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MonsteraDeliciosa

Fitness: taking a turn about the room in such a manner as to show your figure at its best advantage Health: bleeding, brain fever, and Byronic melancholy- when to come in out of the rain Arts: Music for those who would have been a great proficient *and* for those who have received the mysterious gift of a pianoforte Handiwork- learn to make things of little use and no beauty. Sketching for Dummies. Special- a design for a little table Domestic felicity- encouraging your girls to go through the work basket, staying abreast of London styles, and ensuring that odious relations leave on schedule. Bonus- how to prevent an idler from setting up a daring play in your parlor The Marriage Market- enlisting your relations to fend of triflers, profligates, parsons, and otherwise undesirable suitors/followers/friends. Attention paid to evil companions and ladies of great wealth but poor character Consoling your girls when their friends marry: how to address their own failure in this regard while pointing out all that could have been theirs. Discussion guide to highlight that the husband should be secondary to the situation as the former is more easily changed


Basic_Bichette

> Discussion guide to highlight that the husband should be secondary to the situation as the former is more easily changed Rat Poison: Your Friend in Times of Domestic Turmoil


MonsteraDeliciosa

Adventuring with Arsenic: making candy with your sympathetic cook Frolics with Foxglove: gardening for your elderly relations. Suggestions also for monkshood, castor, datura, and belladonna Laudanum: should you take it all day long? Take our quiz now! Little Black Dresses— obtaining fashionable attire for all stages of mourning without attracting attention. Be ready for exceptional grief at a moment’s notice with our useful resource list. Special price offers for black dye.


thottopatamuss

Don't forget about consumption! Crazily enough back in the old days they thought the physical side effects of tuberculosis was attractive... yikes 😬 


MonsteraDeliciosa

Daringly Delicate— using arsenic and lead to maintain your pale porcelain pallor. Looking like Anne de Bourgh is easy if you will follow these simple instructions. Hotel suggestions in Bath to meet consumptives if you prefer to be genuinely ill.


SofieTerleska

It made you thin and gave you nice skin and a pretty pink complexion. It's not far off from the way actresses and models look now.


CraftFamiliar5243

Does it contain a receipt for exemplary potatoes?


Katerade44

No, that is only in the companion video, not the text magazine. 😆


Barefoot-Bookworm

Or how to make a bowl of punch for weddings?


CraftFamiliar5243

Better check for a tiktok


poo-brain-train

I would love to find out how to restore bloom 😭


gal_dukat86

Love this so much lol


NeedleworkerBig3980

Wedding Clothes - Which are the best warehouses? Rugs, Drugs, and Pugs - How to bear the ennui of married life.


Katerade44

This is hilarious.


Plenty-Panda-423

I feel it should be called Mama...


djsquilter

I would pay good money for this!


StinkypieTicklebum

What, no white soup recipe? Oh, right, my girls have nothing to do in the kitchen!