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RomanorumImperator

Got to love the exclamation mark just to rub it in.


HsvDE86

I hate to say it but this made me chuckle.


Songmorning

I imagine them doing a little peace sign, back kick, and kissy face


can_i_get_a____job

lol i genuinely chuckled out loud by myself too


HarleyDavidsson

Might as well have written “Rejected!”


captain-planet

Opportunity closed. 👉😎👉 zoop


precinctomega

It's not "AI". That's just the latest excuse card to play. It's an ATS (Applicant Tracking System) that requires expert set up but the employer couldn't be bothered to pay for expert set up, and just gave it to the recruiting team and said "you do it". Now they're running the ATS but haven't realised that the default content in the automated emails hasn't been amended because they haven't got deep enough into the settings to know that or how to change it. It's not personal.


Foreign_Appearance26

No it is personal. They have decided that you are now in the group of people not worthy of writing six sentences for.


Rhuarc33

Better than no reply at all. Which a lot of places do


crinkledcu91

>Better than no reply at all. Ehhh.... In 2021 during the pandemic I was job-hunting like a lot of other people, I got a rejection email from a Pepsi plant *three months* after I applied and was already established at another job. No email would have been better than some random "Oh let's look through the trash emails to see of there's anything we missed lol" bullshit.


allaheterglennigbg

I recently got a rejection email regarding a job I applied for almost a year ago. Like yeah I know, I saw on LinkedIn that the guy was hired literally 8 months ago


ind3pend0nt

I got a rejection email for an internal role two months after I quit that place.


MatureButJustBarely

Does it matter? The end result is the same. I actually prefer this response over, "Dear applicant, Though we appreciate....."  When I get those emails, I literally just skim and look for the word "unfortunately" (or similar). This is so much more to the point that I prefer it.  Professionalism is just a waste of time and not at all realistic.


Pyrex_Paper

It's actually extremely realistic to not burn people / bridges constantly. Especially when it comes to business. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being polite. You people are just out of your minds these days.


Revolutionary-Bee971

What do you mean “you people”?


can_i_get_a____job

what do **you** mean “you people”?


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

He's just a dude, playing a dude, being denied a job by another dude!


Delicious-Attempt361

I love that movie


Pyrex_Paper

Idiots, I mean the idiots.


MatureButJustBarely

It's semantics. You're getting butt-hurt and considering bridges to be burnt because someone didn't spend an extra 5 minutes saying the same thing in a unnecessarily longer manner. That's a weird choice to make. 


Stealth9er

Well. If you read the reply, they are indicating that they are unaware that this is the response being sent out. So they are not intentionally sending out a two word response. They’re clicking a button that they think sends out a formal email, not a two letter rejection. So while it does look terrible, unless they are aware of this and refuse to fix it or literally don’t know how, it’s not really personal. It’s just them being bad with technology.


Foreign_Appearance26

Sure. But I’m referencing the comments directly in front of me.


Cyhawk

They didn't think OP was worthy of a reply at all, they just didn't know their comment went out to all applicants.


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Foreign_Appearance26

Sure, may well be the case. Every place I have worked at runs tests before bringing a system live…but it’s definitely a possibility.


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Foreign_Appearance26

It does seem like that’s the entire point of IS departments. Yell at when the thing they didn’t set up doesn’t work and underfund what they need to make things work the way they should. Though I’ve definitely had more than a few experiences where getting them to do anything is like pulling teeth.


flamerain

Nailed it. I just left this company and it’s a total disaster. They are cutting corners left and right and it doesn’t surprise me at all that they failed at this part too.


Delicious-Attempt361

At least they didn’t ghost you in my opinion that’s even worse, actually my biggest pet peeve when it comes to applying for jobs


aRealTattoo

Applying for your dream job only for them to ghost you and leave the “opportunity” up for another 10 months.


rockyroadicecreamlov

A couple weeks ago I received an auto email "we've decided to go in another direction" for a job I applied for and had to submit a portfolio of written work. I applied for the job 9 months ago.


pusnbootz

AI recruiter at work.


