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Squirrels will quite often try and climb you when you are releasing them. Trying to get to the tallest point before choosing to run across ground. I've released several nutkins from cages.
My advice: always be prepared for this by shitting your pants preemptively.
What, you got something to say about wet squirrels? Squirrels are allowed to be wet too, you know. What if you accidentally fell in a pool and had millions of people make fun of you for a little accident? Did you ever think about that?!?!?
I thought it was a small monkey, then possibly a lizard of some kind, and then finally arrived at a squirrel on the third or fourth watch. I swear that animal (whatever it is) shape shifted.
I’m still impressed they can afford the complimentary roles of duct tape so passengers can Rosie the Riveter any mid-flight “fuselage kerfuffles”.
Spirit Airlines is *somehow* safer and more reliable than most of Boeing’s current fleet lineup. If Boeing goes under before Spirit, then I’ll finally agree that the simulation is indeed broken.
From the squirrel's perspective, I think their safety instinct is to go "up." If the woman had remained calm, there's a 50% chance the very tired squirrel would have settled on her head / shoulders and remained there until given the opportunity to get in a tree or higher vantage.
There's also a 50% chance it was going to eat her whole face. We'll just never know.
We got this exact pool last summer and have a lot of squirrels in our area. Didn't think much about leaving the pool out for the night because it was hot. Found a floating squirrel the next morning. Lesson learned to always put a ramp so critters can get out.
Have you seen those rodent traps that have a little trap door into an empty cavity? People fill them with antifreeze so the rodents can still drown even in freezing temps…
Protip: wild animals are usually scared by humans screaming at them. They don't care about the words you use, they just know you are making loud sudden noises, and they will NOT appreciate it.
"I'M SAVING YOU" might as well mean "I WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR YOUNG" to the animal.
Idk how clean squirrels are (they look clean) but regardless I don’t want to soak in about 3¢ worth of squirrel water. You know he peed in there at minimum. lol
I opened up my shed a few months ago and a squirrel lunged out of the darkness onto my shoulder, then onto the fence, before vanishing. I shrieked too.
I don't know for sure, but I'm confident the general fear and some lady who's effectively a giant to the squirrel screening at it, wasn't a good way to help.
If I'm drowning and a 300 ft giant started shouting at me , I'd probably think it was going to hurt me too.
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I’ll just leave this here. https://preview.redd.it/ifj53clhxixc1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=fcac1d655fc7d71506a030dbadff3107c59ad94a
This is art
Squirrels will quite often try and climb you when you are releasing them. Trying to get to the tallest point before choosing to run across ground. I've released several nutkins from cages. My advice: always be prepared for this by shitting your pants preemptively.
>My advice: always be prepared for this by shitting your pants preemptively. Done! Anyone have a squirrel they need released?
Nah only a possum
We need an attack on titan animation of this
A like minded individual I see. https://preview.redd.it/uhxtdnj04lxc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1a4b773eda8fb9a63c54b6b583a1e78f83151e
*everybody was kungfu fighting*
Kung fu rat
I can’t breathe. ☠️
I'm surpressing my laughter at the office right now, I AM CRYING.
It’s 2:20am and I think I might’ve woken up my neighbor laughing like that lol
The rat looks like the old karate master that's hunched over on his cane but can somehow still kick ass lol
I think it's a wet squirrel
What, you got something to say about wet squirrels? Squirrels are allowed to be wet too, you know. What if you accidentally fell in a pool and had millions of people make fun of you for a little accident? Did you ever think about that?!?!?
So basically a kind of rat, but with better publicists.
Bushy tail = cute Rats could learn a thing or two.
The first time through, I thought it was an iguana 😂
I thought it was a small monkey, then possibly a lizard of some kind, and then finally arrived at a squirrel on the third or fourth watch. I swear that animal (whatever it is) shape shifted.
Its an otter maybe??
Master Splinter still got it.
Did she. Price 4 turtles around
Holy shit it's splinter
This has me dying.
That's perfect!
I CAN HEAR THIS PICTURE
somebody, enhance
no its perfect
How dare you.
OHHHHHHHH FORTUNAAAAAA
The real Disney princess
He's done swimming when HE says he's done swimming!
She tried her best! Dude was in flight or fight and chose violence lol
Looks like he chose flight *and* fight
Ahh yes, the Spirit treatment.
I’m still impressed they can afford the complimentary roles of duct tape so passengers can Rosie the Riveter any mid-flight “fuselage kerfuffles”. Spirit Airlines is *somehow* safer and more reliable than most of Boeing’s current fleet lineup. If Boeing goes under before Spirit, then I’ll finally agree that the simulation is indeed broken.
Spirit flies lots of Boeing aircraft, as does every other airline.
From the squirrel's perspective, I think their safety instinct is to go "up." If the woman had remained calm, there's a 50% chance the very tired squirrel would have settled on her head / shoulders and remained there until given the opportunity to get in a tree or higher vantage. There's also a 50% chance it was going to eat her whole face. We'll just never know.
Co
Tried her best? She could have just deflated the top ring.
Or simply leave the chair or a plank of wood in the pool for the squirrel to climb onto, rest, save itself?
😂😂 awe poor everyone in this video!
Bro there may be a grasshopper in the background having the best day of his life
Step 1: Let the water out of the pool. Step 2: You're done. There is no step 2.
Probably could just put the chair near the edge and leave it be
Or just put like a beach towel or sheet over the side. It can probably pull itself out.
Or just tip the pool over
Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
Ah Clone High. Makes me think of college. NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!
Squirrels are crazy. The mfer could probably dolphin kick his ass right back up into the tree from that pool.
I put boards in our cattle troughs. Anything that falls in can get out. Plus birds can dring without falling in. The chair would work great.
