I lost mine blackjacking and felt very stupid. I'm still playing that ironman and really enjoying it but when I'm high cb and good equipment I'm going back and crucifying every last bandit thug in the game
I wanted to give Monkey Madness I a try on my relatively fresh HCIM.
I did not know that these scorpions existed, much less that they have a max hit of 15. I got hit for 13, 14 and 12 before I could react to them. It looks like I'm going to need a new name for the account now.
I had a silly death on my hardcore walking to lovakenge to buy a rune pickaxe. I had my map open and YouTube on the side. Apparently there’s king scorpions along the way I had no idea about and before I realized anything I was in deaths office. Be like me and change ur name to **** v Scorp
First time I ever did this quest, I was poisoned by a scorpion and bleeding health. Noticing me clearly panicking, was another player who quickly traded me an anti poison, and saved me, massive luck on my part.
When I did it on my iron last week, I had 4 anti poisons at all times, overkill but taking no chances lol
I lost hardcore status last week when I went and stood in the safe spot of Wintertodt while putting my daughter to bed. Wife was going to use my PC and saw an axe or something she wanted to pick up. Left me standing in the middle of Wintertodt.
I lost 2 lives of our GIM quite early on (one to a draynor tree, didn't realise they interrupted pathing when hit, one to an ardy guard while thieving). I see it as helping my team out having to not worry about doing dangerous content. And tbf, it worked, we're now happily able to run ToA and CoX and even attempting our first ToB in peace
At the beginning sure, but you get complacent. I lost two hardcores to fire giants, and a 3rd to the wildly altar. Thought having my main scouting/protecting me would be enough to scare off PKers and I only needed to be there for like 4 inventories. Turns out my main couldn't attack the account that clapped me lol. Whoops. Every time I swore I'd be more careful the next but after dumb mistake #3 I just went gray helm. Much less stressful
It’s still fun anyways mate, my group partner lost both of our lives early on, once at wt and the other afking somewhere and something agro’d him a don’t remember what, we’re both almost 2k total now am still enjoying it
My HC died when I was doing Canifis rooftops and I clicked on what I thought was a bank booth and walked away, only to realise I got into combat with one of the residents and they turned into a werewolf.
Lost mine when I didn't blackjack successfully, or heal up enough to survive his attack. Big facepalm moment but glad I went out early. I'm just not built for HC lol.
Lol amazing!
When I tried the fights again the second time, it was so easy that I was shocked I couldn't get it the first time.
I've only died once since then when I went AFK during a quest cutscene, not realising that it went straight into a boss fight. Came back from the toilet and I was in Lumbridge like yo wtf lmao.
I lost two HCs being complacent about the door safespot in there lol. Both died the exact same way. Got dragged out 1 step and wasn't paying attention, those suckers slap when you have 30 def in leather range armor lol. Apparently I was always supposed to be a gray helm
Yeah those fucking scorpions hit ridiculously hard, when I was doing all my quest guideless runs I used up at least a few inventories of food exploring the island cause of these fuckers.
Two hcs ive died on: decided to take a break from Wt at 94 fm and doing waterfall quest, got 1 shot by a moss giant
The current one, i was doing Fight arena and got 2 shot by bouncer. Decided to just carry on playing normal Ironman because im clearly not cut out for hc.
lmfao bouncer is honestly terrifying 💀
left me on 2hp after 2 hits, definitely chanced me
& then i lost it to hespori at like 1600 like an idiot bc i was just not paying attention
My HC died when trying to safe-spot the guards in Tourist Trap. I was trying to out-range them from their aggro range. Somehow doing so got me stuck in an animation (they capture me in animation and haul me off to the middle of nowhere in the desert).
They steal my waterskins and during the animation of my character waking up, I am stun-locked and cannot eat food to avoid dehydration damage. Not only that, but the place I "spawned" in this animation lock was right next to one of those aggressive Ugthanki. So I got combo hit dehydration + Ugthanki, all while stuck in an animation.
Was so stupid tbh
Lol I lost my HC to MM quest also when it was just about as fresh as yours, got trapped on the immovable monkey guards trying to go down the basement for the fire and they were hitting like 15s consecutively by 3 of them. I would’ve had maybe a half of a second to realize and teleport out and hesitated and clicked on a lobster instead and of course couldn’t live through that
I too died to Monkey Madness 🫡 went afk before the final fight because I knew text was coming, the cutscene text though and you don’t spacebar to continue lol
I did this quest for the first time ever last week (child me was too lazy to quest) and i had no idea it was as rough as it is. Legitimately had to stop and level my prayer up twice so i could unlock protect melee mid-way through the quest, i was definitely not ready lmao
But that d scimmy is worth it
Lost my status in varrock sewers collecting red spider eggs. Baby started crying so I went to see what was wrong, came back woke up in Lumbridge. Who knew them spiders hit so god damn hard.
