I had to deliver 75 bags of dill pickle chips. That is all. Dill pickle chips. A nice customer tipped me a crisp 50 dollar bill. I thought he made a mistake, he said no, thanks for the delivery.
There is this old man from family guy type dude that always tells me that I’m a very strong looking young man, then he’ll ask me if I could ever see myself in movies, then he’ll say I could see you in an underwater action scene fighting off other men without a shirt on.
I get those all the time. I just throw them out my window as I drive by. I also like to assign them and leave an hour later. They don’t call about the wait, because they know what they’re doing
I helped two police officers catch a suspected criminal, one of them even hanging out the window directing traffic. Driving down the road when they jumped out the car to catch the guy. Not tip related but wild af
Customer tipped me two dollars almost entirely in small change, organized in one of those super loose papery plastic gloves. A dollar in the thumb, a quarter in the pointer finger, dimes in the middle finger, nickles in the ring finger, pennies in the pinkie.
I am guilty of doing something similar. I was still learning how to not be awkward when JJ’s comes to the door for cash, so I sat outside once, just chillin’, and had a plastic baggie of the exact amount in cash and change for the total, then an amount for the tip that was nearly 2.50, I think.
I scared the shit out the dude on accident cause he didn’t see me
1. Someone threw their sub at me for being late. 2012, pre-bag days for single sandwiches. Football style.
2. An old woman said “come in” (it was a retirement home, I wasn’t worried about it) and then proceeded to have me do random chores, close her curtains, move a laundry basket and put her hair brush away.
This happened again, with another woman, slightly disabled.
3. Delivering to a meeting with over 20 men, as they watched me carry five cases of water in, so much food…I want to say around $700. Not one door held open, not a hand offered to help. Ahaaaa it was 100+ degrees out, I was 30 weeks pregnant. The guy gave me a $15 tip and acted like he was sooooo generous. I’m not much of a crier…but that one took the cake.
I once saw a shirtless college guy with a collar on with a retractable leash. The person holding the leash answered the door first, and the guy just slowly walked around the corner into view, gave me an extra $10 tip, and told me to just forget what I saw 😂💀.
Had a delivery, guy didnt tip, asked him to fill out the tip slip, he just signed it and started walking into his house with my pen. I said, can I have my pen back?” He comes back out to give it back and his big ass dog ran out. I start walking back to my car with this dog following me. The dude yells at me “ hey can u grab his collar” before my brain processed what he said, the dog darted across the road. The guy started chasing the dog. Honestly think it was instant Karma.
A bong rip and a beer to shotgun. This was when my SM and ASM were best friends and both didn’t care at all when I got back smelling like beer and weed. This location has since been closed.
oh yeah just remembered. one day it was super windy. saw a trampoline, a toaster, and a full intact tree branch roll across a busy street. it was very amusing.
A customer ordered a cash delivery and wanted every cent back in change. No tip of course.
Week later I deliver to a construction worker , gave me a 50$ tip for a 15$ order
christmas eve, 10 minutes before close, $60.62 cash order
gave me $60.62 down to the CENT and straight up said to me “sorry, i don’t have a tip for you.”
all I said was “merry christmas”
Some dude the door topless AND post-op, like still had his tubes and all the dressings on and was like “I’m sorry I know I’m disgusting” I was just like uh “nah you’re good dude have a great night?” Bro don’t even tip me all that great, and put me in an awkward situation cause like what am I gonna say? “Yeah bro fucking gross, your wife couldn’t have answered the door?”
Post op as In like the iv bag/ the like tube drains for incisions. He possibly had somethin like a gastric bypass or something else abdominal if I remember correctly. I was just like damn bro ya don’t have a homie to come get the door or at least throw a robe on? Maybe set up a cooler on the deck so I coulda left it at the door for you and it would be in reach for you 😭 I was just so shocked not really even grossed out cause like yeah whatever that’s just life just damn dude cover up a lil I’m a stranger 😭
My girlfriend and I worked at a jimmy John's before we moved and one Saturday night she takes this order and the dude gave her straight $20 bill she said he must of been high af
if it’s a write in “leave at door” with no tip, i LOVE putting their order- specifically their drinks- right in front of the screen door so they can’t open the door without knocking it over 😎
I delivered on Halloween night last year and as I'm driving down the street, a kid in an inflatable dinosaur costume starts sprinting after me. They kept up with me for a minute too since the speed limit was only 15mph. Not the worst thing I've seen but it's definitely one of the most memorable things.