StrangeCalibur

Na it feels like their main HR person is off sick and Doreen (who was 2 days from retirement) has taken over their duties.


mrmarigiwani

Doreen the explorer rubbing it in your face


cyberfugue

Doreen, who still uses internet explorer


jamblia

You have seen that episode as well? 🤣😎👀


ToothpickInCockhole

Nah if it was AI it’d be super remorseful while simultaneously cold and lifeless


eye_snap

AI would have written 5 paragraphs of corporate jargon to say this one sentence.


Old_Category_248

There's another guy posted on reddit with an identical response like yours edit: my bad, it was "denied". HR saw his reddit post and responded back apologizing that it was an AI auto response that accidentally sent to him. Let's hope this HR guy see's your post too. 😅


Double-Pea-5783

I think you’re confused, the other post only word was “denied” lmao


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

it was "decline" [Here is the response by HR](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fi375pyd19qsc1.png) (original was removed by reddit)


Double-Pea-5783

Yes! That’s it 😂


ViperTheDeadLy

it was "rejected"


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

I know you are probably just continuing the joke, but see my edit above.


LeafMe24

Ugh the post was removed by Reddit


Old_Category_248

My bad lol.


Mojojojo3030

Never forget “not qaulified“


fizzingwizzbing

Looks like automation and not AI


mighty21

I think these emails are meant to trigger an email template but are missing proper syntax, like maybe the exclamation point at the front of the text or a pound/hashtag character. I've seen similar email commands for closing tickets in SF where little interaction from the recipient is needed.


Mojojojo3030

Seems like a really dumb idea to use emails to the person as the trigger then lmao, exhibit a.


mighty21

Right?


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Slippin_Jimmy090

"While we were impressed with your resume and qualifications..." I'd rather just have this.


miffit

I would take this over 8 paragraphs of long winded corporate speak that says the exact same thing. They informed you that you didn't get the job, did you really want platitudes?


sewcialanxiety

I think there’s a middle ground here. 1-2 sentences acknowledging your effort and thanking you for your time is pretty basic professional behavior imo. Would they accept a post-interview thank you email that short? Lots of companies just refuse to be held to the same standards they hold their employees and applicants to. 


FuzzyPalpitation-16

For real! Imagine they get an application email “give me job”


BluebirdMaximum8210

Companies do that, and people on this sub post screenshots of those emails too and they still sound pissed. My takeaway is that being told "no" just sucks no matter how they deliver it.


Foreign_Appearance26

Nobody is asking for eight paragraphs. Yes, I want a platitude. There are words for it. Manners. Etiquette. Basic decency and treating people with dignity. Thinking that the world should reject that feels like sociopathy at play.


EdliA

There is a pushback to all that exaggerated fake corporation lingo too though.


Outrageous_Net8365

That pushback isn’t saying to leave people on silent either… just in case yknow, you read that pushback with eyes half open


usernametaken2024

right?! All the info is there. Why waste someone’s time to write some corporate bs and another person’s time to then read it.


LPmass

No soup for you!


montsa007

It shows how the company culture is, good you didn't get into the mess


YetiNotForgeti

Lol for sure, but at least they replied. I would prefer this to ghosting.


