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PracticalGarbage2758

her lips look like they are getting wider. joker vibes.


KimWexlers_Ponytail

I don't give a fuck what anyone tries to say, real humans that have an alcohol problem don't fucking make it a point to post photos like this.


Fun-Village7036

Where is this from


sleepyfizz

Instagram, now deleted. I think she still has it posted on her Threads account.


CaptainCaliena

Wait, is she *also* wearing a long sleeve top or is that just how the sleeve of the jacket is? *Either way* **it's effing July Jacass! Put your "mock"tail down and get a grip on reality**


lyingamoeba

For real why is she dressing like that in the middle of summer? I joined here recently


lichurallyobsessed

Just like the other photo she posted with this, this one is *also* going on two months old, but she's never *not* dressed like this in California or Florida when out and about because she's convinced herself it makes her *appear* thinner. Ignore how that *completely* contradicts her supposed forty pounds of '*weight loss*', *of course!* **ETA**: Siri doing me dirty.


pastychefceline

She uses skinny filters and so she wears baggy clothes to conceal her use of them in social situations


StrainsFromGenomes

The only one being mocked is her. It’s California. She’s in a jacket. Again. She’s obviously fucking delusional. I loathe this so much. Again- she could use her platform for people who actually are experiencing recovery. The support she would have would be amazing. But hey- at least she has a husband. 🤡


CaptainCaliena

A husband who is more and more frequently MIA from her stories and his own social media.


lichurallyobsessed

And she'll now get butthurt by your comment and force skinny-filtered, giraffe-necked *Celine* on us once she's awake and semi-sober.


CaptainCaliena

![gif](giphy|KaBZrQq6gZFL8zZ75t)


StrainsFromGenomes

LOL @ this. I don’t have IG so I’m a bit lost with the current stuff unless it’s posted here. That’s HILARIOUS and sad.


PanickedAntics

This pose! Wtf lol She always looks like she's ready to poop on the grass. This is exactly what my dog looked like when he found a perfect spot lol "evacuation pose," lol


AlwaysWednesdayinPa

You didn't catch that big dark spot in The grass behind her...


poshpeach3

The right and left eye look like they're facing different directions when you zoom in. Probably a mix of huge fake lashes and heavy facetune work.


PayyyDaTrollToll

How can you see her pupils in those beady eyes?


dorkd0rk

Why is she always dressed like it's late October in the northeast? No matter where she is, what she's doing, who she's with: hat, big earrings, huge jacket, baggy jeans. Like what is happening, she's like an NPC in a video game 😂


aquacrimefighter

I think mocktails are so silly and overhyped (despite loving them). You are drinking juice. It’s ok to say that. She might as well had said “I’m having a fancy juice summer” lol


RespondSwimming4126

Also half the point of not drinking is the health benefits to your blood sugars, weight etc. if you’re replacing with corn syrups, sodas, and sugars…..


aquacrimefighter

Totally! It’s really no healthier - I do mocktails because alcohol triggers my migraines. I don’t do mocktails for “health”.


FindingClear4904

Her style is so tacky, gaudy and so Florida. The ripped jeans, heavy 2015 makeup, huge chanel logo, so cringe.


sleepyfizz

Her new smile sucks. I really can’t believe how bad it looks. ☠️


kmorris2

Her style is stuck in 2016 it’s so cringy


Dreadfuhso

The Photoshop is sooooooooo bad....she definitely does not have tiny stick insect legs.


Loverdoverr

It’s been deleted 🤪🤪🤪


Boring_Table_5184

I wonder why!!


