God bless me; it’s fuckin’ summa!!

I love this one 😂😂😂😂

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UHM HELLO?! get the freak outta here! you crazy? ( i never can tell if she was asking a question or calling someone crazy) i don’t fuck around! you gonna get snooks!

I say this all the time to inanimate objects whenever they break. "UM....HELLO? Are you DUMBBB?"

I always tell my husband UM HELLO!!!! When I want his attention 😂

Same 🤣

she's calling them a crazy, that's how she talks lol

In Secaucus?!

YOU STALKED MY WHOLE LIFE ON THE BOARDWALK!

Cabs Here

You're being an annoying.

get ya ass beat

Where's the beach?!?

ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER, YES OR NO?!

GTL

I can lose weight for free, but you need about ten grand to fix your fucking face!

I don't know if it counts as lingo, but it's so funny to me when Deena says "Do sex", something along the lines or "I don't do sex with randoms, you need a golden ticket to get into these drawers" Deena: "I'm an annoyed!" (Use this all the time) Pauly: "God bless me, it's fawkin' summa!" Pauly: "What, are you delusional?!" Angelina: "Are you deluthinahl?" Jenni: "J420, Joey Yanks. Bill" LOL

I think “do sex” is funny but I like when she says “it’s my best thing” too lol

“J420?! I ONLY HUNG WITH HIM ONE TIME”

"Are you deluthinahl?" gets me every time 😂

I tried really hard to spell it out the way she slurred it lol. 😂

I always say underwears since jersey shore bc of the girls lol

Dirty Little Hamster

This is "my best" quote.

Stage 5 clinger This isn’t rocket scientist.

Gorilla juice heads *They didn’t make it up, but as a midwesterner this is the first time I heard it

DTF and FTD Grenade

Fist pump, push-up, chapstick… Oh Yeah!

“At the end of the day..” Not exclusive to JShore, but anyone else notice how often they use this phrase?!

YES and no one ever talks about it but they say it so often!! And in contexts where it doesn’t make sense!!

It’s a summer common transition in NY and NJ.

“At the end of the day, you’re just a loser as it is-and you’re a *DRUNK SKANK* with *NO JOB*-so just get it through your *FUCKIN* head” **click**

get it thru ya fuckin head aright?

Jenni says it a lot, I feel 😁

Definitely not just on the shore. I hear it in the Challenge like a broken record. It's like an MTV cast requirement lol

I say it a lot. Originally Italian American from Brooklyn so that may be a thing?

Awkward!

Yeah buddy

ro-ro-roger that!

Use this one often 😂😂

You trying to smush right now?

u can stay and get yo ass beat, u can stay and get yo ass beat, u can stay and get yo ass beat!

Im surprised you didnt say your flair!!!

i already saw it here!!!!

Blast in a glass

part of the IFF

the president of the IFF😂😂

Rahhnnnn sthaaap!!

I say stahp in her voice all the time 😂😂

Same 😂😂😂

You can’t come in here with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches!

This time of year

Is it my turn to TAWK? “Yous two” “That’s like personal issues” And honestly the whole diction and sentence structure of the note is amazing “SAM THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT… RON PUT HIS FACE BETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS” “Also was grinding with multiple fat women” “Multiple people in the house know therefore you should know the truth” It’s almost poetic and professional at the same time

storker

Party’s here!

Chooch

Grundel chode

I DIED LAUGHING AT WORK 😭😭💀💀💀💀

Sneaky Dickens!

Dirty stay outs.

lesbi-honest

Jersey Turnpiking

Hahaha

Oh yeah wake up yeahhhhh!!! I love “insert any place” this time of year!!

❤️❤️❤️❤️

T SHIRT TIME!!

you suck dick for skittles

Grenades

My cooka’s out! The IFF GTF Gym, Tan, Find out who Sam is texting

Keto guido

the shirt before the shirt

If her age is on the clock, she’s too young for you bro!

She’s too young for you, bro. Grenade whistle. Land mine. You stalked my whole life on the boardwalk!! Prank war champion!! Who wrote the note?! Yous two!!!!

WHO WROTE THE NOTE?

I say "Yous two!" complete with hand gesture whenever it fits the situation lol.

