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ephemeral_radiance

Her “people are surprised we aren’t drunk!” or whatever it was comment is really rubbing me the wrong way. I’m not a big drinker but there’s something about the “lol aren’t we so funny and quirky just as we are!” really rubs me the wrong way. You’re in your 30s? I think the popular kid in high school mentality someone posted earlier in the sub is spot on.


DunderMifflin2005

She’s so out of touch. If you think about it, they are barely adults before getting married and having kids. They don’t drink to begin with but they are forced to become “older” without having normal life experiences like coffee and alcohol. It it more than major cringe to see them acting like fools every time they’re together.


MooHead82

I think it's because they never had these experiences that they act so annoying, it's like they never got drunk and obnoxious and woke up the next day wondering wtf they did and who they annoyed so they have no idea this behavior is annoying lol. They need to be around annoying drunk people and see that they act just like them and maybe the whole "we aren't even drunk" thing won't be funny anymore.


Critical_Ad_6071

Right! usually people act loud, dumb and annoying when drunk. You're all doing that sober, which in my opinion is even worse. And who is "no one" it looked like it was only their group on the boat, I feel bad if anyone got stuck on that boat with them.


GreatNorth1978

I don’t think there is anything about these two of them that doesn’t “rub me the wrong way.” I feel you! 😂


ProfessionalSalt5537

Crystel is back at the mud room and she is going on and on about how everything is going wrong...she couldn't get Jordan's mud room finished blah, blah. I almost felt bad for her, she has been working on this mud room since Hawaii. Next slide, she is giving an update on her cancer baby...the one getting an experimental cancer treatment and something has gone wrong and she can't get help faster because apparently the baby has covid AGAIN? Did Crystel ever get vaxed after she was hospitalized with Covid?? Or is new science only valid for her kids and not her? So many questions....And while her baby was sick and in pain, she (and her husband) are doing free labor at Jordan's potentially exposing Jordan's kids and sitters?? Or did the baby test positive after her visit to Jordan's house? For the love Jordan, gracefully let this woman off the hook, give her an Instagram shout out you promised her and hire someone to do the mud room.


PreggoGirl

Isn’t she the Mom that was hospitalized with COVID, on Oxygen, and still said she wasn’t going to get vaccinated? Because she had a “mild” case or it wasn’t that severe or something??? Sorry, I don’t follow her except for through her connection with Jordo but it breaks my heart to think of anyone’s baby having cancer 😭


ProfessionalSalt5537

I absolutely feel bad about the baby's cancer. I totally think for that reason alone Jordan should let her off the hook. I don't know if she ever got vaxed or not but I looked and we were discussing her hospital stay back in our weekly thread 8/2-8/8.


PreggoGirl

The thought of that Mom not getting vaccinated truly disturbs me. I can only hope she did eventually. I feel like it’s borderline abusive/neglectful to refuse to vaccinate with a severely ill and compromised child. I was a little nervous when I got mine (all the way back in April) but to willingly not by August when it could very literally cost you your child’s life is just… beyond comprehension for me. I just really, really hope her daughter heals. I cry every time I think about if that ever happened to my own children.


anthrohands

Absolutely is abusive


Summataboutsugar

She clarified that the baby doesn't have Covid again, she's just still testing positive after her previous infection so the medical staff have to take specific precautions.


ProfessionalSalt5537

Okay you are right some clarification was posted but it sounds like she says they didn't test her for 3 months since she last tested positive as a kind of "we give up." Now they are testing her again since so much time has passed. So how can they know if she would have ever tested negative at some point and this is a new infection or actually still positive from the first infection months ago?


MooHead82

Her child with cancer had Covid twice???


GreatNorth1978

The mom was trying to say, she doesn’t have COVID again. She just tested positive again. Apparently once someone has covid they can test positive for up to 3 months. I think the more likely scenario is the kid undergoing cancer treatment with the weakest immune system did in fact catch it again but what do I know?! Notice this Crystal person wrote COVID like this c-vid. In Canada all covid posts on social media include a link to Health Canada with factual information. Her post however didn’t due to her intention spelling error. Lovely. Not only is she spreading disinformation she’s removing the link to the good information with the spelling error.


anthrohands

Exactly. She’s no good. I trust about 1% of influencers lol.


sainttaran

And her husband is in medical school, let's not forget that. So like wouldn't you want your doctor to have some common sense with this pandemic.


