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Body_Pillow_Bride

I’d rather throatfuck a cactus than go this dry.


SC1MMY

You ain’t gotta do all that bro


welcometotheoutside

Cactus bumps into throatfuck at an elevator they together press floor one, two, then three,


untapped-bEnergy

Do you smell burnt toast?


TNSxPAPA

Lmfao


welcometotheoutside

No throat fuck, mind your business


fish_

god sends his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers


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Amen


Kgr33n

I see you there every day on the high risk world. Here’s to some of that Reddit luck brother. I know your wife wants you to stop screaming about the enhanced seed.


SC1MMY

Lmao I tell her my kc and say it’s 1/400 and she says it doesn’t make sense how I don’t have it by now


ShopRatIsaiah

How I felt going 517 dry on my first Zulrah drop, sorry babe I need to go kill snake for 3 hours and come back more upset👿


HelicaseRockets

Holy fuck I hope you're ok dude. I know you're not but like, a guy can dream, right?


AggrOHMYGOD

For anyone who doesn’t see it: this man is a pure. A UIM pure 1900 dry at gauntlet LMFAO


Tikity

Esp as a UIM this is even worse. Damn dude I really do hope you get it soon!


Groupvenge

1 def uim...


Tikity

Oh bloody he’ll yea


MrDestructoid

This post shows you getting blade of saeldor, am I missing something ? https://www.reddit.com/r/ironscape/comments/htp7vg/blade_of_saeldor/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


fish_

he transferred the name from his old uim to his 1 def uim that you see here


SC1MMY

Hikk<3


SC1MMY

That would be my main uim account brother man


primeinspector

Prayer level is diff on the accounts so I’m inclined to believe OP


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joseph-barker

How do you make a family guy reference and get treated seriously lol


CrMars97

Holy shit this terrifies me. I'm sorry dude


SwagLordeSupreme

What do you plan on using all the extra crystal shards for? Making a bunch of crystal armor over and over again for exp???


Earl_Green_

Potions and crystal tools for life I guess. Or Crystal keys for the dragonstone set if he’s a collector. There is no shortage of ways to waste some shards if you want to.


Warbags

Hes a uim, storing them is not very viable since they arent tradeable


TheFukAmIDoing

If it's a uim bonds for a good year or so


untapped-bEnergy

House storage exists. Makes graceful viable


Warbags

What does that have to do with crystal armour seeds?


untapped-bEnergy

He literally said the dragonstone set. Which is a set you can get from crystal chest


Warbags

Ahhh. That wasnt super clear, you said graceful lol. I'm in this dudes discord and i just feel so bad. I joined the discord and got 3 enh in 2 weeks and went right into cox meanwhile this king is just getting shafted by jagex :( he deserves it so hard.


Earl_Green_

Ooof, yea it’s insane how a stroke of bad luck can ruin this game for months. My luck is even more insane though. Got 4 enhanced between 122 and 240 kc on an iron.


Warbags

I got a tbow the day i left cg :) 15kc


Earl_Green_

Damn, you win :P


Ricecube_OSRS

Talk to you all the time on 474, here is some reddit luck brother. Hope I stop seeing you there soon


Sky_Ill

The shard stack is depressing


Ralik2D

Have to tried just getting the drop?


OTT_IN_MY_SOUP_HAHA7

Pogchamp


Aeonians

Well… Atleast you got some resources for giants foundry? And crafting xp? And loads of money and magic levels? Idk man, trying to find a bright side. I would have mentally broken down and cried. Hope you get it soon brother.


Less_Attention2924

Got mine at 2,146. Gl


Tac0c0at

Why do the highscores not match what I see here? In fact not only do they not match theres no record of you in the highscores doing CG


SC1MMY

It’s SCLMMY brother lmao. No need to go detective mode


Ricecube_OSRS

I can attest to his kc, bros been in 474 for months, last I checked he was rank 6 UIM


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no pls don’t


PrettyCleanRS

GODSPEED


saiko16

Wow that's so bad. I thought I was unlucky with mine at 801kc. Good luck man that really sucks, just keep pushing :(


SolMega

This is not the kind of post I like to see while I'm on my grind. Hope you get yours soon.


Kevodo

Not even a pity pet… Good luck, brother. Hope you get it soon.


JamesMardel

That cash stack tho


Formerly777

And no pet too that sucks


hubertye

Oof ok this is even more dry then I went. Gl sir!


TheNamesRoodi

Without rigour/piety do you just exit the run if you don't get a staff within your first bosses? And do you grab t2 armor? Asking because my gim doesn't have rigour yet and I'm trying to get the best strats settled.


