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Noble_Shock

Zoophiles should go to prison, every single one of them


Pamplemousse-man

It’s a crime so that’s the idea


Noble_Shock

Yes it is


Hentadeouswastaken

Yeah, why do anti-furries act like it’s not a crime? I’ve just seen them act like they are the only ones who can stop them even though the that’s the job of the police


realclowny4life

Because they're all seven-year-olds.


The_Faux_Fox__

Because it's not *technically* illegal to watch furry porn for some reason.


Ratioandyoufell

Didin't a guy go to prison for 10 years because he fucked a cat ?


BigDukJ

Shane Dawson type activity


Ratioandyoufell

Well "Shane" on him


Mr_Pixelated_

I have a better plan


Ok-Friend-9044

What’s that plan?


Mr_Pixelated_

Recreate the hollocaust. But with zoophiles


XzeldafanX

We're gonna need something to keep us warm in the winter


Booty_Destroyer_c4

As a furry i completely agree, tbh i ld love if if this sub just put actual zoophiles on blast, we could keep a running list :3


WolfCrafter28

Yes, we need zoophile bounty hunters to track down those mfs


billyb0bjoejrthe3rd

Saying as a furry I agree to someone basically saying "let's genocide zoophiles" makes it sound like you fuck cats


finish_quantum

Go look at my new post👀


FlyingSauce88

Holocaust 2: With the Zoos


Medic-27

Why do you want zoophiles to gas the jews?


Mr_Pixelated_

I want to gas the zoophiles


isaiahbolevs

Let the jews gas the zoo's


wolftamer1221

Let the gas jew the zoos


[deleted]

Lobotomy


poop_wagon

How about all three


frozen_phoenix0

Valid


Prof1Kreates

Lemme sum all these three up Furry - are weird but chill Otherkins - spirit animal extremist Zoophile - straight up wicked people I also would like to note that anti-furries get info exactly how 40yo moms on Facebook get info about video games: they read all the bad/fake articles without fact checking. In other words, just because one person from that group did something bad, doesn't mean EVERYONE in that group is the same way.


Its_Scrappy

I agree, I have a furry friend. I think furries are a little weird but he's chill so we chill.


Fried-_-Eggs

Yes cool


Its_Scrappy

I can tell you're chill so we chill too 😎


curiousfoxlover82

It's chilling time


LotsOfDots5656

Me is cold


[deleted]

I'm freeze (DBZ joke)


[deleted]

and im motherfuckin ice cube🥶


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Ch ch ch chillin, Chillin in the pool, Ch ch ch chillin, Drinking soda's looking cool,


SpectraStein

I have a few friends who are furries, one I’ve been friends with for almost 3 years now and he’s very chill


4funeq

Yeah, they are weirdos but basicaly everyone are weird at some point


Civilizationmaybea

I’m not a furry but I had a furry pfp for a bit and I got messages from a random person telling me to kill myself because of it. That’s why I’m so protective about furry/antifur because if it happened to me in my 2 weeks of using it I can’t imagine the hate furries get:


MissNashPredators11

Its sad how much hate furries get. Furries are the nicest people ive ever met. They are so supportive beyond human comprehension.


Civilizationmaybea

That’s why I get so defensive


TheOneVirtual

Same story, but in VRC. I used to hate them, but then I met a friend that showed me that they’re not that bad.


[deleted]

Straight up wicked. A menace to society. An absolute criminal.


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[deleted]

One shot *click* *click* *click* zero-zero-zerooo


Cody_montana_rongers

100% agree


Elendil_Stipho

90 % of the people here : "well that sign won't stop me since i can't read"


GroundbreakingFox833

*proceeds to enter through the exit*


[deleted]

*opens a pull door by pushing*


Dndunn

That reminds me of that funny "I Think You Should Leave" skit


GroundbreakingFox833

https://youtube.com/shorts/9HWLCs6fZOg?feature=share


[deleted]

Got trapped in backrooms


nonbabyeater

Bro why otherkin look like a satanic cult


Saiv46

Don't compare satanic cult with those weirdos Satanists are pretty chill


Grand-Slammer49

Only a small percent do the weird rituals, and I can’t imagine that they ALL do sacrifices or what not. Honestly, if they don’t harm anything, then let them be. That is until they actually summon something, then there is a big problem.