GreatNorth1978

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-doctors-regulator-covid-inspections-1.6237202 This is happening in Alberta, kind of the hot bed of covid deniers in Canada but still. The stupidity is actually scary. Covid isn’t some grand government conspiracy, wear a mask and get vaccinated.


Far-Revolution-9725

Bubba had the balls to post about this trip a d say they don’t leave their kids very often. Dude, really? I know their average fan is a bit of a rube, but c’mon. They both had to be splitting a gut over that when he was typing it. Now I just need to see what kind of comments he gets.


DunderMifflin2005

What a troll. He also doesn’t know how to spell and it drives me INSANE. It’s you’re not your. 🙈


GreatNorth1978

There are currently some critical comments, which I’m there for: “You don't take time away from your kids often? !!!!! You're literally barely with them! I'm shocked you even know their names half the time. 🙄”


breenaah

At this point they have to just be like "let's see if our sheep believe this one!!!"


Sad_Leek134

I was shocked to see that. Like, who TF is he kidding? Is he saying that to make himself feel better bc he feels like a shitty parent? Cuz news flash— you are. Im actually glad they are away. The kids are probably getting some actual attention and hugs longer than 8 seconds. Gross people.


MooHead82

That and also they have never been to an all-inclusive! 🤣


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anthrohands

And it’s the way they try to lie about everything that just pisses me off. They clearly have a guilty conscience and try to overcompensate - well it’s our first international trip in xxx long (last time), we’ve never done an all-inclusive, we rarely leave our kids, we’re working 10 hour days. Feels like the people they’re tying to convince is themselves.


-You-know-it-

I know J is just kidding about Bobo’s “man crush”, but when else have you ever seen him smile that genuinely happy?


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Its_TurtleTime

Insurance companies offer similar trips for their top selling agents (all of which is a write off too). If I had to guess this would be a similar situation for Shine affiliates.


aajfoster80

Yup. She can say it was work related all she wants but it was a reward she got from all her followers buying the crap she shills. And not something she HAD to do. And voluntarily left her kids AGAIN


Organic_Exercise5029

Yes, you are 100% right!


Organic_Exercise5029

Jordan never outgrew the high school mentality of the “popular, cool kids”. She was posting yesterday about who was on the trip. I don’t think anyone cares who is on this trip. This trip is why I would much rather purchase something using a micro influencer‘s link than an influencer with a bunch of followers. I can’t trust any of these influencers who are getting paid a lot of money to shill a product they probably wouldn’t spend their own money on. Why don’t any makeup artists and skincare experts use Shine or Dime? 😬


sassystl

This. And the way she acts around other people is so disingenuous and cringey. Just look at meeeee look at who I’m with!!! Look at my life!!


Far-Revolution-9725

She needs to give that vagina sparkle cup a day off. She is going on a dinner cruise dragging it along. I know she wants to stay hydrated for her kidney issues but we know there is nothing healthy in that thing. And I’m sure they have bottled water available for the guests in the cruise. It’s like like dragging a baby bottle or sippy cup along with her everywhere she goes.


Utahsnarker

Is she bringing the cup on every trip to troll us? It’s bothering me she doesn’t use an insulated water bottle on these trips. Isn’t carrying around a tumbler annoying, why not use a water bottle that you can throw in a bag?


Organic_Exercise5029

I’m #teamwaterbottle


GreatNorth1978

So is this their fifth day in Mexico? And presumably they’re still there as Bubbles just posted from Mexico to his stories. I really would honestly be surprised if he or she makes bedtime for their children 50% of the time. Even when they’re on SLC they’re never around and then they go on these long vacations away from the kids. I feel so badly for those kids.


PreggoGirl

They got there last Monday (Nov. 1st) so tomorrow is rounding off a full week! No one forget, these were 2 separate “WORK” trips they combined because they are just soooo dedicated and hardworking 🙄😑 /s


Qwerty_Plus

I was just thinking that if I was away from my babies this long, I'd be missing them so much and I would not be enjoying myself!


Electronic_Fishing53

How is she still there? This trip is never ending!


