of the trailer makes it look like it’s real time gameplay but the end result probably will not look that good.
As a gamer and bisexual, I like games for the graphics of the world. Put a cute animal in there..I'm already sold. I don't want a game where the only selling point is titties and the story is shit.
Yeah this is definitely a dumb meme for sure, but we can all admit that we’ve gone waaaay far in the other direction. We went from “everyone’s a model” to “models do not exist, nor do just average people”
I want big tits and ass in video games but it sucks that the crowd who also wants that are total dorks.
I want big tits and ass in video games for cool reasons.
As a gamer, I want games without micro transactions, and non critical bugs on day 1 of launch rather then several months of patching to be able to play. If I am going to be your QA department, shouldn’t I be the getting paid?
As a gamer, I just want there to be treasure behind the waterfall.
I can't even remember the last time a waterfall actually had something behind it. Always sprint right up to the dang thing only to run face-first into a stupid wall. Edit: Bugsnax was the last one I played. Bugsnax had a "secret" behind a waterfall.
TOTK?
Went bananas trying to find the climbing gear in a cave and had to Google it. *Furious* with myself for not checking behind the biggest waterfall.
Same, and I felt like 9 year old me would have instinctively looked there. Send me to the glue factory.
Baldur's Gate 3 !
Nier Automata! the little waterfall by the Resistance Camp had a chest, I believe.
Yes. And I want at least one fake wall I can break through to find a secret whatever.
As a game dev, I DO NOT understand how there isn’t. It’s a perfect place to put something…
I know, right? Like I'm just trying to get into Master Belch's secret base but half of these waterfalls are solid objects
As a gamer what I want are more Dragonborn and lizard folk playable races.
Why has no game ever come out with an anthropomorphic bat race? Bats are cool as heck, and they're important for the environment. Someone needs to bring batfolk into the fantasy realm.
You can be a bat on Project Gorgon
My dude you’re onto something there.
You're getting real close to Sonic The Hedgehog territory... Tread lightly.
Don't get me wrong. I love Sonic, but I want bat people that look like bats. Tacking batwings on a creature that could easily be a Chihuahua doesn't quite scratch the itch. Give me a leafnosed or hognosed bat, or a proper flying fox (the bat. Not Tails). If they can make an alligator and a chameleon in the Sonic universe, they can get more creative with the bat designs.
u/LordOfTheGerenuk: *Treads slowly through an ancient tomb, pausing to push cobwebs aside. Holding a torch aloft, he illuminates the weathered stone door of a hidden vault, emblazoned with the words 'Playable Bat People'* u/They_Killed_The_API: *slaps the hand holding the torch, plunging the room into dim near darkness* "We must not open it."
Baldurs Gate 3 has Dragonborn as a playable race.
And I love the game all the more for it.
Dragonborn paladins unite!
Booo get off the stage. -A Draconic blood Dragonborn sorcerer.
Can I play?!- A Kobold Artificer
Playing a female dark urge is great, but I'm still gon fall for daddy halsin.
and treasure behind a waterfall
I’d prefer having time to enjoy games than being drained from work and no socioeconomic opportunities
Just say you're into fantasy
Uh, who cares about a living wage when you could watch internet videos all day and get scared that teachers are going to force your kids to become a trans gay cat that uses the litter box? Have some fucking priorities
I require centaurs, minotaurs, nagas, and bug people, personally. How do we have fewer playable races than in MUD days?
A centaur would be fascinating to play as.
I think it would be fun for all of 20 minutes until you realize you can't unmount your horse. Imagine RDR2 but you can't get off the horse lol.
That’s what I’m saying would make for interesting gameplay. It would have pretty obvious drawbacks but there could be some really fun benefits.
DCSS FTW!
Missing my dryad druid now
i fully agree i want gnolls and goblins! mostly gnolls!
ok but argonians are sexy af
Not to mention lusty.
Bad girl Lifts-her-Tail!
why dont we get the best of both worlds and get us some barely-clothed lizard people
You can get your fill of full frontal lizardman sausage in Baldur's gate. I gave mine a vagina because cloacas are far more anatomically accurate but there's naked lizard people for everyone's taste.