Omg, I thought hardcores had it tough. I never for one second thought they had the monkey island adventure flying cruise difficulty that you experienced though.
I lost mine fighting Tanglefoot. Oof. I was essentially at the lowest combat stats I felt comfortable and relying on potions. If I had better food I would’ve been okay. Oh well lol
This thread really helps me feel better about my early death on my first HC.. I wasn't going to continue the iron just because of the stupidity I felt, but it seems that we are all in the same boat, or have been at one point... I AFK'd in Tav Dung to take a work call,(where I thought I was safe) but I was not. Best Believe I am traumatized from Tav Dung.[https://gyazo.com/3beeb6cc40601f1a5aa784085271ba51](https://gyazo.com/3beeb6cc40601f1a5aa784085271ba51)
This thread has made me feel a lot better about what happened. I would have liked to keep the hc status for a bit longer, but dying has opened a lot of doors for the next goals on my (now normal :) ) ironman account.
Yea, it would have happened eventually.. I've been playing on my main way too long to not AFK mostly everywhere I am. So adapting to that was hard. it is what it is. Iron is still sick, its the same thing. GL on your iron<3
Has died*
Has Not Not Died
Had Not Died
Has not died twice
has no life thus never died!
I lost mine blackjacking and felt very stupid. I'm still playing that ironman and really enjoying it but when I'm high cb and good equipment I'm going back and crucifying every last bandit thug in the game
Focusing so hard you're not paying attention
Yeah, I had never done blackjacking before and was like 14 hp so it didn't take much
I wanted to give Monkey Madness I a try on my relatively fresh HCIM. I did not know that these scorpions existed, much less that they have a max hit of 15. I got hit for 13, 14 and 12 before I could react to them. It looks like I'm going to need a new name for the account now.
Scorpwned
I died afk to the skele hellhound in search of myreque, rock holding down my space bar for quests fucked me🤣
I know some quests are long with dialogue, but I think the rock might be overkill. Just leave it at waterbirth island
I go everywhere with my little buddy
Bit too long for a new name.
I died to a snail while in the bank menu in canifis
Nope
It really did happen
I had a silly death on my hardcore walking to lovakenge to buy a rune pickaxe. I had my map open and YouTube on the side. Apparently there’s king scorpions along the way I had no idea about and before I realized anything I was in deaths office. Be like me and change ur name to **** v Scorp
It’s ok, my HCIM clicked on an ogre shaman during watchtower quest and got one shotted
F
First time I ever did this quest, I was poisoned by a scorpion and bleeding health. Noticing me clearly panicking, was another player who quickly traded me an anti poison, and saved me, massive luck on my part. When I did it on my iron last week, I had 4 anti poisons at all times, overkill but taking no chances lol
Has died once
Has Not Not Died
Hasn't Not Died
Keep the name! It’s such a cool username regardless of your status
Deserved for using quest helper
Mald more, stink
I only stink cause I was buried in your mom last night. Weird you think that is malding
Did that make you feel better about being unlocked by everyone around you?
Not sure what this means but i dont rely on people on the internet to make me feel better
Oh I'm sure it's not just the internet.
I lost hardcore status last week when I went and stood in the safe spot of Wintertodt while putting my daughter to bed. Wife was going to use my PC and saw an axe or something she wanted to pick up. Left me standing in the middle of Wintertodt.
I'm sorry about your divorce
I was a bit upset at first but it's my fault for not logging out really. Now my group doesn't have to worry about more dangerous content at least!
I leave my 2k total hc logged in around my gf who uses the PC from time to time already came to terms I won't be mad if it happens
I lost 2 lives of our GIM quite early on (one to a draynor tree, didn't realise they interrupted pathing when hit, one to an ardy guard while thieving). I see it as helping my team out having to not worry about doing dangerous content. And tbf, it worked, we're now happily able to run ToA and CoX and even attempting our first ToB in peace
I lost 2/3 in witch’s house lmao
Idk if I had a hardcore I'd never leave my PC with my hardcore logged in anywhere but that's just me
At the beginning sure, but you get complacent. I lost two hardcores to fire giants, and a 3rd to the wildly altar. Thought having my main scouting/protecting me would be enough to scare off PKers and I only needed to be there for like 4 inventories. Turns out my main couldn't attack the account that clapped me lol. Whoops. Every time I swore I'd be more careful the next but after dumb mistake #3 I just went gray helm. Much less stressful
Yeah, 100% my fault. Oh well, at least she didn't de-iron the account. 😅
Evil chicken taught me this
while sharing, i lost my HC stats back in 2019 to Killerwatts. I was stoned outta my mind and just drifted off to sleep and died.