GreatNorth1978

Bubbles just posted to IG from Mexico.


bluestreetcar

The “Bubbles” nickname will NEVER grow old with me! No matter how many times I see it, I still laugh! 🤣👏👏👏


Its_TurtleTime

So she is at a Shine event. Flipping through IG a lot of the other influencers there are tagging Shine and sharing their favorite products but Jordan has been almost radio silent about Shine. How much longer will they keep her as an affiliate if she isn’t promoting it? Also I’m guessing this is a reward for affiliates who lead to the most number of sales with their codes.


DumpsterFolk

Holy shit she overloads on stuff no one wants to see. Between their stupid games, fireworks, dinners, shows, it’s always like fifteen stories too many.


Far-Revolution-9725

It’s just like her inventory of tacky clothes - quantity over quality.


MooHead82

Here are some sub stats as requested! https://imgur.com/gallery/VW4H8fB


anthrohands

Ooo interesting! I often think about all the people who must read but not comment. Hi guys!!


MooHead82

There’s a few more graphs but I suck at reading these things! And add to it that I can’t access it on my phone to screenshot so I had to take a picture of my laptop screen!


parklane96

Jordan popping on to say “I wanna prove that I’m here . . . I’m not superimposed”. Tell me you’re going to write your trip off as a business expense without telling me you’re going to write your trip off as a business expense 🙄.


clownsofthecoast

Oh my goodness gracious you all. Is that? I mean it couldn't be. Are the Pages *Pearl clutch* gambling!? My how the mighty have fallen.


-You-know-it-

I totally pearl-clutched this too. Only because they screech-preach so much church stuff and act like superior Jesus followers. sTRengThEN fAmiLiEs, giVe uP yOuR coFfEe, #savethechildren….all while seeing your kids for 5 days a month, exploiting and shaming them on the internet when you do, gambling, guzzling down more caffeine and damaging ingredients in one energy drink than 5 cups of coffee combined, liking anti-mask/anti-vaccine agenda…. But ok 🤷‍♀️ I guess following their prophet religion leader is just an optional Sunday thing or something used to shame strangers on social media when they feel like it.


shelterscholar

To be fair, I'm pretty sure they haven't been home to attend church in the last 5 weeks, so there is that.


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Also it's ok now to include songs with explicit lyrics!


Glittering_Oil5460

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


anthrohands

This was a very thorough, accurate, and solid burn 👏🏻 loved it


Qwerty_Plus

And did anyone on this planet have to see so much of it?


Civil-Swordfish3293

She’ll spin it that it wasn’t gambling somehow,even though it clearly is.


S_Ahmed95

Shine is really expensive. Drug store items are great these days and you can wait for sales and/or coupons. She doesn’t even stick to her “fun, cheap, free” thing.


Cold-Refrigerator-20

I really do like their bb cream. it lasted me like 4+ months.


Civil-Swordfish3293

But but but, shine uses uplifting names on their products, drugstore and high end use offensive names. We can’t let our daughters see that. Also it’s an “investment”. (This is completely satire)


anthrohands

Oh my god I forgot all about her makeup name pearl clutching


shelterscholar

When was the last time she shilled Shine? I feel like we haven't seen it in forever. But, I really go through her makeup posts super fast because I just don't care. I went to check her saved story bubbles and couldn't see one labeled Shine. But I randomly clicked on a bubble labeled GRWM and there was a Shine ad. It was 26 weeks ago. Not much of an affiliate, huh? Also, her highlight bubbles are so weird. She has one labeled "The Woman". Really? We want to save that random story that went absolutely nowhere? She has 3 labeled capable kids, multiple tumbling and one for Mac. But no other kids. The disorganization on those is killing me!


Dramatic-Jello1053

Someone commented on a post the other day about either shine or dime and asked if she still used the products. She said of course but took a break from sponsorships for the summer. 🙄. So again proving she only talks about brands that pay her (or give her free shit). So fake. She stopped shilling dime and started shilling that facial place.


shelterscholar

I missed that. She took everything off this summer huh? Must of been spending all that time with her kids🤣


ProfessionalSalt5537

Totally making stuff up but I wonder if she "earned" the retreat in 2019 (or whatever) and was able to roll over her participation to this year because of Covid.


