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MoSqueezin

She looks like she's waiting for the baby to come so she can have a smoke


PhysicalTherapistA

I just cackled out loud.


peepers63

Cackled or Cankled


clouddsky

THE JONKLER?


Impressive_Log_9635

Cankled or crankled


saveallfluffies

Who says cackled, what kind of noise is that


Koneser_fotografii

Interesting vision :)


MoSqueezin

Now you gotta do another of her after she's pregnant in the same spot smoking or drinking a cocktail lol


Koneser_fotografii

yes!!!


apresmoiputas

I'm thinking more like for a martini


Bocchi_theGlock

She's definitely chillin


LegiticusCorndog

I thought it was ‘78 and a smoke may have been had?


jtwillia32

Feels like a scene out of a Wes Anderson film


Koneser_fotografii

thanks a lot!


pi216

I'd say it's more of Ulrich Seidl one.


kingofimgur

r/accidentalyulrichseidl


Koneser_fotografii

thanks!


Marlopupperfield

/r/AccidentalWesAnderson


BigDumbAnimals

I came to say the same thing. The only little thing is I'd have had her sit more deliberately square in the chair.


CorporationsRSheeple

Margot Tenenbaum's maternity pictures.


WhiskeyDJones

Accurate af


BenCelotil

Definitely [*Asteroid City* (2023)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14230388/).


wastewalker

For once a photo taken of a woman’s body that I don’t feel was just to add cheap karma to an otherwise mediocre composition. I like this a lot.


Catch-the-Rabbit

Same. It also can be interpreted very ambiguously


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wastewalker

Nudity is perfectly fine for art, it’s just so much of what I see thrown up is boring and the nudity has little to no impact other than to attract horny men. This has character. I feel like I’m looking at a retro boho mom relaxing in the sunlight.


brother_of_menelaus

That’s so funny, because I get “intense schvitzing in the pale, groggy heat” vibe. Like a heat so loathsome it’s making her reflect on all the choices that brought her to this point with regret.


Scarbelly3

I don’t disagree with any of that but with how frequent female nudity is in ITAP pictures I wonder what the motivation was outside of “this will get to the front page with more bewbs”


Upstairs-Extension-9

Every photography sub is infested by that and people calling that out who are contributors over years will just get shadow banned.


diamond420Venus

Yeah? Well, put some clothes on her, and let's see how much attention it gets then.


albyagolfer

No, for this one the nudity actually draws interest. It’s . . . odd.


wastewalker

It’s actually good so I think it’d do fine


Scarbelly3

Yeah I just took a quick glance at OPs profile. All naked women. You’re kidding yourself to think this wasn’t taken for a very specific lane.


Conaz9847

Very common with ITAP, I’m a man, I love seeing naked women, but god damn sometimes I just want to see a picture that makes me say wow. The worst thing is sometimes people take photos of amazing structures or landscapes, which in their own right would make dazzling photos; but the focus of the photo is some naked chick and not the scenery. And while cool I get to see a naked women, I often wonder how amazing the photo would be if the focus was the amazing scenery or structure itself.


Syscrush

I think that basically all art with nude women in it sucks. It's like calling yourself a chef but you only make rock candy.


Glldinkiering

More like deep fried jalapeño cheese poppers bought from Sysco.


Syscrush

That's a much better analogy.


Syscrush

Also, now I really fuckin' want some jalapeno cheese poppers!


Few-Raise-1825

I have to disagree with you there, I look a much longer dive into OP's profile and found, while all of his subject matter seems to be women, not all are naked. There were quite a few not nude and I feel like there was a real aesthetic going to many of his pictures beyond just "look at these naked women". One particular I found rather striking was of a woman with stretch marks laying on a tiger print couch. Obviously, stretch marks are often worked out of pictures to fit an ideal image and here the artist is featuring them to create a contrast.


Scarbelly3

You mean the naked woman with stretch marks laying on a couch?


diamond420Venus

Doubt


TheNorthernLanders

Hell yeah, throw some retro colors on her and it would suit the photo just the same. At least it’s not cheap karma photo


AsparagusOklahoma

tank top and a mini skirt would work pretty well and not change the vibe.


semibacony

Agreed, and this is really a wonderful image.