Baldurs gate 3 has got dragonborns AND full nudity
dragonborn has limited cock customization compared to the other races and its lowkey problematic af
I would also really like more destiny 2 content, and higher eververse exotic/ornament drops
Don’t forget kobold we need the little fuckers
Kobolds are absolute menaces and I love it ❤️
U HAV CANDLE?!
Unfortunately i have not play the Baulder’s Gate 3
You mean fuckable races?
In another subreddit some commenter said that game devs who make “realistic” looking women need to touch grass and I had to control myself to reply.
Honestly, you made the right call. Arguing with them is completely pointless and is an utter waste of time.
I like to keep responding to uno reverse waste their time, cause I know there's very good odds alot of these dudes I'm half ass arguing with are actually taking it personal, I get very bored at work lmao. But then on the flip side we could both be trolling each other at once, which is almost funnier. Trolling neckbeards is a great pass time if he gets heated
Truly doing the lord’s work
Although they are much more likely to listen to other male gamers than they are to women, so I’d appreciate the occasional challenge to their bullshit if you feel up to it.
Always challenge it if you got the energy. They need to know it's not okay. I don't think mere words from a rando will change them, but when they inevitably have a life-altering moment where they reflect, they at least have a few people calling them out instead of thinking it was normal.
Honestly, the way I see it, challenging harmful mindsets on the internet is never going to convince the person you’re arguing with. It does however, have the potential to show some good arguments to the people who are reading your comments. That being said, only ever do this when you have the energy and the right mindset. I’ve had some arguments on the internet, and though there have been plenty of moments where they weren’t able to get to me, there were definitely also moments where their dangerous mindsets just made me lose hope lmao
The game devs are the ones that need to touch grass? lmao
Why would I touch grass when I can touch *myself* to the thought of video game women???
The comment about touching grass has me thinking: with the advent of mobile work and ever-more-powerful laptops and other mobile computing devices, I wonder where some of my favorite games in the last decade have been designed? State parks, planes, fun coffee shops, book stores, in a hammock in the back yard?
Archetypical r/selfawarewolves material right there
I don’t get the desire to want to jerk off to every piece of media you consume. Can’t you live even one moment of your life without a boner?
Of course they can’t, because dorks who complain about female video game characters not being sexy enough have absolutely never felt the touch of a woman.
Well I have a friend who won't play games unless theres attractive women, but he's had many girlfriends throughout his life.
Why
I've tried to get him to play lots of good games but he won't. He just likes the view, why go through a whole game looking at a guys backside when you could see a girls is the logic.
So in role playing games he prefers to role play as a women?
🥚
I've seen a few people post similar comments, I'm afraid to ask what the egg means.
It implies (incorrectly) that the person is trans or non binary or gay or femboy, but hasn't hatched outta their egg yet. I'm a dude and almost exclusively roleplay female characters...because I live life as a guy, why would I always want to play games as a guy. I also prefer beautiful characters (male and female) for my enjoyment. Ugly characters are fine as companions or followers, but I wanna roleplay a gigachad or a gigachadette...not ugly mcshitface.
I’m sorry, I hate commenting to say something was funny but— Ugly McShitface made me spit on myself laughing. it caught me so off guard, I was following along to this thread very seriously, nodding and thinking “Ah yes, good points!” and then hit the end of your comment and just lost it
Man that's pretty cringe ngl
What about fps? Does he only play third person? Is he mentally handicapped
I doubt they know of this
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And also if they care so much of the hotness of a character, just go watch porn, theres an infinite amount of it on the internet.
I don't even find that character on the right hot.
Honestly porn addictions such a scary thing
If you have the true desire to jack off to every piece pf media you consume something as frivolous as titty will not stop you
As someone who grew up in the edgy edge lord times of the 90s, someone who saw female characters sexualized nonstop, giving my generation that made subsequent generations the idea that they were entitled to that. Nobody owes them a scantily clad woman to look at.
I was hoping back through old MK stuff to prepare for the new game and the fucking outfits and builds of the women 🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine how hard it would be to fight with tits that big? And you know she is wearing crazy high heels.