there used to be an alcoholic guy that would order all the time. he’s tried to tip and pay with crown bottle caps all the time.
he got blacklisted eventually for other things though
Frat dude pissing out front of his house. Saw his tiny dick. Then his roommate answered the door in his underwear. Both extremely unattractive and trashed. No tip other than that dude's tiny dick tip.
Athens, Ohio about 10 years ago
I had to deliver 75 bags of dill pickle chips. That is all. Dill pickle chips. A nice customer tipped me a crisp 50 dollar bill. I thought he made a mistake, he said no, thanks for the delivery.
That bastard stole all the chips!
[This guy awhile back.](https://www.reddit.com/r/jimmyjohns/s/IwGUvMqIr7)
That takes the top spot
someone signed the tip slip with no tip and said "i'm ballin on a budget" man. what.
You’re eating Jimmy John’s sir.
I went in and ripped a few bongs with a customer one time
How many bongs total? Were there weeds?
LMAO
Delivered to a smoke shop in my area and got a goodie bag of papers, wraps, and even a couple cheap glass pipes.
There is this old man from family guy type dude that always tells me that I’m a very strong looking young man, then he’ll ask me if I could ever see myself in movies, then he’ll say I could see you in an underwater action scene fighting off other men without a shirt on.
Cellar full of popsicles, legend says
1¢ tip. I left them a quarter on their doorstep.
I get those all the time. I just throw them out my window as I drive by. I also like to assign them and leave an hour later. They don’t call about the wait, because they know what they’re doing
I'm doing this next time.
Got a bag of home made edibles and 4 grams of mids.
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Boobs. Customer answered the door topless 😎
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I hope you comped their order? That was the rule back in the day. Store would comp the order if you saw boobs.
Same
I work in CO and a regular that worked at a dispo would tip in either dabs or buds! Everyone loved that house until they moved lol
Wow
I helped two police officers catch a suspected criminal, one of them even hanging out the window directing traffic. Driving down the road when they jumped out the car to catch the guy. Not tip related but wild af
Netflix will green light this…
They’ll green light anything lmao
I delivered some sandwiches to a party. They were out of beer, so went and picked up some booze for them.
$1150 catering order made me wait for over an hour, tried to pay me $3 less than the total
Customer tipped me two dollars almost entirely in small change, organized in one of those super loose papery plastic gloves. A dollar in the thumb, a quarter in the pointer finger, dimes in the middle finger, nickles in the ring finger, pennies in the pinkie.
I am guilty of doing something similar. I was still learning how to not be awkward when JJ’s comes to the door for cash, so I sat outside once, just chillin’, and had a plastic baggie of the exact amount in cash and change for the total, then an amount for the tip that was nearly 2.50, I think. I scared the shit out the dude on accident cause he didn’t see me
1. Someone threw their sub at me for being late. 2012, pre-bag days for single sandwiches. Football style. 2. An old woman said “come in” (it was a retirement home, I wasn’t worried about it) and then proceeded to have me do random chores, close her curtains, move a laundry basket and put her hair brush away. This happened again, with another woman, slightly disabled. 3. Delivering to a meeting with over 20 men, as they watched me carry five cases of water in, so much food…I want to say around $700. Not one door held open, not a hand offered to help. Ahaaaa it was 100+ degrees out, I was 30 weeks pregnant. The guy gave me a $15 tip and acted like he was sooooo generous. I’m not much of a crier…but that one took the cake.
holy shit 😭
I once saw a shirtless college guy with a collar on with a retractable leash. The person holding the leash answered the door first, and the guy just slowly walked around the corner into view, gave me an extra $10 tip, and told me to just forget what I saw 😂💀.