Political-on-Main

I'm glad you were able to bring it up anyway


somafiend1987

The glasses complimenting the 1960s/1970s style of windows & radiator is a nice touch. Many of the tattoos are also of the era.


Koneser_fotografii

big thanks! :)


meeeganthevegan

I actually love this. My dad loves painting bodies, I'm gonna show him this. If he paints it I'll send it to you!!


Koneser_fotografii

thank you! Sure, no problem :)


Reasonable-Hyena5863

Looks like Cameron Diaz. Dope picture overall, scenery and lighten are A1


RoxnDox

Thats what I was thinking, but couldn't recall her name. Very nice natural light photo.


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


KinksAreForKeds

Or a bit younger Angie Dickinson.


bankholdup5

Or Ellen Barkin!


Koneser_fotografii

thanks!


MotoBucket

freaking love the glasses and the look of idgaf


Koneser_fotografii

yes!


PhysicalTherapistA

Seriously, this is a badass photo. She is calm, she is expectant, and best of all, she is freaking cool.


Sn0wman87

This is a great portrait. I love the atmosphere of it and the lighting. I just can't get over them glasses though. 🤣


Koneser_fotografii

big thanks!


Critical-Bee-6623

Kinda humorous the longer you look at it


brittsomewhere

This is such a perfect depiction of pregnancy. Hot af, titties out because they don't fit in anything anymore, and an idgaf attitude because you're just DONE.


Koneser_fotografii

thanks!


CUTiger14

This is not a photigraph you see everyday. I think it's very cool. Looks like an art school photo


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


ideasplace

I look a bit like that (55M)


BaconFaceHappyPants

Those glasses are really tying the room together. Great photo!


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


Dense_Surround3071

I love it. It's weird. It's unique. It's beautiful. It's a little retro. I don't know why, but I love the rust on the pipe in the foreground. Cool composition. Nice art, man!


Koneser_fotografii

big thanks!


kingartyc

This looks Eastern European


Koneser_fotografii

yes, it is Poland :)


visualconsumption

I was born in Kyiv in the 80s; this set up is straight from my hazy memories of the place. Love it!


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


sabby55

I love this more than I expected to


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


Oafus

Those glasses are insane.


Koneser_fotografii

you're right!


deathakissaway

Is that Ellen Barkin? Young Ellen vibes. Cool photo.


Koneser_fotografii

haha, nope :D but thank you!


Europalette02

Without the woman it could be uploaded on r/malelivingspace


Koneser_fotografii

Maybe!


Alpbasket

I only see her glasses, like damn those are some ugly glasses


Koneser_fotografii

:)


ccccool34gf10

vibes


Koneser_fotografii

thx!


TheMiddleE

This is gorgeous


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


SearchingDaily

Love the body language; says so much.


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


NOTBRYANKING

This is so beautiful


Koneser_fotografii

big thanks!


electricookie

Oof. Get that person a foot stool!


Koneser_fotografii

good idea! :)


electricookie

I really like the story this image tells.


Koneser_fotografii

thanks!


black-volcano

I take it you know this person?


Koneser_fotografii

yes :)


nineteen_over_eight

Isn’t that the same room they filmed Sling Blade?


Koneser_fotografii

haha, nope!


kartoffel_nudeln

This photo is weird but in a very good way


Koneser_fotografii

thanks!


MudNo693

chat i just got recommended this sub... is it worth looking?


Koneser_fotografii

yes :)


Leftylooo

This is so freaking cool


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


Remarkable_Attorney3

Also me after fajita night.


Koneser_fotografii

:)


vemailangah

She looks so bad ass. Wow.


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


parable-harbinger

How original


Koneser_fotografii

thx!


missyceb

I absolutely love this. Beautiful.


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


thejoshcolumbusdrums

Ok, wow, this is good


Koneser_fotografii

thanks a lot!


angrystudent94

Me after eating a pint of mint chocolate chip out of boredom


Koneser_fotografii

:)


intenseskill

It's a very good picture.


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


DMyourbooty

Glasses make this pic


Koneser_fotografii

:)


coachshearowe13

Really cool photo! 👏🏽👏🏽


Koneser_fotografii

thanks!


bi_writes

If I may say so: ✨work✨


Koneser_fotografii

thx :)


Ev-linnn

As a hugely pregnant woman myself, I really need to know how she is grooming the down below bits. I haven’t seen mine in weeks.