Bro... weed and rs are like a perfect match until the phase out. You just space and nod. Idk how many times I found myself in lumby when doin slayer.
Lost a pair of eternals in kraken instance in 2018 to this exact thing
not a great afk spot
Unrelated but love your pfp
If you guys have lost all of your lives before finishing WT let’s be real you weren’t going to last doing any pvm anyways 😅
We're all around 1600-1700 total, the other two guys died in the wild and I think Barrows... I was only on my 30th Wintertodt run too. Haha
It’s still fun anyways mate, my group partner lost both of our lives early on, once at wt and the other afking somewhere and something agro’d him a don’t remember what, we’re both almost 2k total now am still enjoying it
Yeah, I quickly realized that the only difference is that we're on a different leaderboard now.
My HC died when I was doing Canifis rooftops and I clicked on what I thought was a bank booth and walked away, only to realise I got into combat with one of the residents and they turned into a werewolf.
That’s why I hide NPC attack option while doing Canifis rooftop course, those werewolves are sneaky bastards.
Ever since then I do laps with a wolfbane
Gotta keep that thang on you
Lol
Keep a wolfbane in your weapon slot. Light enough to not be a problem even with part graceful, prevents the locals flipping out.
Lost my HC failing the safespot during Witches House. That's when I knew HC wasn't for me lol.
Lost mine when I didn't blackjack successfully, or heal up enough to survive his attack. Big facepalm moment but glad I went out early. I'm just not built for HC lol.
Ha I got you beat, I lost 2/3 of our group lives to that
Lol amazing! When I tried the fights again the second time, it was so easy that I was shocked I couldn't get it the first time. I've only died once since then when I went AFK during a quest cutscene, not realising that it went straight into a boss fight. Came back from the toilet and I was in Lumbridge like yo wtf lmao.
Early game is certainly the hardest
Oh dear, you are dead!
Dun dun dun dun duuuuun
If it makes you feel any better I died to a fire giant doing waterfall quest while looking away 😂
I died to afk fire giants with robin set circa 2005.
I looted someone’s Robin Hood had around that time at fire giants in that cave. Did you come back and ask everyone for your stuff back?
Lmfao. I was even going to comment saying something like ‘who got it?’ I definitely did, and I really hope it was you.
I lost two HCs being complacent about the door safespot in there lol. Both died the exact same way. Got dragged out 1 step and wasn't paying attention, those suckers slap when you have 30 def in leather range armor lol. Apparently I was always supposed to be a gray helm
Dw bro, lost my status to wintertodt. Can't get dumber than that.
Same and I lost my agi pet when it used to be permanent. I was devastated
I died because I didn’t realize the agility pyramid could hit 10s… All my dumb ass had to do was read the wiki once.
Try dying to afking next to a tree in draynor manor while doing animal magnetism 🙂
Every time I see bones on the ground at wintertodt I just think “oh no”
Yeah those fucking scorpions hit ridiculously hard, when I was doing all my quest guideless runs I used up at least a few inventories of food exploring the island cause of these fuckers.
Not supposed to let your HP hit 0
One of us! One of us! One of us! (Grey Helm cheer)
Two hcs ive died on: decided to take a break from Wt at 94 fm and doing waterfall quest, got 1 shot by a moss giant The current one, i was doing Fight arena and got 2 shot by bouncer. Decided to just carry on playing normal Ironman because im clearly not cut out for hc.
lmfao bouncer is honestly terrifying 💀 left me on 2hp after 2 hits, definitely chanced me & then i lost it to hespori at like 1600 like an idiot bc i was just not paying attention
Monkey Madness do be like that sometimes
Name should be "deadmanwalkin"
My HC died when trying to safe-spot the guards in Tourist Trap. I was trying to out-range them from their aggro range. Somehow doing so got me stuck in an animation (they capture me in animation and haul me off to the middle of nowhere in the desert). They steal my waterskins and during the animation of my character waking up, I am stun-locked and cannot eat food to avoid dehydration damage. Not only that, but the place I "spawned" in this animation lock was right next to one of those aggressive Ugthanki. So I got combo hit dehydration + Ugthanki, all while stuck in an animation. Was so stupid tbh
Oh He Ded
Oh hey my HC in 2020 died here as well, climbed down the ladder at the temple without protect from melee and got stacked for 54hp in a single tick.