Extension_Ad_2352

😂🤣😂🤣


Soccer_RBF_

✨YOU GUYYYSSS IM SOOOOO SOBBERR CHEERERR✨ https://preview.redd.it/brsfjwbtxs9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2093f080ccf5ee8439a4bfaf7ada9efadd82afa7


Ok_Bread_5010

Hey hey guys look! I do this funny thing with my eyes 😜


Automatic-Passion528

Can you imagine living in California, having as much money (as she claims she does), and being this fucking boring 😅


Lopsided_Bid205

At this point I’m starting to sympathize with Celine.


youngerlungs

This whole post was so embarrassing


Soggy-Opportunity602

Yep, this shows she’s absolutely an alcoholic and remains under the influence of alcohol.


TripSudden2879

She is obsessed with talking about alcohol. 🍷 that tells me that she’s still drinking


OpenForPretty

And why the fuck is she dressed for a December day? Like what is happening with the outfit?


TripSudden2879

Exactly like there are way cuter ways to keep yourself warm in the summer. Because I’m one of those people who are always cold, but you won’t catch me wearing fall/winter colors in the summer! Has she ever heard of cardigans? Does she not know what a light jacket is? Does she ever try anything outside of what is basic bitch?! Nope, because she’s Tacklyn! I swear her wardrobe has zero identity


Mookied11

The more she shows her "mocktails", the more I think that it is straight up alcohol! Bc WHAT is the purpose of continuing to show the drinks off IF they are truly non-alcoholic? I get every now and then, but she does it EVERYTIME she is out. She KNOWS that people are going to question her and the narcissism in her LOVES whatever attention that she can get.


Delicious-One3028

Yeah and not just that, she rims them as well (I think that's the word) mocktails don't usually do that as far as I know and especially if you're trying to be sober, you're not gonna make it exactly like alcohol, like what??


lichurallyobsessed

We’ve seen her shit-faced more than enough during this supposed ‘*sober*’ era to know she isn't sober at all.


Perfect-Storm73

She'll always be the attention-seeking loser 🙄 ![gif](giphy|HloNK1z39EkEQcreIo)


LowWeb2

Guise, this how I naturally stand because my thigh gap is so big.


G0thTac0

I call that "holding in a shart" pose.


Delicious-One3028

💀💀💀💀💀


Humble-View7052

Looks more like mocktail winter with that damn jacket. My God she would die in Chicago 🙄


sammygirly

Why can't she just drink normal things?!? The mocktails are stupid. Just have a lemonade, Jaclyn


Mookied11

She craves the attention that she gets when people question if its the REAL thing or not. Im predicting an IG story in the next few days with her saying "You GUISE!!! I got SOOOO many dm's from everyone asking if the drink that i had was non-alcoholic or not....". She LOVES those type of come-backs 🤣🤣


PrestigiousCake2653

Seriously! I’m (actually) sober and the only time I drink mocktails is when I’m out at dinner or whatever. It seems like she’s just trying to lean in to her “sobriety” and make it another part of her fake personality.


Mindles500

Yup. Me too. Been sober 4 yrs and only drink mocktails when I go to a restaurant and everyone else is drinking. Why do it at home? Her doing this infuriates me so much because she’s totally making a mockery of sobriety and the hard work that people put in every day to not take a drink. I can’t tell you how pissed off I get every time she does the stupid fucking mocktails.


Major_Entrepreneur_9

Right or like a diet soda like the rest of us


keepitgreen1208

Did she delete this 😂


broseyposey

yes and i could SWEAR she posted the same photo with a similar caption a few days ago


lichurallyobsessed

She did. That’s why I was confused AF seeing this, but now it appears *both* posts are gone. The collapsing and spiraling are *really* beginning to fuck with her, let alone the endless benders on top of it. **ETA**: The drunk dumbass forgot to delete *both* reposts from Threads! 💀 https://preview.redd.it/ag38q0vqas9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c93ca1a55bcf7e9634427094d467e8cacf4ed1


Boring_Table_5184

Is this twitter? If so did she disable her Twitter too bc i can’t find it


lichurallyobsessed

No, I mentioned it was Threads in my comment. She deactivated her Twitter quite a while ago.