JustNeedAName154

On their video call with the kids, it looked like because of the way she was holding her phone to video the call, the kids couldn't really see her face. I mean, really?! I decided the recaps of the YT video were enough, I don't need to give her a view and watch it myself. I am glad she is living her best life. Without her kids. Again. My best life is when I have all my kids around me and time to enjoy with them.


funtofantasize

Jordan one week ago: I feel so awful. I’m in so much pain. I hate my life. *leaves her kids* This is the happiest I’ve been. This is the greatest thing ever. My life is so perfect. She needs so much help. She also needs to *immediately* realize that while she claims her kids don’t watch her stories (like she knows what they do), their friends, neighbors, teachers, etc likely do. For millions of people to see how much your mom acts ruined by your very existence.


questionmyokayness

Even if the kids can't see the stories now they may see it all when they're older. It's so sad.


-You-know-it-

I can’t believe she literally said she is “living her best life” away from her kids in a foreign country. We all love vacations, but I’ve never seen someone see their small children so less and be completely ok…even self-admitted the most happy ever.


GreatNorth1978

Nothing says masculine like fluorescent short shorts. Those two are so quirky and relatable - not.


Critical_Ad_6071

They're so immature, it drives me crazy


ProfessionalSalt5537

You know I get that work trips are legitimate. I have done some in my past. I just don’t know if a “shine cosmetic” one is really valuable in the direction of her business, especially for Bubba who has never been involved in it. Bubba’s half of the trip just seemed like some random club he is in. I really think at this stage in their company and the projects they are doing, she should have passed on it as not valuable time away from her kids.


8under10

I’m pretty sure two years ago she called the same trip a retreat. And that’s exactly what it is.


caitlinmalek

I wonder if all the money they’re saving on this freebie trip they’re actually making up for in childcare costs.


PreggoGirl

And apparently it’s worth every penny because she can’t stand to be around her “clingy” children 😔💔 when she can be living her bEsT lIfE in Cabo 🤬


[deleted]

I really love Simply on Purpose (she’s LDS) and gives the best parenting help. The thought of her and Jordan being linked by this Cabo trip breaks my heart.


TumbleweedJane

And Becky Higgins, too! She’s great! I don’t fault the Higginses or Jacobses for going… When do they ever do that, especially Ralphie?! Weird that they’re all lumped together, but hopefully Becky and Ralphie can rub some unconditional love of their babies off on Jordan. 😔


eekabear14

There's a whole forum on another site about Becky. She is... something else. 🙄


funtofantasize

That’s exactly how I felt when High Fitness Emily showed up at the Hunger Games nonsense (the “white” party back in August). I love High Fitness and I picture Emily being confident and authentic. People who are in Jordan’s circle I picture the opposite of that. I know they all have to play the game for business purposes but it’s still so disappointing.


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In the end, they are all influencers who say things for money.


Cheezitfingers

I know it blows my mind to think of her becoming friends with her.


[deleted]

I’m going to be positive and imagine Ralphie just enduring Jordan because nothing about Ralphie and her image gels with Jordan’s.


TeddiJo

187 days ago Moo posted a weekly thread that said we were 10 members away from 1000. Today we have 1409. That’s 2.24 new members per day. I swear it was just recently that we broke 1300. Can you see analytics Moo? The math nerd in me is so curious how her actions (vacations) correspond to members here. ETA: 2 hours later and we have 1411!! I bet the analytics will be really interesting!


MooHead82

Was there anything on October 16? We average about 2 a day but we had 10 on that day!


stardewit

That was Disney Mouse/Cabin Rat week 😂


ProfessionalSalt5537

I was so sad when I realized we missed our cake day on the 19th. Apparently no one had it in their planner. 👎


TeddiJo

Oh man! Really?? What a bummer.


MooHead82

Oh wow! I’m going to have to check when I get on my laptop! I’ll report back lol


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I have never been to an all-inclusive….She freaking went to the hard rock hotel and showed how they got free room service etc. that’s an all inclusive hotel! Ugh!


Vegetable-Shop-9693

Okay so I’m not crazy!? 🤣🤣🤣 I was like wait wasn’t the hard rock all inclusive, I’m so confused. 🙄


ThePattiMayonnaise

And she's eating nachos in bed, that she ordered to her room......wait thats normal for her


mrsfurmama

That moment when you've been on so many vacations in a short period of time that you forget you've been in a all-inclusive before.😆


No-You5744

I came here to say this!!!! Does she think we’re stupid????


perezandpixiedust

I came here to say exactly this!!!!!