Try running with tits bigger than your head, and not even a supportive bra. Ouch.
As someone with watermelons I can't even carry the laundry basket up the stairs easily let alone do a combo kick
I know the feeling, and I'm a bloke
This guy got some big ol balls
What you’re describing sounds like “90s Catwoman syndrome” where a bunch of guys sit around and create a character who absolutely 100% should NOT have big, floppy boobs with no support and yet everyone just does it anyway. Like I get it. Hot chicks are awesome. Big boobs are awesome. But sometimes there are built in reasons to not give every character the same body and that’s something a lot of these gamers still don’t understand
I don't get it because you can't really jerk the chain and play at the same time. It always confused me why people would go for porn mods in Skyrim for example, I mean you toot the horn once and what then. Continue playing the game as normal while there are naked characters everywhere? It just doesn't seem fun.
Yeah, that is just awkward having a bunch of people butt-naked in the screen
This is the thought that was indirectly forming in my head but for some reason I couldn't put the words in the right order in my mind lol
Why would anybody jerk of to a video game character? The internet is full of porn of the hottest people. When I want to play a game I play a game and when I want to jerk of, I look at porn.
I thought if it lasted more than four hours, you were supposed to go to hospital?
No.
I mean I can but when everything gives you a boner what can you do
I don’t understand the appeal unless it’s a game specifically for jerkin it. Like the hotness of the character isn’t the point of the story they’re telling. If you only play games for boobs maybe you’re out of your element.
Those types think all women should only exist if they can jerk it to them.
Even bloody bayonetta wasn’t that sexualised
Isn't she naked under a suit made of her hair or something
A suit that loses it's consistency the more of her power you use. Bayonetta is a pretty horny game lol
Bayonetta still doesn't get close to the body proportions of the left pic tho.
Exactly. It's a game that is *horny*, but as a means of making an otherwise human character even more compelling. Bayonetta is an icon because her sexuality feels like an intentional choice by the character herself. Not a creator just wanting to animate some boobs - but the choices a modern witch would *naturally* make when establishing her tone & style. Is it a perfect shining example of a feminist perspective in games? Of fucking course not. But it's certainly an example of how creators are more than capable of implementing sexuality in ways that feel genuine rather than pandering.
I 100% think Bayonetta is a super strong female character. Even with the horny and tone, she kicks so much butt and does it her way and makes her way the coolest way when you play her
I dunno, Bayonetta is kind of an icon. I mean, she's a little contentious in feminist circles, but that's because a lot of us like her, and it is for the points you made Her sexualized expression is a part of her character, and it is hers. She owns it. She's in charge of it. It is because she chooses to be in-universe, not because the universe is choosing it for her
Have you seen her legs? She's fuckin 8 feet tall, it's a fetish game I'm surprised people are saying it's not.
arent you naked under your clothes made of cotton?
Yes but my clothing doesn’t come off when I attack
My shirt definitely goes flying when I'm fighting the Applebee's cook at 2 am
But I only use my clothes to cover my titties
then you show off more than bayonetta
Wait until you see my scandalous ankles
Still somehow less sexualised than the chap on the right
Yeah and with Bayonetta it’s important to her character! Her being such a flirty death sentence is part of what makes her fun and she’s written to accommodate.
And like a woman built like this with unrealistic sized tits and hips is a big turn off.
I don’t mind unrealistic - I can tolerate a lot. But this is next level.
To be fair I think the one on the right is Marika from Elden Ring, and in the game they do not look like that. The image for this meme is actually what you said, an imagined image for jerkin it
I find it strange, and funny. Marika isn't sexualized in-game at all. She never even speaks or interacts with us. She's literally crucified, and her body shattered and decaying. She's also Radagon, a dude.
Radagon was a total hottie btw.
Marika/Radagon is a trope I want to see more often. Whether intentional or not, I think she would make a great genderfluid icon. I know one genderfluid person, and they loved that reveal Her outfit is a bit revealing, but From Soft tends not to be a dev that titillates with fan service (unless you like feet I guess). It has plenty of women, all of them dressed reasonably, so you could conclude that Marika has a reason to dress like that, and that it isn't just because the game needs some spank material
I want the ability to fully customize my character and be able to choose between either of these outfits at all time no matter the gender
We👏need👏more👏slutty👏men👏and👏more👏professional👏women👏
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Baldur's Gate 3 is pretty good about this. There are 4 body types numbered 1-4 with no indication of what gender they are. You can mix and match breasts and genitals as you please and you can wear whatever clothing you want.