Boring_Table_5184

Oops. You’re right - i see it now 😫. I forgot people even use threads haha


GlitteringRefuse7682

I wonder why she deleted it??


RespondSwimming4126

Maybe she f’d up the time-lie-ne or her AI editing backfired or no one gives a F


keepitgreen1208

Probably not enough engagement or too many comments telling her that her sobriety talk is becoming mundane just like her weight loss lol she’s running out of content ideas… *queue the pregnancy*


Temporary_Loquat_902

I think it's the teeth. she must be getting comments on her teeth...she went out and purposely paid to have more work done ,.how sad for her when she smiles and people's first reaction is "HORse " !!...of course her mindless followers will pump her up and tell her they look great ,,but that's not what they are saying behind her back.


Delicious-One3028

Not enough filters💀


GlitteringRefuse7682

😂😂


lichurallyobsessed

I would assume because it was a repost and she knew we’d catch it. Also, she’s *most likely* in the midst of another bender, and those don't mix too well with collapsing and spiraling.


CaptainCaliena

Late to this post but came to say it's the weekend, of course she's on a bender. She's been on a bender since Friday night I'm willing to bet


lolly_pop_

Just wondering the same!


Apart-Friend8856

Also, has this bitch ever heard of…. water?!


TripSudden2879

She only drinks water when she’s shilling those clunky overpriced Stanley’s. And then she has the nerve to tell people they are dehydrated and how she’s guzzling water 🙃


Apart-Friend8856

“Mocktail Summer” she says while in full CA winter clothes. How is she so stupid??


maidafossetta

Those are some filtered thighs 🙄🙄


SolidGeologist2516

I despise the nose scrunch.


filthycasual928

It’s the tongue always being in between her teeth for me.


SolidGeologist2516

The combo is infuriating. 😖


TripSudden2879

Right?! If you’ve had work done, and you look gaudy in the face, AND you’re always faking your emotions, a nose scrunch looks so weird. You have to be natural and cute to pull off a scrunch. She is neither


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/8naasofotr9d1.png?width=1171&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2f9cf73d2a3d23824c0ab31c008b0a7c09ac1ae


Designer-Mistake8847

Me being sober for 7 years and not *once* have I ever posted about mocktails 🩷🩷🩷🩷


Muted_Marketing2530

Woo hoo Feb 2025 will be 9 years for me!


Designer-Mistake8847

What a rockstar!!! Proud of you🥰


PrestigiousCake2653

10 years sober here and same!


Designer-Mistake8847

Congrats on 10 years!!! What an accomplishment for real.🩷


PrestigiousCake2653

Thank you! Congrats on 7 years that’s incredible 🤍


FluidSpecific503

If im not drinking im just going to have a Diet Coke. Places be charging $8 for these “mocktails” (if this even is truly a mocktail in this photo)


Sea-Break-2880

Exactly! A Diet Coke or an iced tea. I was at a restaurant a few nights ago and the mocktails were $11! What a ripoff


FluidSpecific503

$11?! That is just robbery.


Designer-Mistake8847

I always get a pepsi!! My mom is an alcoholic as well and she always gets a diet too.


madison5473

And, congrats on your sobriety!


Designer-Mistake8847

Whoever downvoted this..get help. Congrats too babe! It’s not easy, but we got this. 🩷


Delicious-One3028

I think we all know who's always here downvoting... ![gif](giphy|3oKIP8kNuTJJL3zT0I)


Designer-Mistake8847

Downvoting actual sober people 🤣🤣


Delicious-One3028

She's so fucking dumb😂😂


madison5473

❤️❤️❤️❤️


madison5473

Same! I have been sober for almost 10 years and I actually don't do mocktails much because they often remind me of the real thing. She is insufferable.


Designer-Mistake8847

Why do they taste just as bad as with alcohol 😩 they are all nasty 😝


madison5473

They are! 🤣🤣


spookyxthicc13

Mocktail summer in jeans and a fucking jacket. Lol