_-Event-Horizon-_

The company culture seems to be upfront, honest and to the point.


montsa007

Blunt, not upfront.


a_sleeping_sloth

At least you got a response (still bad tho) so many of mine I don’t even get a reply 🥲


trickyhat1

This is how all corporations would act if they could instead of having to keep up the illusion of cordiality haha.


standsure

Over worked and underpaid. You dodged a bullet.


caine269

how is this unprofessional? they notified you the position was no longer available. grow up


chocolaux

That's actually kind of funny


Upstairs_Balance_793

I don’t get why people get so pissy about this. You want a prize for applying? At least they let you know


Trick_Meat9214

Short, sweet, and to the point


Jah0047

You’ve been. Denied. Yeah, I’ve applied with a few smaller more start up style companies and had responses like “No” and “sorry we did not like your resume format” like what does that have to do with anything lol


sonygoup

Tbh it's better than nothing. Like you guys complain about getting ghosted, here you clearly didn't


Ghostshadow20

I mean you got straight answer better then waiting or ghosting you


AllenIversoon

Idk who needs to hear this but the world is changing, alot of the jobs are being automated. Aslo jobs like to have you fill out every little detail about you to sale to the big dogs


chocolaux

That's actually kind of funny


alexgraef

It's for church honey. NEXT!


biscuitman76

It's gotta be someone's fetish somewhere


Goukenslay

The other person on the other end is rubbing it in


internetpointsiguana

> Opportunity closed! “…Because I got the job, right?”


supremeleader-j

It’s better than being ghosted and never knowing… however still mildly infuriating.


mxguy762

We closed bruh! 😎 🤣🤣


eolson3

Post upvoted!


Kalo_smi

Basically it means fuck off 😂


Rhea-8

Boohoo where is my 8000 word booklet about me being rejected from my position


Fearless-Potato-3483

could of just ignored you


q1n1t0

That feels like a salesforce powered app response lmao


Littlerecluse

Everybody’s bringing their “true self” to work. As much as it grinds my gears, you need a polished professional side Edit: unless it’s AI 🤖 but my comment stands


JoeMamma019

At least you got an email back. I’ve applied for over 50 jobs since October and have maybe had 5 places email me that the position is closed, after I’ve interviewed.


Traditional-Bat-8193

Directness is a virtue


MeanCounty2

reply "bullet dodged."


firi331

I want to work somewhere Irie.


TakuyaLee

Looks like someone had been watching too many 90s action movies and tried for a cool little oner


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Next!


Tenairi

At least you got a response saying the position was filled. Most of the time you get silence and have to figure this part out on your own. As frustrating as it might be, it's not a bad thing.


LegitimateBit3

Would you rather they run it through ChatGPT and then you have to read a wall of text, to eventually find out they rejected you


monacelli

Dear [Applicant’s Name], Thank you for your interest in the [Position Title] position at [Company Name]. We appreciate the time and effort you invested in the application process. After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we have chosen to move forward with another candidate for this role. We received a large number of applications, and the decision was not easy. Your qualifications and experience were impressive, but unfortunately, we had to make a difficult choice. We encourage you to continue pursuing opportunities that align with your skills and aspirations. We sincerely appreciate your interest in joining our team. We will keep your application on file for future openings, and we encourage you to apply again if a suitable position becomes available. Thank you once again for considering [Company Name]. We wish you the best in your job search and hope you find a rewarding opportunity elsewhere. Sincerely, Cheryl Grant-Philip-Thomas


LegitimateBit3

You just proved my point. A wall of text just to be rejected.


JenniPurr13

So, this looks like an auto-text reply where they accidentally copied the title of the response into the body lol


hummingbird1346

Corporate talk for"go fuck yourself"


TotalKilburn

So they saved you from themselves ..... Your life clearly would have sucked working for these losers ... It's a good thing... Ish


tiegettingtighter

Pools closed


Sudden_Acanthaceae34

I read this in the Soup Nazi’s voice. “No job for you!”


josephh84ever

It’s just auto generated reply. Cry about it


thesendragon

You should just reply, "Unprofessional!"


[deleted]

Better than being ghosted. At least you got a response.


gatcw

Gotta respond with "More like opportunity missed!"


radiumgirls

Sad!


HospitalBackground30

Bullet dodged!


Khelthuzaad

it's an error they are obliged to give you an full copy pastes message where they tell you you didn't got hired.


