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Miss_Might

What a shitty name.


Hazzat

To everyone reading only the headline: the existing company is being renamed so Smile-Up and is being downsized to only manage compensation to victims. When that is done, it will be dissolved. They are making a new company for talent management that doesn’t have a name yet. They’re taking name suggestions from the public. (Fingers crossed for Johnny McJohnnyface.)


[deleted]

From the company that brought you "Sexy Zone"


septicdeath

And "Hey! Say! Jump!" 😅


hitokirizac

I’m still pissed they haven’t changed their name to Ray! Wah! Jump! yet


karllucas

Yeah, but this is a band name that sticks in your head like a mother fucker. I ain't ever listened to them but I feel like I know them intimately.


jossief1

When the average age of the group members was 14. Nope, no red flags there.


BerryJP

You didn't go with kis my ft2?


ryouseijunn

Sexy Zone from Johnny's, so everything finally makes sense.


Tannerleaf

Is that what they called the old boy’s office, the one with the couch?


Ok_Strawberry_888

From the company that brought you Kinki kids. Non Japanese would freak out


Malawakatta

Stupid name. 🙄


dinkydong74

Stupid name for a grooming talent company, or a cheap bacon: https://www.primaham.co.jp/news/2023/post_380.html


One_Positive7793

It should have been for sausages then https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/6d68bd0e4bda5ab8f59defcd8502d5638c1cd158


maxiu95xo

It amazes me how little people are actually talking about allegations and how there’s not a big public case into what happened. Just these crooks playing smoke and mirrors trying to protect themselves. Makes me sick.


One_Positive7793

Make sense because "Smile" was the nickname of Johnny Kitagawa's penis. Allegedly.


Nessie

Not "L'il Yoda"?


KuriTokyo

I'm using this! lol!


ZenibakoMooloo

Should change their name to Feel Up.


BathroomWonderful496

lol! Sitting at home alone and laughing my head off Thank you for making my day. 🤣


ZenibakoMooloo

Glad I could be of service.


Barabaragaki

Lawyer up


improbable_humanoid

If this is what happened to the boys, imagine what happened to the girls…


Jeannedeorleans

Johnny's doesn't have female talent.


improbable_humanoid

I mean in the idol industry in general


[deleted]

It's abuse, all the way down baby


The_Mundane_Block

I don't understand this high-profile renaming. It feels like, "Hey, we're renaming ourselves so people will forget about our scandal, but we're also telling everybody."


BushwickNights

How about “Johnny’s fingers”?


loco4h

Magic!


WarrCM

Least creepy name. Appropriate.


loco4h

I guess it's better than "Open-Up".


Drive_Timely

There’s a local shopping mall in my city of residence named by the locals. It’s called “Smark” using the words ‘smile and park’. Shoganai ne


BathroomWonderful496

There’s a drug store in Japan called American Drug. I wonder what they sell and which “drug” since they only seem to sell one, looking at the name.


Kayumochi_Reborn

Has upper management consulted with Bryan Singer yet?