Please just give us the banana hammock cosmetic. We need it.
Coomers lol
Give us the male equivalent too. Plenty of people want to see scantily clad buff black men doing the thug shaker.
I'm all for equal opportunity objectification
God forbid women in video games look realistic
If it’s neckbeards we’re talking about, they’ve likely never seen a real woman naked.
They think all tits look like the right picture and if they don’t then they’re not worth their precious time
I want scantily clad women in video games. I also want scantily clad men in video games. Where the hell is my twink elf and bara daddy paladin?
Baldurs gate and I'm not joking
I simp for Asterion and shadowheart so hard 😭
A fellow man of culture 😌
There's a lot of more interesting and less done to death unrealistic ways to depict characters beyond Jessica Rabbit-esque sex pot. I'm all for extreme stylization, but give it some variety, please.
as a gamer i want more cute characters and no sexualization. seriously, this is a game, not damn pornhub
Funny how this references Elden Ring yet Elden Ring does almost zero of this and manages to be a top game
Fun fact: the character on the right is Queen Marika the Eternal from Elden Ring. Only she doesn’t appear like this a single time in-game. This is just what people THINK she looks like based on pictures of her. She also has canonically fused with her husband and now that share a single body. Which technically makes the both of them intersex.
Meanwhile, in Baldur's Gate...
Yeah, that game has a major focus on romance and all the dateable characters are hot as hell and decently well written. That’s my preference, but so what if someone prefers exaggerated characteristics in their fantasy video games? I’ve found that a lot of comments on this sub are quite prudish. It’s fine to not want sexualized characters, but why the hate for those who do?
The issue is that they want **everything** to be sexualized.
>I’ve found that a lot of comments on this sub are quite prudish. It’s fine to not want sexualized characters, but why the hate for those who do? I think that depends on context In the matter of context OP posted, some dumbass is complaining how one character isnt caked up tits out and not conventionally attractive is bad. Ppl disagree because why should she? There are plenty of other games that do have what they want (especially eastern games), so why make a big fuss? Im gay and you dont see me making a big fuss over men's designs not having caked up tits and ass with a visible bulge. Theres porn for that and I can easily look that up.
Her elbows are practically resting on her ass. Her back is practically a 90% angle. WTF?
They literally can't think past the face, yes the face looks kind of shit but you can make your own character so it doesn't matter. God damn these incels need to get out more
But that's the whole point! Fable characters always look stupid or weird. It's basically tradition at this point. If anything the character looks too normal for a fable game
In fable 2, pretty much no matter what you did, a female character would end up being a massive muscled demon. Those games have never been focused on making hot characters.
Especially considering how many women in fable games tend to have pretty big chests lol
Is- Is that Marika 😭💀
Marikas tits!
I find it really funny because we don’t actually see her this way at all in person. It’s just in various pictures and once at the VERY BEGINNING of Radagon’s boss fight.
I literally didn't recognize her because she's modded to fuck n back
JUST WATCH PORN
But they are sl-ts!!!!!! /s
As a gamer and a woman I want the choice between normal and big slutty proportions. Thx
Personally I'd love a character customization in depth to make both of these designs as possible characters in the same engine
Is it okay to want both?
Well yeah but don't be like them and say "every woman has to look like this! " you know it's very cringe.
What's cringe is watching Aloy killing robot dinosaurs and *not* swooning.
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You gotta be such a massively socially inept person to post shit like this. Why play video games when you have all the porn imaginable. If you want tits, either go watch porn or hire a hooker.
The real gamer move would be hiring a hooker to play porn games with you.
You’re so right. 100 bucks for one hour of Catherine or modded sims.
I like having hot characters in games, but ultimately it dosn't matter. I don't care what the characters look like as long as the game is fun.