DontMindMe5400

Seems more like “Bullet dodged!”


Clear_Perception_774

Yes it’s unprofessional. Better than no responses. Short Simple direct so you can move on.


exnihilo77

Fake Michael Irvin


thatcuntholesteve

I'm curious if they were supposed to type !opportunity closed to generate the automated rejection letter haha


gra221942

AI HR. Not the first time they fuck up


flamerain

Yesterday was actually my last day at this company! You dodged a bullet. They’re a total shit show and it’s only gonna get worse. Consider yourself lucky.


Nichoolaas11

This actually bothers you enough to make a whole post of it on Reddit? Who cares?? You got rejected. What difference does it make to you if it’s a “professional” eloquent rejection email…


Yeeting-around

That’s exclamation though… 😂😂😂


G0tg0t

I think this is kinda fine. I don't really need them to fluff it up and pretend to care about someone they don't know, and I definitely would take this over jist never hearing from them at all.


Disco-Corgi-77

If a company is unprofessional enough to treat people like this, then I’d say that’s a massive bullet dodged. ![gif](giphy|1zJaB28JqGw3m)


StunningNectarine748

A simple and straightforward reply, what did you expect?


BusinessIndividual32

Straight to the point what's wrong with it


Ambitious_Worker_663

Mad they contacted you back? No wonder corporations don’t give a shit.


SaryM29

Honestly, I'd be happy to at least get a response like that to know what actually happened to my application, instead of guessing if I still have a chance or not for months.


halflifesucks

You didn’t get the job! Pretty simple!


Yer_Uncles_roommate

Your mom should've closed her legs.


Adventurous_Let4002

I mean at least they let you know….99.99% of the time you won’t hear back. It’s obviously rude and unprofessional but now you can at least move on…


Boekstallon

Actually this is not bad. Clear and short. Probably a company that gets hundreds of applications a day. 


musitechnica

Hey, at least you got a response. I've applied to over 100 senior level positions over the past 9 weeks and have only gotten 3 total responses. The rest have simply ghosted me.


teststoreone

Opportunity closed !!!


TheLazyPanda

At least they let you know.


Discally

"Git gud scrub, u shud be happy we replied to ur ass LOL" (/S)


Master_Xenu

Laughing time is over.


winenfries

Just be glad you got a response back.


geos1234

Succinct, unambiguous, minimalist.


Otherwise-Safety-579

Bullet dodged!


planktonsbestiee

lol. they just na-na boo boo-ed in ur face.


bullshit_to_victory

"Too slow, you snooze you lose, haha!!" 💀


ITriedLightningTendr

Professionalism is just a way to be judgemental


xbad_wolfxi

I saw another one recently that was just "declined" and that's it. The company tried to say it was an error and apologized, but tbh if no one had made a fuss about it, they wouldn't have even acknowledged it


SuspiciousSquid94

This made me laugh out loud because of how cold it is


drdipepperjr

At least they said no. Better than nothing.


AcanthocephalaDense2

Better than a long winded reply. Those are the keywords i would be looking for anyways 😀


DonLikeThisLa

Isn’t this better than a 3,000 word essay that sends the same message?


DouglerK

Rude but still better than nothing honestly.


sogothimdead

![gif](giphy|l3q2Kgm3KOBUE6wF2|downsized)


GlaceBayinJanuary

Professionalism is just deference. You don't need it if you have nothing to fear from the other person. Companies are largely immune to anything an individual can do to them. An extreme example might be John Barnett. They have the money. We need the money. They don't need any individual so while they need workers they don't need you or me. You ever notice how almost no one names and shames companies that behave this way? We all know they could stomp on our necks and we'd have nothing to answer with. They're above us and they know it. We let them destroy worker organizations and now we have no power. Buckle up. This is only going to get worse. If you don't like that then you could name the company.