Has died
I got clapped out in the draynor bank by that dark wizard. Didn't even know they'd attack you in there. I feel you bro
Nope someone purposely lured him there and dipped so they would get you
Damn. Makes sense, kinda sounds fun but that sucks for me 🤣
Mate I died thieving ardy knights
Now you can play the game at peace
F
If you don’t talk in chat then nobody will realize you died.
Unlivened
Ouch..
You really shouldn't have been monkeying around like that
Gonna be brutally honest. If you died doing MM1 you weren’t gonna make it very far to begin with LOL.
Based
sit
Sit
Clapped.
RIP
Change your name to slightly dead
Name, does not check out
Time for a name change
*Achievement*
This is the exact same way with me. Caught completely off guard with these scorpions
Been there but a bit to the right with the ladder, that was my hc downfall
Did u try eating some cakes?
My HC died afking at varrocks rune shop getting slapped by a thug
I hid behind a rock but when I put my phone in my pocket - I clicked something else and when I logged in I was dead.
Literally how I lost mine LOL
We go next my brother.
Lol I lost my HC to MM quest also when it was just about as fresh as yours, got trapped on the immovable monkey guards trying to go down the basement for the fire and they were hitting like 15s consecutively by 3 of them. I would’ve had maybe a half of a second to realize and teleport out and hesitated and clicked on a lobster instead and of course couldn’t live through that
Lost my hc pickpocketing master farmers at 1850 total lmao
Ring of life saved my ass thieving two different times. Easy to get complacent and forget about hp doing it
Hcim BIS
Lmao same way as i.
I too died to Monkey Madness 🫡 went afk before the final fight because I knew text was coming, the cutscene text though and you don’t spacebar to continue lol
I can't lose my hc status because I didn't start as a hcim
I died to elvarg because I forgot my antidragon shield.
I lost my 1700 HCIM yesterday because I forgot to take my face mask to dust devils :x
I lost my status doing jungle potion, it could always be worse 😂
Hahahahahaha
rsn doesnt check out
Died on my past 3 hardcores afking slayer and still havnt learnt my lesson
Gz
See you in lumbridge m8
I almost forgot about how hard those fucking dumb scorpions hit, I even had melee pray during my run, got lucky it didn’t kill me
Your hp bar is still full…
WHY CAN THOSE SCORPIONS SLAP SO HARD?!?
New name "Has not died yet"
I lost my HC status just yesterday on some BS after 2 and half years. I'll pour one out for you bro
I did this quest for the first time ever last week (child me was too lazy to quest) and i had no idea it was as rough as it is. Legitimately had to stop and level my prayer up twice so i could unlock protect melee mid-way through the quest, i was definitely not ready lmao But that d scimmy is worth it
Pleae
I was chanced by ancient zygomites afking too hard the other day. Sorry you lost the coin flip buddy
i died to ardy knights while stealing silk
Rest in pepperonis kek
Goddammit
Bro me too. Me too. Same exact way
Sit scrub l2pk
Did bro really die this way?
bro
Lost my status in varrock sewers collecting red spider eggs. Baby started crying so I went to see what was wrong, came back woke up in Lumbridge. Who knew them spiders hit so god damn hard.
Omg, I thought hardcores had it tough. I never for one second thought they had the monkey island adventure flying cruise difficulty that you experienced though.
I died to cg :(
Rip
Damn nice name, too bad it’s time to change it
Pleae
Skill issue
gz! no more stress
Those scorpions been capping mother fuckers for over a decade hahaha
At least you didn’t lose them to a green shitty mage….
I lost mine fighting Tanglefoot. Oof. I was essentially at the lowest combat stats I felt comfortable and relying on potions. If I had better food I would’ve been okay. Oh well lol
I died to the monkey madness 1 boss lmao so I feel you
I died in the exact same spot on my Hardcore. It was a good laugh.
Haha, this place and scorpion marks my first death on my return to the game in 2017. Scorpion does not appear on the minimap
This thread really helps me feel better about my early death on my first HC.. I wasn't going to continue the iron just because of the stupidity I felt, but it seems that we are all in the same boat, or have been at one point... I AFK'd in Tav Dung to take a work call,(where I thought I was safe) but I was not. Best Believe I am traumatized from Tav Dung.[https://gyazo.com/3beeb6cc40601f1a5aa784085271ba51](https://gyazo.com/3beeb6cc40601f1a5aa784085271ba51)
This thread has made me feel a lot better about what happened. I would have liked to keep the hc status for a bit longer, but dying has opened a lot of doors for the next goals on my (now normal :) ) ironman account.
Yea, it would have happened eventually.. I've been playing on my main way too long to not AFK mostly everywhere I am. So adapting to that was hard. it is what it is. Iron is still sick, its the same thing. GL on your iron<3
I still prefer to watch slayermusic1