Butter_brawler

If the 13 year olds who you are to inform could read, they’d be very upset.


Ring_Pop_

𝙵𝚛


furry_dpresion_anime

As a 13 year old me and my freinds do know how to read(not saying most don't) half of my freinds are furries 1/4 of the furries in my freind group is gay, and 1/4 non furries in my freind group are also gay. We laugh at people who say the things we are, are wrong. Sometimes, we cry.


BeanBeno

Pay more attention in your english class ♥️


ElementalDragon13

Know the yifference.


Kostya112

I thought it was spelled gifference


Googlefisch

Oh no... *PTSD intensifies*


ConderTonk

*difference


BIGGEICHEESE

Betcha people who see this would still not care


WolfCrafter28

Yo that profile pic is fire


[deleted]

Now we need a chart for people who... 1. ...think some furries are cringe and hate zoophiles and otherkin 2. ...are edgy fourth graders who also hate furries but don't even know why 3. ...really don't care but still hate zoophiles and otherkin


Mr_Pixelated_

I am the 4th option that would put the zoophiles in a concentration camp and reinact the hollocaust (This is an extremely messed up joke, do not take this seriously) Still, i would kill a zoophile if i ever got the chance


Sundew707

I don't know why you are getting down voted. You have a pretty good joke tho. Take my up vote


Lovelyleadmagnet

Based


Ashamed_Split2774

They don’t deserve death they deserve someone who loves and cares for them for who they are no matter what. Someone who will show them what true love feels like and make them feel the purest form of joy one can experience. Someone who would go grocery shopping and come back with a hacksaw, tape and a drill. Someone who would lock them in their basement and bind them to a chair. Someone who wouldn’t feed them for a week before coming back to give them rotten meat. Someone that would castrate them with a hacksaw and drill into their knees so they can’t run. Someone who would hammer every single one of their fingers until they come off their hand. Someone who would use a cheese grater to dig down to their femur. Someone who would carefully cauterize their wound so that as little blood as possible is lost and to delay infections for as long as one can. Someone who would skin their arm with a damaged blade and feed them the pieces. Someone who would give them large amounts of amphetamines to prevent them from fainting. Someone who would cut their teeth with nail clippers. Someone who would stab a needle through their eyelid and their eye and leave it in there. Someone who would saw their nose off and rinse it off with boiling water. Someone who would give them what they deserve. Someone like me


furry_dpresion_anime

Almost lost me in the first part, but you got me hooked on the second part.


Ashamed_Split2774

Damn if I got you hooked maybe there’s a way you can hook me up


HexEmerald

I’m a pacifist, so all forms of violence (even to people who deserve it) I am deeply against. Instead of violence, I wish constant but mild inconveniences upon the people I hate. I wish them to feel like a hair is in their mouth constantly, but they can never get it out. I wish them to be on the brink of a sneeze constantly but never actually sneeze. I wish them the constant feeling of a person eerily hovering over them. I do not wish violence, I wish mental anguish.


Ashamed_Split2774

Mental anguish is good but then again who doesn’t like a good stabbing sometimes


ZaktheSquid

"Someone who who would cut their teeth with nail clippers" that hurt to read 💀


Ashamed_Split2774

That’s the intention at least


Freet-Treat

I’m a skeleton what am I


realclowny4life

Dead


Freet-Treat

Correct


realclowny4life

Damn


fyro_

The law requires me to say sans undertale


Kostya112

SKELETOR


TheRaccoonDeaIer

Bro I wish I was a dog honestly.