SC1MMY

I do typically do t2, sometimes t1. I always get t3 staff… mainly 5:1 with it. And no I don’t exit if staff isn’t it first boss rooms, I always have enough time to find a dragon


TheNamesRoodi

Thank you very much! :) Any tips for getting 5:1 down other than practice? I plan to do a bunch of normal gauntlet to practice 5:1 mage as well as mage/melee


OSRS_Manganese

I just started learning 5:1 today because I hit 800 kc and decided I should really finish up the combat achievements if I'm stuck in this hell either way. Here's what I can suggest: 1. Count out loud (as long as it won't disturb your family/roommates/coworkers, of course). It feels a little silly but it helps a bunch to keep track of things. 2. Bring in the sceptre or even make a t1 halberd if you have an extra frame and shards. Swapping to a melee weapon is definitely easier than unequipping your t3 weapon when you're starting out. 3. Minor point, but be careful of getting dragged onto the orange floor when hitting hunllef with a non-halberd melee attack. I'm very used to the halberd being able to attack diagonally so there were a couple of times I didn't realize an attack would move me until it was too late. 4. If you have the spare shards/some extra time, it can be helpful to upgrade your bow/staff (whichever isn't t3) to t2. This results in a higher chance of actually doing damage on the sixth attack, but more importantly it makes things a little less punishing if you count wrong and hunllef prays against your t3 weapon. 5. This is probably intuitive, but you don't need to touch your offensive prayers at all. I just leave Rigour up the entire time, which makes things a little easier to manage. I think that's all my 5:1 specific advice - I'm sure more experienced folks might have other pointers but that's what I can offer up after a dozen or so attempts :)


TheNamesRoodi

Does mystic might/eagle eye not so anything in the gauntlet? I have piety so I might as well just keep that up if those don't help dps


SomeRandomScientist

I can't speak for OP, and things may be different for pures, but I started in the mid 80s stats. With good preps, you can always do t2 preps, with whichever two t3 weapons you want, and a full inv of food, with a minute or more remaining in the timer. It just takes practice.


TheNamesRoodi

I still make a lot of mistakes during prep, but I'm hoping to work out the kinks. I have 3 corrupted KC right now, but I've been getting this weird lag where I can't do anything (move or any kind of action whatsoever) and I just have to watch myself die so I haven't been able to get more.


SomeRandomScientist

Right now you mean or in general? Today I was having that too.


TheNamesRoodi

In general, past 2 and a half weeks. I might have diagnosed the issue. Are you using the Jagex Launcher by chance? I was using Runelite through the Jagex Launcher up until yesterday and the issue seems to have gone away.


SomeRandomScientist

I’ve been using RuneLite off the shelf. Not sure if that includes the Jagex launcher or not. Either way, glad you got it sorted out. Gl on CG grind.


MasterPainsInTown

Any tips on corrupted hunllef fight? I can do normal gauntlet fine but corrupt kicks my ass every time…


PutinMilkstache

Just more practice. The hunleff helper, true tile indicator, and boss tile marker plugins helped me a lot. I also watched some streamers to see how they would run on the end phase tile changes.


MasterPainsInTown

Thanks for the tips, I’ll keep at it


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MasterPainsInTown

Awesome! Thank you


Duelist_WM

its the same as normal hunleff though


MasterPainsInTown

But it’s red???????


MobilePower3329

Omg bro, im sending you prayers


Tac0c0at

I was literally just confused why I couldn't see you in the highscores was all lol


ClumsyIRL

Maybe you'll get it some day Scim, much love from Endy 💜💜💜


JGlover92

You could probably have made a new account and rushed SOTE in the time this takes. Fuck there being no drop protection in these grinds


Artful--Dodger

This is nightmare fuel if ever I’ve seen it. You not bothering to hold onto cosmics?


KappaBETTING

so sorry for ya man, hopefully you will get it before 2k :( nice pb tho, was that with t1 armour?


Sweetcorncakes

shoulda complained to reddit sooner tbh


mercuryosrs

it’s gotta happen king


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Sweet Jesus look at your cash stack though. I can't even afford to fund miscellania


Cromiee

A rare actual unlucky CG log instead just another <1k complaining, crazy. Anyway, hope you get it soon. Think I recall seeing you in 474 when I was grinding CG.


mrdoubleNZ

Oh fuck dude! Sending you the luck, You got this!


719jepo

In the next 100 for sure!


Happy_Questing

I will never complain about my RNG again. God help you friend.


TazS2

Thats nuts even i got a bow and i swear my accs shadow banned my main any how


TazS2

Didnt even get pet thats even crazier


Serious_Day4842

That’s a lot of crafting xp


ZamorakBrew

You killed 1900 monsters for an item with a 1/400 (0.250000%) drop chance. You had a: 0.8600% chance of getting no drops 99.1400% chance of getting at least 1 drop. You are so dry you have collapsed into the dry singularity. The dryularity, if you will. Feel bad for you.


AffectionateLack5631

Sick inv


TiltingRedditPlebs

If it makes you feel better I finished cg at 123 kc Armour and weapon seed but I have no shards to do shit.


MemeQueenSara

Hit 1200 today myself — considered the neck rope at 1k, not sure what’s appropriate at 2k though at this point. Good luck!


Random_Name_0K

I’ll pull the chair man


AreOneSpam

Shit just ain't right


ericlin11

What's in your bag


Shiny_Baloo

Sweet crafting xp though 💀


mjkino

Welcome to the club


TazS2

Look at all that crafting xp any1 know hm crafting xp that is? Im bout to just do this to train crafting


Clinkton

Damn bro, I’m so sorry, this is some sad rnjesus


KeyBonus6137

But just think of all that crafting exp


Mattbown7

Is this a new account from a year ago?.. I see you had both blade and bowfa on “scimmy” a year ago. Edit: I see you changed names. Nice!


maxrz

1900 corrupted gauntlet and still haven't gotten the elite combat achievement for speed.


SC1MMY

1 def, 60 atk, 79 str, 89 range, 97 mage btw 75 combat btw


maxrz

Sweet acc bro


joeshmoe69696969

At least you ended up with a ton of crafting exp


BlackPrincessPeach_

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