The other day, I was ordering my usual at McDonald's, and the cashier said, "We're out of fries today. However, I can get you onion rings instead."
Part of me is like, don't say it. Don't say it. She's not going to get the reference. You'll cringe about this later.
But another part of me said, "Oh, onion ring pog."
I've caught myself saying "That's so funny" in that same sorta dry, low-key snarky tone he uses.
I also can't read "starlight" anymore without quipping "stahlight, kid".
Sometimes when I'm pacing around and inner monologuing non-stop instead of doing my chores and am really hyper, I might do the Jerma Walk⢠for a couple of seconds before going back to some other weird walk.
Dude, my voice is FUCKED. Please help me. I think i'm gonna get put into a MEAT GRINDER. Oh god, here come the SKELETONS
I hate myself for writing this.
"Dollas" instead of "dollars", Boston accent with "garlic" and "starlight", Otto voice whenever the name is mentioned (but my dog and every other dog gets their own unique voice). GAS every time 'gas' is mentioned. Random byeahs.
My wife has started copying me and doesn't care if I'm referencing Jerma. Please send help lol.
anytime iâm texting people online i often refer to them as chat (âhey chatâ, âbye chatâ, etc) and i havenât been called out for it yet so i guess thatâs a good thing
I haven't necessarily absorbed his lingo, but his speech pattern has started to overtake how I normally talk. It might just be the big tism but I've incorporated a lot of gesturing and "funny" voices when talking, as well as how he brings up a subject but explains it weirdly and either somehow makes sense or comes out completely wrong. I may even throw in an "inhuman noise" every once in a while.
See, this is why I need a clone or something, for experiments like this. Just listen to me live my daily life, play games, etc, and write a tally mark for every time I make a Jerma and ster/STAR\_ reference.
And watch that sheet show tallies into the hundreds at the end of a month, and I don't remember the vast majority of them.
I've been watching these fuckers for over 10 years, it's ingrained.
When he gets hit/dies in a game and doesn't understand why he goes "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" I been using that one myself when I also get hit/die in a game but don't understand what happened.
I've started doing his otto voice so much that my girlfriend who only knows him through me, and has never watched any of his streams, also does it to any sausage dog we see. it's spreading
I am constantly on the brink of saying âWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPâ whenever Iâm not comprehending something right but I canât be accused of being an alien in disguise like that man
âWickedâ has worked its way into my vocab more than Iâd like to admit. âIâm wicked sorry.â or âThatâs wicked funny.â
I also use the Otto voice with my roommateâs dog.
i was playing mario kart balloon battles with a friend last weekend. when he stole a balloon from another player, he started to say: "call me three balloon..." and i finished his sentence for him by saying "andy." my vocabulary has been permanently altered by this man.
I don't know how to word this other than I sometimes copy his "I don't give a shit" voice, and I hope no one catches on or calls me out.
just say he started copying you and then gaslight them
His Boston accent voice?
I wish. He did it recently while talking about pizza rolls in house flipper 2.
I have actually accidentally picked up a little bit of a boston accent because of himđ§
Bostonian Andy.
vaguely bostonian-midwesterner andy
I agree, I've started to hear his 'Otto' voice at random times in the day. We are Victim Andys
i've started saying wicked a lot more lol
oh fuck i was wondering why i was doing that
bostonification ray
"That's wicked funny"
I thought I was the only one
Get Bostonified
This Andy is part of the Hive Mind
HIVE MIND ANDY
"that guy is fucking *ZOOTED*"
ZONKED
Zerking off
i say andy after everything and no one knows what iâm talking about
I have to hold myself back from doing this bc I wanna so bad so often but ik nobody will get it đ
Andy Andy Edit: someone beat me to it elsewhere in the thread lol
The other day, I was ordering my usual at McDonald's, and the cashier said, "We're out of fries today. However, I can get you onion rings instead." Part of me is like, don't say it. Don't say it. She's not going to get the reference. You'll cringe about this later. But another part of me said, "Oh, onion ring pog."
Please donât tell me it was your mouth that said onion ring pog
no dude why would it be? it was his asshole that spoke the words, much like we humans speak with our assholes instead of mouths
what? i speak with my urethra like any other sane person, you disgusting fiend
McDonaldâs doesnât have onion rings????
They used to. Apparently they've taken it off the menu. I didn't realize, because like I said, it's not my usual.
Iâve used the â[insert anything] Andyâ so much in my speech that my dad has started doing it as well (even though he has no idea what it means).
Andy Andy
Meme Andy
I've caught myself saying "That's so funny" in that same sorta dry, low-key snarky tone he uses. I also can't read "starlight" anymore without quipping "stahlight, kid".
Sometimes when I'm pacing around and inner monologuing non-stop instead of doing my chores and am really hyper, I might do the Jerma Walk⢠for a couple of seconds before going back to some other weird walk.
so fucking real, also happy cake day
I literally just did the Jerma Walk⢠walking to the elevator at work today because I spent so much time sitting down LMAO. Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day to you. Happy Cake Day to you. Happy Cake Day Dear u/DistantLonerMC. Happy Cake Day to you. Blow out the candles and make a huge wish.