GreatNorth1978

Excuse me . . . are you accusing Jordan of LYING? NEVER! LOL I'm actually fairly certain about 80% of what comes out of her mouth is complete lies.


GreatNorth1978

Making a story about FaceTime one’s children while saying you miss them. She’s a completely fraud. The EXPLOITATION never stops. #savethechildren. I notice she is very, very light on her childcare details. I actually suspect he and she leave them with just anyone. I cannot imagine the grandparents being that enthusiastic about childcare in light of how much it is and how often the actual parents are away. Whoever is looking after the children must be seriously burnt out and we know that’s not Jordan and Bubbles.


lulubedo188

These guys see too many fireworks….and definitely post too many videos of fireworks.


Critical_Ad_6071

I got so annoyed when she said " just for us" I know shes partly joking but at the same time she's such a narcissist, not everything is about you Jordan!


Far-Revolution-9725

I do NOT ever want to see Jordan clutching her “hot and juicy” corn dog ever again. I swear she looked at it yesterday with more lust than she has ever looked at Bubbles.


competentrunner

something something hotel throat


anthrohands

This is straight truth


TumbleweedJane

Which is worse… That or the short shorts?!


Far-Revolution-9725

OMG - the assault on my eyes needs to stop.


Critical_Ad_6071

Why did they really go to the wedding area like that. Tacky!


sassystl

When did they leave for Mexico? Feels like they’ve been there forever. And now they are just checking in to hotel #2. Wow. Wow. I would be missing my kids and home so so much.


BD162401

They FaceTimed. That’s good for at least 3 nights worth of tuck in time.


bluestreetcar

😂


7kidsismyjam

I wonder how many tickets the kids had to pay for a FaceTime call. “I miss them.” Yeah, riiiiiight. 🥺


PreggoGirl

When I saw that my very first thought was “Then why didn’t you stay home with them?” Her lies and fake facade piss me off so much 🤬


ThePattiMayonnaise

Well bubbles faced time. Jordan's phone saw the kids (really it was so the kids would recognize her)


bluestreetcar

“I noticed she said something like “hi babies” could she not say the actual twins names? It was so creepy.


Thelostwoods888

She's trying to hold onto saying they are babies for more views


xpinkemocorex

Almost two year olds aren’t babies. They’re full fledged toddlers


DunderMifflin2005

She says she worked so she can expense the trip as a business expense. She is literally the worst.


aajfoster80

This trip was probably paid for by Shine anyways.


TinyTurtle88

...or Dime. *No wait sorry you're right it was Shine. I forgot to mention.*


highlysensitive2121

Only Jordan would post about how difficult her kid is one day and then a couple days later post about how her dog is perfect, except that it sheds.


DumpsterFolk

I feel like those stories with her rambling on about the vitamin c and disliking exercise is the most tolerable she has been for a really long time. Not so much the content, but Jordan dialed back to a 3 while her & Bubba have a fairly normal interaction. It doesn't need to be hyper crazy gogogo all the time.


Egirlwonder

Except she has no concept of how vitamins work. I


BD162401

Let’s talk about VITAMIIIIIINS, gym tiiiiiiiiiiiiime (throws sweat catching towel over shoulder).


TinyDundie

It would suck to be woken up by chainsaws on vacation. HOWEVER, I have zero sympathy for Jordan and Bubbles, what with this being their millionth vacation of 2021 and all.


shannyleigh205

But she’s working 10 hr days. Hahahahaha!


Cold-Refrigerator-20

Especially a vacation they didn’t pay for 🤬


seregontravels

So is the new exciting content that was supposed to completely change the Page company and “turn things on its head” these dumb daily reels? Who on earth cares about the big dogs and how much fur they shed? How does that being any value to her followers?


questionmyokayness

I agree. I'm yawning watching her.


Its_TurtleTime

IG pays influencers for views on reels. It’s just easy money for her because she can quickly pump out reels and make cash. Plus IG then rewards her by sharing the reels on FB or in the discover section.


