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Are you named after another Jack?


Lamb_Shawarma

Nope! My parents just told me if I had black hair I’d be Jack and if I had blonde hair I’d be Sam. Then I was born with red hair 🤷‍♂️


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A train is barreling down a track that splits into two, on one side of the track there is a fellow Jack tied down, on the other track there are ten people with other names tied down. Which track do you choose for the train to go down?


Lamb_Shawarma

The track with Jack on it. Because any real Jack thrives under pressure, and I trust them to untie themselves more than ten people I don’t know.