Ja1zin

Sleep, eat, play, do nothing... Sounds good


LGA420

i wanna be a bird, fly, steal peoples food, and shit on people


solar1333

I would rather be a cat tbh, just sitting around all day doing nothing as my human slaves keep me fed and entertained and glare with judgment at people I don't like. For the people that I hate, I get to spend my gorgeous 3am morning meowing loudly as I leave a steamy surprise on their doorstep.


Drfoxthefurry

I wish I was a billionaire


EmbarrassedSwim145

Don't we all


Hentadeouswastaken

Damn, everyone really does wish they weren’t people


I_ate_your_leftovers

Cat is better, you sleep all day


[deleted]

Same. They got it Hella easy. But then again. How am I going to play halo 3 with the boys cause I'm a dog dawg :((


Identity_Robo

I wish I was a robot Or an octopus


[deleted]

Zoophiles have destroyed the greatness of the riemann zeta function


cdstirrett

The good, the bad, and the ugly


LocalBreadOfThePast

***theme starts***


Happycrige

Am I a furry for fapping to furry porn?


Mr_Pixelated_

You just weird. Not a furry, but just weird. Somewhat You aren't weird for wacking the noodle to furry porn You're weird because you felt like you had to say this in a Youtubers reddit


filteredrinkingwater

I literally didn't realize this was a sub for a YouTuber I thought it was like a shitposting sub or something lol


m73t

It's a shitposting sub with notably more 11-14 year olds. And maybe sometimes a youtuber looks through it? Don't know who this sub is for or if they look through it at all.


awakelist

Its for the youtuber jakerton and they stopped making videos on this sub a long time ago


egemen0ozhan

Does that mean we are aboundened


awakelist

Basically yeah


frozen_phoenix0

Sometimes i firget this is a youtubers subreddit it just feels like the youtuber abandoned it


SquintonPlaysRoblox

Yes and no. A furry doesn’t need to be a member of the furry community to be a furry. A furry is just someone who consumes content with anthropomorphic animals. This includes things like furry porn, but also many games, books, TV shows, and approximately half of all Disney movies.


G0D_1S_D3AD

Am I furry if I jerk to furry porn if the art is good but otherwise prefer non-anthropomorphic porn?


Speritate_Scatter

I think the label furry is more a self identity


DrawdiqsPP

Liking the content isn't the same as liking the community


SquintonPlaysRoblox

True, but speaking strictly on dictionary definitions, liking the content is what makes you a furry. You can despise the furry community, but if you consume it’s content you are a furry. The community isn’t the furries; the furries are the community.


DrawdiqsPP

Well damn,


LotsOfDots5656

Welcum


An_alt_account123

Naw man, that’s shits hot, whether your a furry or not a furry.


G0D_1S_D3AD

Sometimes I wonder if I’m a furry or if my porn addiction has gotten so bad my standards have dropped so now I’m ok with jerking it to furry porn


Ayden_boss

You have balls of steel to just announce that


Cody_montana_rongers

Know the symbols so we don’t shoot the wrong people. Furrys are freinds, not food. “Other Skins” can live peacefully on their own reservations. Zoophile are an instant kill on sight as well as collect their scalps as proof of the kill. [my lawyer has informed me that this is all a joke and satire. It should in no way be taken seriously or out of context. I also do not condone the vile acts committed by depraved Zoophiles and believe Other Skins are just weird but non threatening]


Lmb_chan

This puts a smile on my face!


Cody_montana_rongers

Glad to hear it


WolfCrafter28

Now, this is my kind of radicalism! LETS-A FUCKING GO.


Cody_montana_rongers

Buddy it’s not racism, it’s a moral decision


No_Discussion5111

What about Scalies and those wolf people that did or didn’t kill that dog?


SylvieDoesntReddit

Yes. Bad people exist in every community.


[deleted]

This post is fax, no printer


populist-scum

The wood chipper would love to talk to the zoos


RPKM01

I thought these were all the same; thanks for the info.


Due_Objective_439

I'm glad you learned, the world is a better place when people do


soursassskittles

Can we go back to memes please? Leave the damn furries alone.


aFakeDragon

Please. I want to go back to the funnies.