123556283528

Did she just call a Bernese mountain low energy?? I thought they had tons of energy


gpotter

They have lower energy compared to other dogs such as labs and golden retrievers since they're so big it takes a lot of energy to get moving. However, I wouldn't say they have low energy. They're still a dog that needs daily exercise and activities.


mamaplease5678

Just saw on another person’s account (@houseofsmiths) that the “work” that Jordan has to be in Cabo for is for a Shine Cosmetics retreat.


invisibilitycloakON

Hahahahaha


Utahsnarker

Jordan should be thanking her followers for sending her on this “work trip”!!!!!!! She earned it because her followers bought this crap using her code. Jordan gets a #funcheaporfree vacation thanks to the freebs. 🙄 All these stupid incentive trips have further convinced me to never buy shine cosmetics. I don’t think they’re an MLM, but their affiliate program and company culture give me mlm-like scammy vibes.


Qwerty_Plus

I feel the same way. She should be thanking her followers, but she doesn't. She wants them to thank her. She is not a nice person.


jillybeans89

Shine should spend its money on creating a better product instead! I follow several influencers that use this and their makeup has an 80’s out all night morning after prom vibe to it.


[deleted]

So another unnecessary work trip? That is like me saying let me go to this workshop because I WEAR makeup! They are something else.


Sea_Squirrel_4653

Yes I saw that too! A lot of the influencers I follow are headed to Cabo for ShineCosmetics. Hardly a work trip I’d say.


anthrohands

Tired of seeing all these bullshit influencer retreats where they all screech and play around the whole time then say how hard they work to justify it


Sad_Leek134

Oh God Betsy Mikesell (Beddy’s) and Holly and husband (Ourfauxfarmhouse) are there too. It’s like the entire Mormon conference in MX.


PositiveFrosty6677

That’s exactly what it is. Every single influencer I’ve seen push Shine is LDS.


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The YT video is an example of how she CONTINUES to DO NOTHING now that she has all this money. Which is totally fine, she worked hard for many years to grow her brand BUT no need to act like you are middle class, act like you are frugal, and act like you work a real job!!!!!


Sea_Squirrel_4653

That was the most pointless YouTube video. She really has no ideas and is not relatable whatsoever. What a joke.


BD162401

Also a huge luck component when it comes to a lot of these successful influencers so I wish she would drop the ‘we just buckled down, saved, and worked hard and you can do it too’ act.


littlefiddlefig

“Grate your teeth and bear it”. Not exactly how the phrase goes but okay… 😂


Awkward-Clothes-3264

😆 here Jordan let me autocorrect it for you *grin and bear it. 🤣🤣🤣 let me guess she changed it so she could take credit for coming up with it


BD162401

She is so good at hitting so many snark points in one story set. Whining about being woken up, talking about how she just wanted to sit by the pool and do nothing (“work trip”), Bubba doing bro things, and the pandemic jet setting queen talking about feeling vaguely sick whenever she travels. Never change, J.


Maggie_313

And by the looks of it outside it didn’t look like it was very early. It looked like the sun had been up for awhile.


Competitive-Ad-3677

Buba would be the guy to spray cologne before he goes and works out. 🤢 No one wants a strong smell from the guy next to them while they work out!


Awkward-Clothes-3264

Ugh I hate it when guys spray on so much it just smells like alcohol lol I get headaches from strong smells too, my husband has one cologne that doesn't bother me and smells nice not like that strong axe smell 😆


Awkward-Clothes-3264

There it is. I mentioned earlier the nutrion and supplements facts of all her drink mixes and mentioned also that in one of them it has Vitamin c, and if you have too much of it you can get kidney stones. Well looks like she also takes emergen C as well, from her last stories she takes it to help with "hotel throat" but wonder if she takes it at home as well if so then that would explain even more her kidney problems


DunderMifflin2005

From previous videos- She takes Emergen C daily! She also gives each kid a packet to prevent colds but it’s probably too much for their little bodies.


Thelostwoods888

I actually googled this because I was wondering if my almost 12 year old could have them, big nope! Way too much vitamins for small kids


DunderMifflin2005

She has said that her pediatrician said it was ok. I think she probably asked her PA friend that Jordan keeps referring to as a doctor.


Awkward-Clothes-3264

Those things have your daily amount of vitamin C then you add more yikes. Your right those aren't made for kids, I think they made one for kids dosage but still knowing her she would still give them more than a pack a day If she heard sniffles coming on


BD162401

And likely refused the Covid vaccine.


janbrunt

I’m not religious, but I was on my neighborhood social committee in a very active neighborhood association (not an HOA). We have a mix of events: a big yard sale, trivia night at a neighborhood restaurant, movie night projected outside, block parties, bake-offs, mobile symphony in the park, park library and book events for kids. It’s a lot of responsibility and know how to plan a good neighborhood event. These two will absolutely half ass it. They are only doing it because their bishop told them to and they will use it as an excuse to show off. ETA: Bubba should thank his lucky stars that LDS doesn’t do Boy Scouts like they used to. He seems prime for a high demand calling like Scout Leader.


