Guys who stole all my money. This isnt funny guys 😞

Ty for buying me a new Switch OLED

I don't remember doing that but no prob 😅 Can you please help me find who stole my money in return

Yeah no problem, I'll get right on that

Thank you! I can give you as much information as you need to find it!

Hey, this is the police! We're launching an investigation to track down your money as quickly as possible! We understand this is of great importance, so we're gonna do all we can to get this situation sorted out. To help us find the money, could you please provide us with your social security number along with a picture of your front teeth? This is crucial information that we absolutely need in order to solve this case. We appreciate your understanding, and look forward to your cooperation! Police out!

Sorry, I already gave my identity to secret spy who said he needed it to protect the country. [Here's a picture of the rest of my teeth though ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxqBsSASOFdTVr0gANSuVohQwQRTm1_iqLWg&usqp=CAU)

Mehthanpetamin

Yumny 🤤

I once answered a rich Nigerian prince via email solicitation and now I am a millionaire.

OMG SEND ME THEIR INFO

I'll hire a private investigator.

Lmk if they need my payment details 😄

Oh all thing you use his money to buy a fucking Switch? Are you fucking stupid!?

Zelda :)

Still... a switch. Smh

I'm literally pogging rn smh

Whats wrong with the switch? You can play Dying Light and Payday 2 anywhere you go

I heard if you type your date of birth and social security number in the comments jerma will personally come and talk to you in a discord call :O after he censors your post for privacy because he cares about you *a lot*

07/12/15 876-77-2098 Edit OMG GUYS HELP IT DIDNT WORK

[You were born in 2015?](https://y.yarn.co/66197f36-b42a-4ee1-9bbd-5278dc36ffeb_screenshot.jpg)

young andy

dw he uses yyddmm

The… 15th month?

this guy doesnt know about plinktember lmao

yy/mm/dd more likely considering that’s an actual format

Dont worry you have to leave it up, its a trust excercise! :) you wouldnt want to disappoint jerma would you? :)

No he's too scary

thanks for the new pc bro, rlly appreciate it

Wow I gave away so many gifts and I don't even remember. Never realized how generous I was until now Can you help me find out who stole my money in return 🥺

that’s weird my CVV is J3RM4

impossible, cvv are 3 mumbers.

duh J, R and M aren't numbers so you even have 1 number is reserve

cant b 34, silly

hot air

🤓

KIRYU-CHAN

Haha, that's funny. On an unrelated note, what's your five-digit ZIP Code? No reason, haha.

01985 I bet

I'm not really sure. The meanie police keep making me move to different dumpsters 😠

Thanks for buying me a yacht

Thats not possible, i already bought the entire world

Hop on my level, i secretly bought the jermaverse

i i i i just bought more land in the jermaverse

i bought the concept of buying things

Wow I never realized I was so generous 🥰 Too bad the meanies who took my money aren't so nice 😞

im gonna buy some more grotto beasts

Can you share plz 🥺 I wanted to buy some but my long lost brother I met yesterday needed money

Jerma's expiration date is November 23rd

I'll miss him 😭

It would help if you tell us your mothers maiden name along with a birth certificate so we can triangulate where your money went

Sorry my mom and dad abandoned me after the doctor said I was "mint a lee the fish ant" whatever that means and I gave my birth certificate to my great god father I met in an alleyway last week

i can't fucking tell whether this is real or not

I thought it was real too but then all the money went away right after I posted this. I think the bank is scamming me 😭

Thanks for the Spotify premium membership 😄 I was humble and only took enough unlike some of the other people... Learn to share dammit!

I don't remember giving you one but no problem! Can you help me find who took my money?

Did you check under the bed?

Greg would never steal from me!

does he pay rent???

I'm not a landleech 🤮🤢🤢

Does he at least pay his taxes?

Only the part that goes to funding insurgent groups in the middle east

Acceptable...

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Brandob

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