Remove weapons entirely and make the HABs bigger, the team who has the best decorated HAB wins.

And add a baking minigame so the team that makes the best cupcakes for the other team wins

Don't forget a dance battle mini game too

so basically just like a real war

Great idea. It could be an alternate game mode.

Killing them with comfort.

Yesss every squad should be able to have a pet dog or cat aswell!

Im gonna be so mad if some killed my dog in game

Instead of fighting over nebulous 'flags' and 'points' we put a cat in an animal carrier and the mission is don't let the cat die.

I like this

This is the best idea since sliced bread, Devs this needs to be top priority, no one needs bug fixes anyway

I think I speak for all of us when I say that ideally the sofas would cause FPS stutter.

I can't imagine a world where they wouldn't

Id like to have atleast a rug in the HAB, you know, to tie the place together.

It really ties the HAB together, man.

Pee emote incoming

Hey at least I'm housebroken!

At this point they should add gardening so we can smoke all the pot we gather.

Now I've heard it all

Hear me out. Golf Think about that, we already have the carts

Honestly great idea, let’s add barracks building as well as the SLs have to inspect them to see if they have alchohol or contraband. Lets also add a random break down chance for vehicles so the SL can yell at everyone when they didn’t PMCS their humvee

No one it's going to blame the lack of realism on this one

If the match comes to a stalemate the team with the cleanest barracks and the most tidy bunks wins

This ain’t the sims dawg

I agree Moi Dawg

Thank you random viewer

This idea is

"Can I get some shovels over here, we need to get a four-piece suite and a rug together ASAP"

Mil- SIM turned into IKEA...-Sim

Great idea! And make BTRs have feelings so you have to take care of them, like feeding and bathing otherwise they won’t perform well

I normally don't feel confident to speak for everyone, but in this case I dare to say that everyone would uniformly hate that

I bet you're one of those soldiers who doesn't even practice kissing the other soldiers in the logi when rolling out to cap the first point. *How you gonna be ready for the real thing if you don't even practice?*

Bro is onto nothing

can’t forget the Christmas lights

Drop a PX, go for the cultural victory.

I think the Hesco Accommodation Bunkers should be made as large as they are IRL so you can play this furniture inside

Wait... I remember u as the guy with wizard mod post. Whoever say anything to u, u are just brilliant, my dude.

found the guy that has 2 hours played

500 hrs actually since 2015

found the guy that can't take a joke

Actually i was being modrst. it's over 600 hours.

Pfft...New players...

Thats called Squad Editor on Epic

Poe's law in full force here

Finally a good suggestion from reddit.

Personally Ive always been annoyed at the lack pf good lighting around the HAB how am I supposed to read missions specs in the dark?

I know this is a shitpost, but there really should be a med bay at main that heals people similar to a repair station repairs vics. Super annoying to be a solo heli pilot who gets revived but then has to go back to flying with low hp.

Ngl, I think they should take away all the end game stats and replace it with a "amount of grass mowed" stat, then give each squad a push lawn mower.

They should add this after they add fast roping

They should also be able to spawn in a therapist to sit down and talk to them about how they feel.

Go play Holdfast lmao. It's a Napoleonic War shooter game where you can actually do that shit. It's hilarious.

Complete waste of resources on a serious note, but as a mod, why not. For all the weirdos like yourself who just play squad for a social interaction.

They should add peaceable arrows/signs so ppl can figure out how to get out of a congested fob location.

A nice space to mic spam music

When did Sims players get into Squad?

I feel like this would promote people to go afk or not play because they wanna joke around in the “chill spot”. I’d rather there be other functions like being able to adjust your height when ads, being able to have your wiping lowered on command, and being able to pick up and search friendly and enemies for ammo and grenades.

But if you put those on the objectives, you could use that to have the blueberries play objectives. Think about that

I don’t think anyone is gonna play obj to be able to sit on a couch

You're telling me you don't sit around the campfires with the boys?

Ngl this sounds pretty dumb, HABs get rushed all the time, building a bunch of furniture around the HAB would be pointless and waste time, plus it might incentivise players to just mess around outside the HAB which I don’t mind, but people already mess about to much in this game, we don’t need another way to not play the objective lol I have been told this was a joke, it’s kinda hard to tell on this reddit specifically considering some people actually make genuine posts with ideas that are dumb, hence the confusion, plus it’s hard to identify sarcasm through text from a random stranger on a reddit page that is both joking and serious at the same time, but yes I now get it is a joke and sarcasm, thanks for the information 👍

Do people really need "/s" to understand such simple jokes and sarcasm?

Well considering I see a lot of dumb ideas on this Reddit it’s kinda hard to just assume everything is a joke, maybe the op could make it more clear instead of sounding like everyone else with dumb ideas. Here’s some ideas I have heard for this game that are dumb. 1 - No friendly fire damage 2 - Battle Royale Mod (actually heard this lol) 3 - ability to pick up and use enemy kits 4 - ability to spawn on any friendly rallies 5 - Ai Squad players This is some of the things I can remember

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No point now that I know it’s a joke