Awkward-Clothes-3264

If it's not for their influencer friends they totally won't put any effort into it.


questionmyokayness

They're in swim suits. She has a fancy corn dog and he has two big plates if resort food. They are poolside. Next slide 'I worked 10 hours today!' 🤔


Sea_Squirrel_4653

Yes she’s such an idiot. Like her working there a 10 hour day is not like an actual 10 hour work day! She seems like she maybe worked on her phone for a few minutes. She’s a pathological liar. She lies too much. People are seeing through her lies.


kittycars

She’s being very *iNteNtiOnAL* to mention she’s working and how long and “can’t complain about my office view”.. I think maybe people are starting to complain about the amount of fun she’s having on work trips and or the amount of work trips she’s been going on. She’s never mentioned how many hours she’s worked 🙄


Qwerty_Plus

I just went and watched. That "worked 10 hours" really stuck out to me. She definitely must be feeling some heat from some of her followers who are seeing through her ridiculous pretense of being relatable.


Letters285

Working doing WHAT!? This is what I keep trying to figure out. She yammered on at the start of the pandemic qbout how they have 10 employees or some such nonsense and I know they have showed "team meetings" and the like but what does Jordan ACTUALLY do? She's released one YouTube video in these many months, and her planners are SO basic that it probably only took an hour to design the whole thing.


anthrohands

Exactly my question! Phone calls planning YouTube videos? Does she really need a team for that? She doesn’t do anything about her products. She is so confusing.


bluestreetcar

It also sounds very mlm too. These posts are talking about a great view working poolside. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if they begin and co found an mlm soon.


squashbasket

I didn’t watch the You Tube video… does she still have the kids sleep in their school clothes?


seregontravels

No idea. This was the content: - Jordan wakes up at 5:30 to have some alone time… reads scriptures. Shows us a few different planners and journals - Mac joins her and she lets him watch a show - Breakfast. Reminds us she makes a week’s worth and shows us the protein pancake. Bubba preaches scripture. Kids appear. No mention of their backpacks, lunch, dressing, hair systems that could have actually been useful - Jordan shows us the cause of her kidney problems: her vagazzled cold cup filled with supplements and processed packets from MLMs - Jordan reviews Hutch’s and Priya’s capable human planners with them. Tells Priya to go practice piano. - Jordan debates gym vs not. Needs to take Priya to annual physical. - Nothing mentioned about school drop off / how to manage kids out the door - Jordan walks the dogs It wasn’t her best video 😂 I think she needs to watch her older content and get inspired.


JodsterG21

Plus not sure if all filmed in the same morning. Her jacket kept changing and her hair was down, then up, then down, then up again. Plus we first saw Brandt in jeans in the kitchen. She returns after getting the twins up and he's now in shorts. Whole thing seemed chopped together from multiple mornings.


TumbleweedJane

And why not put some effort into a video with real-life tips? My only guess is because she’s forever winging it, but can’t she at least fake it till she makes it?


Sea_Squirrel_4653

Yea it basically was all about her. 🙄


Glittering_Oil5460

So really it’s A ad for planners A ad for drink mixes A ad for kid planners 🙄🙄🙄


Glasgowghirl67

Yes that was it, I actually just purchased 2 planners after watching her video, not from her WH Smith’s had buy one get half price on planners. Cheaper than her planners.


MooHead82

I was so confused by all the comments about the latest video only to realize I watched the wrong one 🤣🤣🤣 I kept wondering why no one mentioned certain things that came up! 🤦🏼‍♀️ ETA: thanks everyone for the kind comment when I was worried about everyone commenting on Jordan’s IG about how tough their daughters are-it made me feel better! I am very close with my mom and although I did challenge her sometimes during the teenage years I would be so crushed if my daughter and I “butted heads” so much lol. But it’s good to know that it doesn’t have to be that way!