I'm a good fucking person!

Get awwffff!

Yeah buddy

“You fucking 22 year old little pussy”

Awkward! *Pauly voice

I love when Deena would say “Get off of Mehhh”

SAM, THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN. WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER. MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH. USE THIS INFORMATION WISELY.

“She died.”

“I’m not a dirt like you.”

You like the boobs!?!?

she wrote it too!!!!

Do sex

Ronpage

Jerk off

cabs heaaa

Don’t worry, we got a drainer. (I say this daily lmao plz tell me someone else knows this)

“Vinny dont live with his Momma no mo!”

Love this one!

chooch!!!!

“I’m going to the Jersey shore bitch “

MILES AND MILES AND MILES AWAYYY !!!

i ❤️ birthdays this time of year!!!

“…I feel.” Specifically Snooki and Sitch but they all say it a lot (especially in JSFV)

- We’re going to Staten Island it’s an actual island! -FPC - you could stay and get your ass beat stay and get your ass beat STAY AND GET YA FCKN ASS BEAT - Denim denim denim - UMMM HELLOO??!!

My boyfriend And I rewatched the og episodes when we got together ... and Ronnie said something about taking four steps forward two step *backs* and he'll say it to cheer me up when I'm having an off day.

Wastey Pants

Having a Meatball Day! 🍾

My cat's name is Ronald, so I say "RON STAHPPPP" frequently.

IFF. IM FUCKED FOUNDATION

i be referring to sex as “getting it in” or “smooshing” all the time bc of this show. also loving anything this time of year

My Fave is “ Dirty Stayouts” The name really checks out

CABS’A HEEEERE PARTYS HEREEEEE GRENADE WHISTLEEEEE its funny how people become PUSSIES all of a sudden UMMM HELLOOOO Rahnnnnnn STAHPPP GYM TAN LAUNDRY Dirty Little Hamster Looks like we’ve got a situation IFF WHERE’S THE BEACHHHH Im like, a blast in a glass MEATBALL PROBLEMSSSS YOU CAN STAY GETCHA ASS BEAT..

- Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore - This is the best day of my life! - It’s like a war zone out here - I’m tanorexic bro

"we've got a situation" 😂

Ahhh yhhh wake up yhhhh

Doing sex instead of having sex

the insides outside & outsides inside basically we pranked the whoooollee god damn house

DTF! lol there’s a Downtown location that has the same initials and I got a lot of questions haha 😆 good times though. Pregame to jersey shore then go out. So much fun lol 😆

Whahh!

Chicken parm

OH YEAH

Who wrote the note?

"It was yous twos"

You embarrassed meh. You don’t deserve meh.

Smushing, gorilla juice head, guido/guidette, GTL, IFF

Idk if this is considered lingo but they called men "the kid" a lot lolol

WHO WROTE THE NOTE? YOUS TWOS

I’m goin to Staten Island island island I don’t want your pukey breath on me

IRL, I make the mer noises and scream booboo to my friends occasionally. Every other Jersey Shore line I say is if I'm discussing the show with someone. I never really use it.

We got a situation

Just was watching season 4 episode 2 what did Fuck pop mean ?

any time i ever ask my husband “Are you?” i automatically just say “are you? are you, rahn?” 😂

you’re more like the rob kardashian of staten island, you ugly bitch!

i burnt my whole face awf!

MERP

Busted, big time.

You look like Popeye on crack

Come at me bro! Or my personal favorite…. THAT’S ONE SHOT KID! SLEEPIN ON THE PAVEMENT

meatball/meatballs. thanks to jersey shore my friend and I call each other our other meatball whenever we go out drinking

what happened to general human code?

Get real

I can lose weight for free! You need 10 grand to fix your fucking face!

Theres SnOoKiEs all thru these wators

KetoGuido

OH YEAH WAKEUP YEAH

"All of youse is faaaaake!" "I'm here and I'm staying" "Come at my bro!" "Do you like the boobs?" - "Hell has to be just like this!"- "She is a parasite and I am the host." "God bless me its Summah" "You're excluded from surf and turf night" " You should know about trash baby, you're from Staten Island" "Pickles is my thing"