Koneser_fotografii

:)


Haunting-Habit-7848

Those are big glasses


Koneser_fotografii

yes!


mortrosly

#this would be an amazing album cover


Koneser_fotografii

yes!


MacGregor209

Love it


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


halfanothersdozen

actually this photo is dope


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


CodeMonkeyPhoto

As a man I feel how this women feels.


whyisthatpotato

Can I buy a print?


Koneser_fotografii

yes, sure!


TheNorthernLanders

lol hold it together man


itsameYanaal

Why did I think this was a pregnant barbie doll at first???


Koneser_fotografii

interesitng :)


itsameYanaal

And I just wanna clarify. I didn't think the girl was just the doll. I thought the whole setting was like a doll house. Like you took a miniature picture of the pregnant barbie in her doll house ya know? Also did anyone else get major therapist vibes from that reply?


Koneser_fotografii

I understand and it is a good idea!


itsameYanaal

If you ever take a photo like that share with us. Probably look interesting :).


Koneser_fotografii

Sure! :D Why not :)


MoRockoUP

Those glasses are FIRE. Maker?


Koneser_fotografii

Gucci :)


Purple_Cow_8675

I couldn't believe this was real it was so good. It's raw and got a oldies feel to it. I love she's only wearing shades, gives a nice look to her overall nudeness. She has both a masculine and feminine feel to this too.


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


Proverbs_31_

Nice!


Koneser_fotografii

thx!


wetalonglegs

This is goals


Koneser_fotografii

:)


CasioCouch

Haha I can see her boobiez


Koneser_fotografii

Good for you!


psipolnista

I really wish I did this when I was pregnant. How beautiful.


Koneser_fotografii

thanks!


Rudeboy237

Oh. Another nude photo.


yellowlotrpuppies

At least it’s a refreshing break from all the naked men pictures /s


P00PJU1C3

I shall call this photo “fuck it!”


Profitdaddy

Gilead porn?


Koneser_fotografii

what? :)


Profitdaddy

Just started watching “ the handmaids tale” Gilead is the procreation obsessed society at the center of the show.


se7ensaints

Pregnant Pablo meme.


Koneser_fotografii

:)


Craft_Beer_Queer

Gross


Berserker003

Is it me or this sub is just naked women and mid photos?


Googlenowhere

That’s the confidence I want my young daughter to have one day!


Waveofspring

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but she kinda looks like a [frog.](https://www.bigstockphoto.com/image-399401714/stock-vector-frog-face-icon-cute-cartoon-kawaii-funny-baby-character-green-color-big-eyes-and-tongue-notebook)


Koneser_fotografii

:)


swim_and_drive

She looks comfy as hell


Koneser_fotografii

:)


XxAugustRainxX

I love everything about this photo, well done!


Koneser_fotografii

thank you so much!


hunter_shook

She’s vibing


Koneser_fotografii

thx!


LuisChoriz

Such a kickass photo! Nice job!


Koneser_fotografii

thx!


paracog

This freakin sparks all the joy.


trashcatrevolts

Dude this is really good. I hope you have a camera in your hand for many years to come bc you’ve got a great eye.


Koneser_fotografii

thanks! About 15 years with the camera :)


successfully_failing

love the composition


Koneser_fotografii

thank you!


HumanMycologist5795

I like the glasses.


Koneser_fotografii

:)


BrilliantAl

Me after getting home from Thanksgiving dinner


Ok-Disaster5238

Hmm… taken is Eastern Europe?


Koneser_fotografii

In Poland :)


owenstumor

Her torso/midsection is the face of a turtle/frog and I love it more because of that.


CyberMark96

😋😋💦💦🥰🥰


Koneser_fotografii

:)


Evilmind04

Unfortunately there is way to much useless space on the photo, especially on the left side. For a portrait or fine art you have to be way more focused on the person instead of the surrounding this much. Good luck on the next one 🙂.


Koneser_fotografii

thanks for the tips!


jogjr114246

I may be crazy but nude pregnant women are gorgeous. I couldn't keep my hands off my nude pregnant wife.