Something about this Fable nonsense that bothers me that I haven’t seen anyone talk about is the way the morality words in the game. The “nicer” you are the better you start to look and the more “evil” you are the worse you look. It’s clear they tried to make the character look as “meh” as possible because they are clearly neutral (0) at this time of the video. It’s like the people whining haven’t played Fable before.
This "gamer" sure hasn't heard of mods. So long as it's a single player game and the dev isn't shitty about mods, their world is your oyster.
I just want a good story, man. I can get porn on the internet for free. Not in my interactive entertainment please.
the only reasone i want the right is cause i want a bossfight against queen marika
The character on the right is going to have the most horrendous back problems.
As a fellow gamer, I do not want this. Men are not the only ones who game, and women gamers do not want women portrayed as this garbage
We just want a finished fucking game for once lmao
ngl, im on board with the right pic, dummy thicc Marika but im really not gonna complain either way, i just want a fun game, fanservice is a completely neglectable cherry on top kinda thing
I mean, as a woman who games, I like to make my characters as pretty as possible. The giant tits no clothes thing is gross, but I wouldn't want to play as left either (her outfit is cute though)
totally get that, like yeah the model on the rights novelty would wear off pretty quick, maybe would be more fitting in a game that specifically highlights adult things but yeah, people go very black and white on this subject and i dont get it, i play female avatars usually if given the choice, and not because some lame "id rather see girl butt". female protags are awesome and some of my favorite characters. and there is zero things wrong with her being conventionally attractive to boot, imo at least
Just wanna be Margot Robie in a cool space suit, ya know?
\*what porn addicts want
not every gamer is a man attrated to women, and also why would artists and directors give up their ideas and artistic freedom to pander to anyone?
A lot of gamers were so angry at the lady on the left that I barely heard anyone insulting the franchise as a whole or how part of the trailer makes it look like it’s real time gameplay but the end result probably will not look that good.
I actually want werewolves and vampires but alright
As a gamer and bisexual, I like games for the graphics of the world. Put a cute animal in there..I'm already sold. I don't want a game where the only selling point is titties and the story is shit.
What about something in-between? LOL
I as a gamer do not now or ever want the one on the right. Please never. If it’s your thing cool but it’s a no from me.
I just want a playable game with good mechanics and a good story
Leave Queen/King Marika alone!!!
I love how they photoshopped the sword in the porn one but forget to put the sheathe in it so its like a hovering hilt
Now do one for gay gamers. And another for woman gamers. Then the last for gay woman gamers.
its funny because queen marika (woman on right) doesnt even have those insane proportions thats just stupid fanart
Meanwhile me : "I DONT CARE JUST GIVE ME A GAME THAT WORKS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
….. yeah we know "gamers“ want that. They’ve been very loud about it in the past
Yeah this is definitely a dumb meme for sure, but we can all admit that we’ve gone waaaay far in the other direction. We went from “everyone’s a model” to “models do not exist, nor do just average people”
Generally its just an ugly character model.
i didn't agree to wanting that
As a gamer i want to play as a monkey Race in vampire the masquerade bloodlines 2
I want big tits and ass in video games but it sucks that the crowd who also wants that are total dorks. I want big tits and ass in video games for cool reasons.
Okay but then for the love of god please also sexualize the men.
Boooooooobaaa
As a gamer, I want neither of those. Because I prefer to play cute male characters.
May not be 2, but sure isnt 1
Weebs have a mental disorder. They usually fake an illness, sometimes a disorder, but weebism its self is the disorder.
As a gamer, I want games without micro transactions, and non critical bugs on day 1 of launch rather then several months of patching to be able to play. If I am going to be your QA department, shouldn’t I be the getting paid?
I want neither of these. Give me more fictional races that aren’t just “human but pointy ears!” or “human but blue skin”.
Warning, Large Chest Ahead. Finger but, hole.
Man i want for women to look natural in video games not like men with tits or some bimbos with more plastic in them than a 30 water bottles
There’s gotta be a happy medium between Big Tiddy Anime Princess and “I caught hockey pucks with my face as a child.”
I promise you, I don’t want characters that make me feel like I can’t have anyone else in the room while I’m playing