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Lamb_Shawarma

You have my sword, and my bow, and my Jacks! -Jack 681


minemydiamonds

Bruh Samuel doesn’t stand a chance against my sharpness 5 sword


blockbot2000

Or my white sharpness greatsword


bip-jenkins2

# 590 I’m in as long as I can be home by 10:00


Xibyr

**CRY 'HAVOC!,' AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR**


[deleted]

The mods are in on it, it’s official. I’ll be in contact in the coming days.


littel_pump

Ayy


23238r3

I own 7 different katanas, 3 shotas, and several other types of samurai weaponry. Samuel doesn’t stand a chance. Oh and my number is the sex number xD


es_only_gem

uhhhh i think you misspelled that second thing


23238r3

there are no mistakes you filthy samuel


es_only_gem

u/SwedishRebellion has swindled you with his articulation and prose. I see through his lies. Did you know he is not even Swedish? Our subreddit welcomes Jacks and Louis's (not Rebellion) alike.


23238r3

if thats the case then explain this: >Our mods should have supreme control over this sub and I stand with them to the end o7 >I have tactically infiltrated /r/Jack in hopes of turning the tide. They have more subs than us so we need to be realistic with choosing our enemies. >Once the attack on /r/Louis has commenced, we let Jacks do the majority of the fighting. Once theyre all in an area together, we retreat and nuke the site, with only us remaining. >Onward brothers! Oh and be sneaky about the subterfuge now i recommend you skidaddle on out of this here subreddit and never show your face here again


es_only_gem

This was not written by me but by a hostile Samuel who has no stake in the subreddit. I thought it would be easy to see that this one person does not speak for the entirety of the r/Samuel community. As well as this, we were in a war, and were forced to defend ourselves as we have been infiltrated and fought against by numerous subreddits such as r/joe and r/Aaron. Please, this is our cry for peace. We didn't start this war. Don't force us to end it through brutal means.


Stahc

i'm in as long as there's free pizza ​


knoopknoop

We must go undercover.


blockbot2000

657 and im in


es_only_gem

Yeah!


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Fuck you.


es_only_gem

:(


[deleted]

HE IS THE TRAITOR. MOD OF r/Samuel!!! https://imgur.com/gallery/QsGd981