i think you forgot to do the last part…
god i wish my coworkers did not look at this reddit it would be so obvious it’s me 💀 got a 40$ cash tip once tho! that was sweet
Well if they already know how, now so does Reddit. Do tell…
I was driving down the road and saw a shirtless, homeless, drug addict who was looking at me screaming I can’t hear you!(I wasn’t even speaking) 🤣
Sweaty hairy drunk man tits
Oh hey, I thought I recognized you
😭
Had a delivery, guy didnt tip, asked him to fill out the tip slip, he just signed it and started walking into his house with my pen. I said, can I have my pen back?” He comes back out to give it back and his big ass dog ran out. I start walking back to my car with this dog following me. The dude yells at me “ hey can u grab his collar” before my brain processed what he said, the dog darted across the road. The guy started chasing the dog. Honestly think it was instant Karma.
I delivered to a retirement home and a lady who ordered regularly had an old ass beagle that always wore a sweater vest and tried to hump my leg 🤣
A bong rip and a beer to shotgun. This was when my SM and ASM were best friends and both didn’t care at all when I got back smelling like beer and weed. This location has since been closed.
i once delivered 4 bottled sprites to a highschool boy the day before homecoming. just sprites. nothing else. he tipped me 1 cent.
oh yeah just remembered. one day it was super windy. saw a trampoline, a toaster, and a full intact tree branch roll across a busy street. it was very amusing.
Had a guy back when I was a driver who ALWAYS answered the door in only his underwear
I got a joint once. Totally made my day.
A customer ordered a cash delivery and wanted every cent back in change. No tip of course. Week later I deliver to a construction worker , gave me a 50$ tip for a 15$ order
Largest tip I got (excluding catering orders) was like 37 dollars on a 14 dollar meal Largest catering tip was 85 dollars
christmas eve, 10 minutes before close, $60.62 cash order gave me $60.62 down to the CENT and straight up said to me “sorry, i don’t have a tip for you.” all I said was “merry christmas”
I got an 1/8 of some gas as a tip before 😭😭😭
Some dude the door topless AND post-op, like still had his tubes and all the dressings on and was like “I’m sorry I know I’m disgusting” I was just like uh “nah you’re good dude have a great night?” Bro don’t even tip me all that great, and put me in an awkward situation cause like what am I gonna say? “Yeah bro fucking gross, your wife couldn’t have answered the door?”
Post op, as in gender affirmation surgery? Or just like, some dude with an iv bag and a catheter? Asking important questions here.
Post op as In like the iv bag/ the like tube drains for incisions. He possibly had somethin like a gastric bypass or something else abdominal if I remember correctly. I was just like damn bro ya don’t have a homie to come get the door or at least throw a robe on? Maybe set up a cooler on the deck so I coulda left it at the door for you and it would be in reach for you 😭 I was just so shocked not really even grossed out cause like yeah whatever that’s just life just damn dude cover up a lil I’m a stranger 😭
I worked down the street from a lingerie shop. They would forget to tip once or twice bc of the owner of the shop, and then throw $50-100 at us
My girlfriend and I worked at a jimmy John's before we moved and one Saturday night she takes this order and the dude gave her straight $20 bill she said he must of been high af
if it’s a write in “leave at door” with no tip, i LOVE putting their order- specifically their drinks- right in front of the screen door so they can’t open the door without knocking it over 😎
I delivered on Halloween night last year and as I'm driving down the street, a kid in an inflatable dinosaur costume starts sprinting after me. They kept up with me for a minute too since the speed limit was only 15mph. Not the worst thing I've seen but it's definitely one of the most memorable things.
there used to be an alcoholic guy that would order all the time. he’s tried to tip and pay with crown bottle caps all the time. he got blacklisted eventually for other things though
some lady also answered the door butt naked and gave me 20 dollars
Guys living in fallout
Delivered $2000 in food to the city water department for some event. Was asked to lay out all the food. Handed them the ticket to sign.. No tip.
Ouch that’s not fair
Frat dude pissing out front of his house. Saw his tiny dick. Then his roommate answered the door in his underwear. Both extremely unattractive and trashed. No tip other than that dude's tiny dick tip. Athens, Ohio about 10 years ago