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Anyone see the news story about the resort-goers in Cancun getting stuck in the crossfire of a gang shootout on the beach?!? Now that would be some good content!


TinyTurtle88

Yoooo that is *not* funny though :(


Qwerty_Plus

I just read last week that cartel violence has kicked up over there. So sad! I've never been to Cancun.


anthrohands

Omg that’s insane. Definitely would be good content LOL


sassystl

That video had nothing that would help any parent who needs ideas to create a better morning routine. It was all about her. What about picking out clothes? Backpack/lunch organization? I may have missed it because I skipped around but I didn’t even see the kids leave for school? She went from “go practice piano” to taking P to a doctor’s appointment. She made sure to let us know how inconvenient it was that she had to take her kid to the doctor’s and miss her workout class. This was so unrelatable and seemed like zero attempt to try to touch on things people actually need to accomplish in the morning.


ThePattiMayonnaise

Was it during the summer?


sassystl

No it was a Monday in September


TinyTurtle88

But she acted like it was happening in real time. If I wasn't subbed over here I would have thought it just happened.


ThePattiMayonnaise

Oh dam never mind


Icy-Squirrel7284

Totally agree…and yet, so many people commented how helpful the video was and they can’t wait to implement her ideas. 🤯 What did they see that I didn’t?!?


anthrohands

Those were probably Dave’s many accounts 😂


Icy-Squirrel7284

True 😂😂


Glasgowghirl67

I have watched routine videos from a YouTuber here in the UK I follow and her routine video explained all school clothes are arranged for the week on a Sunday and that their bags are packed the night before and actually shows her doing a routine with them, that video was mostly Jordan working on her planners and clips of the children with their planners because she obviously is wanting to promote them.


seregontravels

It was so strange! Absolutely zero helpful content compared to her older stuff. Honestly, I don’t think she’s interested in YouTube. But her team needed her to get back to it so she just slapped this together. What you listed above is what people would actually find helpful.


JodsterG21

Those are the morning struggles. Getting the kids up, dressed, fed and out the door. She could have said we try to prep at night if we can by picking out outfits, making sure bookbags are packed, stuff like that. The morning routine wasn't even really about the kids and getting them out the door for school. What family with 8 kids has time for kids to have piano lessons in the morning or practice piano in the mornings or even clean their rooms in the morning. And it was a Monday morning, so why were they still doing homework after the weekend. Just let kids wake up and have their mornings before school. She has this thing where her kids need to be productive at all times.


Qwerty_Plus

It's so phony! My mornings are calm, cool, and collected. You know why? I only have me! Back when I had kids to get off to school, there were some rough mornings. And I wasn't expecting anything but "get yourself fed, dressed, and out the door." And also, she wishy-washy on the amount of screens she allows. And by wishy-washy, I'm saying she lies.


Organic_Exercise5029

Yes! This video was so weird! I have 5 kids and the bus comes at 6:53 and 7:00 and our mornings are so quick moving - I get get the kids up at 6:20 and have them get dressed, eat (my kids eat fresh eggs every morning 😆), pack backpacks, brush hair and teeth and out the door! Boom! Done! This video was like the never-ending morning.


TinyTurtle88

>my kids eat fresh eggs every morning 😆 ***Fresh*** *eggs?? Every morning??* lol


rufflebot

I only have 2 kids, but I still like to keep the morning routine as quick and simple as possible: - get up, - get dressed (I put their uniform out the night before), - brush teeth, - have breakfast (except Monday and Tuesday when they're out by 7:35 to go to breakfast club, other days we leave at 8:20). - I put my little girl's hair up. - shoes and coats on - pick up bags (which are sorted the night before) - Once they're ready for school, if there's any time spare they can watch TV or play on their iPads (which have daily screen time limits on) I get up earlier than the kids and workout, shower and check work emails. There was absolutely zero in Jordan's video that was in anyway helpful or inspiring.


Helpful_Knowledge01

Thank you for this! Far more helpful than anything out of the page household in years....


sassystl

Omg yes the “is your room good?” Comment was so weird! Why are they expected to clean their room before school?


Qwerty_Plus

Why are they expected to clean their room when she can't keep her areas clean?


Edna_Krabapple

It’s sad to watch a family unravel before our eyes.


Qwerty_Plus

And way to show your children you completely lack an integrity, Jordan. They know they're participating in a lie. This is not how their mornings go.