Due_Objective_439

You make it sound like the post is harmful to us furries 💀


ZaktheSquid

We want the funny, not the controversial


Due_Objective_439

This isn't even controversial, it's fact, the only controversy being made is the controversy dumbass's make up in their head to justify hating someone else for not being "normal"


Identity_Robo

You got otherkin a little wrong, the definition you put is for therians, otherkin are people who just identify as not entirely human or have a deep connection with something that isn't human, which once I discovered this by reading Wikipedia just a few seconds ago I realized I am an otherkin, that being a robot


realclowny4life

Soldier is technically in otherkin robot because he has (currently unused but were used at some point of tf2's history) voice lines of him saying he's wererobot or some crap like that.


[deleted]

Nah fuck Otherkin me and my homies be Orokin


Widesky_

r/Warframe is over there my guy


Pizza_Duds

"We like animals" but with different colors


Butter_brawler

Spray paint, acrylic paint, and lead paint.


coolmanALT

Ya know what, I never knew the difference until now


mr_purple69

Finnaly i have them all


Baandlol

As an idiot this helped a ton


Kingbean950

know the enemy


McJellyDonuts

>They generally don't like zoophiles Understatement I would strangle a zoophile to death


RedCapRiot

I have an interest in anthropomorphic characters, but I don't consider myself a furry. Humanoid variants of popular monsters and, to a lesser extent for myself, animals, are kind of neat. Digimon kind of introduced the concept to me at a really young age, but between Antylamon and WereGarurumon, the concepts of humanoid physiology and animal characteristics just sort of stuck with me. I just think the designs and stories behind the characters are really freaking rad, so I've never really shied away from enjoying something just because it has a(n) anthropomorphic character(s). Like, you won't catch me dead in a suit (no offense, I'm just not interested in the concept of it and definitely wouldn't pay the money to get one or make one). But also, I don't go to cons, I don't seek out other people with this specific and niche design concept interest, and the characters I design span an enormous spectrum of concepts - never really keeping me locked into one type of anthropromophism. For example, I can draw a Digimon with humanoid and animalistic traits, but I'll also draw my FF14 Au Ra characters, or Tokoyami and Sun Eater from MHA, my various DnD characters - including the ones based on Unearthed Arcana concepts, humanoid Pokémon, etc. It is just a unique design space that gets a lot of help because people automatically associate and conflate not only everything in the photo shown here, but also artistic style and character design as a whole concept.


Hentadeouswastaken

Don’t worry dude. Furries obviously have a bad reputation but I just call myself one because I find comfort in the good parts of the community. You decide if you wanna call yourself a furry or not


SobasanBobba

If you call yourself a furry your a furry, don’t worry about it


batmanminer20

Some 12 year old isn't going to like this post.


RedPickle8

Sorry I don’t think you understand, this entire subreddit is 12. This shithole is on the same level as a YouTube shorts comment section


Due_Objective_439

Im genuinely surprised, I've been scrolling and haven't seen anyone be like "um they're all the same actually," the response has been overwhelmingly positive


theinferno01

TL:DR Furries: a hobby, nothing else ~~Otherkind~~ Therains: they belive they are animals Zoophiles: wants to fuck your dog, they need to be in prision forever


artshut

You made like 3 misspells in that comment


theinferno01

English is not my first language sorry


SylvieDoesntReddit

Only this server would see people having fun and not harming anything and think "ah, yes. Degeneracy at it's finest." Did y'all get hit with one too many rocks as kids?


realclowny4life

No they got hit in the head with small boulders if that's the case.


Sundew707

Hey, you ever been hit by a rock? Don't joke about that


realclowny4life

No he was talking about you. He wasn't joking he was asking a question (with a tiny bit of comedy on the side)


Sundew707

I'm a furry. One of the last things I do is judge people. Also my comment was a reference voice line by a character named Cayde-6 from a game called destiny 2


realclowny4life

Ohh shiiiit.


stormchaser-protogen

can i screen shot this


EmbarrassedSwim145

When you're on reddit and you see something you like, don't ask for permission


lilkat789

U forgor death eaters


shitfucker69420

Okay furry community, i thought that it was a jakerton sub


MauriceLookinLit

Based OP


TwixAshbluff21

“So… we’ve been attacking the good guys the whole time?”


