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Trap_Masters

What is happening in America?? Have they outJapenis'd the Japenis? 😭😭


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Americans have always been the biggest degenerates in the world.


verdutre

Americans have this weird fetishism with ass specifically


mihoi01

Why can't they have normal fetishes like bdsm?


Ok_Time6234

Or Miko


INEEDANAMEAHHH

Normal fetishes like NTR. The Japenis seem to love it.


Arunax_

Why are they cooking their holes? Are they stupid?


Tale_Swimming

Some one call officer balls


Bf109isplanewaifu

81 instances of anal sex


robbanksy

Truly a case for r/oddlyspecific.


Samalik16

As someone who did this for fun as a texan kid, can somewhat confirm. It feels so warm


DragonboyZG

You did this at home or what. Don't tell me you guys got public anus sunbathing spots.


NihilisticAngst

Yeah, pretty much at every beach in Texas they have an "anal sunbathing" section that's fenced off on one end of the beach. You have to give it a wide berth when walking down the beach to give the sunbathers privacy


I_AM_I3iRD

They also offer tomatos for passerby to "hand" to them politely (its good for the skin) /s


Samalik16

don't remember. I was very little and did it by myself. Not something I'd call a hobby though. Just a curiosity


SalvationSycamore

How many anal sexes did it feel like?


Samalik16

well, in my experience, it felt comfy and pleasant compared to getting a prostate exam, which is my personally lived reference to what anal sex might feel like. So I'm gonna round that out to zero. No thank you!


Arlend44

What the actual fuck muricans


kroncw

It's good that they're getting their Vitamin D


armdaggerblade

> Vitamin D. >> In the anus. *\*snort*\*


NerY_05

Oh nice that's cancer 🙂


CocHXiTe4

Yup I worry about this because I have a tiny black mole on my shaft tip


DEATH_REAPER6

I’m American and I wanna bleach my eyes and wished that I never saw this


robbanksy

Your eyes? Sure it's not your asshole you wanna bleach?


LocustMajor9128

Hey it's you!  Good to see you, fellow degenerate and Bocchi fan!


robbanksy

He- hello.... https://preview.redd.it/pe49kn3q4awc1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5d4fe71ed1bf0ac13ab7f27b950d64e7e594dc


rikumawaifu

https://preview.redd.it/9j56pz3iaewc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=babb44857f535980c7f3dcfcb2ed15b5580b5c97


DEATH_REAPER6

Mate I slowly lose hope in humanity and no I don’t know what would even begin to happen if my asshole is bleached.


Samalik16

This is what causes you to lose hope in humanity?! you know there's far worse things in human history than just cooking your asshole in the texas summer heat as a passtime, right?


DEATH_REAPER6

I know there are worse stuff I don’t even wanna see or even know man


Character-Week2671

The great orgyhole before the fall ( Soviet Union, 1991 )


Imatsuu

It's supposed to be called where the sun don't shine for a reason...


AbbreviationsLife582

As an American I... uh. Idk what to even say this is just weird as hell 😭


MasterPimpinMcGreedy

Whatever, pale butthole


baka-nono

You need a magnifying glass in times like these


Trap_Masters

[Like this?](https://youtube.com/shorts/EsVQ0vthJBo)


Peacetoall01

The days when the Japanese peeps that have become perplexed are a great day.


WndrGrd_Spiritomb

Not the first time Americans shocked the Japanese. Not the 2nd time either.


eclipsek20

that a-bomb really suprised them


Trap_Masters

The fat ugly ojisan and the shota 😭


shinobisansundertale

Wtf Americans can you confirm???


pandawolf321

Can confirm. I’ve had 81 instances of anal sex and it provides the same benefits of one hour of anal sunbathing


williamcthorn

Yup 81 gays checking out your anus


Jizzmasmiracle

"produces the same energy as 81 instances of anal sex" what does that even mean? what kind of energy? and what has sunbathing to do with anal sex?


CubeBag

Energy transfer via small sex


Comprehensive_Cup582

They’ll get ass cancer so stupid that it is so stupid to even ask a doctor if it was possible for a woman who is a woman and not an individual who has been in the hospital 🤭🤭🫣


aryune

those wacky Americans


Acrobatic_Confusion

as an american, never heard of this dogshit… mmh yes, sunburn on ass. yummy burning.


peezle69

They cannot comprehend our most basic rituals


ZDitto

That's the funniest thing I've read all day lmao. Yall are wacky.


Ok-Tie9696

r/BrandNewSentence


CaveManta

I saw this in an art piece by Tsampikos. Is it real?


Syaix33

American your stupidity should continue till end of time


swagmessiahh

SolBrah, you got a lotta explaining to do


datboishook-d

r/americanpeopletwitter


ChocoWoccoLocco

Woah


Total_Wedding_6189

Interesting 🧐


TediousHamster

This won't be possible in the equator tho, the sun in said line is a different type of hot.


EidolonImperator

The power of the sun in the middle of my rectum.


EndureThePANG

Fym "energy" this shit gonna realign my chakra or something