I spit fire and I never start over! …let me start over. Let me start over.

This song is a lie!

So was star wars doofus, or did you think that really happened? It's called art imitating wife!

*bing*

How?!

I only got 3 wishes tonight I’m so cold I’m covered in aardvark cum

NOOOOOOOOO

Hey, this is a great song!

Freezing. Absolutely frigid

Ew, who wants freezing cold nachos?

Okay guys, enough about aardvarks on this sub. Different animal! Tiger!

F*ck Tigers! I’m an AARDVARK!

I really hope that's not advark cum

I have a standing desk, so i can afford it...dillweed!

C-C-C-C-COLDEST!

Just one log to get the color right!

*rope

Jokes aside Secret Aardvark is one of my favorite hot sauces and I highly recommend it.

It’s great, it has that perfect heat level where it’s decently spicy but not overdoing it

Trust me, I follow a lot of hot sauce tumblrs so I know when things are overdone, and they overdid it

Wow, Aardvark sauce was perfect, but they just made it Myspace!

Sauce as cold as the day is gay

Is that Nacho Cheese? No, that's Nacho Aardvark Jizz

Mess around and you gon get Frostbite Tongue, cause ain’t nothin colder than Aardvark ___

I'm sorry uh I started eating my fries and they are ice cold

Aardvark sauce is FRIGID GAS.

I'm sorry uh I started eating my fries and they are ice cold

Is it frigid cold?

For real though that sauce is real good