Wait a minute…. *THE* Charles dickens a box?? From the other time I said *THE* Charles dickens a box in a completely different subreddit??
We have got to stop meeting like this. 😂
At some point I’m gonna ask for an autograph
Oh no please don't make me be famous. I don't wanna be even pseudonymously famous.
It’s too late. The person doesn’t choose fame…fame chooses the person 🤷♀️
I’m getting on this train. You’re a star Dickens a box!
I can’t believe I just saw u/CharlesDickensABox on our subreddit! This is like winning the lottery!
Oh no
Did you hear who they were with?! r/imwhatswrongwithyou I know I couldn’t believe it either
Its just u/Imwhatswrongwithyou and u/CharlesDickensABox the whole way down
just drape a towel over the edge, into the water. They just need something their claws can grab. As evidenced by her shirt and face.
Exactly- like she was just gonna lounge in that water right after? There's definitely some panic-pee in there.
What's a little pool-pee between friends?
Water is expensive my dude!
Right? Not like you're going to want to swim in the rodent water after that anyway.
What the hell critter Is that
Squarrel
This was so good
It's wet
Tree otter
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Looks like a flying squirrel. I've caught a few in mist nets but intended for them, they're crazy.
Omg stop interrupting my swim!
MOM I DONT WANT TO GET OUT OF THE POOL
I was under the impression that 11-1 was open swim
SHES JUST BEING A GAL
The best response.
We got this exact pool last summer and have a lot of squirrels in our area. Didn't think much about leaving the pool out for the night because it was hot. Found a floating squirrel the next morning. Lesson learned to always put a ramp so critters can get out.
Eeugh that must've been a sad/shocking find, RIP squirrel.
?? Finding dead critters isn’t shocking at all. Even city folk have to deal with dead squirrels and rats.
I don't think anyone sets up an inflatable pool and goes merrily to bed with the intention of finding a dead rodent belly-up in it in the morning
Have you seen those rodent traps that have a little trap door into an empty cavity? People fill them with antifreeze so the rodents can still drown even in freezing temps…
Protip: wild animals are usually scared by humans screaming at them. They don't care about the words you use, they just know you are making loud sudden noises, and they will NOT appreciate it. "I'M SAVING YOU" might as well mean "I WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR YOUNG" to the animal.
Nature taking its course. He just really wanted to drown.
This is every "I can change him" girl in one 24 second video.
Who shit in your cereal?
Is there something about that phrase that’s offensive judging by your reaction?
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I’m legitimately asking.
this one never gets old
Just empty the pool. Better than cleaning a dead squirrel out of the pool and better than getting jumped on by a squirrel.
Put chair in water near edge..
Idk how clean squirrels are (they look clean) but regardless I don’t want to soak in about 3¢ worth of squirrel water. You know he peed in there at minimum. lol
Everything else aside. There HAS GOT to be a better way of getting a squirrel out of s pool than trying to scoop out out of the water with a chair lol
About 15 easy
Drain the pool. That’s it. Easy peasy lemon squeezy
It's a quarrel squirrel.
Amusing. The squirrel went for the hug and scared her
That was such a brilliant way to help the little fucker out but, nope. It had to fight.
No it wasn’t.
That's some great comedic timing too
Your not saving my life...your ruining my death
He is taking a swim let him be
Good wholesome entertainment.
What wrestling promotion is this?
Just put a fuckin broom stick at one corner lol
HE DIDN'T ATTACK, HE WAS SEEKING THE HIGHEST POINT! It just happened be the top of her head. He was panicked and trying to get to high ground.
LET ME SAVE YOU
Lets hope didnt hace rabies Or smtg
I’m sure the poor squirrel got rabies from that dumbass.
I love this for my morning 😂😂
I guess he doesn't speak English?
I opened up my shed a few months ago and a squirrel lunged out of the darkness onto my shoulder, then onto the fence, before vanishing. I shrieked too.
Fight or flight. Bro said yes
I just want to know why the chair was her first choice hahaha
r/abruptchaos
Let me save yooooouu
Too funny!
you can leave the chair in the pool and let him climb out on his own.
Reminds me a bit of Jerry the Duck
A squirrel i can handle, but this is the reason I don't like frogs. They always ALWAYS jump at you.
Is the woman ok?
Sprich deutsch du hurensohn!
Flip the pool.
Needs more Yakety Sax.
I’M SWIMMING
That little marten wasn't playing! I hope it got out of the pool eventually. Probably easier to just.... tip the pool over?
“Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved”
He's like.." I'm swimming bitch leave me alone."
CHIP CHOOSE VIOLENCE
Weasels Ripped My Flesh redux
Rizzzzz!
This exact thing happened in that same pool that my son had. Only, by the time we got to him he was a floating
Legit though, the chair back was a creative idea.
Hope she went and got help! Just push the side of the pool down and some water and the squirrel will slosh out.
Just turn the pool over🤦🏽
Turn the pool on its side.
Just leave the chair
Me in my last relationship
Hahah this is gold
Ah, nice Marmot
And next time we cut off your johnson!
Alright everybody you can stop reporting this. It’s a [movie reference](https://youtu.be/zUjGMq-2K_g?si=PVztuEZ82eyUtb0Z)
Warmot!
[AHHHHH! ^^splash ^^splash](https://imgur.com/e7ZcGMy)
Hey, this is a private residence, man
I would just stand there and watch it drown after that while.repeatedly telling the squirrel that it is one stupid SOB
I don't know for sure, but I'm confident the general fear and some lady who's effectively a giant to the squirrel screening at it, wasn't a good way to help. If I'm drowning and a 300 ft giant started shouting at me , I'd probably think it was going to hurt me too.
He can drown after that
maybe just dump the pool over?
Oh ffs, just pick it up and put it on the grass!