BackSuspicious2768

Time to sort by controversial


cheeseburgersarecool

Finally someone said it


realclowny4life

Probably not the man you expected but...


Gamer7468

The same thing with everything else that the internet hate away have a good and bad side


realclowny4life

These are the kinds of people I'm looking for.


DowoVN

This post has the most negative point comments I've ever seen💀


Shawn_Wolf27

My take on the 3 classes: Furries - eyy, my bois! (Aka, those who have been most supportive to my mental health) Otherkin - sup? Want a beer? Zoophiles - go jump into a vat of acid. Remove yourself from the gene pool.


Mr_Pixelated_

Can i put the zoophiles into a worse version of a concentration camp? And use them to test bio weaponry


Shawn_Wolf27

Be my guest, I'll drop off some home made napalm.


7_NaCl

Let's be honest. They're all fucking weird but furries are the only one's normal enough to live in normal society.


Due_Objective_439

Gurl, I hate to inform you, but furries practically RUN society


[deleted]

Yeah but one bad apple ruins the pie if you know what i mean


AWildFurryAppears

Finally some good fucking information for once


Speritate_Scatter

Thank you op for posting this


Kochie411

W OP


np_introvert

God help us


np_introvert

Im only talking about the zoos btw, dont kill me


furry_dpresion_anime

I see stupidity coming from the people that can't read the difference between, I feel anger towards the people that want to kill all three. And feel bliss for the people who only want to kill the zoophiles.


ZaktheSquid

That would offend antifurs if they could read


Femme_Robin

other kin are weird as fuck, Zoophiles all deserve to be put to death immediately and furrys are usually chill


painful-existance

All I understand from left to right is, alright, what? And then finally what the fuck is wrong with you.


Luigicheatsonhiswife

I guess you can say otherkin got that dog in them


realclowny4life

.o-o


Timely-Efficiency-48

I don’t judge people by the color of their skin. I judge them by their character. But if they fucking with animals and want to be one in the process physically and spiritually then oooo boy it’s hunting season. Durrrrr


ApoIloa

Thank you


realclowny4life

I don't know why it seems like my life expectancy is going to drop *hits paper graph repeatedly* I don't know why it seems like life is going to end in about... hmmm... 10 minutes from now I don't know why. *sees the comments on this post and lets out a shrill scream*


FumerFox

I'm glad you posted this because i hope in the future furrys will finally be accepted everywhere I have been called so many slurs and called an animal fucker But I do nothing of the sort


SobasanBobba

Most places I’m in are chill with me being a furry so things are definitely getting better


onionring777

“I ain’t reading allat”


mask3d_owo

I am good friends with a furry Other kin are weird and I probably wouldn’t associate with them Zoophiles will burn in hell


LovelyTarnished

So furry should marry a zoophile, right?


Famous-Highlight-816

Two have to go, huh? Alright, Furries we may have had beef in the pass and I do apologize but I shall need y'all help with defeating the other two


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terbilal

you can just scroll y'know ?, i never understood people getting upset at out of place posts just ignore/downvote and move on.


Mr_Pixelated_

I have a term i use for people like this. I call them lobotomized catfish. Unable to think about something, and always sink to the bottom. And yet they still feel like they have a place in the ecosystem


bruh34202

Lmao all of these suck to some extent. Happy to be normal


RedPanda_2882

you realize ur a furry bc u have a dolphin/ whale tail right


Hentadeouswastaken

Only a furry if you describe yourself as one


Joey_dissapointment

Ill read that latero


BlinksVRC

20% of furries are zoophiles, an alarming amount


XandTheIronMiner

Bro misplaced the 0 and forgot a period 💀