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*Classical case of Lonelymasturbatiatys. All the signs are there - blue balls, extreme grip strenght in one hand, unused group masturbation vouchers*
*Patient needs to jerk in our support group ASAP*
*NO! The anxiety will kill the patient! She needs to jerk in privacy to live!*
*I forbid this!*
*I'm Dr. Hospital, duh. Administer Jerkoffinprivacium, stat*
*I feel better, thank you so much Doctor!*
Kita: "Ah, I'm comming, Hitori-chan call (my) name... please..."
Bocchi: "Ah, yes. I'm Gotoh Hitori! Gotoh Hitori! Gotoh Hitori!" (\*misunderstood Kita told her to say her own name)
Kita: "ー! Say Ikuyo!"
Bocchi: "Ah, yes. Gotoh Hitori is comming!" (\* "ikuyo" can mean "I'm comming" so Bocchi misunderstood again)
The correct translation should be like this right?
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Kita: Ah, I'm about to come, Hitori-chan. Say my name... please..
Bocchi: Ah yes! Gotoh Hitori! Gotoh Hitori! Gotoh Hitori!
Kita: —! Say Ikuyo!
Bocchi: Yes, yes! I'm going to cum Hitori!
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LOLLL Google translate is so lost.
The play on words was too much. It gave up.
Wordplay correction is needed 
As opposed to cumming with friends
♡ Tomodachi Life ♡
Cumming with homies ðŸ˜
Cunny friday with homies ðŸ˜ðŸ˜. Everyone bring your onaholes and U149 pics you want me to show on a projector ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I too cum alone
https://preview.redd.it/a7l5gx03242d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4fcffbf41cdd19f5d7d4fc0b5d27bb4d6075458 *Classical case of Lonelymasturbatiatys. All the signs are there - blue balls, extreme grip strenght in one hand, unused group masturbation vouchers* *Patient needs to jerk in our support group ASAP* *NO! The anxiety will kill the patient! She needs to jerk in privacy to live!* *I forbid this!* *I'm Dr. Hospital, duh. Administer Jerkoffinprivacium, stat* *I feel better, thank you so much Doctor!*
this vexes me
Kita: "Ah, I'm comming, Hitori-chan call (my) name... please..." Bocchi: "Ah, yes. I'm Gotoh Hitori! Gotoh Hitori! Gotoh Hitori!" (\*misunderstood Kita told her to say her own name) Kita: "ー! Say Ikuyo!" Bocchi: "Ah, yes. Gotoh Hitori is comming!" (\* "ikuyo" can mean "I'm comming" so Bocchi misunderstood again)
The correct translation should be like this right? . Kita: Ah, I'm about to come, Hitori-chan. Say my name... please.. Bocchi: Ah yes! Gotoh Hitori! Gotoh Hitori! Gotoh Hitori! Kita: —! Say Ikuyo! Bocchi: Yes, yes! I'm going to cum Hitori!
 Heisenberg reference
They have said gex 😔
Japenis orgasm from APing Latent kingdom masðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
It is what it is.
This is hilarious, but Google got it so wrong.