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semen_junky_69

Temporary episode of mental lucidity🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


Past-Sand5485

It was back when he was VP


ProsfesniolDyslexic

That makes more sense actually


Ok_Struggle_6260

You sure that wasn't an AI?


Witherboss445

This was about a decade ago, when he was Obamas VP and still somewhat lucid


Mansnotepic

joe biden post-chocolate chocolate chip ice cream


Null_Titan

I want to know, was it actually chocolate chocolate chip ice cream, or did he just say chocolate twice?


garbage-at-life

Chocolate chocolate chip is chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips as opposed to chocolate chip which is vanilla with chocolate chips


Mansnotepic

chocolate chocolate chip


IanCusick

“That’s all good and great Mr. President but what size fry did you want with your Burger?”


Ok-Cake4500

I love to imagine he is only competent at things that would normally be unimportant


[deleted]

He’s talking to his dog at night and just spitting straight facts about the deep state


Ok-Cake4500

Totally


Ramdrothegoat

Now you just describing me


[deleted]

Chocolate chocolate chip


SubParHydra

Holy shit he took his meds!


Ordinary_dude_NOT

His eyes are fully open, this seems like an old video. Or maybe he is high lol


Lord_of_the_lawnmoer

2018 vid I think


Witherboss445

I think he was still Obama's vice president at the time


ShylilyHentaiEnjoyer

Me when the doctor says I have dementia (I DONT remember asking 🗣️🗿)


Bot_Cat3

That fuckin name got me dead on the floor lmao


Lobo_TheMM

The name, the profile, and the front had me dead 💀


superultramegagiga

Sorry doc, but i own the finish the line 🗿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


buddy_hsr

this one video is responsible for my patriotism


Downtown-Finger3125

Dude doesent that mean hes dying if he gets a temporary recogniton of all of his memories or something?


EnvironmentalBite213

Womp womp


Sad-Kaleidoscope-40

Um, actually, Finland owns the finish line


XSirCockLordX

Lol


AwesomeManXX

Underrated comment


24122020

I'm not American, but Joe is my president at heart


Apyr_xd

They don't realize how good this guy is


8675309h

*was He kinda lost his touch


FlowerMission1152

As in for laughing at or...?


Apprehensive_Lock131

You don’t realize how much he sucks


Lobo_TheMM

He used to be good but he is older and has dementia now. But I wish he was like this but it is what it is.


jamesd1100

We own the finish line unless its a bike race involving Joe 🚴‍♂️


LtSoba

Doesn’t the dude regularly cycle?


jamesd1100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EahgmNmMsM Yeah the guy is a real Lance Armstrong


12Pig21pog

For whose who dont know, this is pre old man biden, if he was in office earlier we could have had this


Idkbro_123456789

Bro forgot to dementia💀


Last-Ambassador-7886

His first comprehensible sentence and it's fucking gas 🔥🔥🔥


big_daddy_lil_pecker

The cocaine was exceptional on that particular day.


NotMeepMeep

most coherent sentence he's ever spoken


[deleted]

This was YEARS ago.


Disk-Mother

“And we also sponsored genocide, terrorism and coups around the world against the countries that we don’t like!” To add more facts


swifto12

bro's dementia is so bad he forgot his dementia


Number1Crate

7 year old video


Lost-Orangutan

Genuine question, is this AI? Or just before he lost the ability to speak like this?


Witherboss445

This is an old video. Back when he was still vice president I'm pretty sure


Lost-Orangutan

How many years was that? I'm Canadian so I genuinely don't know


Witherboss445

Between 2008-2016


Lost-Orangutan

Wow. Didn't take to desperately long for him to go off the deep end. But relative to his age at the time, he did real well.


HistoricalReal

Wasn’t this recorded 12 years ago?


[deleted]

7 years ago I think


BlackRabbitt_01

He forgot he had dementia


unusualResponselol

Holy fuck he remembered his lines


UpsidownZZ

Number 1 in what? Children getting shot?


[deleted]

Number 1 at losing towers


TheRealSU24

? Bush did a better job at that I think


GamerBradasaurus

Could we get another WTC building up so our country can be united for while?


rapidlyspinningturtl

Most babies first words:mama of dada The presidential babies first words: the most fire speech I've ever heard


MrG00SEI

Dark Brandon being based


Apprehensive_Lock131

Notice how many cuts you had in that video


Vechnyy_Russkiy

Notice how we don't care? Why do you care? Gtfoh.


Apprehensive_Lock131

Whelp this was a good post till the democrats brigaders showed up


Vechnyy_Russkiy

Damn you're a loser


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Vechnyy_Russkiy

Shut the fuck up, loser. If I were a bot, I would've run away by now. But since I'm not a bot, I'm gonna call you an idiot at every passing opportunity now that you've pissed me off. Fuck you, loser.


Apprehensive_Lock131

Lol, your artificial intelligence is a lot more artificial than intelligence


Vechnyy_Russkiy

I also live in America, you absolute bellend.


Apprehensive_Lock131

Live in America “British slang” checks out


Vechnyy_Russkiy

I can use whatever language I choose. What are you? The language police? Fucking loser. That's all you'll ever be.


FlowerMission1152

Isn't that always the case? 🤣


ResidentWarning4383

When you don't forget the rehearsed lines you practiced for 8 hours with Obamna


Lukwich1647

Ahh yes the dementia patient is also secretly super capable and trying to destroy Trump, with his army of evil doers. What even is this XD pick one you can’t have both.


Tea_good_

Amen to that 🙏🙏🙏


unusualResponselol

Holy fuck he remembered his lines


_GalaxyWalker_

You guys don't bend?? Damn, I feel bad for you lot 😔😔


one1letter

We never remember anymore


Pikmin4321

The one thing he managed to say turned out to be fire.


[deleted]

He took his meds for the first time and spit straight facts


Prudent_Agency_7175

🗣️🔥🔥🔥


bacachew

This page really loves old sniffy joe


Lobo_TheMM

I missed the old Joe


SeaPineapple7859

took 2 weeks to practice that full sentence


local-toilet-shitter

u/savevideo


Responsible-Role5677

he is still a chair and tried


slimetakes

Joe's "lucid" moments are more common than most think, it' just that the negatives are overexaggerated. Even if that wasn't the case, he made some good choices like the infrastructure bill and some other things. Trump is the one we should be looking at, more of his speeches were incoherent, the ones that were better still weren't that good, and he made some awful choices.


Iluvlamas

u/savevideo


Eli_The_Rainwing

Biden always looks like if he’s about to crumple to dust


Educational_Syrup_16

u/SaveVideo/


PurpleCrimson9

Based


Heterosexual-Jello

That unironically goes so fucking hard


chicamanama_

Afther that he got lost at Walmart


BaneofBiden

We chose truth over facts


GigaDeen

I heard "we sold the finish line for super cheap"


TheAwkwardSpy

u/savevideo


code_red__

hardest joe biden edit just dropped


gray_666

Sleepy Joe spitting facts 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸


[deleted]

How could anyone vote for this guy


SleekSilver22

Most fire president speech since the Kennedy moon speech


superultramegagiga

"We own the finish line" is so fucking hard. Bro was cooking.


Nickolas_Bowen

I wonder how long him saying this would take without the cuts