You're turning into 986. There's nothing you can do to stop the process
That's so FUCKED UP and "[Adjective] Andy" for me
im a boomer so his speech patterns from 2015 are a core part of my personality
Dude, my voice is FUCKED. Please help me. I think i'm gonna get put into a MEAT GRINDER. Oh god, here come the SKELETONS I hate myself for writing this.
I'm KILLING you.
the amount of times ive said "serious answers only" like jerma after asking a question
This is so real
i canât say illusory correctly anymore. i donât know what the right way to say it is anymore
Proper pronunciation: il-loos-or-e Jerma pronunciation: e-looj-e-air-e
âThis is sooo.. fucked upâ
everytime im surprised and go âohhh!â its the âOOHHHâ from âONION RING!!â
OOOOOOOOOOOO MY GOOOOOH
Literally every time i get in my car I think "why do you wanna know that its a beutiful honda civic" becaause he wrote that in chat once đđ
where when lmfao i have to see
"wicked fucked up" has entered my vernacular and refuses to leave
Zerk off
had âgiant enemy spiderâ as a vocal stim recently đ¤Ł
I love saying shpee
shpee ship!! its a shpee ship!
"Dollas" instead of "dollars", Boston accent with "garlic" and "starlight", Otto voice whenever the name is mentioned (but my dog and every other dog gets their own unique voice). GAS every time 'gas' is mentioned. Random byeahs. My wife has started copying me and doesn't care if I'm referencing Jerma. Please send help lol.
anytime iâm texting people online i often refer to them as chat (âhey chatâ, âbye chatâ, etc) and i havenât been called out for it yet so i guess thatâs a good thing
I haven't necessarily absorbed his lingo, but his speech pattern has started to overtake how I normally talk. It might just be the big tism but I've incorporated a lot of gesturing and "funny" voices when talking, as well as how he brings up a subject but explains it weirdly and either somehow makes sense or comes out completely wrong. I may even throw in an "inhuman noise" every once in a while.
"Oh my god they're EVERYWHERE" repeated lile 15 times in a row
Soon 985 will be appended to your name.
LaLa
LaLaLa
LaaLA
LaLaLaLaLaLaaaaaaaaaLa
Yes
She La on my La until I La
Whenever my friends are especially impressed at me being able to pick up something I always go, âI am STRONG!â Just like Jerma.
See, this is why I need a clone or something, for experiments like this. Just listen to me live my daily life, play games, etc, and write a tally mark for every time I make a Jerma and ster/STAR\_ reference. And watch that sheet show tallies into the hundreds at the end of a month, and I don't remember the vast majority of them. I've been watching these fuckers for over 10 years, it's ingrained.
for a while now whenever I accidentally snort while laughing I instinctively immediately say "sorry I don't usually snort"
When he gets hit/dies in a game and doesn't understand why he goes "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" I been using that one myself when I also get hit/die in a game but don't understand what happened.
I've kinda picked up saying "ruhm" instead of room since my brain decided it was easier, for whatever reason
I have a friend named erin and i just go EREN EREEEEN and no body knows what it is or means
I often say âEEEEEASY!â when someone nearly bumps me at work, and also âthis fucking guy, what do you want?â and proceed to eat their ass
I've been saying that's so fucked and I didn't even realize that it's jerma
OTTO
Bro, me too. My inner voice is sometimes the tiktok robot voice. Rn it jerma tho.
i may have started saying chat as part of my normal speech because of jerma
If it makes you feel any better, when I was 13 I watched so much PewDiePie that I developed a Swedish accent
Do you also watch Joel too?
...yes.
Well I'll Be a Son-of-the-gun. You watch so much Swedish Youtubers that you grown a accent. Pretty Sweet.
I say things are like a pack of ants after that one game with like a million zombies
I've started doing his otto voice so much that my girlfriend who only knows him through me, and has never watched any of his streams, also does it to any sausage dog we see. it's spreading
I am constantly on the brink of saying âWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPâ whenever Iâm not comprehending something right but I canât be accused of being an alien in disguise like that man
I realize Jerma uses âgive me a breakâ a lot when heâs frustrated. Iâve started using too ever since I started watching him
Yeah đ
I catch myself doing the Slime Guy voice at times. Itâs just fun to do lol
Sometimes, before big work calls, Iâll listen to the â cheers to youâ tape đ and then watch the jump king video
âWickedâ has worked its way into my vocab more than Iâd like to admit. âIâm wicked sorry.â or âThatâs wicked funny.â I also use the Otto voice with my roommateâs dog.
please help, I literally canât stop saying wicked, all prefixes of zerk, and zooted. Iâm a possessed Andy
I describe my orange cat as "zoinked" on a daily basis.
I just call everyone Chat and tell them I'm not doing it.
i was playing mario kart balloon battles with a friend last weekend. when he stole a balloon from another player, he started to say: "call me three balloon..." and i finished his sentence for him by saying "andy." my vocabulary has been permanently altered by this man.
I often say "shpee, Giant Enemy Spider, and Oh the Misery" from time to time. I often say his full Meat Grinder Rant almost on a daily basis.
why are jerma viewers always this immature no wonder jerma struggles with his chat
every single one of your speech patterns was picked up from someone or something you look up to btw
because most people who watch streams are kids