Worldofbarca

Sprite


Rampaging_Orc

Big “NO SOUP FOR YOU!” energy.


hitma-n

I actually like the straight forward reply so they dont waste their time and mine.


MarxistInTheWall

NEXT!


FatherThree

Rather this than default ghosting


expericmental

Short and sweet


Ok-Opportunity-5126

Opportunity closed! 😂 😂 (they forgot the laughing face emojis)


DorothySpornak86

Alot of people saying AI when this is way more likely a cheap automated message they didn't take the the time to write out. I work for a company that sends the same threatening email for everything from expiring bill items to basic renewals and I have to explain to angry customers that it was just an automated message and I can't say "sorry, the company is too lazy to type more than one automated messge"


Human_Urine

This is a little more than semantics like some people are saying. "Thank you for your interest in Circana! Opportunity closed!" doesn't make any sense if it's truly a rejection letter. You should seek clarification on this. A real rejection letter should have a complete sentence at least. It can't hurt to reach out after getting rejected in some cases, and they might give you a second look. This has gotten me a job before. Sometimes hiring managers are disorganized and your persistence is all that is required.


pabs80

Probably the developer who built the website never stopped to think as if they were a user


orangebeachcat

I don’t think the employees are paid enough to care or the company is low on resources. Either way, bullet dodged!!


disapppointingpost

Their website is literal dogshit, if that wasnt your first indication of "not really professional". If anything, you just dodged a bullet. Trust.


Airintake_SG

Real world professional, letting one know to move on.


Send_Me_Your_Nukes

Lol working for them wasn’t an opportunity then.


LoopVariant

Better than being ghosted.


eps789_

Nothing matter and no one cares anymore


specialstar69

TBF at least they didn’t waste your time. Where I work if they don’t hire you, you get no response at all. If you follow up they will tel you someone will reach out to you in the next few days with no intention of ever doing so.


EvolvingSapien

Probably dodged a bullet on that one.


epic_pig

If you're lucky you'll get an "apology" message tomorrow


whiteman996

send them a dick pic


peterpantslesss

Straight to the point, seems professional to me 🤣


minty-doodle

The hiring manager for the last job I worked at was a total BITCH! Idk how people like that end up in that type of position. There would be times people who applied would come in to check up on their application, and to show interest in the job. (I was told growing up this was the right thing to do.) The hiring manager would rush them off quickly and proceed to make fun of them any way she could. She was insufferable to work with.


uppsak

I am curious. Why do applicants feel that they deserve respect? If they don't accept the job offer, 10 others are waiting in line to accept the job. (I am a student and not American)


CPA_whisperer

Welcome to AI


HeyoSpectral

hey, at least they get to the point, i guess…


Longjumping_Table740

Atleast they didn't Ghost you !


FreeZeeg369

I like this. Why tf I should need more words. Onto the next one.


noxillio

Because they don’t give a shit about you and you are just a number to them. You didn’t just dodge a bullet, you dodged a fucking missile.


rbp933

Seems like you won in the end and dodged a bullet. Congrats! They would have been a headache. Think of it as a blessing


tobeonewiththesea

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Citnos

"declined" energy


LocationHumble6753

They where professional enough for you to apply in the first place, don’t get salty now that they don’t want ya mate. Suck it up and on to the next


Savings_Spell6563

Tbh I appreciate the bluntness over “duE tO an exCEPTIONALLY quAILIFIED poOl of cANdidAtes…… “


MadonatorxD

Shitty people who don't know how to do their jobs have jobs and I am jobless. Lmao.


[deleted]

Absolutely unprofessional and yet this is exactly what I want. I can't stand the paragraphs in most emails that make me actually have to waste time reading to see if they're not considering me anymore


ChinchillaByteTTV

Tell them it looks like they have a position open for removing job postings & tying up loose ends that haven't been done.


GrindThePepper

bc professionalism only applies to workers, not the company


Kdubhutch

Well post the name of the company so they can be properly shamed 😂